ITT: Inconsequential Crap

Persivul · Post Post #4898 (isolation #0) » Tue Jan 19, 2016 5:44 am

In post 4877, Vi wrote:I am currently on Dick Pond Road.

Get T-shirts and sweatshirts in the shop at the end of it.

I'm having a hard time believing there is a God.

There's definitely a god.

Persivul · Post Post #4900 (isolation #1) » Tue Jan 19, 2016 5:50 am

Because shit doesn't just happen.

Persivul · Post Post #4902 (isolation #2) » Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:04 am

I had Sirius satellite radio back in the summer but then canceled it. They sent an offer for the $15/month package for $10/month for 6 months. I ignored it and they kept sending lower offers. Now they just sent me $4/month for 5 months. Couldn't pass that one up.

Persivul · Post Post #4905 (isolation #3) » Mon Feb 29, 2016 6:30 am

In post 4903, Sudo_Nym wrote:Usually, when I feel this way, I try to cheer myself up with a laugh. But nothing seems very funny anymore.

Here are three things that are always funny:
1. Squirrels
2. Midgets
3. A guy getting kicked or otherwise hit in the nuts.

Look up any of these on the internet and you will laugh.

Theoretically the funniest thing you could see would be a kung-fu squirrel kicking a midget in the nuts, but to my knowledge this has never been attempted.