You know you have been playing too much Mafia when...

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when mafiascum[and all forums you post in] are the most visited sites in your history

when you start using BBcode in aim

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when you create an alternate aim account solely for scumchat.

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so, this conversation just took place between me, and my girlfriend [YO_SEMITE_SAM_15]

GF: what is your favorite meal?
BF: why do you want to know?
GF: i'm just curious.
BF: uh-huh. no reasoning. you must be scum!
GF: well, you're dating scum
BF: you tricked me
GF: how?
BF: with your townie claim
GF: how long have you thought i'm scum?
BF: i've been on to you for a while now.
GF: and you still kissed me, and went on dates with me?
BF: it's all part of the scumhunting process.
GF: why do you think i'm scum?
BF: theres 2 of us, and im a townie with an extra vote. so, i put 2 votes on you, and now you're lynched
GF: way to go. you just lynched your girlfriend.

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Is just coinsidence that Girl Friend = GF, and GF = God Father?

hmm, more proof that girls are evil?
im sure youve all seen the proof, but for those of you who haven't:

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whenever someone says "gf" [either online, or in the meat world, although i really hate it when internet speak carries over to the meatworld] you think godfather.

worse yet, you say "gf" instead of godfather.

when you start talking about using C9 setups in meatworld games

Me: okay, so we're gonna use a C9 setup for this game
Player: you realise that "C9" has absoleutely no meaning to us, right?

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when the site is down, you find new things to do online, and then, when it comes back, you cant do anything else