Chaos Diplomacy FINISHED! Who were the survivors?

[Cybele]

Holland, build an army, and we'll work together?

[Cybele]

Belgium/Holland/Kiel/Berlin rocking this shit together, ya?

[Cybele]

I'm open for an alliance with France.

[Cybele]

Sure, why not.

[Cybele]

Shut it, Godwin.

[Cybele]

I have no quarrel with you two. Let us be friendly!

[Cybele]

BTW what do we do in this stage?

It's the build phase. Do you want a boat or a tank?

[Cybele]

HEY WHERE'S THE FLEET I ORDERED?

[Cybele]

Sicily isn't actually a territory you can enter.

[Cybele]

Holland and Brest, if either of you are looking to move north, I'm willing to take this turn to support your movements. Because Holland is my direct neighbour, I'll be prioritizing helping Jelly, but keep in mind my offer, Fen.

[Cybele]

To the bel/hol/Kiel/ber supergroup - can we be friends? I think y'all will get overrun by Scandinavia and Britain if you devote resources to coming after me.

I can't speak for everyone, but I'm all for this.

[Cybele]

N/Kiel: Are you still active? You haven't posted in here once, and you didn't even choose your own country when you signed up.

[Cybele]

can I take the white bit next to me

You mean 'ruh'? Not that I can stop you, but I'm cool with that.

[Cybele]

Oops, I somehow stumbled into the Nomic game thread.

[Cybele]

I'm interested in instituting the anschluss, an accord between the north German-Low Countries alliance and the Austrian SE alliance. We're already going to be the targets from both north and south if these unweildy super alliances hold together.

Yeah, I support this on the german end of things.

[Cybele]

Also, moving your warships into the North Sea is a damn good way to put yourself at the top of my list. You've been warned, fellas.

[Cybele]

Fen/Brest: we should work together to push you forwards and build off of that in the future. Does that sound good to you? Unless you have other plans.

[Cybele]

Klick, you're more than welcome to the first spoils of war if you help us out. <3

[Cybele]

Shush it, ruskie.

[Cybele]

As I've stated already, you're welcome to the first supply centre we take in our counter attack, but I'm open to negotiations.

[Cybele]

"worry about Germany"

Buddy, I'm about to be hit from 2 fronts by Scandinavia and Russia. I don't know what you're smoking, but I've got no time for a war on any other front but against Russia.

Jesus christ, this. I'm entirely devoted to just not having my shores landed on. Haven't you noticed that I've been all as friendly as I can be with you southies?

[Cybele]

<3

[Cybele]

I'm very sorry that I've been super busy, and I can't really read everything in this thread this weekend. However, I did a quick scan, and how does this sound, KLICK and JELLY:
Jelly - move to North Sea
Cybele - Support Jelly>North Sea
Klick - Support Jelly>North Sea

I'll try to keep up with the thread after this post. Again, sorry! Super busy.

[Cybele]

When was randomidget threatened by Germany?

[Cybele]

Okay, I'll be committing to that plan, then.

[Cybele]

Others are right, we will ALL have a clearer picture of where we all stand after tomorrow.

I only ask that no one freaks out.

Yeesh. Is there any phrase more telling of "I'm about to betray someone" than this?

[Cybele]

Jelly - Support Klick>North Sea
Cybele - Support Klick>North Sea
Klick - move to North Sea
Gale - Norwegian
Random - Skagerrak

I'm here and checking in, but there's very little time before deadline, so unless Klick and Jelly both report in and agree to this, I'm keeping my actions in-line with our previous agreement. Otherwise, your plans for movement are cool with me.

[Cybele]

Jelly - Support Klick>North Sea
Cybele - Support Klick>North Sea
Klick - move to North Sea
Gale - Norwegian
Random - Skagerrak

I'm here and checking in, but there's very little time before deadline, so unless Klick and Jelly both report in and agree to this, I'm keeping my actions in-line with our previous agreement. Otherwise, your plans for movement are cool with me.

I think you didn't understand me, if I don't get a confirmation for the above orders. Then I am going to support AcRv (Edinburgh) to North Sea, as was previous agreed by me.

I am looking after the best interests of Scandinavian countries, and supporting Jelly into NorthSea is no different than supporting AcRv into NorthSea, then why should I break my word to DeathNote to be later betrayed by German Low Countries? As it was mentioned earlier by DeathNote, its like Scandinavia is choosing between whose hands they want to die at.

I would prefer to die by the hands of a friend then, thank you very much.

Oh, ok. I guess I did. That's fine, I understand your position, even though I think you're construing a lot more aggression from me than exists. If you plan on supporting AcRv, then go ahead and do so. The fact remains that it's only about 18 minutes before deadline, so a last-minute change of plans is unlikely simply due to time constraints. Hopefully, in the future, we can try this again.

[Cybele]

Just keep digging that hole lol

You're literally the one full of shit.

[Cybele]

randomidget, what is your plan, as it stands?

[Cybele]

Zulphy, the list of received orders are here.

[Cybele]

Okay - Jelly, Klick, Gale: we have a discussion to have. Continuing like we are, we're at a stalemate. During the end of Spring, Gale made his own proposal for pushing Klick into the North Sea instead of Jelly, and said that he'd support us in doing so. I'm completely okay with this, and to me, this sounds like the plan to try.
What do the rest of you think?

[Cybele]

Tunisia can do whatever Tunisia wants, I think. There's a whole world out there to explore.

[Cybele]

I know it may not mean much, Bulgaria, but from all the way up here, Belgium <3s you.

[Cybele]

Good luck.

[Cybele]

lol.

[Cybele]

I've said it elsewhere, but if I'd known this was going to be mafia I never would have joined.

[Cybele]

I've said it elsewhere, but if I'd known this was going to be mafia I never would have joined.

In what way is this anything like mafia?

In the way that shaddup already, god.

[Cybele]

Zulfy, please please please actually follow the link in the OP and read all the rules of diplomacy, because you clearly still don't understand how the game works. This is getting silly.

[Cybele]

/out. sorry, but this is way too much to keep up with.