Yet Another Dance of the Title Fairy: Change Up

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My favorites are Hydrated and We the Purple. Simple and to the point. If I were to choose,

We the Purple

is way better than hydrated, in my opinion. I think it reflects her better.

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Nominate: all the applicable hydrae for

We the Purple

Srsvote. 2nd.

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Nom Maestro for

Sass Master

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A nom is a nom Sassy Molassy

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STOP RUINING MY FUN. You don't get to say anything until there's 5 anyway. <3

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That's not actually why I wanted to give him that title. In his mafia games, he just loses his shit and goes all caps for paragraphs at a time. Definitely a sassy pants.

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Yes I know, but at the drop of a hat? He does it in GD too XD

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I'm not nomming them am I? I nommed him for something that describes him (and I've been calling him sassy since I got here - no one else). Just because other people do it too doesnt mean the title doesnt fit. It fits very well. Do you have any better ideas?

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Okay fine. Axe it then. Sorry M. Going away now.

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I'm not nomming them am I? I nommed him for something that describes him (and I've been calling him sassy since I got here - no one else). Just because other people do it too doesnt mean the title doesnt fit. It fits very well. Do you have any better ideas?

Every other player on the site has anger issues. It's kind of an insult to say that the most notable thing about Maestro is how he doesn't stand out in a group of randomly chosen scummers.

Oh yeah. Cuz that is totally what I was saying.

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I'm not sure smileys are allowed (or even technically doable) in titles. I can't think of a single example.

Hoopla.

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counter-nom

Metaphorically Speaking

for Bert

This one is AWESOME.

Seconded

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I'd like to

nominate piratemollie for Ms. Altslip

soooo many... sooooooooooo many examples. In my memory, at least 50 in the last 2 weeks. <3

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I'd like to

nominate piratemollie for Ms. Altslip

soooo many... sooooooooooo many examples. In my memory, at least 50 in the last 2 weeks. <3

This really isn't unique to mollie, though. Ghostlin and ffery do it just as often. Marangal as well.

True, but I've never seen anyone do it as often as mollie does in any single game. The frequency of the slips, page after page, as well as the amount of different mollie-alts that will appear in any one game

is

unique to her, imo.

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nominate piratemollie for

Ms. Faraday

.

The levels on the injokes mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

I actually kinda like this one.

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The 2nd one is kind of funny, but he would never go for either of them.

Yeah but that second one is great lol

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Awwww

WWMD

?

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2nd Scripsi, ergo sum

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I mentioned to someone recently Tamuz should get

Hall Monitor

for a title because I always see him laying down the law in threads, but I don't really know him and it's kind of mean now that I think about it. I thought it was funny at the time.

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Aww but the title is so indicative of her excited, enthusiastic personality. I love it.

2nd "And one more thing!!!"

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Oh damn.

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I'd much prefer

I am the Waffle

for AP.

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He's a waffle man. Apparently, from talking to other people about his play, this is not a unique thing to just a single game or two. His play is like watching a schizo trying to decide what to eat first at a buffet, and its not just limited to D1 like most people. It's every day of the game. I'll dig up some examples. You could be completely and utterly obvtown and he will call you scum in one post, town in the next, and on over for days on end until you die (or he does).

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You know, thinking about it, it's not so much that he waffles because he waffles, he waffles because paranoia. The waffling is just an insane side effect

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Ok.

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I like picture perfect, that's a good one.

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2nd Photogenic

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nth Hammering while Hammered

but if he doesn't like that one, I think

Trigger Happy

is another great one for him.

Besides drunk posting, he is notorious for coming out of nowhere to hammer just for the sake of hammering. It happens in like every single game multiple times.

And when he gets vig, he shoots the first person he sees. It's descriptive of him enough that people make jokes about it all the time, so I don't even wanna hear about how "so and so does that too" cuz that shit is dumb and all my noms get shot down. If it fits, it fits. Who cares if someone else happens to do the same thing. If they were so known for that, then they'd have the title, wouldn't they?

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And Trigger Happy can be applied to hammering for the sake of hammering as well, I think.

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Is it Hammering Hammered or Hammering While Hammered?

Whichever, I like them both. I just think it's kind of a mouthful. Trigger Happy might imply a gun but it also means acting on the slightest provocation.

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I can't think of anything at the moment that would encompass both

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That's even more wordy lol...

I also like just

Hammered

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<3

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I like Double Double the best

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I think

Sweetheart

is waaaaaay better for Tammy.

'specially since a waffling-relating title for AP was shot down...

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I think

Sweetheart

is waaaaaay better for Tammy.

'specially since a waffling-relating title for AP was shot down...

If you're going to do something, do it right.

Oh hush. I'm corny and bad at thinking stuff.

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Oh lol I thought you crackin on my shitty title noms for AP.

but yeah I kind of agree with you there.

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KEEP CALM AND WAFFLE ON

I actually... really like this one.

2nd

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hahahaha i love

waffles, dammit

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Metal Sonic ->

Not the Blue Blur

We should give him the exact opposite of what he wants.

Orange in Sharp Contrast

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Nominate Psyche for

King Troll

Greatest Troll Ever

Lord of the Trolls

Skullduggery

I have always felt that Psyche is the most subtle Internet troll I've ever met. Brilliantly so.

It's not often I see a first suggestion this perfect.

NTH

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Aside from an amused bystander: technically Wet Blanket for FakeGod got five supporters.

No, I don't have anything helpful to say.

I was going to nth it but thought maybe it was a little mean.

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If who had a title it should be something like

Yes?

See... this is exactly what. He does this all the time.

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If who had a title it should be something like

Yes?

See... this is exactly what. He does this all the time.

Yup.

Second

This is the only one I like.

3rd

My post could be considered a second, but just for good measure,

nth Yes? for Who

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I think

obvtown

would be way better for notscience!

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obvtown is a shit title because multiple people use that as their gimmick, it's not in any way shape or form unique to notscience.

thanks!

ns is the only one i would think of that it actually applies to. not only does he say it all the time, but when he's town, he really is obvtown.

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But only if it's lowercase.

of course

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Nominate borkjerfkin for:

Herder of Cats

i dont get it

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You were even in the game that started this title nom >.>

yeah.... i don't remember and i think bork deserves better. i don't even know what that's about, and if it's really just based on one thing that happened in one game, is it really title-worthy, to define a player's entire presence on the site?

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I keep doing it.

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What part of the title runs even the slightest risk of not paying tribute to your current one?

the space

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Also

;;

Yeah, but i still dont want it anyways besides that one thing it doesnt really fit to me if that makes any sense, idk.

I mean im honored, but at the same time I really just dont like it /:

you'll take your title and like it!

some people don't even get nominated

(jkilydon'thateme)

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-.- don't be a jerk. i was referring to specific other people i know and talk to who have mentioned that in all their years on this site have never been nominated for a title.

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stahpit

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omg lol...

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House of Lies will look bad under her name

this is what i was thinking

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Hahaha oh yes nth N's title

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When I think of N I think of awesome avatars. But avatar titles are frowned upon

When I think of N, I think of shitty jokes games.

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Trolls don't deserve a title; don't reward bad behaviour.

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N&N's

!!!

Sorry, I couldn't help it.

I lol'd

second

I'd

third

that.

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Nominate Antihero for Lecherous Degenerate

^ this is me btw.

another one would be

Moment of Insanity

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ahaha that's pretty good too

I was also thinking, along the same lines as Moment of Insanity,

Temporary Insanity

or somthing like that.

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IS THIS THE SCUMMIES THREAD NOW!?

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game of the year doesn't get awarded to anyone anymore

why not

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liar man

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I want to make a new title thread.

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why would sheets be a superior title to shades?

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What's This Thread For?

This thread is only for the nomination and discussion of titles. I will be deleting any off-topic posts and will remove any repeat offenders from the thread.

LIES.

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D:

I'm just mad that my nomination for Anti got passed over by damn scummies discussion!

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Maybe it got passed over because it wasn't good.

If that was the case, why did nobody say so?

Also you are mean. Don't be mean to me.

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I'm sorry but Snark Attack is just too good

i thought this happened...