Communal Haikus

Ether · Post Post #6 (isolation #0) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:33 am

Confrontational
That is all it is to me
When Dad invades France.

Ether · Post Post #10 (isolation #1) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:20 am

Goalposts ooze and shift

EDIT--bonus ending:

Hey! Look at Sasquatch!
He's been flying through the air
So who left those tracks...?

Ether · Post Post #12 (isolation #2) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:22 pm

Goalposts ooze and shift
Psychedelic sports are played
Steroids are still banned.

Ether · Post Post #14 (isolation #3) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:30 pm

The strong will die young
Elves live for hundreds of years

Ether · Post Post #16 (isolation #4) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:41 pm

I want custody.

Ether · Post Post #21 (isolation #5) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:26 pm

Mafiascum's great!
It could do with more dragons
Mud-wrestling tigers

To be honest I generally pronounce wrestling with three syllables but I'm assuming there are people who don't.

Ether · Post Post #23 (isolation #6) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:30 pm

Hi my name is SKrew
I've been sober for two weeks

Ether · Post Post #25 (isolation #7) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:36 pm

I should have kissed her

Ether · Post Post #28 (isolation #8) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:45 pm

Look to the north star

Bonus ending wrote:I should have kissed her
But I'm still glad I didn't
Your estate's nicer.

Ether · Post Post #31 (isolation #9) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:01 pm

Your grandfather called

Ether · Post Post #33 (isolation #10) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:08 pm

Your grandfather called
Genetic gonorrhea
You would never cheat!!

Ether · Post Post #36 (isolation #11) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:15 pm

This is really fun
Nine out of ten docs agree
The tenth doc goes SPLAT.

Ether · Post Post #38 (isolation #12) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:22 pm

Fuck english it sucks
A truly refined language

Ether · Post Post #42 (isolation #13) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:44 pm

Counting syllables
Sometimes it just takes so long
What comes after four?

Ether · Post Post #45 (isolation #14) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:52 pm

Stop, collaborate
Interorganizational
Who'll betray who first?

Ether · Post Post #49 (isolation #15) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:01 pm

The plot of Homestuck

Bonus ending wrote:Ether recruited
All the boys with her milkshakes
Laced with LSD.

Ether · Post Post #54 (isolation #16) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:13 pm

Tracey's a chicken
This line is just six words long
She won't challenge that.

I don't get it.

Bonus ending wrote:The plot of Homestuck
Has such time shenanigans
Set your clocks back, pricks!

Ether · Post Post #58 (isolation #17) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:18 pm

Witches brewing beer

Ether · Post Post #62 (isolation #18) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:30 pm

Bitter old scumchat
All coffee must be drunk black

Ether · Post Post #64 (isolation #19) » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:45 pm

Deep in the cake mines

Bonus ending wrote:Bitter old scumchat
All coffee must be drunk black
And Times New Roman

Ether · Post Post #72 (isolation #20) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:37 am

Lost my gerbil too!
How was I supposed to know
They don't breathe oatmeal??

Ether · Post Post #78 (isolation #21) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:12 am

Your attention please:
There's no party like huffing
Puff them houses down!

Ether · Post Post #81 (isolation #22) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:56 pm

Standing motionless
In the moonlight do I sing
♫ I'M A SLAAAAAAAAVE 4 U ♫

Ether · Post Post #85 (isolation #23) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:21 pm

Tazaro, you fool
A pretty dancer like you

Ether · Post Post #88 (isolation #24) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:34 pm

If Sleepy ruled all
Then Rick Santorum might say,

Ether · Post Post #91 (isolation #25) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:43 pm

SleepyKrew rules all
From his grim volcanic lair

Ether · Post Post #93 (isolation #26) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:09 pm

Are you kidding me.

Ether · Post Post #102 (isolation #27) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:03 pm

Most urban squirrels

Ether · Post Post #104 (isolation #28) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:07 pm

Most urban squirrels
Live in urban areas
But a few commute.

Ether · Post Post #107 (isolation #29) » Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:20 pm

I have a pet rock
It doesn't have a name yet
Only "Number Five."

Ether · Post Post #148 (isolation #30) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:07 pm

It was intended
To heal but never to hurt
But I'm creative.

Ether · Post Post #150 (isolation #31) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:19 pm

Blue, green, red, yellow
Teletubbies on parade

Ether · Post Post #152 (isolation #32) » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:25 pm

Crap, they got Tinky!

Ether · Post Post #177 (isolation #33) » Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:22 am

Flaming sambuca
Licorice was bad enough!

Ether · Post Post #200 (isolation #34) » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:23 am

I

wanted green ones.

Ether · Post Post #225 (isolation #35) » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:07 am

We know where you sleep
In R'lyeh, dead but dreaming

R'lyeh is two syllables, right?

Ether · Post Post #246 (isolation #36) » Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:49 pm

Monkeys shouldn't bark!
That yapping is ANNOYING

Ether · Post Post #255 (isolation #37) » Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:14 pm

This computer's slow
Scarcely sentient at all

Ether · Post Post #260 (isolation #38) » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:33 pm

To spare my feelings,

Ether · Post Post #273 (isolation #39) » Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:48 pm

Damn you guys are good
Is one theft too much to ask?

Ether · Post Post #276 (isolation #40) » Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:29 pm

Ninja Ether strikes
So you thought you dodged that prod?

Ether · Post Post #290 (isolation #41) » Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:00 pm

Quilford acts alone
That jury BETTER agree

Ether · Post Post #355 (isolation #42) » Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:07 pm

He, she, me...wumbo
This is first grade English, dude

Ether · Post Post #368 (isolation #43) » Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:54 am

Can't we have nice things
Without descending into
Long-term commitment?

Ether · Post Post #371 (isolation #44) » Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:04 pm

Electric razors
do NOT work as advertised

Ether · Post Post #378 (isolation #45) » Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:41 am

Some things do not work
Just like giving birth to syrup
And syllable counts.

Ether · Post Post #379 (isolation #46) » Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:41 am

Get it together!

Ether · Post Post #384 (isolation #47) » Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:47 am

My English Teacher
Has an addiction to coke.
Detentions are great!

Ether · Post Post #390 (isolation #48) » Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:55 pm

These broken lyrics
If it ain't broke, don't fix it
Just cover Britney.

Ether · Post Post #396 (isolation #49) » Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:55 pm

Purple chainsaws have
human flesh stuck in the teeth.
Green chainsaws are worse...

Ether · Post Post #405 (isolation #50) » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:40 am

Huh? What did you say,
I can't hear you with this thing
Howling for your blood

Ether · Post Post #424 (isolation #51) » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:04 am

It's unfortunate
when people are told that they
can't pet the leopards

Ether · Post Post #439 (isolation #52) » Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:01 pm

rabble rabble bang
Matias finally cracked
the clever crow feasts

Ether · Post Post #568 (isolation #53) » Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:10 pm

Baltimore mornings

Ether · Post Post #740 (isolation #54) » Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:31 am

Ice cubes in the room
Would only water it down

Ether · Post Post #745 (isolation #55) » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:37 pm

I like my coffee

Bonus ending wrote:My peace of mind slipped
It's now shattered on the floor
Mom saw my Facebook

Ether · Post Post #756 (isolation #56) » Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:05 am

An opening line
serves to advance the plot and
offer a warning

Ether · Post Post #760 (isolation #57) » Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:12 pm

The night is still young.

Ether · Post Post #763 (isolation #58) » Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:54 am

the results are in:

Ether · Post Post #787 (isolation #59) » Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:29 pm

The plight of the poor
Is an acceptable cost

Ether · Post Post #791 (isolation #60) » Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:59 am

the arrogant rich
are no worse then the proud poor
and they smell better

Ether · Post Post #793 (isolation #61) » Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:52 am

Some people don't know
where their next meal will come from

Ether · Post Post #796 (isolation #62) » Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:38 am

Blasphemy is like
denying that Jesus was

Ether · Post Post #802 (isolation #63) » Thu Jan 02, 2014 7:00 am

The influenza
has claimed my whole family

Ether · Post Post #807 (isolation #64) » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:21 am

He said he loved me

Ether · Post Post #810 (isolation #65) » Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:26 pm

The spiked walls close in

Ether · Post Post #819 (isolation #66) » Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:28 am

That is not my son!

Ether · Post Post #827 (isolation #67) » Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:05 pm

Crap. Am i tired?
I feel so alone today
In this strange time zone

Ether · Post Post #834 (isolation #68) » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:11 am

The rain continues

Ether · Post Post #838 (isolation #69) » Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:08 pm

Fancy highlighters
taste just like the normal ones

Ether · Post Post #848 (isolation #70) » Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:42 am

All these missing posts
Will come back until Sunday
If you pay ransom

Ether · Post Post #850 (isolation #71) » Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:58 am

Let us rock and roll!
Once you give us permission,

Ether · Post Post #857 (isolation #72) » Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:02 pm

Loanwords in English
I want to eat your big head
But...respectfully.

Ether · Post Post #859 (isolation #73) » Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:45 pm

Haikus are boring!
The pinnacle of poems

Ether · Post Post #861 (isolation #74) » Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:09 pm

There once was a man

Ether · Post Post #868 (isolation #75) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:28 am

What would you do for
One hundred million dollars?

Ether · Post Post #874 (isolation #76) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:48 am

thebuttonmen did
heresy he will pay for

Ether · Post Post #881 (isolation #77) » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:37 pm

My redneck uncle
seen Ether mess up a line
It's pronounced "YOO-foh."

Ether · Post Post #889 (isolation #78) » Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:01 pm

Let's be frank here. Cats
are the undisputed lords

Ether · Post Post #896 (isolation #79) » Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:43 pm

I have no regrets
about my time on this earth,
But Mars? That was bad.

Ether · Post Post #900 (isolation #80) » Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:30 pm

I will never bow

Ether · Post Post #909 (isolation #81) » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:04 am

As the poison spreads,

Ether · Post Post #911 (isolation #82) » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:17 am

As the poison spreads,
My health deteriorates
(But it was worth it.)

Ether · Post Post #924 (isolation #83) » Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:50 am

Button's other eye

Ether · Post Post #957 (isolation #84) » Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:38 am

I have forgotten

Ether · Post Post #966 (isolation #85) » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:16 am

I hit a deer once

Ether · Post Post #969 (isolation #86) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:28 am

We're all made of stars

Ether · Post Post #971 (isolation #87) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 4:23 am

We're all made of stars
Except for Ether, who is
Transdimensional

Ether · Post Post #973 (isolation #88) » Fri Apr 04, 2014 6:12 am

A long time ago,
In a distant galaxy,

Ether · Post Post #980 (isolation #89) » Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:19 am

Thumbtacks and waffles
Make for an interesting meal
Iron's important!

Ether · Post Post #982 (isolation #90) » Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:53 am

This will never end
While both of us are alive

Ether · Post Post #986 (isolation #91) » Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:14 pm

Mr. Pinkerton
I'm sorry to tell you that
the virus has spread.

Ether · Post Post #993 (isolation #92) » Sun Apr 06, 2014 3:13 pm

Why do birds appear

Ether · Post Post #997 (isolation #93) » Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:11 pm

Nitroglycerin
Will not be enough to stop

Ether · Post Post #999 (isolation #94) » Mon Apr 07, 2014 5:24 pm

This reprieve won't last

Ether · Post Post #1002 (isolation #95) » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:27 pm

As the tide comes in

Ether · Post Post #1005 (isolation #96) » Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:10 am

She turned me into

Ether · Post Post #1017 (isolation #97) » Sat Apr 12, 2014 2:40 am

Always know your place

Ether · Post Post #1021 (isolation #98) » Sat Apr 12, 2014 7:53 am

Still fifth most posts here
And I will not rest until

Ether · Post Post #1023 (isolation #99) » Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:15 am

It's fine, I'm a doctor.

Ether · Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:06 am

...crap. Thank you, SleepyKrew.

Some mistakes were made

Ether · Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:10 am

The square root of pi
is one point seven seven two,
[MOTOR FUNCTIONS LOST]

Ether · Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:37 am

Tuberculosis
Also known as consumption
Turns me on so much.

Ether · Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:19 am

Winged Victory
Eagles saved our butts again

Ether · Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:41 am

Last chance to back down!

Ether · Tue Apr 29, 2014 1:57 pm

Last chance to back down!
And what would make me do that?
In-verse bickering.

Ether · Sun May 11, 2014 12:01 pm

Beep beep boo boo bop
I can't let you do that, Dave

Ether · Sun May 11, 2014 12:45 pm

Twenty-nine orphans

Ether · Wed May 14, 2014 2:30 am

LlamaFluff just died
There is still no cure in sight

Ether · Wed May 14, 2014 4:23 pm

Trenchcoats in July:

Ether · Thu May 15, 2014 12:41 am

Well met, Milady

Ether · Wed May 21, 2014 2:06 am

A gaggle of geese
A parliament of owls

Ether · Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:01 am

I, vigilante
Seeking single male burglar

Ether · Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:24 am

I don't drink water
For it would surely kill me

Ether · Thu Jun 26, 2014 3:03 pm

The hills might have eyes