You know you have been playing too much Mafia when...

[AniX]

I was taking a lit final, and I had to remember vocab. One of the definitions given was "Not Tarnished (like in reputation)." I couldn't remember it, and my mind eventually wandered to mafiascum. I thought of AniX for some reason, and decided to put down something about scully. That triggered my memory-- I remembered that the word was "unsullied."

See? ITS A MIRACLE! PRAISE THE LORD! Mark one down for certified Miracle. You need those to be pope. (see my sig for details.)

[AniX]

When Hammah becomes part of your everyday vocabulary.
You try to slap votes on your friends.
O RLY? suddenly pops up into conversation
You're on the lookout for day kills.
When Someone mentions a masonguild in world of warcraft, your mind shoots to alginment.
You start thinking of Bender as a role thief.
When a teacher gives homework, they become scum
you use wifom to answer a stupid question
you catch your dad in lies trying to blame something on you by pointing out his contradictions
movies are unrealistically predictable
Whenever stats pop up, you think "This is a game of logic, not stats!"

When it's 11:00 in Math class, you look at the clock and think...."Scully"

When you spend 5 hours straight on a post that no one is going to read because it's so large
You suddenly are weird because you like to argue things logically with a different set of friends. = )
When you bemoan the fact you lack the modding experience to run ideas
When a "too much thread" becomes a mafia game.
When the only mail you expect is mafia games, and all other things are automatically "junk"
When you constantly type ====[] and

Vote:Ether

when you constantly go into chats.
You begin to wish there was a KoL Mafia game.
Whenever you see someone you don't like, you wished Fritz with a daykill was there.
When the highest honor you think you can receive is a scummy
When you wish you had the eye roll smiley memorized
When you make a "Math Mafia" where X's are town and Y's are scum. +'s are cops and -'s are docs

= )

She is hot at any hour, including but not limited to the 11th.

[AniX]

When it's 11:00 in Math class, you look at the clock and think...."Scully"

I always imagined the 11 o'clock refering to eleven o'clock at night only...

Thats usually because you are only obligated to celebrate the nighttime one because Mr. 11th Hour likes to sleep in. But any time between 11:00:00 and 11:59:59 is the 11th Hour, regardless of AM/PM.

[AniX]

... you get into an argument with your wife, and you want to put her previous statements into quote tags to expose her inconsistencies.

You look at this and go "But he is a mafia player...vote Mr Stoofer based on LAL."

[AniX]

CaffieneDeity(7:17:19 PM): Patrick, you were in my dream.
CaffieneDeity(7:17:27 PM): You were scum in some game somewhere with AniX.
patrickgower2006(7:17:32 PM): oh christ
CaffieneDeity(7:17:46 PM): You won by never killing and convincing us all you didn't exist.
patrickgower2006(7:17:57 PM): you should post in the 'you know when you've been playing too much mafia....' thread
patrickgower2006(7:19:58 PM): it's probably forshadowing lots of future scum wins for me though
(7:20:12 PM)greyhoundsrb has entered the room.
CaffieneDeity(7:20:22 PM): No, it's Zennish.
patrickgower2006(7:20:37 PM): zennish?
greyhoundsrb(7:20:42 PM): woo
CaffieneDeity(7:20:43 PM): Be passive. Never kill. Be one with the game.

I knew females dreamed about me.

[AniX]

i had a dream where i was a walk on at ku and we played mafia together

then we played basketball in the tournament, and i couldn't catch it, and we

started playing wtih a toaster

it was matt klinemann's idea

I knew it. I. KNEW. IT. You even dream about "playing" with toasters.

[AniX]

...when a cop is hassling you and you realize "teenager with a known disdain for authority figures" is clearly a miller role.

[AniX]

When you are reading death note and realize its just one big case of WIFOM between Light, L, Mello, and Near.

[AniX]

you should move your lips to ask the exact number of drops on the head it took before he made the decision to say lemon in between every other word.

[AniX]

Well, thats a different story then. Tell her to contact the 11th Hour.

[AniX]

YES! And so my nation of domination extends to the real world, where signs are made to advertise my invention.

[AniX]

Immediately start a collection. When I exit law school, I will do it and I will take the collection and take a bath in it.

[AniX]

It didn't involve Dana Scully, so my brain remains unaroused.

[AniX]

When this comes up in your analysis of

Hamlet

:

• Polonius is a supreme manipulator, only bowing to Claudius’ will. In general, I think he sees himself as giving good advice, but he is actually destroying people.

His death almost doesn’t bother me because he was being really suspicious at the time.

Polonius is a supreme manipulator? Who did he manipulate? I don't recall him doing anything but kissing a huge amount of ass of everyone he stumbled across who had a bit of rank, but it has been a while since I read the book.