The Cult of UberNinja

[UberNinja]

It has come to my attention that my followers need some place to congregate.
Post here if you think Ninjas are better than Flowchartians. Or if you love ninjas.

The Cult of UberNinja:

- Maestro
- DrippingGoofball

(formerly a rival cult leader)

- izakthegoomba
- JacobSavage
- GuyInFreezer
- BBmolla
- Rhinox
- Om of the Nom
- Guy_Named_Riggs
- Majiffy

(formerly a rival cult leader)

- Human Destroyer
- Antagon
- saulres
- Ser Arthur Dayne
- N
- RichardGHP
- kuribo
- Cheery Dog
- Kublai Khan
- d3x
- Maruchan
- BeautyandtheBeast
- pirate mollie
- buldermar
- xtopherusD
- Superdeclan
- gorckat
- Bacde
- Faraday
- borkjerfkin
- Korts
- AngryPidgeon
- Siveure DtTrikyp
- JasonWazza
- mastin2
- diginova
- Tazaro
- Ms Marangal
- Colonel Guile
- T-Bone

(formerly a rival cult leader)

- Psyche
- Venmar
- Malakittens
- sotty7
- A_Stone
- Kthxbye
- Katsuki
- kdowns
- CooLDoG
- Who
- Mastermind of Sin
- Bowser
- Jake from State Farm
- thenewearth
- Hyperion
- Loranthaceae
- jon_h61
- MattP

(conscientious objector to cultish social norms)

FOR DEATH AND/OR GLORY

VICTORY THROUGH PEACE/WAR

[UberNinja]

Why the fuck are these threads in GD

GTFO non-believer

[UberNinja]

Yeah, anyone could escape it. Did you roll over it?

[UberNinja]

Unlike normal humans, ninjas are impervious to flowchartian dark magick.

You should join my cult, gorckat.

p-edit

[UberNinja]

Why the fuck are these threads in GD

Report it and move on. That's what I did.

lol

> somebody's having fun and it shouldn'y bother me at all but i want to find something to bitch about because i have a stick up my ass

you guys should start your own cult

[UberNinja]

Dayum look at these cats. They are making this shit HAPPEN

<3 to my minions

[UberNinja]

Now that I can do...

[UberNinja]

buahaha i love this cult

[UberNinja]

SAD's looks the most badass.

bitch please

[UberNinja]

don't be sad

go with the flow!



you can be that one special role that can win as a part of both cults

[UberNinja]

Yay or nay?

Nay.

Try this on for size tho:

[UberNinja]

the best part is that i didnt even start it

after maestro stole my avatar, i think DGB or izakthegoomba started spreading the virus

lol

[UberNinja]

Here is the background I use



I work at 350 pixels and shrink to 100 when done.

ty DGB

also

Spoiler: If you have to start at 100x100, I have been using this one

[UberNinja]

Yay or nay?

Nay.

Try this on for size tho:

Make Don Vito a bit darker and I'll consider it.

[UberNinja]

your wish is my command

jk, you are my slave

[UberNinja]

hahaha

epic

[UberNinja]

and here I was thinking there was no way for this thread to get any more annoying.

And then you went and changed the name of the thread.

SHUN THE NON BELIEVER

[UberNinja]

you're an idiot khan. I'm annoyed by CreeperNinja

lol ur dumb


join us bitch

[UberNinja]

oh shit. how are we gonna avatarize that?

lol uhhhhh

DGB?

[UberNinja]

No need to shun Chesskid, no one likes him anyway.

haha go have more sex with someone with the iq of a beluga whale

hey beluga whales are cool

if you can't have a good time w/us

go away

[UberNinja]

Well....I tried

i think i might have tried harder

or maybe even less hard



lol

[UberNinja]

Hem hem hem.

Welcome

[UberNinja]

If I am counting correctly, there are already 21 members in this cult

Making it much larger than Majiffy's cult, and only 2nd in size to the Great Nibbler Takeover of 2008, whose leader we have also culted.

We are a Cult of Cults. You can not stop us. You cannot stand in our way.

[UberNinja]

the feeling I get when reading a UN post is exactly the same as the one I have when watching a formerly good TV show that's jumped the shark.

SHUN THE NON BELIEVER

[UberNinja]

LOL

[UberNinja]

i demand more memes

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WHAT. that was like, perfect

have you seen the other titles?

"Lieutenant and Second in Command to His Ninjaness, whose Culting was achieved long before the First Year"
"High Warlord of the northern armies, whose service brings justice to those who would seek to topple His Ninjaness"

(neither of which of those i made up)

how about....

"Counselor Adminicus Emeritus"

[UberNinja]

Actually just make it "President or Chairman or Chief Counsel or something".

wait, this i like. LOL

[UberNinja]

requesting a ketchup-based ninja avatar to fit in with the crowd

this one was better imo

-shrug-

[UberNinja]

Is this the title thread?

Nominate UnberNinja for

DEAR LEADER

The love is reciprocated my darling Head Recruiter and Chief Instigator of Mayhem.

But as I am not a favoritist (never let it be said that I was not a fair ruler):
You will all receive an equal portion of the spoils when the takeover of Mafiascum is complete.

[UberNinja]

Why the fuck are these threads in GD

Report it and move on. That's what I did.

> somebody's having fun and it shouldn'y bother me at all but i want to find something to bitch about because i have a stick up my ass

see... look how sweet you can be when you put your mind to it, Nexus! <3

i'm proud of you.
i know post-meet depression is a bitch, but you're doing remarkably well

[UberNinja]

In my mind, I said it exactly like Ian McDiarmid would have, too

[UberNinja]

Anyway if anyone can do Tom Waits justice, I'm willing to jump on this wagon.

?

I PM'd him this one:

[UberNinja]

Sure thing

[UberNinja]

You're not sanctioned by the Ninja Academy, therefore you are nobody

[UberNinja]

this clan... Ninja's are cool but everyone is doing it now!

We are but a mere 30 out of 14414 on this website. That's .2 of one percent.

You can still be turned, I feel. Join us, my love.

[UberNinja]

This is not the thread for that... lol

[UberNinja]

The avatars are a good idea. I never come into GD except when everyone has a weird avatar.

Count me in.

I am so bad with pictures though .

I can help you out with yours. Gimme a little while tho.

Do you have another pic of the thingie in your av?

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Kuribo, Defenestrator of Defectors and Welcomer of Warm-blooded Newbies.

I have spoken.

[UberNinja]

Alright, His Ninjaness may bestow a title upon me himself. But I want a good one.

RichardGHP, Summary District Godfather of all the Little Adopted Rainbow Children

[UberNinja]

UBERNINJA

MAKE MAESTRO GIVE ME A TITLE

Human Destroyer, Just Vanquisher of All Creatures Human and Otherwise

[UberNinja]

Yo I want a title like "Cool Dude" or something that doesn't quite fit in with the theme of the ninja's

kind of like my avatar

Bacde, A Whole Bucket of Ketchup

[UberNinja]

Can I have a title too?

GuyInFreezer, Marshal of Isolated Realms and Overseer of the Winter Wastelands

[UberNinja]

Uber, I want a title from you

First things first.!

[UberNinja]

I'll join if I get a title!! though I can't make my Avi, I suck at that kind of thing

You'll get a title. And an avatar. And more

[UberNinja]

bit crappy but im pretty sure someone can make this polished.

No that's fucking PERFECT

USE IT TBONE

LOL

[UberNinja]

still need avatars made for JasonWazza and Siveure DtTrikyp as well plz

[UberNinja]

Can't do Jason's. Too much for MS Paint to handle. Same reason I didn't do Nacho's.

Sounds about right

[UberNinja]

Thanks Jiffy!!

INTRUDER ALERT

[UberNinja]

'Tis done mostly cause it looks awesome :3

damn straight it does

[UberNinja]

So where is my title?

JasonWazza, Chief Wazza Wazza of the WazzaLands

[UberNinja]

and mine?

Ms Marangal, The Totally Not Insignificant Significant Other Of That One Sneaky Ninja Dude

[UberNinja]

Yo I want a title like "Cool Dude" or something that doesn't quite fit in with the theme of the ninja's

kind of like my avatar

Bacde, A Whole Bucket of Ketchup

I love this

You, sir, are most welcome.

[UberNinja]

>.>

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!!

[UberNinja]

OH SNAP

Also, I am impressed with the fact that you kept the eyes working. ALL HAIL THE NINJATOAD.

i am laughing so fucking hard right now

this is epic

[UberNinja]

For Orci.

I have to think about this.

This procrastinator is trying to escape the cult.

REEL HIM IN, MY FOLLOWERS

[UberNinja]

I think you need to help him out, DGB

[UberNinja]

Still haven't gotten a title

Majiffy, Former Leader of the Holy Order of Flowchartians, Newly Appointed Ambassador of the True Way

[UberNinja]

Where's my title :'(

Hellow colonel!

Master of Nonexistence-Jutsu.

[[UberNinja stamp of approval]]

[UberNinja]

I'd like to join this if I get a cool nifty avatar like everyone else

Also, for the record, I'm the one who tried to get UN a title to begin with.

Venmar, Lord Undermarshal of Documentation, Organization, and Operational Management [DOOM]

[UberNinja]

You "people" are testing my patience.

WE ARE NOT PEOPLE

WE ARE A COLLECTIVE

[UberNinja]

I humbly request a title from my dark Lord Uber.

d3x, The Almighty Duke of Fear and the Ever Eminent Baron of Scarin'

[UberNinja]

ISO me and look for single-line quotes

there are only like 7

p-edit: yes, a Large Theme indeed

[UberNinja]

QUIET YOU

also, @ GIF: Completely unintentional, mind you. Though Raynor -

is

- a badass. Glad you like it.

[UberNinja]

I loved Uber before it was cool

(I want a title too plz)

Om of the Nom, Former Lonely Wandering Potato, Supreme Viceroy of Villianous Vegeteblery

[UberNinja]

What is DFTBA

don't fuck timeater's brother's ass?

[UberNinja]

I'd like to be a ninja, but can I be an undercover one? I'll keep my avatar and blend in among the unknowing, maybe some secrets will be spilled.

AKA I have love for uber but want to keep my avatar.

That's not the way it works my friend



Don't worry, this won't be straying far from your current one

[UberNinja]

the exclamation point was there because the sun was gone

the sun is now there again, hence the exclamation point is gone

correct me if i'm wrong, sotty

[UberNinja]

Honestly? It is.
I now demand the title of "Sworn Enemy of the Acolytes and Voice of the Silent Majority"

As the Fearless Leader of the Acolytes, I give you the title

"Sworn Laughingstock of the Acolytes and Voice of a Teenage Girl on Her Period"

[UberNinja]

The one Cherry Dog made of yours is pretty good.

Will you stop calling him Cherry Dog. It's CHEERY DOG

[UberNinja]

Hahaha alright

I should make you a title like "Lassie" or something

[UberNinja]

But wait, your avatar kinda looks like a werewolf that's transforming in the light of the moon or something

.....SOOOOOO WE REALLY

ARE

A CULT

[UberNinja]

yeah that's probably true. it's a damn good iteration compared to what you had before though

[UberNinja]

seriously, I want uberninja to give me a title, otherwise I may feel compelled to form a counter-insurgency and make this my avatar:

I would love avvys like that.

Yo I want a title like "Cool Dude" or something that doesn't quite fit in with the theme of the ninja's

kind of like my avatar

CooL DuDe has been taken by me.


HAY UN I DESERVE THE BE CALLED THE PARAGON OF ALL OLD GAMES!!!!! BECAUSE I'M 99% sure I JUST FOUND THE GAME YOU WERE LOOKING FOR.

http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/killing-cloud

Got the fucking goldengate bridge on the cover:

With fucking fog

AND IT IS A FLIGHT SIM!!!!




OHHH, WOAH! Did I mention YOU ARE A POLICE OFFICER??????????

he actually texted me yesterday morning and was like:
"checking out all of these, i found an abandonware site that had it. Its called... the killing cloud"

and I was like HA! COOLDOG FAILED but i forgot to tell you then because this cult stuff had me preoccupied.

and now. you have

succeeded

. well done, my friend. well done indeed. a title you shall have

CooLDoG, Keeper of Olde and Forgotten Things, Secret Master of the CooL WaY

[UberNinja]

you all sillybitches

[UberNinja]

Did anybody just think to remake Who's avatar in the colours of the base we're using?

I tried that to see how it would look that but the program I used to make this doesn't accept numerical values for colors, it just has a slider. What values to use as well? The values are different everywhere.

How's this?

This is excellent. Well done xtopherus.

[UberNinja]

Anyone still have my old avi?

no but i have your new one

I'll join

goddammit, kdowns wants to join

jk

[UberNinja]

He's on first, dammit.

CooLDoG:

[UberNinja]

Daniel AniX has been invited to the cult under special terms:
He will remain in charge of the website, as has been the case since November 11, 2011.

[UberNinja]

Thing #1 and Thing #2!

[UberNinja]

sorry there are too many to list accurately lol

i will list you immediately, Officer of Beef and Cheese

[UberNinja]

I dig.

[UberNinja]

so glad sotty is part of this cult. sotty, see that? ^ other people watch real sports too

[UberNinja]

@kuribo: Field ops including baseball bats and copy machines? Check

[UberNinja]

WE ARE NOT SPEAKING OF IT YET

IF SCUMHAUS FINDS OUT THAT THEY HAVE BEEN ONE-UPPED THEY WILL PITCH A FIT

[UberNinja]

oh lawdy

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 9#p4860359

use it or lose it, q

[UberNinja]

you'll have to sweet talk GuyInFreezer

he's our resident animated .gif guy

[UberNinja]

that would never work in a million years. we wouldn't be allowed in games, either. haha

[UberNinja]

LOL

[UberNinja]

My cult is far better than any pitiful "party hats avatar fad".

We do not accept dual-cultness. If you join the cult, you drink the Kool-Aid like everybody else.

Spoiler: OH YEAHHHHH

[UberNinja]

also, over 50 members, lolwut

[UberNinja]

They are still members in our hearts

lol

[UberNinja]

LOL

ahahahaha

use the beak one Majiffy

that's EPIC

[UberNinja]

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 7#p4864257

don't like it. he deserves better AND that's not even close to the first thing i think of

[UberNinja]

Actually... hold on.

you're testing my patience you little git

[UberNinja]

What did you do?

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Uhhhhh maybe like a 3% opacity transparent version of it

That shit don't count.

GIVE YOUR HEART AND SOUL TO THE CAUSE, MATT

[UberNinja]

Turf wars ensue regularly over who gets to bring cookies to the new neighbors... at least, that's the way it is in my hood

[UberNinja]

Psyche, it sounds like you are in a bit of a spiritual and existential funk.

You know what I always do in times like that?






BUY A NEW SUIT

[UberNinja]

[UberNinja]

What would be the point? Wouldn't it just dilute the sexiness?

[UberNinja]

idgi

That's because you are an owl.




Silly owl.

[UberNinja]

JiffyLube LOL

That needs to become a thing on the wiki. haaaaa

[UberNinja]

The Cult of UberNinja is now officially no longer accepting new memberships.

We are already twice the size of any other recorded MS avatar cult in history. Let's not be unsportsmanlike.

[UberNinja]

Yeah. I am considering chopping off the head of this cult while I still can.

BEFORE IT GROWS OUT OF PROPORTION AND TAKES OVER MAFIASCUM

[UberNinja]

You can't do either. You've already been frozen in stone.

You're stuck forever my friend. Sucks to be you.

[UberNinja]

Still staying to the sidelines, watching for the inevitable collapse.

º¿º

[UberNinja]

...Must...resist...joi-
fuck it.

UBER CAN I JOIN ZE CLAN

That ship has sailed, my young friend. You had plenty of time.

This is an "exclusive" club that only early bandwagoners get to experience the fruit (drinks) of.

[UberNinja]

still here

still no interest in joining

so MNYAH.

Well at this point you couldn't get in even if you tried...

so MNYAH.

[UberNinja]

<3 esurio

[UberNinja]

VOTE: AJ
pew pew pew pew 'Merica

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=25487

[UberNinja]

No.

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News flash, he's in the Philippines.

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It's like the most terrifying thing I've ever seen bro

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Your avatar isn't too shabby either Maestro

Also kuribo, does that abomination of a little brown thing have a name?

[UberNinja]

Does he

look

like a ninja to you?



(Also, he shits on the Ninja Credo and doesn't follow the Ninja Way. So not only no, but HELL no.)

[UberNinja]

Not only no, but HELL no.

[UberNinja]

All hail Majiffy, former leader of the Flowchartians.

[UberNinja]

Yeah but... Flowchartians suck. And they smell bad.

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This has been an UberNinja thread.