Alduskkel's Arboreal UPick - Game Over!

Nero · Post Post #43 (isolation #1) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:29 am

uhhhhhhhhhh kay

Nero · Post Post #45 (isolation #2) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:30 am

fucking moderators wiping my signature

Nero · Post Post #46 (isolation #3) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:31 am

mafiascum's a police state.

Nero · Post Post #48 (isolation #4) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:31 am

self immolate

Nero · Post Post #53 (isolation #5) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:34 am

In post 51, zabriel wrote:Nero's fine on day 1. They nailed mafia on day 1 in the last game he played. Then the lyncher won, but still.

im the swashbuckling master of badassery mafiascum deserve.

Nero · Post Post #55 (isolation #6) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:35 am

and with me getting a six month site ban on epicmafia for "harassment" i have more time to integrate myself into this forum.

Nero · Post Post #58 (isolation #7) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:35 am

In post 54, zabriel wrote:Haha. I think he got lynched based on his sadness over not being the lyncher.

process of elimination, my friend.

Nero · Post Post #64 (isolation #8) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:38 am

In post 59, Kid A wrote:
In post 55, Nero wrote:and with me getting a six month site ban on epicmafia for "harassment" i have more time to integrate myself into this forum.
this guy is a hardened criminal

dont mess

Nero · Post Post #71 (isolation #9) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:40 am

In post 68, killerjester wrote:EM sux

u suxx

Nero · Post Post #73 (isolation #10) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:42 am

In post 69, Cephrir wrote:Imprison Nero

you're a parody of your own retardation, an ignoramus fool.

Nero · Post Post #76 (isolation #11) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:44 am

ahahahahah that cracked me up.

Nero · Post Post #79 (isolation #12) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:44 am

In post 67, GuyInFreezer wrote:
In post 64, Nero wrote:
In post 59, Kid A wrote:
In post 55, Nero wrote:and with me getting a six month site ban on epicmafia for "harassment" i have more time to integrate myself into this forum.
this guy is a hardened criminal
dont mess
Free Nero

how do you do

Nero · Post Post #92 (isolation #13) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:50 am

im gonna be that badass that i am and not confirm.

Nero · Post Post #100 (isolation #14) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:53 am

im actually furious with the role i've been given

Nero · Post Post #110 (isolation #15) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:54 am

In post 105, zabriel wrote:Did it sound more badass in your head Nero?

contrary to public opinion and popular perception it in fact did not sound more badass in my head.

Nero · Post Post #113 (isolation #16) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:54 am

vote Cephrir

Nero · Post Post #115 (isolation #17) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:54 am

jump on everyone

Nero · Post Post #117 (isolation #18) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:55 am

In post 114, Marquis wrote:
In post 100, Nero wrote:im actually furious with the role i've been given
scum duh

im the greatest scum player in existence due to my machiavellian personality.

Nero · Post Post #120 (isolation #19) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:55 am

In post 116, Kid A wrote:
In post 100, Nero wrote:im actually furious with the role i've been given
VOTE: nero
obv non town wincon

you're retarded

Nero · Post Post #122 (isolation #20) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:55 am

In post 119, zabriel wrote:Wow, policy lynch on Nero. I haven't played with him before, is he that lame guys?

im a fucking genius.

Nero · Post Post #125 (isolation #21) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:55 am

In post 118, Cephrir wrote:pile on and quicklynch please

shut the fuck up

Nero · Post Post #130 (isolation #22) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:56 am

In post 123, Marquis wrote:how many to lynch cause i wanna hammer someone besides myself for once

Nero · Post Post #133 (isolation #23) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:56 am

In post 129, Cephrir wrote:
In post 119, zabriel wrote:Wow, policy lynch on Nero. I haven't played with him before, is he that lame guys?
most tremendous asshole i have ever played with on this site

not interested in dealing with it in a game i'm playing just for fun

claim now kent

Nero · Post Post #139 (isolation #24) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:58 am

im a sad autistic molesting tree.

Nero · Post Post #147 (isolation #25) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:58 am

In post 136, GuyInFreezer wrote:Vote: zabriel

Daycop

kk

unvote
vote zabriel

ceph is actually probably town both with his laid-back attitude and the speed of the wagon.

Nero · Post Post #155 (isolation #26) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:11 am

vote guyinpajama

w/e

Nero · Post Post #158 (isolation #27) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:11 am

pretty quit rebuttal

Nero · Post Post #160 (isolation #28) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:12 am

i suggest mass claims

Nero · Post Post #162 (isolation #29) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:12 am

actually yeah

unvote

Nero · Post Post #164 (isolation #30) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:12 am

cephrir, you are a sniveling coward and with doubt the shittest player to grace this site.

Nero · Post Post #169 (isolation #31) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:13 am

In post 165, Cephrir wrote:i thought that title was already taken

just shut the fuck up stop participating.

Nero · Post Post #172 (isolation #32) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:13 am

mass claim pl0x

name claims are irrelevant

Nero · Post Post #179 (isolation #33) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:14 am

In post 175, zabriel wrote:Oh right, I'm a tree stump. That's cool.

what were you?

Nero · Post Post #181 (isolation #34) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:15 am

In post 177, Cephrir wrote:oh, well i guess there's no point in lynching nero then. fuck.

unvote

abort your existence.

Nero · Post Post #184 (isolation #35) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:15 am

severe role claim now

Nero · Post Post #194 (isolation #36) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:16 am

In post 187, Lucky2u wrote:VOTE: Nero

elaborate kunt.

Nero · Post Post #205 (isolation #37) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:17 am

ahahaha you're fucking deluded.

Nero · Post Post #208 (isolation #38) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:18 am

autism alert.

Nero · Post Post #210 (isolation #39) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:19 am

Public Service Announcement: kid A is mentally regressed.

Nero · Post Post #212 (isolation #40) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:19 am

In post 207, Lucky2u wrote:HAHAHAHA, no wonder he hated his role

claim now.

Nero · Post Post #218 (isolation #41) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:19 am

In post 213, Lucky2u wrote:VOTE: Kid a

because sure

claim fucking now or i'll verbally initiate a bandwagon on you.

Nero · Post Post #223 (isolation #42) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:20 am

In post 216, Kid A wrote:
In post 210, Nero wrote:Public Service Announcement: kid A is mentally regressed.
<3

repugnant

Nero · Post Post #224 (isolation #43) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:20 am

In post 222, Lucky2u wrote:ooo I'm so scared

you're pathetic

Nero · Post Post #233 (isolation #44) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:21 am

what is th e fucking point in nameclaiming

Nero · Post Post #234 (isolation #45) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:21 am

you're all terrible

Nero · Post Post #242 (isolation #46) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:22 am

In post 237, Lucky2u wrote:@zab he wasnt the vig, he was given an item that made him a temp vig. has nothing to do with his read

shut up

Nero · Post Post #256 (isolation #47) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:25 am

In post 255, Kid A wrote:oh yeah sorry

someone protect cephrir hes town as fuck btw

is he as town as you are retarded?

Nero · Post Post #259 (isolation #48) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:25 am

i require a linear comparision.

Nero · Post Post #264 (isolation #49) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:26 am

In post 262, Cephrir wrote:
In post 261, killerjester wrote:
In post 246, killerjester wrote:ceph why did you gift kid?
because he was first on the nero wagon and i wanted him to shoot nero

god you're dire

Nero · Post Post #265 (isolation #50) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:26 am

you're like the epitome of shit.

Nero · Post Post #270 (isolation #51) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:27 am

In post 266, Cephrir wrote:i will either give to a townread or to the stump community's choice, haven't decided yet

feel free to give me input stumps

have you voted a non-town person so far?

im genuinely intrigued.

Nero · Post Post #280 (isolation #52) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:29 am

ATTENTION ALL: Cephrir has a town winrate of 27%.

Nero · Post Post #281 (isolation #53) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:29 am

i never knew someone could be that bad.

Nero · Post Post #284 (isolation #54) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:29 am

i could literally close my eyes and pick a player without even seeing the playerlist and do better than that.

Nero · Post Post #286 (isolation #55) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:29 am

he's as obnoxious as he is bad.

Nero · Post Post #290 (isolation #56) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:30 am

any townies alive should just ignore him and/orc vote his townreads.

Nero · Post Post #291 (isolation #57) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:30 am

any townies alive should just ignore him and/orc vote his townreads.

Nero · Post Post #299 (isolation #58) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:31 am

there's a 73% chance that his townread is scum.

Nero · Post Post #311 (isolation #59) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:33 am

In post 302, Lucky2u wrote:because you day cop false claimed and got us to kill town, then you tried to start a new wagon. I ain't trusting you.

yep vote this guy. if we lynch him either:

a) he flips scum

and/or:

the town's average intelligence quotient significantly increases.

Nero · Post Post #318 (isolation #60) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:33 am

In post 313, Lucky2u wrote:ill role claim if it helps you see GiF is misleading you.

Dryad is basically doctor, i protect "full grown trees" last night i targeted ceph

Birds of a feather flock together.

Nero · Post Post #326 (isolation #61) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:35 am

In post 320, Lucky2u wrote:smearing? because i don't buy his day cop gambit crap? that's not smearing

you're retarded though

Nero · Post Post #332 (isolation #62) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:36 am

In post 327, Who wrote:Can someone summarize what has happened so far?

autism fueled members of this town turbo-lynched/shot two obvious townies.

Nero · Post Post #339 (isolation #63) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:37 am

In post 334, Cephrir wrote:who, we've nameclaimed, please do so as well

d1 gif fakeclaimed daycop on zab and we lynched him but it was a trap

name claiming is utterly pointless you stupid intolerable piece of shit.

Nero · Post Post #345 (isolation #64) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:38 am

vote kid you fucking spastics

Nero · Post Post #359 (isolation #65) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:39 am

In post 347, Who wrote:What did Kid do?

Kid lied as town in another game I played with him in.

he then proceeded to shoot an unequivocally clear member of the town, i.e. me.

Nero · Post Post #361 (isolation #66) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:40 am

vote kid everyone

Nero · Post Post #369 (isolation #67) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:41 am

everyone single living member of this game is deluded by their own stupidity.

Nero · Post Post #376 (isolation #68) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:56 am

im actually speechless to how egregriously bad this town is, full of obstinate, obnoxious, hypocritical, odious self-appreciating cunts. if we dont lose this the setup is broken and inherently flawed.

Nero · Post Post #378 (isolation #69) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:56 am

everyone single one of the town members in this game should shut up and reflect on how terrible they are.

Nero · Post Post #384 (isolation #70) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:57 am

everyone vote kid now

Nero · Post Post #386 (isolation #71) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:58 am

owait, cephrir's probably given his boyfriend another gun.

Nero · Post Post #387 (isolation #72) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:58 am

KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA KID & JESTER ARE MAFIA

Nero · Post Post #390 (isolation #73) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 11:58 am

both of you claim now

Nero · Post Post #396 (isolation #74) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:00 pm

In post 391, Cephrir wrote:lucky that really sounds like a scum claim

its scum autowin if lucky is mafia you brainless dolt so we have to presume he's town.

Nero · Post Post #398 (isolation #75) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:00 pm

cephrir did you actually just

Nero · Post Post #401 (isolation #76) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:00 pm

kill yourself

Nero · Post Post #411 (isolation #77) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:05 pm

im aphonic

Nero · Post Post #412 (isolation #78) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:05 pm

cephrir is unironically the shittest and most egregious player on this site.

Nero · Post Post #414 (isolation #79) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:05 pm

he single handedly lead the town in a swash buckling manner into 4 consecutive mislynches

Nero · Post Post #416 (isolation #80) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:06 pm

oh wow he was scum all of you suck

Nero · Post Post #419 (isolation #81) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:06 pm

kid a should have shot himself for to increase the mean intelligence quotient of this game.

Nero · Post Post #421 (isolation #82) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:07 pm

In post 417, Cephrir wrote:and it worked.

you tricked a bunch of idiots with down's syndrome into lynching FOUR consecutive townies.

congrata-fucking-lations.

Nero · Post Post #424 (isolation #83) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:08 pm

you playing this game is like running in the special olympics, even if you win you're retarded.

Nero · Post Post #427 (isolation #84) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:08 pm

In post 420, Marquis wrote:Why would you put a dreamer with an ascetic and stumping roleblocker on a 3 man scum team in a 10p game where one of our players was a sad vt

why would you not lynch the mafia

Nero · Post Post #432 (isolation #85) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:10 pm

In post 428, Kid A wrote:nero is rlly pleasant lets all take a moment to thank him 4 making this game more fun

you've been on this site for 7 months and still cannot play forum mafia to acceptable level. i.e lynching one mafia in FOUR attempts.

jesus christ you're shit.

Nero · Post Post #435 (isolation #86) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:11 pm

maybe if you sat back and though for a moment, MAYBE, MAYBE i should consider lynching my townread since my previous three scumreads all flipped town we'd have got somewhere.

Nero · Post Post #439 (isolation #87) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:12 pm

In post 430, Alduskkel wrote:Notes:
This setup is seemingly scum sided... 3 scum in a 10 player game after all. BUT...
Cephrir is vanilla scum if no one ever accepts his offer. If people do accept his offer, then they still have the chance to bypass the voting system (which Cephrir seeks to dominate) by daykilling. Marquis' additive votes reduce Cephrir's impact somewhat.
GIF could conceivably kill scum.
SDT and Nero loosely rule out fake name claims.
Lucky2u is relatively effective as a doctor.
zabriel is sort of useful.

I will grant though that Kid A's tree investigate was basically worthless.

itt we establish that kid A is mentally handicapped.

Nero · Post Post #440 (isolation #88) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:13 pm

In post 438, Kid A wrote:
In post 432, Nero wrote:
In post 428, Kid A wrote:nero is rlly pleasant lets all take a moment to thank him 4 making this game more fun
you've been on this site for 7 months and still cannot play forum mafia to acceptable level. i.e lynching one mafia in FOUR attempts.

jesus christ you're shit.
and you still only got one mafia right when there were 3/5

i got 1/2 you fuycking idiot. as opposed to 0/4. abort yourself.

Nero · Post Post #445 (isolation #89) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:15 pm

In post 443, Kid A wrote:i think u need to relax man

you're a cancer to this site.

Nero · Post Post #446 (isolation #90) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:16 pm

shitty play like yours deserves mocking.

Nero · Post Post #448 (isolation #91) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:17 pm

Ceph
07-07-2013
06:01 PM ET (US)
I'll probably pick someone who looks likely to shoot nero with it

you literally got played liked a fiddle.

Nero · Post Post #449 (isolation #92) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:18 pm

In post 447, Marquis wrote:
In post 445, Nero wrote:
In post 443, Kid A wrote:i think u need to relax man
you're a cancer to this site.
"Banned for harrassment"

Nero · Post Post #453 (isolation #93) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:19 pm

Yeah, twas a decent setup, town had their fair share of PRs. I'd be interested to know the outcome of this game if it was replayed with a group of mentally able people.

Nero · Post Post #455 (isolation #94) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:20 pm

You're welcome.

Nero · Post Post #457 (isolation #95) » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:31 pm

Cephrir leans forward towards his monitor, hurt and dejected, with a sorrowful expression on his face. "Mr Flay, help me!" he pleads, as he fervently begins reporting every single one of Nero's posts in this thread.