Kranksville was peaceful that evening. Why not?
BattleMage
felt like taking a walk in the park. Some minutes later, he found
bird1111
shooting the sky with his super soaker. Angry with the water waste, he made a call to the Serial Killers United and went back home. Later that night, bird1111 would be found with several holes through his face.
But bird1111 had some secret friends.
edion0
Sent his Flying Pumpkin That Shoots Lasers Out Of His Ass, to fart in BM's face. At the same time,
Roach
came out of nowhere to give BM the coup de grace with his Desert Eagle. BM's corpse now had four earholes.
Meanwhile,
perfect628
and
zu_Faul
were having a contest: they wanted to know what could reach higher into the sky: perfect's tree frog or zu's small nuke. All that noise woke up
Kinetic
's Rabid Were-Gophers beneath
TrouserDemon
's house and he started chasing them with his +18 Silver ballers. The Were-Gophers ran towards perfect628 and began eating him. TrouserDemon feared that perfect would be the were-gopher's leader, so he shot him as well.
Pieces of the small nuke fell down
Kerplunk
's head. This meant war. Kerplunk hurried to the phone and gave Mel Gibson the order to attack. The not-so-fearful heart gathered his scottish troops and went to zu_Faul's house to arrest him. In zu_Faul's backyard,
Aegor
was planning to kidnap zu_Faul and ordered his man-eating skank to enter the house. One of the soldiers heard the window breaking and he thought zu was escaping. They entered the house relentlessly and poor zu_Faul died between the Scots' tree-spears and the skank as ham dies between two slices of bread in a sandwich.
But double-killings weren't over yet.
JordanA24
's cousin's great-great-great grandfather was british, and when he heard Wallace Williams' Warcry he began writing a PM. Once he finished he called
C.K.I.L.L.O.R.
who also hated those scots troops. Papa Smurf was carrying a PM as a death herald. He rang Kerplunk's door and handed him the PM. Kerplunk read with horror:
"You're not allowed to quote ME! signed, Jordan"
Kerplunk had a cardiac arrest and fell down into Papa Smurf, who readied his fork and knife. At least he had a good soda.
Draux
and
thesilentspeaker
were also very tired to aim correctly. All the guys in the MLB began pitching at 98 mph to the night sky, while Draux ordered his Andycyca to use The Force with the night as well.
PokerFace
feared some sort of satanic rite and ran towards the pair in hope of burning at least one of them. TSS double-jumped, but Draux wasn't fast enough. At least he never paid for his cremation.
Max
and
VH
were tired of all those killing, and there was only one way to stop them: to give everyone else a lesson about death. They agreed, they opened and emptied a bottle of tequila. VH asked Syler tocrush his mind and he did. VH's corpse looked very healthy, except for the fact that it was dead. Max in his drunken speeches began to discriminate everyone named Max. He then realized this and hated himself to death.
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<meta> It's amazing! This round's deaths were completely EVEN! Check the second post for more info.
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Now we're in ROUND 2 PEOPLE!
With 9 alive it's 1 to lynch
Deadline: Thursday October 18th @ 11.59 GMT-0600
PS. You cannot post anything else except for your
Bah, Go Katamari/Tekken team!
post. I might send some of you more PMs with more info tomorrow or in monday, so you might want to wait a little before sending me your actions.
Remember this is still an experiment...