ITT: Inconsequential Crap

[Postie]

My childhood nursery rhymes made me think that Muffin Men would be a bigger deal than they turned out to be.

I actually just looked up Muffin Men to see what they were, expecting them to be some kind of obscure baked goods that I hadn't heard of. I'm an idiot.

[Postie]

I had a dream last night where psyche admitted he was actually a hydra of a bunch of different people.

[Postie]

I just managed to accidentally throw my phone over my shoulder and across the room like some kind of spring-loaded projectile. All our floors are hardwood, so I expected the worst as I turned around.
A single sock happened to be lying on the exact part of the floor that my phone landed on.

Thank you, Mr Sock. You are my hero.

[Postie]

I believe you're looking for this