A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure
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Lose The Game"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Scoot towards the table.Last edited by Felissan on Sat May 21, 2016 6:48 am, edited 1 time in total."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Attempt to grab the bottle with my right hand."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Smash the bottle on the table and cut Bellaphant's binds with the broken glass."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Look at the intruders with an innocent look, and say: "Wasn't me.""Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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With a Wilhelm Scream, I assume?"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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As I look around, I try to analyze the situation. I'm armed with a broken bottle, Cheery Dog with a chair leg, Titus with Xalxe, Elekitu with tears, and CMM with the teapot song.
We're outnumbering them! Charge at the closest one with my bottle."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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LEEROYYYYYYYYY"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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At least, I have chicken."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Give my half-bottle to Elekitu as a hat so he stops crying"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Try to remember my past.
EDIT: I don't see what you're speaking of, Elek.Last edited by Felissan on Sat May 28, 2016 4:32 am, edited 1 time in total."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Inspire competence to KingdomAces."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Sing to KA so he's more likely to succeed"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Go look for another exit while the guards are busy."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Rush outside to jump down the well"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Keep running towards the well, getting ready for a triple flip when going down."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Heck yeah, I advanced the plot!
Try to figure out how much time I have left before hitting whatever there is below me"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Felissan Goon
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Sing 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall to see if there's anything around that will react"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Felissan Goon
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Dodge the coin"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Felissan Goon
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Try to create a link between my location and the rest of the world by singing the teapot song."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Felissan Goon
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Oh, wait, right, no sound.
Lick my hand to see if there's any taste in this place.
Ponder the meaning of existence."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Felissan Goon
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Try doing the following actions in order, stopping if one of those gets me out:
Wake up.
Meditate.
Sleep."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Felissan Goon
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Oh. I feel dumb now. I thought I was stuck in some kind of underworld."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Go 30 feet above the well
Infinite loop GO!"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Felissan Goon
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"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Felissan Goon
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Teleport over the captain and knock him out using the momentum from my 60+ ft fall"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Disarm Kublai Khan with aikido"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Felissan Goon
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Wake up and whisper "That was an accident""Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Enchant the two guards by singing the teapot song, then tell them randomidget and Kublai Khan tried to assassinate the captain and frame me
RIP Elekitu 2016-2016
"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Say Hi to everybody I meet while I'm carried to the dungeon"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Engage the infinite time loop by going back to the time I was here for the last time"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- Felissan
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Try to remember how I got out of here last time, then reiterate that"Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022 - Felissan
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