Mini 1433 - State Farm Mafia - Game over

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

hey guys

why aren't we lynching the confirmed town's cop guilty again?

People

they wanna think

too

much

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Because Im policy lynching absta if Bacde flips town and I ant him to acknowledge that.

You confirmed him town, so we're not policy-lynching him. I'll be mean to him for a day.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I mean Bacde is posting suspicious as fuck content right now, but absta is weird too. Why did he not investigate Zdenek N1 for instance.

SafetyDance was objectively a better choice.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

We should massclaim

NO

Too early for mass claim.

REQUEST DENIED

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

We have a confirmed town with a guilty and he's been breadcrumbing it since day start.

HAVE WE FORGOTTEN HOW TO PLAY THE GAME

ARE WE LISTENING TO BACDE'S MELODIOUS SIREN SONG

HE WILL SINK OUR SHIP

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

He doesn't have a guilty and its pretty clear

why are you pushing this so hard

He has breadcrumbed

He is confirmed town

Even if he's pushing a gut read, it's day 3, one scum down, no SK, one NK twarthed... we can totally afford to just follow.

There's not even the "cost" of lynching him tomorrow if he's pulling a Fate.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Well whatever, scum is in

DGB/HD(Majiffy)/P_M/IFM/BBMolla

You means beside you? So 1/5?

-dgb

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

If you think its "ok" to just follow a confirmed town's gut why didn't you do it at the beginning of the day

I did follow it when it looked like a cop claim, then he did a bait-and-switch

But he's confirmed town

And there's only one NK if the scum is lucky.

We have to do it. Any other course of action is going to be a clusterfuck waste of time.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

UNVOTE:

oh

god

help

us

all

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

shut the FUCK up.

We are mass claiming.

We're not.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

We have 13 players alive and many more days ahead.

Today is not a good day to mass claim.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

The chaos is in your head.

The game is progressing swimmingly.

You mass-claim too early and instead of getting the scum to trip on their shoelaces trying to explain 542789572398 night choices suddenly and getting it wrong, you're cornering them into a fakeclaim that they will be bracing for every night and preparing themselves for.

Now is not the time to mass-claim.

Now is the time to lynch Bacde and his stalling scumhelper IFM tomorrow.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I thought you were neutral on IFM?

No I had him as scum by POE.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

tbh this game is pretty fucking chaotic if people are fake claiming cop

I'm pretty sure that's not the case

But you know how to push AngryPidgeon's buttons

You're pulling his heartstrings like a puppet.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Yet you spoke about the beginning of the game where apparently you thought he was softing a cop claim

No beginning of the day.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Not Majiffy/HD?

I thought Majiffy & IFM but now I have to go with Bacde.

Hey AngryPidgeon

Do you often think a player is scum and push for his lynch but back down when a player that you confirmed to be town declares a guilty on that player? I'd like to know because I'm keeping statistics on this.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I rly wnt to linch zerdburg

HEY

AP

BACK TO FUCKING REALITY PLEASE

BACDE IS MAKING SCUMMY ARGUMENTS TO STALL HIS LYNCH FROM A COP GUILTY FROM A CONFIRMED TOWN

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT TO COMPREHEND

I know you didn't read the game HD but Pidgeon has been pushing for Bacde's lynch all day... until the guilty from his own innocent. I'm too lazy to check, but I even think AP started to vote me because I had a town read on Bacde.

I swear to god.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

HEY HD

ABSTA ISNT A COP WHICH HE WILL CONFIRM WHEN HE GETS BACK

(of course he will still push on me though)

Is this a godfather claim?

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Can we do a calm team building exercise? How about massclaiming?

We can NOT mass-claim

LYNCH Bacde!

GO TEAM

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Actually AP has been pretty all over the place

you are trying to make AP feel stupid

You're smooth. The carrot rather than the stick.

I hope we can be scumpals one day.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

So you have a case other than absta's guilty?

No! I had a town-boner on you and it took a cop-claim to bring the swelling down.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Mmm nice link, Nacho was trying entice the players to Overthink, because Overthinking is the road to Second-Guessing, which leads to becoming Blind to the Obvious Truth and instead seeking out complicated, and ultimately false explanations.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I'm reading to the point where Yoshi unvotes and finds that Nacho's defense has merit. Then he wants to sleep on it OMG HD - you didn't give up on Mafia after this???

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Quick, lynch Bacde before Pidgeon comes back!

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Quick, lynch Bacde before Pidgeon comes back!

-DGB

What if I told you

you're wrong due to obvious balance problems

and you just believed me

$^&*(@#$*(#^*^ &(&$#($&#$&#( &^$@&-@_#)_@(@+#@+(#@_(_+@_ ^%@%^#*@%*#@& !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

ZOIDBERG HERE FOR OXICLEAN

WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON WHY HAVE WE NOT LYNCHED BACDE YET.

SERIOUSLY I DONT EVEN-

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

ZOIDBERG MAYS HERE FOR BACDE-CLEAN.

YOU KNOW, WHEN THERE'S SCUM IN AND AROUND YOUR TOWN YOU JUST GOTTA CLEAN THAT STUFF OUT.

START WITH A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED LYNCHING AND SEE IF IT HELPS. WHEN A COP CLAIMS A GUILTY, YOU LYNCH THE GUILTY. IF ABSTA AND BACDE ARE BOTH TOWN THEN IT'S ABSTA'S FAULT FOR BEING BAD AND WE CAN BERATE HIM TOMORROW. IN THE MEANTIME, LET'S SCOUR THOSE SURFACES.

BAM. THAT'S BACDE-CLEAN!

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Meh. Im slightly over dramatic with solve the game. But, this is happening:
VOTE: IFM

Mess with the bird and you get the talons. Suck it lying scumbag.

Absta you should sheep me on this.

You're asking the claimed cop to disregard his Guilty and go with your intuition?

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

IFM CLAIMED SOMETHING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD THAT I NOW KNOW TO BE A LIE.

'Kay, well... what did he claim.

Paraphrase it and you should be fine.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Okay nice work AP.

Now, get your feathered ass back on the Bacde wagon. We have enough mislynches that we can still wagon IFM tomorrow.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

DGB typically signs her posts. The ones that aren't signed are usually Zoidberg.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Bacde flipping town would make the likelhood of absta getting lynched tomorrow actually plausible when my evidence comes down. I think it might be DGB/IFM

So you think Absta is just a random townie, running a gambit for the lulz?

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

OK--since we're on a claim frenzy, I'm tracker.

Something is really screwy here.

hehe

hahaha

EHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE - *cough... wheeze*

Who the fuck claims a PR, unprompted, without claiming results? Bogus claim is bogus.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I was a bit off the deepend this game.

*slitting wrists*

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I regret my vanilla claim, it's getting in the way of my claiming Flaming Laser Pumpkin to make sure the scum kills me tonight so that I don't have to deal with this insanity another day.

Or you can just lynch me. This is just too much crazy.

AP, you need to be more of a team player. Just saying.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

And what would you have me do different?

Pretty much, everything.

You know, you're not the only one spending mental energy trying to figure things out. A short fakeclaim here, a gambit there, a reaction test, OK... but you've really wasted my time. I'm trying to figure things out, too, you're not playing alone, all the information I had was complete lies, plus I have to deal with your repetitive and unjustified "Zoid is scum," argue with you endlessly trying to reason with you while you're feeding me lie after lie after lie and I'm trying to make sense of complete rubbish and I head-desking and wanting to jump off a bridge for all the insanity and I can't figure out for the life of me why you're spinning one way one minute and in the opposite direction the next.

Now I really don't feel like wasting my energy on more bullshit claims, I say this and still know you're town, but it's past the point of being funny.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Also I might by HD as scum over Zoid

Based on what cockamanie idea, now?

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

What the motherfucking shit are you guys doing!

KILL BACDE!

Dont' ask me

No one seems to know how to play this game anymore

Some guy sticks his neck out, not even near LYLO, with a cop-claim and a guilty

And people just derp and derp about trying to think really hard about the seven layers of meaning in their multi-dimensional web of fakeclaims.

"Oh I wonder, who could be scum? Let's mass-claim!"

Then people mass claim.

"Oh, the cop isn't confirmed by the derpy quicksands of fakeclaims, what are we gonna do now?"

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

but absta requires death

Unvote, Vote: Absta

And don't get me started on this.

I'm not signing up for more games and I'm retiring.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Unvote

Welcome to the Theater of the Absurd.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I get the distinct impression that they have been lying all game

Yeah what do you call what you've been doing. I've been lying all game?" Jesus.

Yes I'm barfing AtE all over the place, I'm pretty fed up with a lot of things on the entire site, I'm trying to refrain myself from quitting altogether, not replacing in anymore games, my fuse is very short.

Mislynch me now for all I care. Just do it quickly and stop wasting my time with your lying schemes that lead down the road to LaLaLand.

If this town is too bone-headed to follow the cop in a (1) one scum down (2) one NK thwarted and (3) only Day 3... then I will be PROUD to be mislynched.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

We are finishing claiming. Just go.

You should stop that Day 3 claiming idiocy - it's just ego-stroking at this juncture.

Mislynch me now, do me a favor, I'll be grateful.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

ABSTA IS NOT A COP

He has got to be a cop

Just

Please

Vote me in your next post

You have made me game-suicidal

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

WE HAVE OUTED 3 PR

Good idea, out the rest on Day 3, in case the scum doesn't have a NK roadmap from now to eternity

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

ONE OF THEM IS LYING

YOU

It's always YOU who's lying so far

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Why??

Because

One scum down
One NK thwared
SK dead
And it's day 3

A fake cop claim at this juncture... yeah, if absta did that that would definitely push me over the edge and flake off the site forever and I'm really close to that already.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Bacde's smooth talking is all that's needed to get AP slip-sliding again, I just don't have the patience anymore.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

partially, I understand that I'm not confirmed

Whats your read on DR Z

Stop wasting time, just vote me, tell whatisface to vote me, and beam me outta here.

We have a cop guilty, but hey, let's go for a mislynch instead.

If we're going to mislynch, dear god, let it be me.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I effin' begging you to mislynch me if you're too dense to lynch a cop-guilty.

Stop talking about it, stop calling me scum, just vote me and demand that every player vote me too.

I would be in your debt.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

^^if it quacks like a duck

yeah.

In this game, even a cop-guilty doesn't quack like a duck.

God I'm at the end of my rope.

GIVE ME ROPE

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

yes we will lynch you today

It hurts me when I see this without your vote.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I know pirate mollie will come through for me, vote me and deliver me of this nightmare.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Good then.

Stop arguing with me and convince the others. It should be easy with this bunch.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

He can't be faking. But you're good, people will believe you, I don't have to patience to convince people anymore.

As long as you get people to lynch me as the alternative, I'm good.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I don't care, all I'm asking for is your vote.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

That post was for APidgeon.

While you're here HD, have mercy on me and vote me.

We have lots of wiggle room, we can afford it, it won't lose us the game.


-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Maybe everyone has weird-ass third party wincons, that might help make sense of this game.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

are you guys fucking serious

when i went to bed last night i expected there would be a hammer by morning

instead we've been doing the verbal mosh pit.

LYNCH BACDE. IF HE FLIPS TOWN LYNCH ABSTA.

IF ABSTA FLIPS TOWN IT'S BECAUSE HE IS AN IDIOT, AND THIS WILL TEACH HIM NOT TO FAKE COP RESULTS, AND THEN WE CONTINUE FROM THERE.

if you guys are so sure that absta is a VT, then explain to me the town motivation between pulling a cop guilty out of your ass.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

abstas claim was to save Zoid from the lolz wagon that was forming.

Absta's claim didn't mention us, and we don't need saving from the wagon of bad players that formed.

There's an easy way to see if absta is lying. Just vote bacde.

God damn it, sorry!

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Vote: Xegarus

alright guys lets do this

What the fuck is this shit?

Someone's mad about being bussed.

Yes, thank you. I pointed this out pages and pages ago but people are too content to just keep pretending this is inception and going one level deeper.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I am a

Town Nurse

. I may as well just dump this all out because IFM being scum means the scum have known I was 100% full of shit all along.

I thought there was a strong chance IFM was a Town Doctor so I forced him to cross claim with me, but he refused until I went first. I was so excited to be in a conf-town mason group with a factional protect, that I lost sight of IFM being scum. I think he tried to kill me on Night 1 and that someone else protected me (

Im a nurse, I know a doc is in the game

). Anyways, there is no way IFM believe there is a cop, doc, and nurse in the same game becaue that would be horse shit. So.....IFM is scum.

IFM has claimed doctor. If he is lying, I think he will flip maf doc. But I see your point and

my role pm is very vague about what to expect in the game

.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

for FUCKS sake Zoid. Its posts like that that make me doubt your alignment.

WHY WOULD A NURSE BE IN THE GAME WITHOUT A DOCTOR THAT WOULD BE RETARDED. I AM SAYING THAT I THINK IT IS POSSIBLE THAT IFM IS A

MAFIA

DOCTOR.

Right. I totally believe what you say about your role PM after you've revised it 45 times.

Just vote us or bacde already.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

absta Zoidberg is here saying to lynch if if you are wrong (which you are)

its obvious that you are fakeclaiming

I'm not mafia

Zoid is setting up lynches ffs

So, you think absta is faking a guilty on you, but somehow it's OUR slot that is scum?

huehuehuehuehue

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Keep throwing that omgus. Maybe it'll stick to someone.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Still waiting for that hammer.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

The fact that he hasn't backed down on his cop claim now that he knows he isn't innocent.

Bacde/IFM team, gg

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

exuczzzz my badd typings i puulld outt my fingernailiiils they'''''''''''''re stillll bleeddding

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

In the grand scheme of things, me getting lynched isn't that bad

also I retract my IC claim, I was just sorta joining in with the hilarity of this game, I was VT

last two scum are in absta/BBMoll/DR Z/HD

Not that anyone except for maybe AP believed your IC claim.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

/shrug. I'll believe it when I see the flip.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

oh shit im not hammered

Vote: absta101

What changed your town read on absta?

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

what's the point of that

he's already fakeclaimed

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

VOTE: HD

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Let's not have a repeat of yesterday please.

That orgy of self-congratulation and circular thinking pretty much broke DGB's mind.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Pedit - How can AP be confirmed town if he has no action? Also IFM is a doc not a role cop.

IFM docced AP Night 1 where there was no kill.
Durr.

How do we know that? I didn't see him claim targets in his iso.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

did IFM tell you who he protected N1 and N2?

Cuz I told him in the QT that I was trying to dyaw attention off his being a Doctor claim . But he did say something about almost ccing me in N2 but decided not to.

Me both nigjts supposedlt

Sure, I'll trust your word for it.

IFM please comment on this.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Im starting to come around to HD town, I think?

Quite frankly, not sure where you got HD scum in the first place. The day just sort of started off with everyone saying "LOL HD IS SCUM" and then votes appeared.
Welcome to the Club of Reality. May I take your order?

Votes appeared because your slot is scummy as fuck, and cannot be allowed to reach endgame.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

SD who is scum?

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

The ironical thing about your slot is that even if you do end up being scum, DGB's consternations yesterday were in the towns interest and if none of that happened we'd be better of for it. So w/e.

Brain twister much?

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I'm still reading, hang on.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Hiraki needs to fullclaim, with results and everything.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Hiraki needs to fullclaim, with results and everything.

He already did?

Why do you need to read? That shit is for losersssss

Hiraki needs to fullclaim, with results and everything.

Yes, I already did.

Just to rephrase though:

N1, Bacde went nowhere.
N2, Revenus went nowhere.
N3, IFM visited me.

Well, shit.

Link please? I must have missed it.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Who the fuck claims a PR, unprompted, without claiming results? Bogus claim is bogus.

OR
OR

OR

because my results just kind of clear revenus/HD at this point for not shooting last night

and bacde for not shooting two nights ago

basically

my results are worth absolute shit

but absta requires death

Unvote, Vote: Absta

Okay we have different definitions of "fullclaim".

What ever happened to "I am an XYZ. On N1 I did ABCD, on N2 I did EFGH, on N3 I did LMNOP"?

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I love HD and he's always so townie, but on account of his predecessors I have not much love for his player slot.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

What's the SafetyDance case?

With all the fakeclaims I can't remember if he was conf-town, innochild, tracked, protected... or maybe not... I thought some role cleared him but I lost track, maybe that claim was recanted?

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I can't see, on page 71, something that could be referred to as a "case."

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Also also I will admit Im making some assumptions here and you aren't really lynchable right now, so I'd rather lynch someone else {ZD/Rev/SD} and see what happens tonight.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PLAYER?

He's an excitable little fellow, about yay-high, rather wheaty looking in complexion and an excitable chap. Loves lunchtimes.

ok this shit is hilarious

I don't think I wanna lynch SD

AP vs. Dr. Z was literally an argument of semantics

I wanna know whats going on w/ RY's slot

@Mod Requesting a replacement for RandomYoshi

"I have a townread on SD"
"Oh shit everyone has a scumread on SD I better scumread him"
"Oh cool he doesn't have that much suspicion anymore I can townread him again"

That looks a lot like "Mod I'd like a replacement for my buddy Yoshi"

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

@HD: That was based off the N2 RM kill. I figured that SD had to be scum because otherwise Bacde would have killed that slot. I then realized that absta or IFM being scum could also account for scum behaving oddly with the NK, but at this point both of those appear town.

I might be convinced of SD actually. And it would explain how Bacde knew absta was lying.

How does this work, exactly? I'm intrigued.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

ILLITERATE MONKEYS

Master, did you call me?

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

We had two people aggressively push 'Follow the Cop' and guess what? HE WASN'T A COP!

It was still the right play, even though I cursed absta all night.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

HE IS TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO REALIZE SCUM-HIM KNEW ABSTA WAS LYING AND WOULDN'T MAKE THE KILL

Shouldn't you, like, want to say

the opposite

?

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

VOTE: safetydance

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

/in for pirate mollie lynch.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

The case against you is bad typing, actually. Run on sentences, lowercase everywhere, "cos," etc.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

so the case on me is that I replaced in? okay

I d not know who to look at this point after my lynch cos I didn't read the game. molla cos he seems super happy eager to lynch me when he knows I am an easy lynch and honestly maybe hiraki. he has been weird I don't care what anybody says

ap is solid, obviously. I like hd

Mollie's the kind of player you hammer without even bothering to read their iso.

VOTE: Pirate Mollie

Should be L-1

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Look, no offense AP but you've "thought" yourself in the wrong direction twice in a row now.

Your vacillation didn't work out two days ago and it didn't work yesterday. Protect Hiraki and he can track us tonight. In the meantime, hammer Mollie and let's get on with it.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Scum has two goons dead, so the last one HAS to be some scum PR.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I doubt scum is 3 goons.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Ninja makes sense, since we have a tracker.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I think Human Destroyer (aka RandomYoshi, aka Majiffy aka Marangal) is the third scum.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Human Destroyer (aka RandomYoshi, aka Majiffy aka Marangal)

This player slot is scum after scum after scum after scum then Human Destroyer who is so-so and not his usual overwhelmingly townie self.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

FTR I'd be no killing at this point

BBmolla is TOTAL town.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I wouldn't be killing with a tracker confirming someone as town every night that's batshit retarded.

No.

No that and the above post.

He's town.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

@ MOD - would YOU consider a ninja as legitimate in a normal setup?

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

If ninjas are confirmed non-normal then HD is legit.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I did a search in completed mini-normals for the past year, and while players discuss the possibility on occasion, I have not seen a game with a ninja in it. Maybe I missed something but minimally this would be very uncommon, if even possible.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Ninja'd

So pirate mollie or HD are the scum.

Bang! Bang! We win.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

The correct play is to lynch mollie first, because the track lowers HD's priority relative to mollie.

If mollie flips town, then we lynch HD, and we're done.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I just iso'd mollie & HD.

mollie is the right call.

I did wonder how Bacde knew absta was fakeclaiming. It must have been because scum doesn't have a Godfather. So ninja - increasingly likely. That doesn't mean that HD is that ninja, though.



-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

you know I am not scum don't you

Quote a single thing in your iso that makes you town.

All you've done is replace in, refuse to read the game, and talk about how much you Lo_O^O_O^O_O^OOVE majiffy, and didn't do a single bit of credible analysis.

None of that is pro-town.

ABSOLUTE BEST CASE SCENARIO: you're just useless town that's dead weight who should not be allowed to survive to lylo.

So, I guess that if by not scum you in fact mean "fucking useless" then yes, I know that you are "not scum"

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

The only ways someone can know another's alignment are not available to us as a VT. All we have to go on are your actions in-thread and those of your predecessors. Face it, you're scummy as fuck. Get lynched already.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I [...] have followed what my townreads have gone after.

hd looks town as hell

This is the only town read I have found in your iso. HD. Did I miss the others?

The only vote you made was for ZoidMD. HD never voted ZoidMD.

HD was pushing hard for a Bacdescum lynch.

You

never

followed what

your only town read

has gone after. He never voted ZoidMD, you did; he was rabid against Bacde, you never said a word.

You will not flip VT, you will flip scum.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

stating intent to hammer

I was going to hammer bc but wanted to give prs and other players a chance to put in their last words

but nice try I guess. are you scum dgb? cos I freaking can't tell. if so you are leaving a bloody trail

Or give AngryPidgeon a chance to change his mind again.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I have only once on this site not seen an L1 lynch go through. I think it was pretty determined at that point when I posted that

So you're just going to ignore the fact that your actions completely and absolutely 100% contradict your words?

Obvious scum is obvious.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

continue on

Sure, I just searched your iso for the term:

Bacde

and I found nothing that you wrote. You never said a word about Bacde. So a last-ditch failbus after your buddy had already fakeclaimed is unconvincing, and is not evidence that you were "following" your only town read HD at all.

You are scum, you are Bacde's buddy.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I cannot rule out the personality clash.

There is no personality clash. I'm cool. You're still scum, though, that's not personality-related.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

HD if you are a ninja

i will destroy you jakefromstatefarm

We have a tracker, not a cop. If we had a cop, I'd say the scum PR has a good chance of being Godfather. With a tracker, ninja makes more sense. With two goons gone and only the scum PR remaining, negative tracker results are not useful.

We have thus far no evidence of a scum roleblocker.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I srsly doubt its HD even w/o the clear at this point.

Quote a single thing in your iso that makes you town.

Ugh, that is scummy as shit to say.

Ughhhh, but the revenus slot looks like a scum slot.

Ugh, here we go again.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

No case, no justification, yup that's pretty much a "I'm emotional and you're antagonizing me so I will now concoct reasons why you are scum"

Let me know when you return to your senses and hammer mollie.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Let me know why Mollie is scum other than "Lynch mollie lynch mollie lynch mollie Lynch mollie lynch mollie lynch mollie Lynch mollie lynch mollie lynch mollie Lynch mollie lynch mollie lynch mollie Lynch mollie lynch mollie lynch mollie Lynch mollie lynch mollie lynch mollie "

I did make a case against mollie. Did you read it? I think it's somewhere in the past two pages.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

you know I am not scum don't you

Quote a single thing in your iso that makes you town.

All you've done is replace in, refuse to read the game, and talk about how much you Lo_O^O_O^O_O^OOVE majiffy, and didn't do a single bit of credible analysis.

None of that is pro-town.

ABSOLUTE BEST CASE SCENARIO: you're just useless town that's dead weight who should not be allowed to survive to lylo.

So, I guess that if by not scum you in fact mean "fucking useless" then yes, I know that you are "not scum"

I [...] have followed what my townreads have gone after.

hd looks town as hell

This is the only town read I have found in your iso. HD. Did I miss the others?

The only vote you made was for ZoidMD. HD never voted ZoidMD.

HD was pushing hard for a Bacdescum lynch.

You

never

followed what

your only town read

has gone after. He never voted ZoidMD, you did; he was rabid against Bacde, you never said a word.

You will not flip VT, you will flip scum.

-DGB

stating intent to hammer

I was going to hammer bc but wanted to give prs and other players a chance to put in their last words

but nice try I guess. are you scum dgb? cos I freaking can't tell. if so you are leaving a bloody trail

Or give AngryPidgeon a chance to change his mind again.

-DGB

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

continue on

Sure, I just searched your iso for the term:

Bacde

and I found nothing that you wrote. You never said a word about Bacde. So a last-ditch failbus after your buddy had already fakeclaimed is unconvincing, and is not evidence that you were "following" your only town read HD at all.

You are scum, you are Bacde's buddy.

-DGB

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Why did you flipflop on Revenus sart of D2? gogo. Bullet points off the top of your head.

I frankly don't recall, so I cannot answer "off the top of my head."

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

For the record I still have not read this game through, I thought we'd have won by now.

Please read the game; it's disrespectful to the rest of us. You signed up to replace in, you weren't conscripted. Put some effort in to the game that you volunteered to play.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I have not been lurkaderp, you guys are going to lynch me today, without asking any questions or even remotely trying to figure out my alignment or even ask for my help for in the next few days.

Okay. Mollie, please help us win the game by

a) finally reading it

b) listing concrete reasons, with quotes, for your top scum reads.

don't have a firm hold of this game, I replaced in as a favour and I have pretty much felt lost the entire game.

This is like, a Newbie Game-level excuse. If you replaced in, then it's your obligation to actually play the game. If you don't want to play the game then do us all a favour and replace out.

my lynch isn't going to be the end of the world for town, I am vt. there are enough town players left that if we lose this game it is cos town are drooling fucking idiots. I don't think you guys are complete idiots except zoided. the rest are decent players. I am not worried I think we will win.

AtE

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I really do want it to be Zoid.

I know you do. I can feel your anger.

Let the hate flow through you.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Ok, let me check after work. I actually cleared up some of my RL shit.

Why did you flipflop on Revenus sart of D2? gogo. Bullet points off the top of your head. I get it was 'meta', but what about his D2 posts looked town.

I think that was Zoidberg, not DGB so it's no surprise she can't remember.

IIRC it was because I had played in one of his town games before and had read one other for meta, and in those games he was brash, aggressive, and in people's faces. When attacked he got defensive and caustic. I wasn't seeing that from him D1, but by the time D2 rolled around his behaviour had somewhat changed and I was no longer confident in my read.

We called him super-obv-town in thread because exaggeration is what the cool kids do.

I'm quite certain that I explained this in-thread before.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

even remotely trying to figure out my alignment

Funny, Majiffy whined exactly the same way when I voted him in bjork's micro, and he flipped scum.

Thus I am particularly immune to this brand of pleading.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

don't have a firm hold of this game

I like to say that too when I'm scum.

It excuses a lot of things that I have to do because I'm scum.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I really do want it to be Zoid. I called it on N2 I think in my QT.

You called it wrong, like SD.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

God damn it. Sorry.

In our QT I was the one calling him town

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Oh that

It was the conviction with which he was declaring town reads, squarely refusing to lynch 3 whole player slots. From a scum perspective, you'd be painting yourself into a corner of having to lynch these players in addition to PRs. That comes from town.

And BBmolla is very townie, I know it was the right call.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

EBWOP:

you'd be painting yourself into a corner of having to NIGHTKILL these players in addition to PRs

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Wait, DrZoid is a 3 person hydra?

Wait, DrZoid is a 3 person hydra?

I thought it was just DGB and Zoidberg?

It's just DGB and Zoidberg. WT Snacks is a different hydra, of which Zoidberg is also a part.

I juggle 3 accounts and occasionally forget to see who I'm logged in as when making a post.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=User:Zoidberg

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

This leaves for me basically Molla, Mollie, or on a really really slight off chance Dr. Zoid, since everyone else is basically confirmed at this point.

MATH:

I know I'm town, you seem to know that you're town, BBmolla is town, so by POE, mollie is scum, why worry about tomorrow?

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Oh I forgot Hiraki.

If Hiraki is town, then by POE, scum is mollie.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

even remotely trying to figure out my alignment

Funny, Majiffy whined exactly the same way when I voted him in bjork's micro, and he flipped scum.

Thus I am particularly immune to this brand of pleading.

-DGB

way to mischaracterise there dgb!

lol, I am not pleading, I am pretty much resigned to my lynch. town has the numbers.

and I find it really funny that you are trying to apply what majiffy to something you think is similar to what I am doing as if it were actually applicable? we are 2 very different people and have opposite approaches to the game, anybody who has ever been in a game with us knows this cos we spend most of our time arguing with each other.

So, Mollie, just to clarify:

You're upset that we didn't ask you to help us find scum. Then, when I asked you to help us find scum, you're ignoring that and continuing with your "woe is me" monologue?

I just want to make sure we're on the same footing, here.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Here, Mollie. Just in case you missed it:

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[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

I really think the way they pushed the Bacde "guilty" was really really townish.

I'll point out that we hammered Zdenekscum before AP could show up, have self-doubts, and have mercy on him.

Contrast that with pirate mollie who made a bizarre post stating intent to hammer a scum that had already fakeclaimed.

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

May I respectfully suggest a self-hammer?

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

you know what I fucking hate? is when somebody tells me how I feel.

I am not upset. seriously get over yourself. I am explaining why I may seem apathetic in this game. I am lynched and the game will continue on and you will have to eat crow that you were WRONG. if that is all I walk away from in this game then I am good with it.

Okay so you're not going to read the game, play the game, try to find scum, or help town win.

Got it.

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

you seem scummy to me but I am not sure who else. maybe hd?

So now you think maybe HD is scum?

Do you remember who was your ONLY town read yesterday? The one you claimed to have reverse-sheeped?

-DGB

[Doctor Zoidberg MD]

Because I haven't ruled out Molla yet.

I'm ruling him out for you.

-DGB