The Cult of UberNinja

gorckat · Post Post #4 (isolation #0) » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:28 am

Can ninjas escape this?

gorckat · Post Post #6 (isolation #1) » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:33 am

Pfft.

Ninjas don't carry markers.

Source: Some kid when we were 12 tried to convince me he had completed ninja and samurai training. He didn't carry markers.

gorckat · Post Post #11 (isolation #2) » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:49 am

UberNinja wrote:You should join my cult, gorckat.

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Why not both?

gorckat · Post Post #136 (isolation #3) » Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:49 am

This could be fun for a minute.

gorckat · Post Post #138 (isolation #4) » Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:57 am

If I had time to blow off more at work, I'd do one with 'Scary Monsters' font,

http://www.dafont.com/search.php?q=scary

gorckat · Post Post #144 (isolation #5) » Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:11 am

His hat looks like a giant hammer.

gorckat · Post Post #166 (isolation #6) » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:29 am

Hail, hail!

Nominate Umbrage for

SHUN!

gorckat · Post Post #178 (isolation #7) » Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:25 am

What's the URL to CD's avvy?

I think I adblocked it some time ago because that is the first step in my silent, personal, passive-agressive movement against another poster.

Or he had a really annoying avvy...

EDIT: Nevermind. I found it...wasn't missing much

gorckat · Post Post #180 (isolation #8) » Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:32 am

It's a hipster!

gorckat · Post Post #216 (isolation #9) » Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:32 am

In post 208, kuribo wrote:I approve of my new title. I'm off to shave my horse.

Just remember I'm watching you.

We mere mortal men manscape.

kuribo...he horsescapes! For when he does not, the mane of his horse is like a sheet of satin...uh...never mind.

gorckat · Post Post #429 (isolation #10) » Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:21 pm

Trippy.

gorckat · Post Post #533 (isolation #11) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:10 am

gorckat · Post Post #544 (isolation #12) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:39 am

Who's the lynch, dammit! WHO!

What's not clear about this?

gorckat · Post Post #560 (isolation #13) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:54 am

Do you have nukes? Or tigers?

gorckat · Post Post #587 (isolation #14) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:20 am

I'm posting here so I can come back some point in the future and edit in a wicked funny retort.

gorckat · Post Post #603 (isolation #15) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:38 am

In post 594, Loranthaceae wrote:Who is your messiah?

You may have missed this several pages ago, little lamb.

gorckat · Post Post #636 (isolation #16) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:49 pm

Who's the princess?

gorckat · Post Post #669 (isolation #17) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:05 pm

In post 662, RedCoyote wrote:What is a flowchartan? A pirate?

Dar be scum thar!

gorckat · Post Post #689 (isolation #18) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:34 am

Now you are worthy, lamb of the ninja!

gorckat · Post Post #690 (isolation #19) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:43 am

The bottom left looks odd, but the masking was correct- the background image is just dark there.

gorckat · Post Post #697 (isolation #20) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:15 am

What he means is we have their hearts in a jar, so they'll always belong to us.

gorckat · Post Post #708 (isolation #21) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:22 am

Fuckin badass.

gorckat · Post Post #799 (isolation #22) » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:08 am

I believe we should have an Easy Spoken Ninja's fortress as well, but unless created by our Dear Leader, I doubt it would hold any authoritative position among the membership.

gorckat · Post Post #803 (isolation #23) » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:27 am

In post 800, UberNinja wrote:What would be the point? Wouldn't it just dilute the sexiness?

No mods sticking their fingers in the way of my Divinylsjokes.

It's like a shuriken to the nads.

gorckat · Post Post #804 (isolation #24) » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:28 am

Although I guess I can try to be funny without self touching humor.