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Post Post #250 (ISO) » Fri May 25, 2007 7:11 am

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You are the
Pathalogical Liar


You are not allowed to tell the truth. If you make a true statement during the game, you will be modkilled. You win with the town. Have fun!
I have plenty of common sense. I just choose to ignore it.

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Post Post #251 (ISO) » Fri May 25, 2007 8:31 am

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You are the
Invincible Suicidalist.
You are a vigilante, but your desperate desire to die means that you may only target yourself. You are, however, invincible, so you will revive at the end of the following day, at which point night will fall and you must kill yourself again. You win if an entire day+night cycle passes without you being alive at any time.
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Post Post #252 (ISO) » Fri May 25, 2007 9:25 am

Post by Yosarian2 »

Dr. Blackstrike wrote:
You are the
Pathalogical Liar


You are not allowed to tell the truth. If you make a true statement during the game, you will be modkilled. You win with the town. Have fun!
First post: "Um, I think I'll vote for fritzer.
vote:fritzer


MODKILL
I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie
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Post Post #253 (ISO) » Fri May 25, 2007 9:46 am

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Prove he was actually
thinking
when he posted that. Clearly he wasn't, since if he had read his PM correctly or had it in mind while posting, he would have thought, "This post will kill me!"

vote: Yosarian
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Post Post #254 (ISO) » Fri May 25, 2007 9:55 am

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gorckat wrote:Prove he was actually
thinking
when he posted that. Clearly he wasn't, since if he had read his PM correctly or had it in mind while posting, he would have thought, "This post will kill me!"

vote: Yosarian
:P
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I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie
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Post Post #255 (ISO) » Fri May 25, 2007 10:00 am

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Nonono, you do

I will not vote in this post

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Post Post #256 (ISO) » Fri May 25, 2007 10:03 am

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In fact, even if you vote you're going to get modkilled, because you say you're going to vote someone, and you do, so you're telling the truth.
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Post Post #257 (ISO) » Fri May 25, 2007 10:38 am

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So the best strategy is to claim that you have to send in your votes by PM to the mod.
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Post Post #258 (ISO) » Fri May 25, 2007 10:48 am

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Basically, with this role, you're screwed. Well done to Blackstrike.
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Post Post #259 (ISO) » Fri May 25, 2007 10:50 am

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Oh yeah. I can't imagine typing a single coherent post without dying...
I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie
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Post Post #260 (ISO) » Fri May 25, 2007 11:44 am

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With that role, I'd claim Bizarro day 1, with the requirement that Bizarro always tells the truth because Superman always lies.

(It's be more like "Me Bizarro. Bizarro always tell truth. Superman evil, Luthor good." But you know, something so over the top that it's obvious true.)
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Post Post #261 (ISO) » Fri May 25, 2007 1:50 pm

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@Seol: That's like an advisor to the mafia, that's actually pretty interesting.
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Post Post #262 (ISO) » Sat May 26, 2007 2:39 pm

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I watched the new Pirates movie, and at the beginning I thought of mafia when they were hanging those who were pirates/friends of pirates. Therefore, I come with a new bad role idea.

Little Pirate Kid

You are the Little Pirate Kid. If you are lynched, you will start singing a song about pirates, and then everyone else will join in. Then the British guys get angry and hang everyone else in the game.[/b]
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Post Post #263 (ISO) » Sun May 27, 2007 10:00 am

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As evidence that I am going insane, the first thing that came to mind when you said "a song about pirates" was You are a Pirate.

To be on topic, I don't know what this role would be called, but:
Every night, you may do any two of the following to the same or different players: investigate another player, protect one player (Including yourself), kill another player, or roleblock another player.

You win with the town, but for the purposes of satisfying win conditions, you count as a member of the mafia. (So 3 town plus you plus 3 scum would be an instant mafia win)
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Post Post #264 (ISO) » Sun May 27, 2007 11:42 am

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Norinel wrote:As evidence that I am going insane, the first thing that came to mind when you said "a song about pirates" was You are a Pirate.
This video is
AMAZING
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Post Post #265 (ISO) » Sun May 27, 2007 12:24 pm

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Man, Lazy Town is made of
so
much win.

I have a DVD of it, which probably makes me cool and weird in equal measures.

Glrok, this one is also good :D
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Post Post #266 (ISO) » Sun May 27, 2007 12:32 pm

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Some hilarious comments on that video.


At exactly 1:28, the thing that the pirate does is absolutely bizarre and freakish. Watch it many times and try to understand!

holy shnaps you're right, i am going to have nightmares about that vicious crackheadesque shake.

Favorited because of jailbait.

I am pretty sure that pirates were quite feared and they have brought a lot of suffering to many douche bags.

it's a pretty catchy song actaully but then they have to go and screw it up with that techno shit and the pink haired whore who has had wayyyyyyyy to much sugar, damn.

LOL!!!! That pirate guy says in 00.55-01.00 "Sticking a biggest D*ck in hes ass =DD
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Post Post #267 (ISO) » Sun May 27, 2007 12:48 pm

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Seems like everyone wants to bang the pink haired kid :?

EDIT:
I get it now after watching this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7mG5pQ-s2U

Really cute and kind of kinky. You really need that big stud dancer though, I don't think the girl works on her own. Also better to not have to listen to her.
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Post Post #268 (ISO) » Sun May 27, 2007 1:37 pm

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I'm sure I've heard that song before, but I'm not sure where. Probably it's from a really bad commercial for a CD.
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Post Post #269 (ISO) » Sun May 27, 2007 2:52 pm

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Divine-immune townie. You cannot be modkilled.
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Post Post #270 (ISO) » Sun May 27, 2007 4:15 pm

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OMG STEPHANIE FROM LAZYTOWN
SHES SO HOT
AND SHES LIKE 8
I'D TOTALLY DO HER
:sadtorch Ken Hoang, A.D/Fuzzie, Cameron Ferris, Taj Johnson-George, Annie Duke, Patti Blagojevich, Maria/Tiffany :sadtorch
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Post Post #271 (ISO) » Sun May 27, 2007 9:06 pm

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JesterBomb:

You must get lynched to win, if you get lynched, the last 3 people to vote for you get blown up.
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Post Post #272 (ISO) » Mon May 28, 2007 9:50 am

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Jester-Vig:

You win if you night-kill the Jester or are the last to vote for him.
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Post Post #273 (ISO) » Mon May 28, 2007 10:41 am

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JordanA24 wrote:In fact, even if you vote you're going to get modkilled, because you say you're going to vote someone, and you do, so you're telling the truth.
You type the sentence: There are seven thousand words in the expression
"Vote: Mr. Stoofer."


That could actually be an awesomely fun role. I mean:

"I don't think BJ is scum because he didn't just get our doctor lynched."
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Post Post #274 (ISO) » Mon May 28, 2007 11:38 am

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JordanA24 wrote:JesterBomb:

You must get lynched to win, if you get lynched, the last 3 people to vote for you get blown up.
This would be fun in a large game.
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