Worst role ideas?

[ChannelDelibird]

James Bond with Extreme Jaw Ache (a.k.a. Lurker):

You have the ability to investigate players (sanity guaranteed), protect them, and kill them, and may do all three every night. However, you have such bad jaw ache that if you post once the pain will overwhelm you and you will die.

[ChannelDelibird]

A mafia member who must have his partners die in a specific order before he can win?

[ChannelDelibird]

False Messiah

The first time the mafia puts an FOS or vote on you, you're lynched.

After your death, you become the acting mod. Since you don't have the mod's notes, you can only play based on what you've learned from the game and any night action PMs you get.

If anyone in the town figures out that you don't know what you're talking about - by passing you an incorrect night action, calling out some rule you failed to enforce, or voting for you, then you suffer a fall from grace and the real mod takes back over.

That would be really funny, but random voting kinda kills it.

[ChannelDelibird]

You are the

Horny 13-year-old Male

. You have an incredible urge to masturbate, and therefore you must do this every night that you can (PM the mod to tell him that you are spending the night in this way). However, your religious mummy always told you that every time you masturbate, Mod kills a townie. She was right.

You win with the town.

[ChannelDelibird]

How about an SK Trainer who think's he's recruiting Masons?

[ChannelDelibird]

You are

Ugly Betty

.

Ha ha.

[ChannelDelibird]

You are the

Insurance Salesman

. Each night, you may approach another player and ask them to take out medical insurance. If they say yes and are later killed, you will be told with 100% sanity the identities of all the scum at daybreak. However, being an insurance salesman, anyone you target will immediately say no and hit you with a baseball bat, causing you to lose your vote tomorrow. The nearest vigilante will come over to see what all the commotion is all about and kill you because you're upsetting the neighbours. You win when you claim cop (after all, the cop is seen as the number 1 hero role for the town, and you insurance people have a deep desire to be admired by the people), but you may not fake claim for fear of a lawsuit. If you fake claim, you permanently lose your ability to post freely, and may only communicate to the town by sending anything you wish to say through the scum for them to edit as they please before approving for you to post. You must post whatever they ask you to post.

This went a long way away from the actual premise of the insurance salesman, but I got a bit carried away.

[ChannelDelibird]

You are the

Invincible Suicidalist.

You are a vigilante, but your desperate desire to die means that you may only target yourself. You are, however, invincible, so you will revive at the end of the following day, at which point night will fall and you must kill yourself again. You win if an entire day+night cycle passes without you being alive at any time.

[ChannelDelibird]

On the flipside, how about an Honourable Mafiate who refuses to lie?

[ChannelDelibird]

You are the

Method Actor

, totally immersed in the game scenario. Every time a player breaks the fourth wall by addressing the mod in thread, the number of votes needed to lynch you decreases permanently by one. You win with the town.

[ChannelDelibird]

Dammit, we

need

a game from this thread.

[ChannelDelibird]

You are the

Sleepwalker

. You may only post when you are sleeping IRL.

[ChannelDelibird]

You are

Jack Bauer

. If the game is not completed within 24 real life hours, everybody dies.

You are

A Boy Band

. Every post you make must be exactly the same as the last one. If you try to post something 'darker and edgier', you career will die.

You are

Facebook

. If one person votes for you, 75% of the remaining players will also jump on the bandwagon even if they don't think it's a good idea.

[ChannelDelibird]

I'm here all week.

[ChannelDelibird]

You are the

Shushing Librarian

. You die if more than ten posts are made in any given real-time day.

Wouldn't "you die if anybody uses bold type" be more appropriate?

[ChannelDelibird]

You are

The President of the United States of America

, so who am I to tell you what you can and can't do?

[ChannelDelibird]

You are

Robert Mugabe

. Players may only vote for you. If they vote for someone other than you (or even suggest that they are considering doing so), you will daykill them. You win with the town.

[ChannelDelibird]

I know the win condition is wrong, but I used artistic license to make it a Worst Role candidate.

[ChannelDelibird]

You are a

Conniving Bastard Troublemaker

. You win if you get at least half the players in the game modkilled.

[ChannelDelibird]

you are a

chemist

one time only you may choose to poison someone. You must poison them at night. They will die the next night.

Pretty sure this role (under some different names) has been used in more than one game here. Not a lot wrong with it.

[ChannelDelibird]

You are an

internationally successful Luxembourger sports team

. You win when pigs fly.

[ChannelDelibird]

You are a

Corrupt Governor

. Any time scum is about to be lynched, you automatically intervene and the scum's lynch is stopped. It'll be just like the olden days of "Follow The Cop", right?

You win with the scum.

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The lynch on yabbaguy failed D1.

The lynch on yabbaguy failed D2.

The lynch on yabbaguy failed D3.

This would be worse if he was town.

[ChannelDelibird]

Congratulations! You are a

Beloved Princess Jester

...

[ChannelDelibird]

You are the

Telepath

. You may communicate with your fellow players only by telepathy.

[ChannelDelibird]

You are a

Mason

. At night, you may talk with your partners, all of whom investigate as "Guilty" to sane cops and between them (not including you) share a nightly kill. Innocence is not guaranteed.