Worst role ideas?

[vonflare]

You are

GabeN

.

If anyone uses the number 3, you reactively dayvig them.

If anyone posts and the post number contains only 3s (3, 33, 333, etc) you will reactively dayvig them.

If anyone mentions Riot or LoL, you dayvig yourself.

You win if 3 different living players have simultaneous posts that contain "60% off!"

[vonflare]

You are

Apple Autocorrect

.

You keep get so your do have really job for for deboned ash let economic koala.

You win with the town.

[Jeanne11]

You are

AF man

You must post one April Fool joke per day. If you fail to do this, you die immediately.

[lufan131]

Three third party roles.

You are a

Triangle

.

Your posts must have either the word triangle, number 3, or exactly 3 words. If someone calls you out for it, you dayvig them.
You're a mason with 3 people, all who have triangle themed roles.
If any of your mason friends die, you die too.

You are the second

Triangle

You can choose a player, and they're allowed to target 3 people with the role. All your posts have to have a word repeated 3 times.
You're a mason with 3 people, all who have triangle themed roles.
If any of your mason friends die, you die too.

You are the third

Triangle

You can vote for 3 people at a time, but your votes can't stack. Anyone who notices dayvigs you. All your posts must have either triangle, number 3, a word repeated 3 times or exactly 3 words.
You're a mason with 3 people, all who have triangle themed roles.
If any of your mason friends die, you die too.

[vonflare]

You are the

the hypotenuse

If anyone says (TanØ O/A) or √(A^2+B^2), you die.

You win with the Triangles.

[Titus]

You are the power of town.

You know all scum. But unfortunately when each scum gets lynched, they have a vengekill. If the scum vengekills you, town lose. If all scum are lynched and you are alive, town wins.

EDIT: Note that if power of town gets killed or lynched, town can still win.

This is in Resistance.

[Untrod Tripod]

You are the power of town.

You know all scum. But unfortunately when each scum gets lynched, they have a vengekill. If the scum vengekills you, town lose. If all scum are lynched and you are alive, town wins.

EDIT: Note that if power of town gets killed or lynched, town can still win.

This is in Resistance.

someone was just telling me about Resistance! I want to use Merlin in a mafia game.

[LucianRoy]

You are Batman.

You are a miller.

That's all.

(I always wanted to see someone claim to be a miller with the stupidest role name.)
Worse roles on the way.

[LucianRoy]

You are a vegetable.
You are town hated, mute, voteless, macho, bulletproof miller.
You know all the names of the mafia, but you can't say them.
If you post anything in the thread, you automatically die.
If you do anything at all, you automatically die.

All you can do is watch the town burn at the hands of the scum you can see, and there's nothing you can do about it.

[LucianRoy]

You are Adam Sandler.

Each night you can choose to either be protected by the confines of a grade school, or take a pot shot with your driver.
The school will protect you from any, and all abilities targeted at you. The driver-shot serves as a random kill.

You win when you complete grade school.

[LucianRoy]

You are the Hash Slinging Slasher.
Every night, you can kill one person who chooses to take out the trash. Your weapon of choice is a rusty spatula.

[LucianRoy]

You are The Nosy Housewife: a town role which is able to view a copy of one randomly selected letter that is sent within the night phase. However, this is a day ability, so the message that was intercepted will be revealed at the end of the day. If you are still alive night three, you are able to send one message to you husband, the Mailman. On night five, if still alive, you are able to send one message to any player of your choice. The mailman will be revealed to you at the beginning of the game.

[Guyett]

You are LucianRoy, you make shit roles.
You win if one of your roles makes it into a game

[T S O]

Oh my fucking god Guyett just won

[Guyett]

[LucianRoy]

You are LucianRoy, you make shit roles.
You win if one of your roles makes it into a game

I thought this was the shit roles thread?

[Cheery Dog]

You are a vegetable.
You are town hated, mute, voteless, macho, bulletproof miller.
You know all the names of the mafia, but you can't say them.
If you post anything in the thread, you automatically die.
If you do anything at all, you automatically die.

All you can do is watch the town burn at the hands of the scum you can see, and there's nothing you can do about it.

How do Macho and Bulletproof go in the same role?

[vonflare]

You are a vegetable.
You are town hated, mute, voteless, macho, bulletproof miller.
You know all the names of the mafia, but you can't say them.
If you post anything in the thread, you automatically die.
If you do anything at all, you automatically die.

All you can do is watch the town burn at the hands of the scum you can see, and there's nothing you can do about it.

How do Macho and Bulletproof go in the same role?

[GuyInFreezer]

Worst =/= shit

[Psyche]

worst does = shittiest, though

[ZZZX]

You are

Cursed Sword Townie

You have a cursed sword you can try to kill someone with. If you hit scum then they will die and you can hit someone else with it. If you hit town then you and your target will die and the sword will be passed to a random townie who will lose his current role and become a cursed sword townie. If you don't use your sword you will die by the night (and you cant be protected from it).

Any roles that remove poison or curses will remove the sword.

You win with the town

[ZZZX]

worst does = shittiest, though

worst can be fun.

shitty cant

@solved

[Psyche]

if you wanna decide that's what words mean i can't disagree with you

[TierShift]

psyche, don't argue semantics and then accuse others of semantics when they respond

[Psyche]

I'm not arguing semantics as much as I'm pointing out that other arguments by semantics are mediocre.