Dota 2 Thread: REBORN SOURCE 2 HYPETRAIN NOBRAKES

[Darox]

Seriously not even giving a games advantage is just completely fucked, this is the first tournament I've seen with this format and man does it rub me the wrong way.

TI2 didn't have the advantage either and cost Na'Vi the tournament.

ALSO, TI1 had it.

So why TI3 doesn't is beyond me.

Navi screwed Navi.

Or more accurately, Puppey screwed Navi.

[Lincolm]

Nah, Puppey saved Na'Vi in game 3 against Orange.

Though I believe that game 1 is failure plan because [A]'s laning. Both of them have good tactic.

[Staeg]

Well um
Game 2 was a thing that happened
[A] did not have the will to gg out even earlier than navi

[BBmolla]

Going to game 5, such a great series. Best finals yet.

[ActionDan]

TP canceling with dream coil all day long.

ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

[Your Troubles Will Cease]

dat

dat

dat


I can't even say anything.

[TheButtonmen]

That was one of the fucking dumbest games I have ever watched, both teams were trying their hardest to throw.

[Staeg]

NO
NO
NIO
FUCK NO
THAT DID NOT HAPPEN
IT
NO


PLEASE

THEY SPLIT THE POT, THAT'S IT

LIFE IS FINE
THE UNIVERSE STILL EXISTS


ill go kill myself now

[TheButtonmen]

A went full retard but Na'vi went fuller retard we got to see what happens when the force of unstoppable stupidty meets an unlearning object.

[Your Troubles Will Cease]

Nice to see a TA pick though, especially in a setting like that. She's my personal favourite hero and the showing she got in the final was magnificent.

[TheButtonmen]

That being said I feel scumchat grew closer together by comforting each other through such monumental terrible DotA.

Game 5 managed to bring both [A] and Na'vi fans together as one to commiserate about the travesty we were watching.

[Lincolm]

I don't know where is the terrible, but the last game is the greatest game I ever seen. No one can play better than that.

Glad watched it till end.

[TheButtonmen]

I don't know where the terrible wasn't?

I present to you TI3 Grand Finals G5: Scumchat edition;

Spoiler: Warning long

Stag.Lynn:

NAAAAAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Stag.Lynn:

HASDJLF

Stag.Lynn:

DNLDGLD;GXM;XDKF'

TathisFrog:

the xboct with the most!

ahallucinogenic:

what happened i walked away

ahallucinogenic:

to use the restroom

TehButtonmen:

tower dive went bad

ahallucinogenic:

jesus

TehButtonmen:

this is fucking retarded

ahallucinogenic:

that looked

TehButtonmen:

what the fuck

ahallucinogenic:

like the stupidest

TathisFrog:

wlp

TehButtonmen:

what the fuck

Stag.Lynn:

a dont have a good winrate when going retard

TehButtonmen:

They play A style all through and shitcan everyone

TehButtonmen:

then get to GF and promptly try to completely change it up

Stag.Lynn:

honestly, pot split is possible

TehButtonmen:

full fucking retard

TathisFrog:

for deny purposes does TA count as melee?

Stag.Lynn:

nope

TathisFrog:

so its like worst of both worlds

TehButtonmen:

I dont think wisp has enough gauntlets of strength he should get a 4th

TehButtonmen:

Also Rubick looks incredibly fun for reasons that have nothing to do with spell steal

ahallucinogenic:

yoink

TehButtonmen:

okay enough buybacks save that

TehButtonmen:

wait no

TehButtonmen:

no they dont

ahallucinogenic:

derr derr dee derrrrr

TehButtonmen:

ugh

TehButtonmen:

so they're showing the wrong stream this is actually a pug match

TehButtonmen:

exciting I guess at least

TathisFrog:

xboct is the 4 position this game

TehButtonmen:

Let's get retarded in here is the new theme song

TehButtonmen:

for this match

TehButtonmen:

blind puck dash in

TehButtonmen:

sure why not

TehButtonmen:

reloacte your team in too

TehButtonmen:

why the fuck not

Stag.Lynn:

NAAAAVIIIIIIIIIIII

TehButtonmen:

buy back and do it agian

TehButtonmen:

sure lets do that

ahallucinogenic:

and now

ahallucinogenic:

for a depiction of A's strategy for this game

ahallucinogenic:

http://i.imgur.com/7sXa3rL.jpg

TehButtonmen:

I am now suspecting that the whole point of the wisp was to get heroes to the feeding zone faster

TehButtonmen:

lets guess

TehButtonmen:

how that rosh attempt would have went

TehButtonmen:

but good news now its softened up for Navi

TehButtonmen:

good guys A

Stag.Lynn:

dendi was question marking through the beginning of that fight

TathisFrog:

AHAHAHAHA

TehButtonmen:

FIRST FEED WASN'T ENOUGH

TehButtonmen:

SEND IN THE SECOND WAVE

TehButtonmen:

WE REQUIRE MORE BUYBACKS

TathisFrog:

that wisp relocate

TehButtonmen:

A THIRD WAVE OF FEEDS

TehButtonmen:

Shanba The wisp is to get them to feeding zone faster

TehButtonmen:

It's genious

Stag.Lynn:

.

Stag.Lynn:

.

Stag.Lynn:

.

TehButtonmen:

....

TathisFrog:

welp

TehButtonmen:

Who fed everyone the stupid pills

Stag.Lynn:

split pot

Stag.Lynn:

the pot is spliiit

TehButtonmen:

You know stag

ahallucinogenic:

all aboard the dipshit express

TehButtonmen:

At first I thought you were joking

Stag.Lynn:

I was

Stag.Lynn:

I'm not anymore

TehButtonmen:

I mean

TehButtonmen:

I guess pubs are loving this game

TehButtonmen:

masterbating furiously to the kill score

TathisFrog:

the answer to black hole

TehButtonmen:

but this game hurts me deep inside

TathisFrog:

is PEEGEEGEE

TehButtonmen:

okay hhow many people will die in this attempt

TehButtonmen:

that TA has more gold then god

Stag.Lynn:

and the profit has more

TehButtonmen:

3k more then alch

ahallucinogenic:

GET IT

ahallucinogenic:

PROFIT

ahallucinogenic:

BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY

TehButtonmen:

thnx for the clarification

Stag.Lynn:

that's what people call him

Stag.Lynn:

nature's profit

TehButtonmen:

I am glad you guys are here for me while Im watching this

TathisFrog:

ck doesnt outcarry alch, right?

TehButtonmen:

soloing this game would be terrible

TehButtonmen:

he can because there is 4 of him

Stag.Lynn:

with equal items he does

ahallucinogenic:

its ok buttons

ahallucinogenic:

we're here for you

Stag.Lynn:

but there shouldnt be equal items

TehButtonmen:

and I assure you in this game

TathisFrog:

what about alch+ta

Stag.Lynn:

if dendi stopped retarding

TehButtonmen:

There will be a full duration conc on a clone

Stag.Lynn:

they would have this game in their pocket

TehButtonmen:

TA will shitstomp everything that ever lived

TehButtonmen:

Ta has like 3 BFuries strapped to each arm

Stag.Lynn:

why are they losing t2 to a puck

TehButtonmen:

because why the fuck not

TehButtonmen:

why is dendi alone

Stag.Lynn:

ok

Stag.Lynn:

loda used a bkb

TehButtonmen:

uh

TehButtonmen:

in his own base

Stag.Lynn:

??????????????????????????????????????????????????

TehButtonmen:

the tp

TehButtonmen:

THE TP

Stag.Lynn:

this game

Stag.Lynn:

everyone is having a fit of clown syndrome

TehButtonmen:

What happens when full retard meets fuller retard

ahallucinogenic:

not enough oxygen in the booths

ahallucinogenic:

brain damage has started occuring

TehButtonmen:

puck just used all his mana

blargerer:

Are both teams punting?

TehButtonmen:

my god yes

blargerer:

and this is a high level event?

TathisFrog:

its the finals

Stag.Lynn:

the biggest there is

TehButtonmen:

this is G5 of a Bo5

TathisFrog:

of the most important event

TehButtonmen:

and this series has been so fucking bad

TehButtonmen:

did they just

TehButtonmen:

5 man chase a puck

TathisFrog:

are navi just waiting for that aegis to end

TehButtonmen:

through the whole woods without using cc

Stag.Lynn:

it's far gone

Stag.Lynn:

the rat doto begins

TehButtonmen:

shanba I am looking forward to watching these teams roshan fight again

TehButtonmen:

the first fight basicially had yakkidy sax playing in the background

Stag.Lynn:

I can't feel hyped for this

Stag.Lynn:

navi pls

Stag.Lynn:

pls stop

TehButtonmen:

does navi hate wards

TehButtonmen:

is navi supports in bronze

TehButtonmen:

are they niddale supports

TehButtonmen:

why is puck there

TehButtonmen:

why are they chasing puck

TehButtonmen:

I swear to god if A wins this

TehButtonmen:

I will actually be so unfucking hype

Stag.Lynn:

they wont

Stag.Lynn:

I dont want to believe

Stag.Lynn:

just make the bad people go away

Stag.Lynn:

no more words only dreams

TehButtonmen:

Stag I assure you there will be no mocking

TehButtonmen:

Because nobody can be bragging about this game

TehButtonmen:

so it begins again

Stag.Lynn:

amen

Stag.Lynn:

AMEN

Stag.Lynn:

AMEN

TehButtonmen:

,,,,

TehButtonmen:

.....

TehButtonmen:

what did I just watch

Stag.Lynn:

teams constantly forget that a blink bat is a thing

TehButtonmen:

A just went and rat dota

TehButtonmen:

but left 1 person there at rosh to feed

TehButtonmen:

pls end this

TehButtonmen:

just doom push

TehButtonmen:

pls

ahallucinogenic:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/e0561d1c1b89 ... o1_400.gif

Stag.Lynn:

ok.

TehButtonmen:

puck just blinked into 4 of them

TehButtonmen:

and got away

TehButtonmen:

because

reasons

TathisFrog:

couldnt they race there

TehButtonmen:

no more tears

TehButtonmen:

only dreams

TathisFrog:

why did they go back

TathisFrog:

am I crazy?

TehButtonmen:

it's the world thats crazy

TehButtonmen:

they needed to chase the global teleport heroes

TehButtonmen:

on foot

Stag.Lynn:

wait

TehButtonmen:

what

Stag.Lynn:

??????????????????????????????????

Stag.Lynn:

????????????????????

TehButtonmen:

I uh

TehButtonmen:

I dunno

TehButtonmen:

Bulldog

TehButtonmen:

has spent 15 mins solo farming away from everyone

ahallucinogenic:

http://i.imgur.com/QFqhLAV.jpg

TehButtonmen:

now end this

TehButtonmen:

that courier

TehButtonmen:

why what

TehButtonmen:

IN A LAND BESET BY STUPIDTY AND FULL CLOWNFUCK

TehButtonmen:

ONE MAN STANDS ALONE

TehButtonmen:

ONE MAN ACTUALLY IS SOMEWHAT FUCKING COMPETENT

ahallucinogenic:

the mvp of this game

ahallucinogenic:

is trees

ahallucinogenic:

go trees

ahallucinogenic:

most intelligent units on the map

TehButtonmen:

.....

TehButtonmen:

EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

ahallucinogenic:

pls hold

ahallucinogenic:

finding suitable explanation

TehButtonmen:

as far as I an tell Navi just ran their courier into melee range

TehButtonmen:

of Bulldogs minion

ahallucinogenic:

http://i.imgur.com/OQPVCRd.gif

TehButtonmen:

how is dendi so fed yet so useless

ahallucinogenic:

DAMNIT COMMENTATORS

ahallucinogenic:

YOUR JUGULAR IS NOT IN YOUR KNEES

ahallucinogenic:

i liked the part

ahallucinogenic:

where dendi was soloing their team

ahallucinogenic:

then goes to solo rosh because ??

ahallucinogenic:

and they lose aegis

TehButtonmen:

NO MORE TEARS

TehButtonmen:

ONLY DREAMS

TathisFrog:

welp

TathisFrog:

that was a really dumb game

TathisFrog:

I feel stupid for having watched that

TehButtonmen:

here let me celebrate for my team winning

TehButtonmen:

yay

Stag.Lynn:

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

TehButtonmen:

Stag

TehButtonmen:

I am so sorry

TehButtonmen:

Dendi trying to TP next to apuck

xxxpickemgenius:

IQ DROPPED FOR EVERYONE

xxxpickemgenius:

HOORAY

xxxpickemgenius:

BRAIN CELLS

xxxpickemgenius:

NOT FUNCTIONING

TehButtonmen:

We are all dumber

ahallucinogenic:

http://i.imgur.com/aXF7U.gif

TehButtonmen:

for watching that game

xxxpickemgenius:

GOODNESS GRACIOUS

TathisFrog:

my brain aches

Stag.Lynn:

??????????????????????????????????????

Stag.Lynn:

??????????????????????????????????????

[Your Troubles Will Cease]

I completely forgot that XBOCT double kill at the start. For the record, he got a double kill by getting stunned then running away into a forest (against a prophet!) whereupon [A] tried to headbutt him through the tower. Everyone involved died and it was terrible.

[TheButtonmen]

Yes yes it was.

And then they did it again 45 seconds later.

[BBmolla]

I donno why you're mad, was a really good game. And I was rooting for Na'Vi.

[Katsuki]

I don't see how it was bad, they played some of the best games of TI3 in the finals. Then again I haven't had a chance to watch the game yet on my own cam but yeah.

That XBOCT doublekill at the start of the game was hilariously good play that was a result of Bulldog canceling his TP because he thought they had the kill.

Also hoping Burning doesn't retire... asked and he said not necessarily.

Oh and Chinese teams national shame

[TheButtonmen]

XBOCT is being pretty blunt, possible roster changes from Na'vi or dour eastern European humour?

Too bad that often your destiny depends on a couple of useless idiots... Thanks for your support, but na'vi doubtly will continue with this roster;(

For most players I'd say they were serious but former Soviet bloc humour and clinical depression are pretty hard to tell apart.

[Natirasha]

I suspected that if Na'Vi didn't win this year that they'd start to break up. The Puppey/Dendi/Kuroky trio will probably stay together(friendship ties), but Funn1k has always seemed to mesh weird with the rest of Na'Vi and Xbox will be Xbox.

EDIT: It's 80% a joke, though.

[BBmolla]

Probably a troll yeah.

[Lincolm]

Na`Vi has responded to XBOCT's comments on VK with a rather dubious answer.

Message from Alexandr "XBOCT" Dashkevych on his page made a huge resonance. In this message he states that Na `Vi is unlikely to continue to play in current composition.

We don't give any information about this

. Is this true or is it just a fat troll from Xboct is for you to decide.

Well, that's the information.

[kanyeknowsbest]

eight hundred thousand dollar dreamcoil

[ActionDan]

yeah I thought game was good.

They just kinda forgot about puck dream coil.

[Katsuki]

There were two dream coils that prevented TPs back, not just the last one.

Looking back at the last, I don't think puppey was expecting dendi's tp to still be channeling when he moved towards him.

[kanyeknowsbest]

the 1 that cost them 2 sets of racks. thats the 1 that realy mattered.