Blitz 9: KATSUKI'S MADNESS PREQUEL-DICE OF FATE-GAME OVER

[MattP]

VOTE: Starbuck

[MattP]

These are the three weakest links

Katsuki didn't actually tell you what you got yesterDay did he?

??

[MattP]

Waste the dayvig

Shoot syryana

[MattP]

Hey mod, can we get a VC pls

If you did something last night to me I didnt receive notification no

pedit: hai mod you're missing one vote on starbuck <3

[MattP]

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[MattP]

Dude at least give me a treatable STD, not cool

[MattP]

I gave you the clap. You will die at the end of the phase.

):

[MattP]

Ive seen ythan crush ants

It was pretty scary

[MattP]

Lets just say you don't want to be an ant when Ythan is around

[MattP]

I actually don't kill ants anymore but I will crush you as Juan crushes an ant.

Juan sounds like a nasty dude

[MattP]

Come on Matt her dog died. And she's teaching children robotics.

But now syryana is saying he gave me something last night!

[MattP]

p ridic for a role to exist that gifts things AND can stop lynches lol

[MattP]

That's not what I do, matt.

But you gave me something last night and can prevent mollie from dying?

[MattP]

That's not what I do, matt.

But you gave me something last night and can prevent mollie from dying?

I gave you something. I never said it was last night. Today it's going to mollie.

did u give it to me bc of dgb?

[MattP]

Ok fine lets lynch starbuck this sounds legit with the setup

[MattP]

I dont

How much monopoly money do you want ythan

[MattP]

Turn that smile upside down.

i'm literally trembling with disappointment at you right now

[MattP]

I called your iso vacuous, not you vacuous, it's not in any way a personal attack

After a certain point, it's not up to everyone else in the game to ask you questions to make you generate content. You should be generating content actively, not in passive response to questions asked. Here's a question - Starbuck, can you actively scum hunt for the next 15 pages?

[MattP]

inconsistent narrative re dgb, blind walk onto my wagon when he should know better, halfhearted iecerint scumspicion

why shouldn't matt have voted you there as town?

Yeah, actually even if I don't trust nacho at all this is a true point

@Kanye, just because I voted you doesn't mean I wanted you lynched - votes mean virtually nothing, you know that

obv lambda troll. dangerous spot to be messing w. that kind those kinda votes. maybe im oversensitive to fake guilties on me but thats a recipe for a dumb idiot quicklynch and i woulda thought you would be more aware of it.

I think I have a lot more faith in this player list than you!

[MattP]

Either that or you have weirdly unrealistic expectations of me

[MattP]

Cool, so now you're getting modkilled or you were faking the restriction

._.

You don't get me

Whatever happened to us

[MattP]

I'm not going to argue with you about my meta any further than this iece but you haven't played with me in awhile and you know nothing about it. If you looked at any of my scum games in the last year you would see the distinction immediately

[MattP]

I'm not going to argue with you about my meta any further than this iece but you haven't played with me in awhile and you know nothing about it. If you looked at any of my scum games in the last year you would see the distinction immediately

Gosh matty so testy.

(:

[MattP]

There's too many stupid roles in this game

Is there even any room for non stupid roles?

[MattP]

I bet my role is less stupid than urs

[MattP]

Because if theres no room for non stupid roles then llds claim is stupid

[MattP]

Ya I'm talking about the Miller claim

I guess it doesn't matter now anyway

[MattP]

I only joined this game bc I thought it was a joke

[MattP]

This whole "Spiffeh is being so weird" thing has gone on since like D1 and you've still not managed to put forth any sort of new development on that stance during that time, like - I don't know - a read?

[MattP]

This whole "Spiffeh is being so weird" thing has gone on since like D1 and you've still not managed to put forth any sort of new development on that stance during that time, like - I don't know - a read?

I said that I can see it coming from a town stand point, and hence my nonvote on Spiffeh.

I feel like you guys aren't really reading what I've said.

But if that's the case then why do you keep bringing up how weird it is

It's so weird to me that you haven't like come to terms with your hesitations over 2 full days and moved onto something else

This is why I think you're scum, your play is so stagnated

[MattP]

Whoever is scum this game, they're playing well

[MattP]

Unless dave is scum

[MattP]

[VC]

~duckcake

[MattP]

@Starbuck - I mean you just have been talking about the same things over and over and I never see you add anything new to what you've been saying

Like even if you're just responding to questions I don't understand why you engaging those questions hasn't caused you to generate new content to the people asking those questions (like why aren't you scumhunting the question-askers) or why answering questions has prevented you from initiating new strings of conversation outside of the passive role of answering questions

[MattP]

Whoever is scum this game, they're playing well

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The fact that I'm having a hard time parsing out obvious scum? Like is this a serious question?

[MattP]

And everyone is putting in effort so its not like they're lurking their way into my periphery - other than dave

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Who do you think is not putting forth effort

What is even the point of this string of conversation

[MattP]

I sympathize Starbuck, I just want to see you do something

[MattP]

I think Starbuck is town. I think scum are somewhere in Nacho, Icerint, LLD (are we not lynching liars?), and Syryana.

The idea of me not putting in effort is laughable. You try pushing people while being cute and fluffy at the same time. I'm a logical player with next to no data. I'm putting in effort to make sense of it, but garbage data in means garbage conclusions out. If I survive enough flips it will be a different story.

Throwback to Reasonably Rational in that last game you/me/spiffeh were in together

[MattP]

You know what ya whatever

VOTE: davesaz

[MattP]

I am completely in agreement with spiffeh here

[MattP]

mollie, how positive are you that Syryana can save you?

Why would Mollie be the person to ask this to

She has no more info than you

[MattP]

Because the same question was asked of me. Why can't I ask it of her?

Idk what you're talking about, but if you're talking about what I think you're talking about I think people were asking you that to scumhunt you, not to weigh your opinion when deciding if syryana's claim was legitimate

How do you know that she has no more info than me?

Because I'm good at inferencing things

[MattP]

That's different

[MattP]

No, the quote you posted is objectively different than what you asked of mollie

I am trying to really get a sense of you

[MattP]

That's different

Why is it different?

Why are you making assumptions as to if they wanted my honest opinion or if they were scumhunting?

>.>

Nacho asked you why you thought saving Mollie was a bullshit reason to lynch you (which in its own right is a ridic question bc your answer would obviously be, "because I'm town")

You are asking Mollie if she believe Syryana's claim is true

Those are two objectively different questions

I'm not answering for anyone or jumping to any assumptions, I'm reading plain text

[MattP]

You try pushing people while being cute and fluffy at the same time.

Vote: Davesaz

I'm curious why this is what compelled your wagon change when you were so determined that Star was scum

[MattP]

(which in its own right is a ridic question bc your answer would obviously be, "because I'm town")

"because I'm town" isn't the type of response people usually have to "why is my reasoning on you being scum bad"?

Yes it is when the reasoning is, "Lets lynch Starbuck because we can do it while keeping Mollie alive", which is the quoted reasoning in this context You could have a thousand other reasons for wanting Starbuck dead, but those weren't the reasons Starbuck was rejecting in the situation quoted

[MattP]

Rereading the quote more closely your reasoning has a lot more depth than what I was giving it credit for, apologies

It still isn't comparable to what Star is asking of Mollie right now

[MattP]

mollie, how positive are you that Syryana can save you?

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Man you must be townreading me so hard, how does it feel to have such a strong townread on a hero like me? Do you want my autograph?

[MattP]

[:

[MattP]

I JUST WANT DAVE DEAD

[MattP]

VOTE: Starbuck

[MattP]

P:

[MattP]

Everyone agreeing on Dave makes me really nervous

And Syryana, if town, needs to be alive when we kill Star so PM can remain alive

I think it's the right move today

[MattP]

It will be much worse if we decide Star needs death down the line.

[MattP]

I believe Syryana is telling the truth about the mechanics of his role

What his alignment is is another story

But you not even believing his role is ridic to me

[MattP]

I think you're town, I believe your push on dave

I just think you're wrong about syry

[MattP]

Everyone agreeing on Dave makes me really nervous

Everyone as in me/DGB?
How would you defend Dave if you were his scum buddy?

I don't like that everyone was content on Star and as soon as I pushed Dave everyone flipped over

It makes me feel like its recipe for mislynch

[MattP]

I never said I believe Syryana's play is townlike :/ I believe the mechanics of his role

Like, are you seriously doubting me right now?

[MattP]

Like if you think he made up that role, or that that role doesn't fit very nicely with DGB's and PM/Star in a 13p Idk what to say dawg

[MattP]

That's meaningless right now isn't it.

Matt.

Why? Syryana blocked PM's death, and I think PM is town and I have problems with Star

Dave is marginally scummier imo than Star, but I would prefer strategically to lynch Star today based on our situation.

why is it meaningless?

[MattP]

Yea but he's voting dave now when he really didnt need to, he had every right to stay on star given his role

So how does that make u feel

[MattP]

[MattP]

VOTE: davesaz

[MattP]

You're not going to get the votes.

[MattP]

Spiffeh lets just wrap this up

[MattP]

While I would love to reaction test dave right now, it's L-1 because I unvoted and then revoted since the last VC

So you need to vote

[MattP]

I love cupcakes and duckcakes

[MattP]

If Star is scum I think Ythan is scum btw fyi

[MattP]

I dont understand ythan's logic at all yesterday about how he didnt trust syry and was so averse to the starbuck lynch

[MattP]

Uh oh, I stopped caring about this game

[MattP]

I wish pirate mollie and I could just kill everyone else

Kanye could live too I guess

[MattP]

When do people get prodded again?

[MattP]

If a single cult flips I'm replacing out bc this wasn't advertised as a bastard game so dont u worry your little head off

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The zombie one? Ya I replaced out of that too!

Idk, but I had nothing to do with it. Someone should claim if they did ofc

[MattP]

lol I just had a huge moment of paranoia but nvr mind its not important

[MattP]

@mod: while you're here, what does a duck sneeze sound like? asking for a friend

[MattP]

yayyy!!!

[MattP]

I wish pirate mollie and I could just kill everyone else

Kanye could live too I guess

What am I, chopped liver?

Idk, are you???

[MattP]

VOTE: LLD

[MattP]

One of Kanye+Matt is scum, if not both.

You're better than that, sorry

[MattP]

i think ythan and lld r the scumteam is that kosher?

[MattP]

i think ythan and lld r the scumteam is that kosher?

You're better than this, Sorry.

Vote: MattP

Show me your full wrath

[MattP]

I like how I called DGB scum and she voted me and then I call you scum and you vote me

Is that like a normal playstyle thing?

[MattP]

Bc whether ur town or scum its just like laughable

[MattP]

I am fine with DGB/kanye/mollie/matt bloc and then wiping everyone else out with syryana being last

~~in a perfect world~~

[MattP]

Bc whether ur town or scum its just like laughable

Tell me Matt, for someone with so much confidence here, who is literally baiting me into a fight, why did you feel possessed to ask if "Ythan+LLD scumteam" was kosher?

Where did your confidence suddenly spring from? Was it just in reaction to my vote? Is that how town is supposed to act, Matt?

I would never sincerely ask for the world's opinion about whether the way I feel in a mafia game is "kosher"

[MattP]

And I'm "confident" with you because you're a strong headed person and that's the way you need to be approached.

If I was voting mollie I would have a completely different tone

But you know that

[MattP]

Ok then. Are you willing to trade your life for mine then?

Only if we're talking about RL and this is some sort of emotional blood ritual

[MattP]

Blood of the covenant, Matt.

But I'm serious. Are you willing to die for it? Are you that confident?

Because frankly, I don't care what your alignment is anymore, your attitude is pissing me off. I think you're probably scum, since that's the only reason I can see for you to work me up this way, but I just don't care.

So that's the deal. Your life for mine. Blood for blood, bullets for bullets.

Oh, really. Me voting you at some point in a game of mafia where I've already probably voted half the player list throughout is enough to make you vote me, think I'm scum, and piss you off

You thought I was town, up until this point.

You're seeking to put an end to this by making some sort of 1v1

when we've just started

. We're not emotional tweenagers playing our first game of mafia. 1v1 doesn't exist.

[MattP]

No, I don't do 1v1.

[MattP]

Your vote on me blows my mind. Why would you think it's more likely I'm scum than me being wrong town? Before this you had a town read.

[MattP]

Your vote on me blows my mind. Why would you think it's more likely I'm scum than me being wrong town? Before this you had a town read.

DrippingGoofball (7): MattP, Syryana, texcat, Ythan, Nachomamma8, Lady Lambdadelta, kanyeknowsbest

How many scum are on this wagon, Matt? How many scum voted DGB day one?

This is a funny question, because you think I'm scum, so why wouldn't you as town-LLD not already assume I'm going to follow my easy narrative and say Ythan and LLD?

[MattP]

So to answer your question the easy way, it's Ythan and LLD

[MattP]

(I'm drunk right now and I'm channeling my inner LLD so I apologize if I'm being too much of a dick, please deal until I'm sober tyia)

[MattP]

(not that LLD is a dick she is just very forthright and aggressive on reads ok sorry ilu)

[MattP]

So 2 is your answer, right?

I'm not looking for names, you miss the question.

I'm looking for a number.

I really haven't a clue if it's a weird 2:11 setup or a typical 3:10

I'll appropriately guess 2

[MattP]

¡!¡davesaz!¡! (7): Nachomamma8, DrippingGoofball, Ythan, Syryana, MattP, pirate mollie, Spiffeh

How many scum on this wagon, Matt? It formed realllllyyyyy fast.

This is a misleading question. The last three (iirc) votes were compromise votes due to deadline, myself included. I did not want a dave lynch yesterday.

[MattP]

Well its not a misleading question, it's just not a question reflective of anything useful. Of the first 5 votes I'll guess 1 or 2 votes but that depends upon what syry would flip. If syry is town its really indicative of nothing

[MattP]

I have no idea. These questions are pointless.

[MattP]

i hate this game

Suddenly I do too.

[MattP]

Oh I thought you meant the actual game (>o.o)>

[MattP]

I am fine with DGB/kanye/mollie/matt bloc and then wiping everyone else out with syryana being last

~~in a perfect world~~

Last question Matt: Given my town reads on DGB and Mollie, and given the wagons we've discussed, how likely do you think it is that at least one of the 4 people listed here is scum?

(That question is Rhetorical, and also serves as my answer for why townLLD is voting you).

Lol, that's not the reason you voted me. You were on a plane and not giving any attention to the game. You only voted me immediately following both myself and Kanye voted you at which point you said "Kanye and/or Matt are scum"

Give me a damn break

[MattP]

You think I don't think about the game over night?

I don't care about whether or not you think about the game over night, I care about the timing of your vote and the context of your vote. If kanye and I are the two voting you and you then immediately vote me and say "kanye and/or matt are scum" that is clearly a statistically significant finding, there's no random chance that you just happened to "think over night" about our two slots being scum and said so immediately after we both voted you.

And I can do the math and prove it if you're so inclined!

[MattP]

There was a 1.4% chance of that happening by random chance

[MattP]

You

just so happened

to think overnight that the two slots that voted you today, and you called out immediately thereafter, are scum

Ok!

[MattP]

*matt votes LLD*
*kanye votes LLD*

LLD: "Matt and/or

Spiffeh

are scum *votes Matt*"

Now THAT would have been a more believable story

[MattP]

I 1v1 everyone in this game, if everyone dies and theyre all town then PLEASE lynch me next

[MattP]

ok i take back my previous statement i hate this game.

Hmm?

I thought you wanted me to step up. Here I am, stepping up!

The statistical findings discovered here are good enough to be published in a top research journal

Should I submit them? You'll of course get second authorship

[MattP]

I 1v1 everyone in this game, if everyone dies and theyre all town then PLEASE lynch me next

I'm not asking to lynch you first.

I'm saying that I WILL VOTE MYSELF AND LYNCH MYSELF FIRST, and when I flip Town Miller, you die.

See how the order matters?

I only want to 1v1 on the condition that EVERYONE flips town miller though

[MattP]

But you're not a dick right?

It's just a game Matt, why are you so worked up?

I'm worked DOWN

I need more work!

[MattP]

When I first voted LLD today this was the third-to-last scenario I had in mind of how it would play out

[MattP]

I'm going to a boardgame night tonight and spending what limited time I have with Owner.

Have fun

[MattP]

When I first voted LLD today this was the third-to-last scenario I had in mind of how it would play out

Did the other two involve you suddenly becoming a bearable human being to be around?

before you give me a hard time for my play here please bear in mind how you've acted towards me in that last game, you ruined my life for a month. Like seriously, I only didn't replace out out of respect for the player list (it was half you half tierce but whatever). I still respect you and enjoy your presence, I hope that's mutual!

[MattP]

Like I would draw that comparison if I was scum

Whatever dawg, Ill ttyl

[MattP]

You berated me for pages and pages and pages and cursed at me and all caps

I wouldn't have brought it up if you didn't say I was intolerable right now

Its insanely irritating that you're calling my personal character into play when you are definitely in the same playing field

[MattP]

Me for 70.

yeah...for sure...

You don't agree?

I never interact with you and I gave you a 9 because of what you've done for the transgender community here. I'm one of probably many people who are an acquaintance of yours that view you very fondly

You're going to definitely at least make top 30

Just saying.

I really try not to let mafia games affect my opinions of people outside of games

[MattP]

Like, yeah, that was a rough game, but I was serious when I was saying I still really respect you

[MattP]

Im fucking tired

I had a huge exam this morning that marks the beginning of my winter break, I'm in medical school, I'm just completely beat and I haven't been able to sleep at all and I've been studying in a hole 14 hours a day

I can't portray the emotions you want from me right now, especially not over text, Im sorry if that's not good enough

[MattP]

Syryana said he blocked mollies death, and I believe Syryana is town, so I spoke in a definitive. Would you like it better if I started every line with "I think, but I'm not positive because I'm in the uninformed majority"? I love when people try using that logic as reason to rationalize a scumread

I also like Starbuck that you only jump on me as soon as LLD and I start crossvoting but for entirely unrelated reasons.

VOTE: Starbuck

[MattP]

Also, everyone voted Dave after I voted dave, that was the point, not that everyone voted Dave after I made a case on dave.

Your nitpicking is lazy and completely unbelievable, just like every one of your 2 dimensional pushes all game.

[MattP]

Sure, with less terrible content surrounding it. I want star dead, I'm done with her consistently subpar play. Let's solve the lover issue.

[MattP]

Sure as in, sure it was a weird vote. I think star is more consistently scummy than ythan.

[MattP]

and you don't think ythan's hop was sketchier?

and have you glanced at starbuck's meta at all?

In an ongoing game, yes. You now think Starbuck is town?

[MattP]

Why?

[MattP]

You're similar in that you're unsure with me or similar in that you agree with me?

I mean, the cases presented on me in the past 24 hours have unilaterally not made sense. Before that everyone had me as a townread. I don't understand how this 180 happened beyond opportunism.

[MattP]

Gotcha

[MattP]

VOTE: ythan

[MattP]

I don't think this is the case but I would think it's so adorbs in the end if mollie and nacho are scumbuddies ♡

[MattP]

why do you have to be just as bad as ythan at a moment you easily could have not been bad

[MattP]

I feel like we're all just really confident in our opinions and are really just kind of talking past each other and voting where we all individually have our hearts set. I mean, no wagons really form and there's not much pressure on any individual person. Maybe we're all just bored but it's hurting town. I'm part of the problem, but I just wanted to get it out there bc it's been something I've been thinking about for a few days.

[MattP]

Idk the exact vc but there are like 5 wagons right now and there's only 10 people in the game

[MattP]

meh

[MattP]

Yeah I think spiffy is scum now ah well

[MattP]

vacuous is a fun word

not as fun as innocuous tho

and vacuous starts with the same letters as vaccine

and innocuous starts with the same letters as inoculate

crazy!

this post is vacuous and innocuous too

[MattP]

Mollie, there are more votes on ythan than Spiffeh

Also I do think better players = that yeah

[MattP]

Haven't we hit the deadline? Mollie, I am fine with a Spiffeh lynch today.

[MattP]

Yeah, we've hit the deadline

Which makes me think ythan is scum considering the lynch didn't happen.

[MattP]

I wouldn't be surprised if both are scum

Also Yeah I'm fine with a Spiffeh lynch tomorrow

[MattP]

Jokes on you, I'm still posting!

[MattP]

All things aside I think scum played well

[MattP]

oh congrats

it wasn't obvious who won

I know we never lynched scum and my pool of handpicked neighborhood townies were all scum, but this is a cupcake game, I thought I should ask

Any time we ever crossvote in any game in the future can we assume we're both town? I think this is like the 3rd or 4th game this has happened.

[MattP]

And, also, this is the second game in a row that mollie and I were Town Lovers and people didn't kill me because they wanted to keep her alive.

Because, OMG, I can't ever be town apparently.

I actually thought you were scum because of that, I was like "there's no damn way this happened by coincidence"

[MattP]

Yeah it always starts with me suspecting you next time that happens you need to conftown me tia

[MattP]

And, also, this is the second game in a row that mollie and I were Town Lovers and people didn't kill me because they wanted to keep her alive.

Because, OMG, I can't ever be town apparently.

I actually thought you were scum because of that, I was like "there's no damn way this happened by coincidence"

Trust me, when I opened my Role PM, I let out a "What the FUCK?"

You and pirate mollie make such a beautiful couple :')

[MattP]

Poor kat