King Of The Hill

[StrangerCoug]

...in an alternate universe.

RichardGHP's hill. RichardGHP's hotels on Park Lane. AcRv's and my bankruptcies. My failed attempt to make some money back with yet another casino. The bank's (i.e. RichardGHP's) casino. RichardGHP's millions of dollars. The jail someplace where AcRv is incarcerated for possession of... you get the idea. My job at McDonald's, as much as I hate it, from which I got fired. Lyrebird's dead body next to the river for getting me fired and stealing RichardGHP's hill and buildings. drmyshotgun's AU hill.

[StrangerCoug]

Actions speak louder than words. I take the hill by force (as if I needed much, seeing as Blueberry's doing practically nothing).

My hill. Blueberry's inaction and thus unheeded words.

[StrangerCoug]

I have Cheery Dog arrested.

My hill. Cheery Dog's incarceration for bribery.

[StrangerCoug]

I hire Feirei as police chief.

My hill. Feirei's job as police chief. AcRv's and Cheery's incarceration for the latter's breaking out.

[StrangerCoug]

I decide, if izakthegoomba really wants to own one of the most hazardous places to be, he can have it. I move 5,000 miles away and build a hill, safe from the fallout.

My hill, 5,000 miles away from izakthegoomba's radioactive crater, prison full of dead bodies which is now under quarantine, and deserted police station

[StrangerCoug]

My bodyguards kill the assassin and I resume possession of the hill.

My hill, 5,000 miles away from izakthegoomba's radioactive crater, prison full of dead bodies which is now under quarantine, and deserted police station. My thwarted assassination, thanks to my bodyguards. The would-be assassin's dead body.

[StrangerCoug]

The movie turns out to be a box office bomb.

Richard's hill that is the setting of a box office bomb, 5,000 miles away from izakthegoomba's radioactive crater, prison full of dead bodies which is now under quarantine, and deserted police station. My originally thwarted, but now successful assassination, thanks to my bodyguards. The would-be assassin's dead body. My dead body. The bodyguards-cum-assassins' dead bodies. GuyInFreezer's real-life hill and TV. Lyrebird's popcorn.

[StrangerCoug]

RichardGHP goes bankrupt.

The bankrupt Richard's hill that is the setting of a box office bomb, 5,000 miles away from izakthegoomba's radioactive crater, prison full of dead bodies which is now under quarantine, deserted police station, and GIANT RADIOACTIVE PEOPLE-EATING MONSTROSITY OF DOOM, which I created out of the remains of a long-forgotten hill. StrangerCoug's originally thwarted, but now successful assassination, thanks to his bodyguards. The would-be assassin's dead body. StrangerCoug's dead body. The bodyguards-cum-assassins' dead bodies. My two real-life hills and TV which originally belonged to me that Richard tried to steal. Lyrebird's popcorn. Blueberry's $5. Cheery Dog's baby hill he's carefully nurturing to rival the other hills.

[StrangerCoug]

...then I have Superdeclan arrested for genocide and put him in a maximum-security prison that happens to already be there.

My hill. Somebody's maximum-security prison in which Superdeclan is incarcerated for genocide.

[StrangerCoug]

Superdeclan thus becomes a fallen angel.

Superdeclan's hell.

[StrangerCoug]

I decide that hell is out of my jurisdiction and that Superdeclan is free to do what he wants there.

GuyInFreezer's hill, his chair, public TV; Superdeclan's hill in hell in the sequel of the movie where he is free to do what he wants due to being out of my jurisdiction, blah blah blah.

[StrangerCoug]

I simply erase Superdeclan and the movie series from existence.

My hill.

[StrangerCoug]

Who said I built my hill on top of yours?

My hill. Feirei's police station where I am the chief of police. The insane asylum somewhere where GuyInFreezer is being kept for thinking you can build one hill on top of another.

[StrangerCoug]

I up and leave my baccarat table and replace my spot with the sexiest dealer RichardGHP has ever seen. Once the temptress has all RichardGHP's money, I foreclose on the house and hill that he has. (Superdeclan is solvent.)

My hill. My house. Feirei's police station where I am the chief of police. The insane asylum somewhere where GuyInFreezer is being kept for thinking you can build one hill on top of another. RichardGHP's bankruptcy in baccarat by a temptress for a dealer. Superdeclan's nice, quiet village hill far, far away from the strange cougar chief of police of Feiri's police staition and my hill, since he's solvent.

[StrangerCoug]

God then causes an earthquake that destroys every last hill and Superdeclan with them.

No one's destroyed hills.

[StrangerCoug]

I decapitate Superdeclan.

My hill.

[StrangerCoug]

The temptress comes back and I take the hill while she distracts her.

My hill. RichardGHP's bodyguard's gun. RichardGHP's distraction with the temptress.

[StrangerCoug]

I sent my friends over at Rooster Teeth after Lyrebird for being a killjoy who doesn't like their favorite machinima and they buy houses in the village.

My hill, RichardGHP's bodyguard's gun, GuyInFreezer's RPG-7, AcRv's RvB reference, and my Rooster Teeth friends' houses in what was Lyrebird's village.

[StrangerCoug]

Hills can't be underground, silly. *opens up an insane asylum and sticks you in it*

My hill. RichardGHP's bodyguard's gun. GuyInFreezer's RPG-7. AcRv's RvB reference. My Rooster Teeth friends' houses in what was Lyrebird's village. My insane asylum where Superdeclan is being kept for thinking hills can be underground.

[StrangerCoug]

I get jealous and set the bigger hill on fire. Since I intend to roast GuyInFreezer instead of arrest him, I simply give RichardGHP his village back.

My hill. Zombie RichardGHP's bodyguard's gun. GuyInFreezer's RPG-7. AcRv's RvB reference. My Rooster Teeth friends' houses in RichardGHP's village which was originally Lyrebird's. My insane asylum in which Superdeclan is being kept for thinking hills can be underground. GuyInFreezer's bigger hill that sits right next to StrangerCoug's hill, the latter person of which has set the former hill on fire out of jealousy.

[StrangerCoug]

My ghost possess RichardGHP. It also reminds him that I am no longer in possession of a hill.

RichardGHP's hill which was originally mine. RichardGHP's gun. GuyInFreezer's RPG-7. AcRv's RvB reference. My Rooster Teeth friends' houses in my village which was originally Lyrebird's. My insane asylum in which Superdeclan is being kept for thinking hills can be underground. GuyInFreezer's bigger hill that sits right next to RichardGHP's hill, the person from whom the latter person took his has set the former hill on fire out of jealousy. RichardGHP's return to human form, by losing a poker game to the now–zombified Cheery Dog whom he shot. My ghost's possession of RichardGHP.

[StrangerCoug]

I'm not sure inhaling me was the best idea...

RichardGHP's hill which was originally mine. RichardGHP's gun. GuyInFreezer's RPG-7. AcRv's RvB reference. My Rooster Teeth friends' houses in my village which was originally Lyrebird's. My insane asylum in which Superdeclan is being kept for thinking hills can be underground. GuyInFreezer's bigger hill that sits right next to RichardGHP's hill, the person from whom the latter person took his has set the former hill on fire out of jealousy. RichardGHP's return to human form, by losing a poker game to the now–zombified Cheery Dog whom he shot. My ghost's possession of RichardGHP and inhalation by same, which I'm not sure was the best idea.

[StrangerCoug]

I now have to find another body to possess.

RichardGHP's hill which was originally mine. RichardGHP's gun. GuyInFreezer's RPG-7. AcRv's RvB reference. My Rooster Teeth friends' houses in my village which was originally Lyrebird's. My insane asylum in which Superdeclan is being kept for thinking hills can be underground. GuyInFreezer's bigger hill that sits right next to RichardGHP's hill, the person from whom the latter person took his has set the former hill on fire out of jealousy. RichardGHP's return to human form, by losing a poker game to the now–zombified Cheery Dog whom he shot. My ghost's possession of RichardGHP and inhalation by same, which I'm not sure was the best idea. RichardGHP's death caused by ghost inhalation. My search for another body to possess.

[StrangerCoug]

I then take over hell.

My hill which was originally StrangerCoug's. My gun. GuyInFreezer's RPG-7. AcRv's RvB reference. StrangerCoug's Rooster Teeth friends' houses in my village which was originally Lyrebird's. StrangerCoug's insane asylum in which Superdeclan is being kept for thinking hills can be underground. GuyInFreezer's bigger hill that sits right next to my hill hill, the person from whom the latter person took his has set the former hill on fire out of jealousy. My return to human form, by losing a poker game to the now–zombified Cheery Dog whom I shot. StrangerCoug's ghost's possession of me and inhalation by same, which he's not sure was the best idea. My death caused by ghost inhalation. StrangerCoug's failed search for another body to possess and consequent summons to hell, which he then took over.

[StrangerCoug]

I hit the reset button.

My hill.

[StrangerCoug]

(I thought the "rename" to Jeopardy! on both your game and the Buy a Vowel boards were funnier, though.)

I frame a sexy lady for driving while intoxicated and convince the guards to let her share a cell with me.

RichardGHP's hill. My incarceration. My fooling the guards into allowing a mixed-gender cell.

[StrangerCoug]

I force RichardGHP to buy GuyInFreezer a new pencil.

RichardGHP's hill. My incarceration, fooling the guards into allowing a mixed-gender cell, and seduction at the hands of the disguised temptress with whom I replaced myself in Baccarat. GuyInFreezer's broken pencil which RichardGHP has been forced to replace.

[StrangerCoug]

GuyInFreezer decides gambling is a good way to recover his losses. We all know how that works out.

RichardGHP's hill. My incarceration, fooling the guards into allowing a mixed-gender cell, and seduction at the hands of the disguised temptress with whom I replaced myself in Baccarat. GuyInFreezer's broken pencil which RichardGHP has been forced to replace with the most expensive pencil in the world. GuyInFreezer's extremely expensive pencil and now negative bank balance. GuyInFreezer's bankruptcy due to trying to earn back his money through gambling.

[StrangerCoug]

Apparently, nobody wants to build on RichardGHP's hill.

RichardGHP's hill on which nobody wants to build. My incarceration, fooling the guards into allowing a mixed-gender cell, and seduction at the hands of the disguised temptress with whom I replaced myself in Baccarat. GuyInFreezer's broken pencil which RichardGHP has been forced to replace with the most expensive pencil in the world. GuyInFreezer's extremely expensive pencil, now negative bank balance, bankruptcy due to trying to earn back his money through gambling, and bottle of rum.

[StrangerCoug]

I am let out of jail, claim the hill, and build a casino on it.

My hill on which nobody wanted to build until I built my casino and from which RichardGHP has been evicted. My incarceration, fooling the guards into allowing a mixed-gender cell, and seduction at the hands of the disguised temptress with whom I replaced myself in Baccarat. My release from jail. GuyInFreezer's broken pencil which RichardGHP has been forced to replace with the most expensive pencil in the world. GuyInFreezer's extremely expensive pencil, now negative bank balance, bankruptcy due to trying to earn back his money through gambling, and bottle of rum. RichardGHP's homelessness due to his inability to pay the rent.

[StrangerCoug]

I tell RichardGHP that he now has the money to buy a decent house.

My hill on which nobody wanted to build until I built my casino and from which RichardGHP has been evicted. My incarceration, fooling the guards into allowing a mixed-gender cell, and seduction at the hands of the disguised temptress with whom I replaced myself in Baccarat. My release from jail. GuyInFreezer's broken pencil which RichardGHP has been forced to replace with the most expensive pencil in the world. GuyInFreezer's extremely expensive pencil, now negative bank balance, bankruptcy due to trying to earn back his money through gambling, and bottle of rum. RichardGHP's homelessness, due to his inability to pay the rent. RichardGHP's fortune, which is enough for him to buy a decent house, courtesy of my casino.

[StrangerCoug]

I decide the penthouse is fine.

RichardGHP's hill on which nobody wanted to build until I built my casino and from which RichardGHP had been evicted until he bought it outright. My incarceration, fooling the guards into allowing a mixed-gender cell, and seduction at the hands of the disguised temptress with whom I replaced myself in Baccarat. My release from jail. GuyInFreezer's broken pencil which RichardGHP has been forced to replace with the most expensive pencil in the world. GuyInFreezer's extremely expensive pencil, now negative bank balance, bankruptcy due to trying to earn back his money through gambling, and bottle of rum. RichardGHP's fortune, with which he bought the hill, courtesy of StrangerCoug's casino. My eviction from the hill and consequent homelessness, unless I want to live in my casino. My decision to live in the casino's penthouse.

[StrangerCoug]

I decide to built guess what?

My hill. Bowser's impenetrable castle where I am inside....SOMEWHERE! Kamek's incarceration. My guess what?

[StrangerCoug]

I try to start a civil war.

Bowser's hill; jail under the ground in which RichardGHP is incarcerated and being tortured for treason and destruction of property; and even more impenetrable castle, now immune to implosions and explosions. My attempt to start a civil war.

[StrangerCoug]

I lure Bowser out of his castle and get a lynch mob to kill him. I then take the castle and, since I can't destroy it, I renovate it more to my liking.

My hill and even more impenetrable castle, still immune to implosions and explosions, renovated to be more to my liking. The lynch mob that I had lying in wait to kill Bowser. RichardGHP's ghost's hill five thousand miles away from it. RichardGHP's horrifically mutilated lack of a corpse.

[StrangerCoug]

It was all just a dream

My hill. Nobody else's anything.

[StrangerCoug]

That "anything" turns out to be child porn, and I have Klazam arrested.

SC's hill. Klazam's child porn. The prison somewhere in which Klazam is incarcerated for possession thereof.

[StrangerCoug]

I call the "somewhere" where the prison is located No Man's Land.

My hill. The maximum security prison in No Man's Land in which Klazam is incarcerated for some nondescript crime.

[StrangerCoug]

I hire Bowser as my bodyguard.

My hill, armed with turrets. Bowser's job as my bodyguard. The maximum security prison in No Man's Land in which Klazam is incarcerated for some nondescript crime. RichardGHP's conquest of No Man's Land.

[StrangerCoug]

I lie sprawled at the foot of the hill unable to move. I can, however, still cuss out RichardGHP.

RichardGHP's hill, armed with turrets. Bowser's job as my bodyguard, which he is clearly not too good at, since RichardGHP managed to kick me off the hill. The maximum security prison in No Man's Land in which Klazam is incarcerated for some nondescript crime. RichardGHP's conquest of No Man's Land. My immobile body cussing out RichardGHP.

[StrangerCoug]

I laugh at Lyrebird's bankruptcy.

RichardGHP's hill, armed with turrets. Bowser's job as my bodyguard, which he is clearly not too good at, since RichardGHP managed to kick me off the hill. The maximum security prison in No Man's Land in which Klazam is incarcerated for some nondescript crime. RichardGHP's conquest of No Man's Land. My wheelchair and immobile body cussing out RichardGHP. Lyrebird's $0. Because troll logic. My laughing at Lyrebird's bankruptcy. The unclaimed hill that looks larger but is really much smaller than RichardGHP's hill. RichardGHP's taking Cheery Dog to the vet so that he can be put down.

[StrangerCoug]

I have Lyrebird incarcerated for theft and regain my property.

RichardGHP's hill, armed with turrets. Bowser's job as my bodyguard, which he is clearly not too good at, since RichardGHP managed to kick me off the hill. The maximum security prison in No Man's Land in which Klazam is incarcerated for some nondescript crime. RichardGHP's conquest of No Man's Land and Lyrebird is incarcerated for theft. My wheelchair and immobile body cussing out RichardGHP. Lyrebird's $0. Because troll logic. My laughing at Lyrebird's bankruptcy and her previously laughing at mine before she got in trouble. The unclaimed hill that looks larger but is really much smaller than RichardGHP's hill. RichardGHP's taking Cheery Dog to the vet so that he can be put down.

[StrangerCoug]

I die.

RichardGHP's hill, armed with turrets. Bowser's job as my bodyguard, which he is clearly not too good at, since RichardGHP managed to kick me off the hill. The maximum security prison in No Man's Land in which Klazam is incarcerated for some nondescript crime and in which Lyrebird is incarcerated for theft. RichardGHP's conquest of No Man's Land. My wheelchair and immobile body cussing RichardGHP out. Lyrebird's $0. Because troll logic. My laughing at Lyrebird's bankruptcy and her previously laughing at mine before she got in trouble. The unclaimed hill that looks larger but is really much smaller than RichardGHP's hill. RichardGHP's taking Cheery Dog to the vet so that he can be put down. My stabbing with my own sword by RichardGHP for my misplacement of Lyrebird's incarceration. My death.

[StrangerCoug]

izakthegoomba isn't too thorough in his rewrite and gets incarcerated.

RichardGHP's hill, armed with turrets. Bowser's job as izakthegoomba's bodyguard, which he is clearly not too good at, since RichardGHP managed to kick him off the hill. The maximum security prison in No Man's Land in which Klazam is incarcerated for some nondescript crime, Lyrebird is incarcerated for theft, and izakthegoomba is incarcerated for forgery. RichardGHP's conquest of No Man's Land. Lyrebird's $0. Because troll logic. My laughing at Lyrebird's bankruptcy and her previously laughing at izakthegoomba's (somehow) before she got in trouble. The unclaimed hill that looks larger but is really much smaller than RichardGHP's hill. RichardGHP's taking Cheery Dog to the vet so that he can be put down. My stabbing with my own sword by RichardGHP for my misplacement of Lyrebird's incarceration. My death. izakthegoomba's wheelchair. izakthegoomba's everything that he remembered I owned. My everything he didn't.

[StrangerCoug]

I say it's dog hell xD

Cheery Dog and izakthegoomba's hill in dog hell, according to me.

[StrangerCoug]

I find a hill in cat hell and rule as CAT SATAN.

izakthegoomba and Cheery Dog's hill in dog hell (which izakthegoomba rules over as DOG SATAN), according to me. My hill in cat hell (which I rule over as CAT SATAN).

[StrangerCoug]

Cat hell apparently has casinos all over the place.

izakthegoomba and Cheery Dog's hill in dog hell (which izakthegoomba rules over as DOG SATAN), according to me. My hill in cat hell (which I rule over as CAT SATAN), which apparently has casinos all over the place. RichardGHP's hill on Earth, which he rules over as himself.

[StrangerCoug]

Both the luxury spas and the casinos get the owners of the realms where they are located millions.

izakthegoomba and Cheery Dog's hill in dog hell (which he rule over as DOG SATAN), according to StrangerCoug, which apparently has luxury spas all over the place making izakthegoomba millions of pounds. My hill in cat hell (which I rule over as CAT SATAN), which apparently has casinos all over the place making me millions of dollars. RichardGHP's hill on Earth, which he rules over as himself.

[StrangerCoug]

Which hill?

izakthegoomba and Cheery Dog's hill in dog hell (which he rule over as DOG SATAN), according to StrangerCoug, which apparently has luxury spas all over the place making izakthegoomba millions of pounds. My hill in cat hell (which I rule over as CAT SATAN), which apparently has casinos all over the place making me millions of dollars. RichardGHP's hill on Earth, which he rules over as himself. Frettory's Zistonian Battles-err....one of the hills. We're not sure what.

[StrangerCoug]

I point out that the food on izakthegoomba and Cheery Dog's hill comes from McDonalds, the "accommodations" are tents, and the private health insurance costs an arm and a leg. The food on my hill is made by Gordon Ramsay, my accommodations are luxurious hotel rooms, and I offer affordable health insurance.

Mine and Cheery Dog's hill in dog hell (which I rule over as DOG SATAN), according to StrangerCoug, and which apparently has luxury spas all over the place making me millions of pounds. DeathNote's job as an underling in our hill, which covers not only entertainment but also food from McDonalds, accommodation (read: a tent), and expensive private health insurance. SC's hill in cat hell (which he rules over as CAT SATAN), and which apparently has casinos all over the place making him millions of dollars, the workers at which get food made by Gordon Ramsay, their own luxurious hotel room, and affordable health insurance. RichardGHP's hill on Earth, which he rules over as himself. Frettory's Zistonian Battles-err... one of the hills. We're not sure which.

[StrangerCoug]

I realize we're both in trouble for theft. I turn myself in and tell police TMTOLBTWNTOF has the stolen stuff now. For my cooperation, I get his hill and he gets jail time.

My hill, with arms factories, law offices and media offices. izakthegoomba and Cheery Dog's hill in dog hell (which he rules over as DOG SATAN), according to me, and which apparently has luxury spas all over the place making me millions of pounds. DeathNote's job as an underling in their hill, which covers not only entertainment but also food from McDonalds, accommodation (read: a tent), and expensive private health insurance. My hill in cat hell (which he rules over as CAT SATAN), and which apparently has casinos all over the place making him millions of dollars, the workers at which get food made by Gordon Ramsay, their own luxurious hotel room, and affordable health insurance. RichardGHP's hill on Earth, which he rules over as himself. My throwing TMTOLBTWNTOF under the bus after realizing we're both in trouble for theft, resulting in TMTOLBTWNTOF's arrest.

[StrangerCoug]

I am pardoned from jail.

TMTOLBTWNTOF's hill, with arms factories, law offices and media offices. His secondary hill, on Earth, which he rules over. izakthegoomba and Cheery Dog's hill in dog hell (which he rules over as DOG SATAN), according to me, and which apparently has luxury spas all over the place making me millions of pounds. DeathNote's job as an underling in their hill, which covers not only entertainment but also food from Chick-Fil-A (straight from Chicken Hell), accommodation (read: Charlie Sheen Mansions), and no health insurance because this is hell. My hill in cat hell (which I rules over as CAT SATAN), and which apparently has casinos all over the place making me millions of dollars, the workers at which get food made by Gordon Ramsay, their own luxurious hotel room, and affordable health insurance. My pardon from jail.

[StrangerCoug]

Cheery Dog's hill turns out to be on top of a mine. Which collapses.

My collapsed mine.

[StrangerCoug]

My ghost haunts the collapsed mine.

RichardGHP's collapsed mine haunted by my ghost. My harakiri.

[StrangerCoug]

My corpse starts rotting.

RichardGHP's collapsed mine. TMTOLBTWNTOF's removal from it. My harakiri and rotting corpse.

[StrangerCoug]

I eat Klazam.

RichardGHP's collapsed mine. TMTOLBTWNTOF's removal from it. My rotting reanimated corpse that was guarding Klazam's hill until I ate him.

[StrangerCoug]

For some reason, I get buried under five feet of snow.

Richard's collapsed mine. TMTOLBTWNTOF's removal from it. My rotting corpse, buried under five feet of snow, which no longer has a brain and which was guarding Klazam's hill until he ate him. izakthegoomba's something.

[StrangerCoug]

I'm tired of just being a corpse. I erase everything except the collapsed mine, the hill, and the ownership papers for those two and find a hammock somewhere to sleep in.

Cheery Dog's collapsed mine. Richard's hill, five thousand miles away. My hammock somewhere that I'm sleeping in.

[StrangerCoug]

I retaliate by putting a bed of nails next to the hammock and pushing Klazam onto it.

Cheery Dog's collapsed mine. Richard's hill, five thousand miles away. My hammock somewhere that I'm sleeping in. Klazam sleeping on a bed of nails.

[StrangerCoug]

I have a dream about a vacation in Las Vegas.

Cheery Dog's collapsed mine. RichardGHP's hill, five thousand miles away. My hammock somewhere that I'm sleeping in, dreaming about a vacation in Las Vegas. Klazam sleeping on a bed of nails. Klazam's funeral, celebrated by RichardGHP.

[StrangerCoug]

I drop an anvil on SuperMafiaMan.

My hill.

[StrangerCoug]

I build the obligatory casino on my hill.

SuperMafiaMan's giant jar that JDGA is trapped in. StrangerCoug's hill with the obligatory casino.

[StrangerCoug]

I break the jar.

SuperMafiaMan's giant broken jar. JDGA's freedom. My hill with the obligatory casino.

[StrangerCoug]

I have Klazam arrested for stealing my casino.

Klazam's nuclear wasteland formerly known as Egypt. SuperMafiaMan's giant broken jar. JDGA's freedom. My hill with the obligatory casino. The prison somewhere in which Klazam is incarcerated for stealing my casino.

[StrangerCoug]

I eat a bad batch of sushi and barf in the jar.

Klazam's nuclear wasteland formerly known as Egypt. SuperMafiaMan's giant jar made of reinforced glass that I barfed in after eating a bad batch of sushi. JDGA's freedom. My hill with the obligatory casino. The prison somewhere in which Klazam is incarcerated for stealing my casino.

[StrangerCoug]

Egypt, therefore, is in anarchy.

Nobody's former wasteland currently known as Egypt, which is therefore in anarchy. SuperMafiaMan's giant jar made of reinforces glass where nobody is stuck until he cleans up the barf that I left. JDGA's freedom. My good batch of sushi and hill with the obligatory casino. The prison somewhere that nobody broke out of.

[StrangerCoug]

I support Bowser's economy by buying sushi from him.

A leaderless Egypt, which is currently in anarchy. JDGA's incarceration in the dungeon of my castle for loitering. My good batch of sushi and hill with the obligatory casino. The prison somewhere that is empty. Bowser's castle in Japan where he rules from and who is being financially supported by me buying sushi from him.

[StrangerCoug]

I set theaceofspades on fire.

My hill.

[StrangerCoug]

I melt the ice cave.

Klazam's hill. Feirei's melted ice cave with water cannons. theaceofspades's BLUE padded room.

[StrangerCoug]

I erase theaceofspades from existence.

Klazam's hill. Feirei's unmeltable ice cave with advanced water and ice cannons. theaceofspades's... who is theaceofspades again?

[StrangerCoug]

I build a casino just far enough away from the hill so I'm not encroaching on the hill.

Klazam's hill. Feirei's unmeltable ice cave with advanced water and ice cannons. My casino.

[StrangerCoug]

Since the casino is defunct and not making money, it is razed.

Klazam's hill. Feirei's unmeltable ice cave with advanced water and ice cannons. theaceofspades's secret something in the basement of his defunct casino, which has been razed.

[StrangerCoug]

As theaceofspades has no means of making money, his society is in poverty.

Klazam's hill. Feirei's unmeltable ice cave with advanced water and ice cannons. theaceofspades's society of HIM, based in an Antarctic victorian castle and living in poverty due to no income.

[StrangerCoug]

God smites Yiley.

My hill.

[StrangerCoug]

Little does agi102 know we're all phoenixes. We are reborn from the ashes and claw agi102 to bits.

Everyone's (except agi102's) hill. agi102's shredded remains.

[StrangerCoug]

As agi102 was not contesting the hill before I started typing my post, Lord Mhork retains it. I do, however, scrounge up what I can to build a casino so I can get out of the red.

Lord Mhork's hill. My casino which I'm attempting to use to get out of the red. Everyone else's poverty. Klazam's cookie.

[StrangerCoug]

I have the money I need to make a living and sell the casino to Feirei. I then take a vacation in Tokyo.

Mhork's hill, for which Feirei is paying rent for living there. Feirei's casino which I sold him after I got in the black. My vacation in Tokyo. Everyone else's poverty. agi's incarceration for talking about ongoing games. (Seriously, it's bad. Don't do it.)

[StrangerCoug]

I decide to live and let live.

Lord Mhork's world, Feirei's black hole, Klazam's cookie. Everyone else's whatever it is in case I'm ninja'd.

[StrangerCoug]

I do something indecent to Stabsinthe's corpse.

hayatoBL's hill. Stabsinthe's defiled corpse.

[StrangerCoug]

I lose about $500,000 at the casino, but hey, they think I'm a great customer anyway, yeah?

hayatoBL's hill. Stabsinthe's desecrated corpse. Feirei's casino. My loss of $500,000 at said casino. The staff of Feirei's casino thinking I'm a great customer anyway.

[StrangerCoug]

I decapitate Looker.

My hill. Looker's severed head.

[StrangerCoug]

I look at the mounted head.

My hill. Klazam's study where I am looking at a mounted Looker.

[StrangerCoug]

I shoot vonflare and throw him off the hill.

My hill. vonflare's corpse at the bottom of the hill.

[StrangerCoug]

I decide theaceofspades also needs a shirt and buy one for him.

My hill. Vonflare's corpse at the bottom of the hill. theaceofspades' shirt and pants, the former of which is a gift from me.

[StrangerCoug]

I go to sleep.

My hill on which I am sleeping. vonflare's corpse at the bottom of the hill. theaceofspades' pants, and my gifted shirt, for which theaceofspades is grateful.

[StrangerCoug]

I shoot you again.

My hill. vonflare's corpse. Again.

[StrangerCoug]

Nice try, moron.

My hill. vonflare's corpse for trying to screw with the space-time continuum.

[StrangerCoug]

I cut off your head.

My hill. vonflare's severed head.

[StrangerCoug]

I remark that you obviously failed biology.

My hill. vonflare's severed head and F in biology.

[StrangerCoug]

I decide you're playing fair this time.

vonflare's hill, fair and square (finally). My dismembered body.

[StrangerCoug]

My corpse is starting to be eaten by vultures.

theaceofspades' hill. My dismembered body being eaten by vultures.

[StrangerCoug]

A new world, complete with hill, materializes.

My hill.

[StrangerCoug]

"Everything" includes poison.

Nothing.

[StrangerCoug]

God makes something.

Something.

[StrangerCoug]

I build a pool hall on the same hill.

ika's hill. Disqualified's snack bar. My pool hall.

[StrangerCoug]

Yes.

ika's hill. Disqualified's snack bar. My pool hall. Klazam's no. My yes.

[StrangerCoug]

I smash the bagpipes and have vonflare arrested for unlawful taking of real estate.

My hill. Disqualified's snack bar. My pool hall. Klazam's no. My yes. vonflare's smashed bagpipes. The prison in which vonflare is incarcerated for unlawful taking of real estate.

[StrangerCoug]

Nether swap again, and vonflare gets two more convictions on his list of crimes.

My hill. Disqualified's snack bar. My pool hall. Klazam's no. My yes. vonflare's smashed bagpipes. The prison in which vonflare is incarcerated for unlawful taking of real estate, wrongful imprisonment, and libel.

[StrangerCoug]

The nuke is intercepted and vonflare is killed by the CIA.

My hill.

[StrangerCoug]

Ergo, you commit suicide.

My hill.

[StrangerCoug]

I am the devil and make vonflare do my bidding. The first thing I make him do is hand over his hill.

My hill in hell because I am the devil. vonflare doing my bidding.

[StrangerCoug]

I bump vonflare's head.

My hill in head. vonflare's bump on his head.

[StrangerCoug]

I don't give a damn about vonflare anymore.

My hill, even if it's in someone's head.

[StrangerCoug]

I kill Klazam for arbitrarily taking the hill from Bert and giving it to my enemy.

My hill.

[StrangerCoug]

Everyplace not the hill gets a flash flood warning.

My wet hill with a rainbow in the sky. The flash flood warning for everyplace not the hill.

[StrangerCoug]

My ghost haunts the hill.

My ghost's hill. A crater. A flash flood warning.

[StrangerCoug]

The flash flood washes away the crater as well.

My ghost.

[StrangerCoug]

It rains again, filling up the backwards hill.

My ghost. theaceofspades' lake.

[StrangerCoug]

My daughter steals the money.

My ghost. theaceofspades' lake with a boat rental booth on it and millions of dollars that my daughter stole.

[StrangerCoug]

I build a casino on the hill and let Feirei have a cut of the profits.

Feirei's hill and cut of the profits from my casino thereon.

[StrangerCoug]

I claim the hill.

My hill and casino in which theaceofspades is hitting up girls. Feirei's corpse.

[StrangerCoug]

I sabotage the casino and it collapses to the ground.

My hill. vonflare's collapsed casino in which ace was finding chicks. Feirei's corpse.

[StrangerCoug]

I set fire to the deed.

Nobody's hill. A collapsed casino. Ace with nowhere to meet chicks. Feirei's corpse.

[StrangerCoug]

Feirei's corpse is rotting by this point.

No one's hill. A collapsed casino. Feirei's corpse which is rotting by this point. theaceofspades' life and career as an investment banker.

[StrangerCoug]

I assume that Feirei wants the hill.

Feirei's hill. A collapsed casino. What used to be Feirei's rotting corpse. theaceofspades' life and career as an investment banker.

[StrangerCoug]

I take the job at the rebuilt casino. I also remind Feirei that theaceofspades is the investment banker.

Feirei's hill. My job at the rebuilt casino. Feirei's non-disgusting self. theaceofspades' life and career as an investment banker.

[StrangerCoug]

(That's not what I'm talking about. You put "and" instead of "as".)

I hire theaceofspades to fund my casino.

Feirei's hill and enjoyment. My job at the rebuilt casino. Feirei's non-disgusting self. theaceofspades' life and career as an investment banker, who has been hired to fund my casino.

[StrangerCoug]

I decide my casino needs high-rollers tables as a result.

RichardGHP's hill. My job at the rebuilt casino, in which RichardGHP won a fortune, resulting in me putting in high-rollers tables in the casino. Feirei's non-disgusting self. theaceofspades' life and career as an investment banker, who has been hired to fund my casino.

[StrangerCoug]

I decide that I need a house as well.

RichardGHP's hill. Feirei's job and my job at the rebuilt casino, in which RichardGHP won a fortune, resulting in me putting in high-rollers tables in the casino. Feirei's non-disgusting self. theaceofspades' life and career as an investment banker, who has been hired to fund my casino. The public's rave reviews of the casino because of Feirei and me. Feirei's house and my house across the street.

[StrangerCoug]

I declare the evictions null and void.

No one's hill. My job at the rebuilt casino. Feirei's house and my house across the street. theaceofspades' ban from the town.

[StrangerCoug]

I throw a welcome back party for vonflare.

vonflare's hill and welcome back party. Rebuilt casino with jobs. Aces' ban.

[StrangerCoug]

I go on vacation.

vonflare's hill. vonflare's welcome party that he appreciate. The casino. Aces' ban. My vacation.

[StrangerCoug]

I have theaceofspades arrested for stalking me and destroy The Sugar Bowl.

vonflare's hill. vonflare's welcome part that he appreciates. The casino. theaceofspades' ban. Me on vacation, in possession of The Sugar Bowl before I destroyed it. The prison somewhere in which theaceofspades is incarcerated for stalking me.

[StrangerCoug]

I come back from vacation, set up a hammock on the hill and take a nap in it.

Vonflare's hill and appreciated welcome party. The casino. Me back from vacation in possession of a thank you note from theaceofspades. My hammock in which I am napping.