Open 539: Stacks on Stacks (This is Game...Over.)

[Shockwave Rider]

Actually I just can't believe Umbrage is town.

UNVOTE:

VOTE: anorway.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Unvote, vote anorway

[Albert B. Rampage]

I thought you were never going to do it.

[Albert B. Rampage]

We missed the first window with TvK, we would never recover from missing a second opportunity to quicklynch the tracker like this.

[anorway]

Oh god you made a terrible choice

[Albert B. Rampage]

We're both scum with Desperado.

[anorway]

Good for you but terrible for the rest

[Albert B. Rampage]

Good game

[TvK]

My god we had the worst PRs possible. I was the goon cop btw, so I could only have got a positive result on the recruited traitor. I guess you were the original traitor, Albert?

[Albert B. Rampage]

I know you were the Goon Cop TvK. I was with Desperado and we recruited the traitor SR. Desperado is the Role Cop and SR is a 1-shot ninja 1-shot strongman. I'm a goon. Who did you investigate?

[TvK]

Bah, I investigated Taco and Don't_Vote_Me. I was really convinced that Taco was scum because there were so many faults in his play. Night 2 was a toss-up between DVM and Shockwave. Well, I would've got negative results anyway. I should have pushed for Shockwave so much earlier, but Venrob ruined an entire day and Taco totally threw me off.

[anorway]

Good job scum, you did great this time. Or maybe town was just plain horrible.

[Umbrage]

YOU

[Umbrage]

FUCKING

[Umbrage]

CUNTS

[Umbrage]

(not the scum, they played a good game)

[Umbrage]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE, DESPERADO'S INCREDIBLY SHITTY GAMBIT OR THE FACT THAT IT WORKED

[anorway]

I'd say both... :/

[Umbrage]

WHY TOWN LOST AND I HATE YOU ALL: A NOVELLA BY UMBRAGE

CHAPTER 1: VENROB IS AWFUL

Venrob, your play was an embarassment. Self-voting as town is never OK. The fact that you did it when you were nowhere near being lynched is inexcusable. You did not make a single effort to contribute to this game. Instead you threw a hissy fit and made it all about yourself. You are extremely lucky that you didn't get lynched immediately. If you had kept your head down and done some real scumhunting, you would've been fine. Instead, you do the exact same shitty thing again. Don't you dare try to blame this on ASD. Hell, using ANY kind of real life excuse for online games is frowned upon.

Your performance here did not even meet the lowest possible standards for a game of mafia.

CHAPTER 2: ACIDIC PROBABLY LOSES THE GAME

YOU. HAD. ONE. JOB.

Check names when picking a target in the future, please.

Also mod, you really couldn't have asked for him to confirm that target?

CHAPTER 3: ANORWAY THAT WAS A PRETTY BAD CLAIM

Just saying. You were nowhere near as bad as these other boneheads but you could've pushed on Desperado a bit more and acted more confident.

CHAPTER 4: FUCK YOU DVM

FUCK YOU WITH THAT BULLSHIT FUCKING VOTE. HAVE YOU FUCKING READ THE GAME? DID YOU NOT SEE ME POINT OUT WHY, REGARDLESS OF ANORWAY'S ALIGNMENT, DESPERADO WAS SCUM? WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD?

You know what? Don't tell me. Just don't play any more games ever please.

CHAPTER 5: FORMERFISH

Wait, who? Who are you? What did you do in this game? Am I just forgetting, or did you actually do nothing?

Oh, you put a crappy vote on anorway and then vanished for the last day. Even though anorway answered his questions. That probably helped scum win a lot too, thanks. You are also shit.

CHAPTER 6: UMBRAGE FORGETS THIS GAME EVER HAPPENED

And also I would like to say I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE SCUM ABR I JUST KEPT YOU ALIVE BECAUSE YOU WERE MORE PRO-TOWN THAN TOWN.

[Does Bo Know]

Votecount 3.02

[Lynch] anorway - Formerfish, Desperado, Dont_Vote_Me, Shockwave Rider, Albert B. Rampage

[L-3] Desperado - anorway, Umbrage

Not voting: TvK

With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch!

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[Does Bo Know]

It’s that time. You guys have chosen a player to send to the lynching block.

You guys chose anorway. He turned out to be a

Town Tracker

.

Umbrage, Formerfish, Dont_Vote_Me, and TvK were endgamed, since there was no way to prevent scum from winning...

Scum Wins!

Roles:

Umbrage – Vanilla Townie

Venrob – Vanilla Townie

Formerfish – Vanilla Townie

Dont_Vote_Me – Vanilla Townie

The Silver Bard – Innocent Child

Acidic_TACO – Bodyguard

RedCoyote – Roleblocker

TvK – Goon Cop

anorway – Tracker

Albert B. Rampage – Mafia Goon

Shockwave Rider – Recruited Mafia Traitor / Jack of All Trades

Desperado – Mafia Role Cop

Night Actions:

Modifications

- Recruit
- Role Cop
- Jack of All Trades

Night 1

Shockwave Rider strongkills The Silver Bard (success)
RedCoyote roleblocks Desperado (success)
Acidic_TACO protects TvK (success)
TvK investigates Acidic_TACO (success, Not a Goon)
anorway tracks Formerfish (success, no one)
Desperado rolecops Umbrage (failure)

Night 2

RedCoyote roleblocks Umbrage (success)
Desperado kills RedCoyote (success)
Desperado rolecops Umbrage (success, Vanilla Townie)
anorway tracks Desperado (success, RedCoyote and Umbrage)
TvK investigates Dont_Vote_Me (success, Not a Goon)

Scum QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/HiYpy8TqWLUVK
Dead QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/ehYidVVNZ2ppW
Spoiler Dead QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/SaXYPvTANMcR

More thoughts coming in a bit.

[Does Bo Know]

A few things I wanted to say:

- This setup is probably one of my favorites, I'm really glad I got to Mod it, and thank you for having me!

- I'm sorry again for not revealing The Silver Bard as IC until after game start. I feel like that could've saved us the trouble of Venrob's play...

- ...speaking of, I don't think it's ever right to self-vote instead of replace out. The reason I didn't replace Venrob was because even with a self-vote, it's possible that a wagon could gain information regardless, and that doesn't always play against town's wincon. I know Venrob himself probably didn't self-vote for that reason, but still.

- I'm sorry for not clarifying enough of the rules, either. I had to ask LlamaFluff about stuff like 3 times to make sure I was doing everything right, partially because it's not in the Wiki and partially because I'm a derp for not seeing this stuff missing from the rules before.

- I can't possibly see how anorway's claim was worse than Desperado's. Not even close. If anorway claimed after Desperado did, then I could see confusion. But okay, lol.

- Umbrage you need to take a chill pill with that caps lock.

Also mod, you really couldn't have asked for him to confirm that target?

Is it my responsibility to make sure he picks the right target? Did you really want to win so badly that

you're asking if the mod could push town in the right direction

? Everyone makes mistakes. Please calm down.

On a more serious matter, we actually had a discussion about whether or not Taco should've protected TSB, and it all came down to whether Taco felt like a stronger player than TSB...but then Taco said he derped and sent the wrong name. Sooooooo yeah I just kinda stopped caring about that discussion after that.

[Umbrage]

Yeah, I know. I'm just a sore loser I guess.

[Desperado]

Newsflash: We strongmanned Bard. Taco's choice didn't matter.

GG everyone!

[Formerfish]

Umbrage eat a fat dick you worthless asshole.