You know you have been playing too much Mafia when...

[JDodge]

I just got back from the 2007 Port Orange Citizen's Police Academy graduation. One of the officers was named Miller.

I believe my thought was "Well, that's bastardly."

[JDodge]

When you have to debate between mafia and sleep.

[JDodge]

When a cop shows up at your door and you think "I hope he's not an insane cop"...

[JDodge]

When a cop shows up at your door and you think "I hope he's not an insane cop"...

Dude.

Is everything okay?

He was delivering a picture to my sister who'd just taken the citizen's police academy.

I'm deeply sorry that I forgot to mention that.

[JDodge]

When you're putting something in quotation marks and you accidentally put "[/quote]" at the end.

[JDodge]

When, right after you check to see if MS is up, you check the Scummy-doo thread in GL to read what what others wrote. (despite that it's always the same;
"MS is down"
"Yeah"
"I think it's up, no wait."
"Is MS still down?"
"I think so, what do you think?")

And then you refresh that page every 10 minutes to see if there are any new replies, when you don't even have an account at the GL.

[JDodge]

ACTUALLY HAPPENED

Friend: "Would anyone lynch me if I rearranged this?"

Me: "Are you at -1?"

[JDodge]

When you're listening to music and think "Hmmm... How would this work in mafia theory?"

Then you actually try and come up with theories based off of said music.

[JDodge]

When you mean music, you don't include lyrics, do you ?

If so, I'm guilty of that >.>

I mean lyrics.

[JDodge]

I saw a commercial for a newscast that was saying something about the police using "undercover decoys".

I believe I said "Undercover decoys? Is that like undercover crash text dummies?"

[JDodge]

At another site, someone was asking for them to change the forum skin. He asked this in one of those corrupt-a-wish games, to which I replied:

You get lynched by the people who liked this skin. You were a

townie

.

[JDodge]

You occasionally feel inclined to shout "Objection: WIFOM!" in court.

QFT

[JDodge]

[10:41:37 PM] unsanitary999: I PICKED RBS WITH MY FIRST TWO PICKS

[10:42:10 PM] jdodge1019: I LOOK AT THAT AND THOUGHT YOU HAD PICKED ROLEBLOCKERS FOR YOUR FIRST TWO PICKS
[10:42:14 PM] jdodge1019: AND I DIDN'T GET IT
[10:42:24 PM] trojh: TOO MUCH MAFIA
[10:42:30 PM] jdodge1019: I MEAN, I WOULD PICK VIGS, THEY CAN AT LEAST KILL THE OTHER TEAM

[JDodge]

[07:08:12 PM] flametiger67: We're of some sort of alingment other than evil
[07:08:17 PM] flametiger67: *alignment
[07:08:26 PM] flametiger67: Jathan is the closest we have to being an antagonist
[07:08:31 PM] flametiger67: that we accept
[07:08:35 PM] flametiger67: woooo
[07:08:37 PM] flametiger67: <.<;;;;
[07:08:40 PM] jdodge1019: Is it bad that when I read that I thought "we're the town"
[07:08:48 PM] jdodge1019: Due to the word alignment

[JDodge]

[08:34:11 PM] glorktheinvader: But Whit, YOU are the one who brought up the term "common sense."
[08:34:17 PM] glorktheinvader: Why should I be defining a term that you use?
[08:34:19 PM] whitevilpt: Ok, then i'll define it
[08:34:27 PM] jdodge1019: OK
[08:34:28 PM] whitevilpt: Ready? Because if you are, you gotta shut up and let me type
[08:34:33 PM] glorktheinvader: I'm reading.
[08:34:36 PM] jdodge1019: So I just thought "shifing burden is scummy"
[08:34:39 PM] jdodge1019: Is that bad
[08:34:42 PM] glorktheinvader: TOO MUCH MAFIA

[JDodge]

Talking about chess

[08:46:19 PM] flametiger67: Yeah he's been trying to make me trade queens for about three moves
[08:46:20 PM] flametiger67: = )
[08:46:27 PM] bouncyelmo: silly billy
[08:46:33 PM] jdodge1019: either way he's losing a power role

[JDodge]

When you suggest that lynching Tiger Woods is the path to victory...

racist bastard