Micro 507: Lazy Mod Mafia - Game Over

[Malakittens]

VOTE: Sala

You are doing it wrong.

Okay so I'm going to get right to the chase. It's REALLY, REALLY, REALLY important that we lynch scum today. So please no quickhammers etc.

[Malakittens]

It's Sala.

He's a jester.

He always trolls.

Never take him seriously

[Malakittens]

Actually Fire is pretty new, so I kinda expect that reaction out of a newbie.

Now to determine if that's a town or a scum reaction.

[Malakittens]

VOTE: sala

Voting the double-voter?

Why is voting the double voter, wrong?

The alignment could be town or scum. Has a shot at being either.

[Malakittens]

hype,hype.

okay there better be a ton of posts by the time i wake up

tia!

[Malakittens]

Kyn don't role fish me.

[Malakittens]

In post 41, Malakittens wrote:
Kyn don't role fish me.

I feel like this is interesting. Very interesting. I have no clue what it says about you though.

It says that I'm town and don't like bullshit questions about conditions etc, etc.

[Malakittens]

Also, Sala looks like scum.

So, we should probably get some votes on him.

Hm. Our reads semi aligned this game (I know it's early).

[Malakittens]

I don't like Sala.
I think fire could be town (not sure if that was Plot's read actually)
I'm also agreeing that the Kynd rolefish could be from town (although I don't like it to begin with)

[Malakittens]

We go through this every single game. Stop putting me in your lynch pool because when we play together I'm never scum. It's freaking getting old.

[Malakittens]

I'm stating that the tunneling is old. you can't read me for shit, but you still continue to scum read me every game. I don't know maybe try getting a new way of trying to read me or cut the crap because 9/10 chances you have been wrong. (It's true guyssss)

[Malakittens]

Nawp

[Malakittens]

The bbt/plot hydra will be my rock this game, my sound of reason. So I wanna work together with them sooner than later! <3
(Even if BBt scum reads me!)

[Malakittens]

Yeah I'll try the time difference might screw it :p

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I really don't see that as being true Sala.

[Malakittens]

Ploti you'll understand when/if I flip. Rght now I really only know your hydra, Sala, GP and who. Out of all of you I trust you guys more than them.

[Malakittens]

Sala can I make two suggestions?

1. Leave Ploti alone.
2. Don't use your shot if you are town and we mislynch town on D1 or else you basically fuck up numbers and don't give us a fighting chance. your so called role has so much negative utility there's no way for it to *help* town.

[Malakittens]

Which makes me wonder why the hell you'd a) chose those modifiers on that role or even decide if a suicide was even a good idea, but thanks for the possible troll-sent-in-PM!

(tbh I kinda want to see this game ran as a mini or something, would be p coool)

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mala 79 are you buddying us? because i want these words to be true but you and bbt are gearing up to tunnel each other and now you're being cuddily and i like cuddily better than tunnelly but am confused.

Btw I was never gearing up to tunnel you guys. I don't tunnel (town) reads unless I eat paranoia flakes. BBT has a tendency to tunnel me in games so i was preempting to avoid that

[Malakittens]

BBT isn't Ploti.
How did you end up with all the other crap on it. Or a regular night vig? I mean really wtf man.

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I mean I really just want to lynch you on policy alone with how ANTI-TOWN THE ROLE IS.

[Malakittens]

So where does the weak or suicide come in.

I REALLY DOUBT YOURE A FUCKING VIG

[Malakittens]

even though the role with the modifiers is really bad.

Weak dies when it targets town
Suicidal dies regardless
A vig kills a player.

It's terrible.

[Malakittens]

i meant scum

dont try to mafia in between league games

[Malakittens]

Tunneling is focusing on a player and trying to find the scummy behavior that surrounds their actions. It's looked down on because players will excuse most behavior to support their tunnel
Policy lynch is literally lynching someone for certain behavior.

Expect I'm not trying to policy lynch him for behavior. I'm trying to policy lynch him because his role doesn't help town unless he's leashed and doesn't use his shot at night. It literally is the worst thing, worse than a thousand year old egg that they had to eat on the amazing race last season.

[Malakittens]

Can we lynch Sala now?

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Okay I'm pretty sure that fire is partners with Sala. Hasnt grasped yet why Sala needs death unless he obeys being leashed.

[Malakittens]

Oh im pretty sure I won't be here tonight. Im sleeping over a friends house who I know doesn't have wifi.

[Malakittens]

Touchy. I never once called you a 'newb' persay. I just prior said your reaction is pretty good for someone with a younger join date than most players in this game.

Idk don't gI've me the 'I'm too scummy to be scum' excuse. Scum have coached and buddy, it's possible. But do you see why the only reason for Sala to live is if he promises not to shoot. I'm really Sure that's he's scum with a possible extra VIG shot or a super strong role, but I can tell you that the chances of him being town with a Vig shot is very low.

[Malakittens]

Oh god I wish I wasn't mobile because I want to channell mollie really badly right now.

-channels-

(Insert a seat with a spotlight image here)

Have a seat. We gotta talk.

His role doesn't give any information at all.

The weak modifier is very similar to a hider (which is a variant of a cop). If weak targets scum he dies.

unless he's adding suicidial in. He means he dies anyways.

A VIg shot kills whoeever.

what im trying to tell you is he is 98% likely not to be a vig. He's lying about that.

Number crunch time!!

If we have two scum, one SK and rest town numbers are: 2:1:6 if there's no SK it's 2:7. (Most likely the later)

If we lynch town. Numbers probably go down to 2:1:5 or 2:6. If he dies and shoots town it goes down to 2:1:3 (this doesn't include the scum kill or SK mind you) or 2:4.

First scenario is a death wish. Second one is also.

His role is too ducking unbalanced to be true.

Make sense...?

[Malakittens]

So Sala you're either being lynched unless you want to tell me that what you claimed is bullshit and untrue. Or for some magically unreal reality that you were an unlucky dragon to get that role you don't use your shot and take one for the team.

Pick your poison.

[Malakittens]

Yet you're still fucking dodging.

[Malakittens]

dont hammer yet ols

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Ya'know maybe I talked too soon about BC town.

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Maybe. Just maybe if I feel like explaining.

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Uh fire you don't have one vote on you???

[Malakittens]

He didn't get a vig.

[Malakittens]

Hey fire can you not answer for me?

It's not policy considering im a vig. Also all the setup spec makes sense.

[Malakittens]

I mean sure you can answer / comment when the question isn't directed at you and only when that person answers because otherwise this looks like coaching etc.

[Malakittens]

I mean sure you can answer / comment when the question isn't directed at you and only when that person answers because otherwise this looks like coaching etc.

Comments like this make me think you are town, but also give me worried opinion.

Like that you think I am scum and don't want to be associated with me or something. Idk

Yea because I don't want to be set up as a fake-associative tell when you flip scum. You are giving me a weird vibe anyways so I kinda don't trust you.

oh so 2 vig claims? does this seem legit to you or shoukd we assume one is SK?
or lying?

He's lying. I been kinda saying that for the whole game now...?

actually if none retracts then

I'm a vig <3

I didn't see that. . I should pay attention more.
When did sal claim Vig I?

Uh interesting. This has been the major discussion of all the game. I'm not sure how you missed it. You are too busy calling me out for wanting to policy lynch Sala. I think you are scum just not reading. So yeah.

Cool, the person bitching that vigs are anti-Town is a vig.

Mala cross me.

I'm not saying that

all

vigs are anti-town. I'm saying the fucking modifiers you have on your so called 'claim' is fucking terrible. I mean if you are really a suicidal weak vig. Just don't shoot at all. You aren't helping town, you'll be helping scum. Yet you seem to keep dodging EVERY FUCKING TIME I SAY IT.

Im the town vig. You are the SK.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. So I must be the SK that counter claimed you basically the post after you claimed, yeah okay.

eat rope scumbag <3

(Also noticing ASP hasn't chimed in, yet is on site~)

[Malakittens]

Yeah, sala should hold off on being trigger happy if he is vig.

Though I am not totally buying hat claim.

Why claim so early?

Can we lynch Sala now?

No, we can wait on sala.

Lynch me tomorrow if i am lying

Don't shoot anyone yet!!!!

Touchy. I never once called you a 'newb' persay. I just prior said your reaction is pretty good for someone with a younger join date than most players in this game.

Idk don't gI've me the 'I'm too scummy to be scum' excuse. Scum have coached and buddy, it's possible. But do you see why the only reason for Sala to live is if he promises not to shoot. I'm really Sure that's he's scum with a possible extra VIG shot or a super strong role, but I can tell you that the chances of him being town with a Vig shot is very low.

Assuming that is true that he has extra shot, that makes the mafia pretty op in this. which should mean town has some equal power to match that.

I doubt his day 1 claim is false. Day 1 claims get you killed in my experience he is either trying to direct NK towards him, or he is what he says he is.

We could go with no lynch and ask him to shoot specific player to confirm the Vigo part.

I don't think there's been a Vigo claim.

I didn't see that. . I should pay attention more.
When did sal claim Vig I?

So these posts up here pretty much tell me you aren't reading what you are posting, or aren't remembering what you are posting. You commented a few times on Sala's claim. So either you are his partner and know he's not a real vig or you are in too many games that you can't keep your games straight and don't remember anything.

[Malakittens]

Ok, let me shoot Mala and when I die N1, Ill remove the SK for you.

I'll strongarm your fucking lynch before you think you can kill me. Unlike you I have a perfect record of being a vig. I have never landed a shot on town, (I came close twice [both times I were in a hydra], but they got blocked).

Sala you are fucking smarter than this, so good god if you are fucking town use your brain.

[Malakittens]

You understand when I flip town, youre getting speedlynched right?

Well good thing I won't be speedlynched since you won't flip town.
If you are town with this shit modifiers on the role than it's because you put them there and not the mod and you deserved to be lynched!
Thirdly i'd still be part of the game even if I die <333

[Malakittens]

Unless the mod is fuckery this is true.

My role pm tells me I'm a town vig.

Like I said eat rope and die, k?

[Malakittens]

Town full vig that can only shoot once per at night.
I have another ability that has nothing to do with the vig.

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So why did you say you are suicidal or a weak?

Why do you keep changing your story...?

[Malakittens]

Where is the weak/suicidal part...?

KEEP YOUR STORIES STRAIGHT.

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Because he knows he's too deep in his lies to weasel out!

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Where is the weak/suicidal part...?

[Malakittens]

nope

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if he flips town, I won't be shooting.
If he flips SK I wont be shooting either most lieky

js

[Malakittens]

KEEP DODGING SALA

its not anti-town. It's my belief not to shoot N1 unless scum is lynched D1

[Malakittens]

Where is the weak/suicidal part...?

[Malakittens]

He's still dodging.

[Malakittens]

just hammer he wont stop dodging.

[Malakittens]

._.

okay so the mod put two vigs in the game.

I didn't shoot btw. I usually never do on N1 w/o a scum flip D1.

[Malakittens]

Nice, no one died.

Well so we lynched Sla.
That was bad.
Did anyone listen to me?
Nope!

well two things:

1. My role and his didn't match up since his role directly CC'd mine.
2. He shouldn't have kept lying and trolling the game. I gave him quite a few shots to let him live, but hey he kept ignoring me!

[Malakittens]

VOTE: PB

wtf did you do to my shot -.-

[Malakittens]

IDK how the fuck you can think I'm scum with a 3party flipped and ASP flipped.

2:1:1:6 would be highly unbalanced.

It's not my fault that the mod put two vigs in the game and PB apparently knows that I'm actually a vig, so lets end the game and lynch him~

[Malakittens]

welp i can't math either

2:1:1:5

[Malakittens]

Seriously.

Im a ducking vig and when I die I can share a PT with someone living.

[Malakittens]

There would have been no reason for acum me to CC SALA as hard as I was.

There's no way I can be an SK because the numbers don't match up.

PB makes sense for a bulletproof scum since there's two cigs in the game tbh

[Malakittens]

Yes phone thank you for freezing while I was rage posting because doing that and then deleting what I had written out is great

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Kyndy

Why are you ingoring game play?!

I mean you are literally giving scum the win by hammering me.

What sucks is being lynched is the setup fucking me over. Not my play. The ticking setup. Putting two vigs in it

[Malakittens]

No, I think you are town. Im concerned that kyndy isnt Putin any consideration in what you are posting.

[Malakittens]

Sala tbh I don't even want you near me right now after that excuse of a play in the newbie game. You way crossed the line there.

[Malakittens]

Yeah gg everyone

<3

i actually enjoyed the game besides the CC'ing and then him actually flipping town ;-;

[Malakittens]

Eh, I don't really like to waste shots. A lot of people play the vig role terrible and it affects the outcomes of the game dramatically. So I kinda try to be as precise as I can and shoot prtty accurately. Tbh i was really on the fence about him flipping town and scum. :\

But i mean if i ever get a vig role and sala is in the game i'll probably just shoot him 'cuz he was pretty toxic in the newbie game ;-;

[Malakittens]

Ploti we should hydra and/or play more games together ^_^

[Malakittens]

I'm at my max atm which apparently is 5. I need to drop down at least 2-3 more games~