A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

[Aronis]

(Recreated with everything from mastin2)

This VERY-ill-advised game, like its predecessor, doesn't have an origin story.

ENTER ACTION: ___________

[Aronis]

PLAYER "Haschel Cedricson" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Remove hat

ACTION FAILED

You try to remove your hat, but are prevented by two major obstacles. Number 1, upon trying to remove your hat you realize that your hands are tied behind your back and that you are strapped to a chair unable to move. In addition to that, you have no hat and therefore trying to remove it would be a futile action.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Cheery Dog" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Open door

ACTION FAILED

You are also tied to a chair and incapable of making such a movement at this time. However, you can make out what appears to be a wooden door at the front of the dimly lit room you are currently in. Perhaps if you could escape your current predicament you would be able to open it.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

PLAYER "Bogre" HAS JOINED THE GAME

LOOK AROUND

PLAYER "Bellaphant" HAS JOINED THE GAME

look around

RESULT

You are all at the back of a large square room in chairs side by side. There are two windows at the front of the room with a door in between them providing your only source of light. On the left wall there is a fireplace and in the front right corner of the room is a small table with a bottle. Otherwise the room is empty.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "randomidget" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Check if I am injured

RESULT

You do not detect any serious injuries to your body.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Kick chair leg repeatedly

RESULT

You begin to kick the chair leg repeatedly. Your foot begins to get sore from the repeated beating, but finally the wood begins to crack and the chair leg breaks causing you to fall forward hitting your forehead and knees on the stone floor. ouch

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Elekitu" HAS JOINED THE GAME

cry

RESULT

You cry.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Kappy" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Join Game

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Radja" HAS JOINED THE GAME

open eyes

RESULT

You open your eyes.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Xalxe" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Check for Man in Trenchcoat

RESULT

You look around the room for someone in a trenchcoat perhaps hoping to find an important figure from your past? Unfortunately everyone appears to be wearing standard prison uniforms and there is no man in a trenchcoat.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Felissan" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Lose The Game

ACTION FAILED

You wonder about how you could lose the game. Dying seems to be the most obvious way to lose and that shouldn't be a hard task. However, you will need to make a more specific action in order to die.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "KingdomAces" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Attempt to tip chair over

RESULT

You lean back in the chair farther and farther until it finally falls backwards, and the chair with you strapped to it crash onto the stone floor. ouch

ENTER ACTION: __________

Look for hat

RESULT

You look around the room for a hat you might be able to get to. Unfortunately there isn't one.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Save The Dragons" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Turn into a chicken

ACTION FAILED

You imagine yourself turning into a chicken trying to make it happen. Unfortunately you remain in your humanoid form. You do not possess the ability to shapeshift at the moment.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

NOTICE

The sound of hooves and a carriage can be heard coming from outside the door.

Scoot towards the table.

RESULT

You slowly scoot towards the table until you finally get reasonably close to it.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Start conversation with others:

"How are you guys?"

RESULT

You say "How are you guys?" hoping for a response from someone.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Attempt to move towards the fireplace.

RESULT

Your precarious position makes it a difficult and uncomfortable task, but you finally struggle over to the fireplace.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Pretend to have a seizure to distract guards

ACTION FAILED

There are no guards in the room, so your acting does nothing more than entertain or annoy those around you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Roll KA towards the fireplace

ACTION FAILED

In your current position it will be difficult to assist KA without a more thorough plan.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Pick up broken chair leg with teeth

RESULT

You manage to squirm into a position in which you try to pick the chair leg up with your teeth. Upon biting it, you determine that it is hard, tastes poorly, and is not edible. It might be fun to play fetch with though, so you hold it between your teeth for the time being.

ENTER ACTION: __________

CHECK IF LEGS ARE FREE

RESULT

Your legs are not bound to the chair by any ropes.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

Pagetop!

[Aronis]

NOTICE

The sound of voices are heard outside, followed by footsteps approaching the door. You have time for quick one action before [mystery] enters the room.

Attempt to use chair leg to cut ropes binding the hands of the closest other person.

ACTION FAILED

You begin trying to saw through the bonds of "Haschel Cedricson". Unfortunately due to the lack of sharpness and your poor grip of the chair leg you are unsuccessful.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "ConManMick" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Sing the teapot song and hop the chair to the wall

RESULT

You begin singing a song about teapots as you hop in your chair until you reach the back wall of the room.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Hey, it should be easier to move around when on the ground than sitting up, since there are more controlled points of contact with the ground.

Anyway, in the spirit of ill-advised...

Burn off binds

RESULT

You think to yourself that it is probably easier to move while on the ground than if you were sitting up. Then despite common sense telling you not to, you stick your hands into the fireplace trying to get the flames to burn off your bonds. The flames do the trick and burn your hands and the rope allowing you greater movement with your hands now. You feel sharp pain as a result of your reckless action, something cold might help ease the pain.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Say:

"I'm bored already. You guys?"

Jump into fireplace.

RESULT

You say "I'm bored already. You guys?" once again hoping for a response. Unfortunately, except for someone singing a teapot song, nobody has seemed like the talkative type. Then coming up with a very idiotic idea, you begin moving your chair over to the fireplace and topple yourself right into it. The flames burn your bonds and light your uniform and chair on fire causing you serious burns in the process. Your health is in critical condition.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "mastin2" HAS JOINED THE GAME

I have morbid curiosity for what was and wasn't used.
(When Aronis said 'permission', what was really meant was, "I gave Aronis

everything

.")

RESULT

You sit in your chair with morbid curiosity about what surprises this world holds and what it doesn't. Perhaps if you escape and explore you might discover the answers you seek. You also get a form of telepathic communication telling you "OP has been updated".

ENTER ACTION: __________

look around

RESULT

You look around. You see two people near the table at the right front of the room. A person on fire to your left. In addition to that you see a man with his back to you standing outside one of the windows. You can tell that he is wearing chain mail armor.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Say "does anyone know where we are?"

RESULT

You say "Does anyone know where we are?" hoping for a response. Perhaps if people were not so focused on asking questions and stopped to answer a few, they could have an actual conversation with each other.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Attempt to grab the bottle with my right hand.

RESULT

You twist your chair into a position that you can grab the bottle. Picking it up, you discover that it is full of liquid.

ENTER ACTION: __________

keep crying

RESULT

You continue crying.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Lean forward in my chair until I can stand up

RESULT

You carefully lean forward in your chair until you can stand up. Despite the extra weight of carrying the chair, you should be able to move a little bit easier.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Try to stand up, carefully, and move towards the bottle...

RESULT

You stand up and slowly walk over to Felissan who is currently holding the bottle.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Titus" HAS JOINED THE GAME

I enter, wearing a trenchcoat

RESULT

You notice that unlike those stuck in the room with you, you have a trenchcoat on over your prison uniform.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

Waddle over to Titus, examine his bonds

RESULT

You slowly move over towards "Titus". Upon examination you determine that the bonds are the same as yours. A rope tying the hands together and another rope keeping the arms pinned to the chair.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Smash the bottle on the table and cut Bellaphant's binds with the broken glass.

RESULT

You smash the glass bottle on the table, the pieces shattering on the table and floor creating a minor hazard. Picking up one of the larger pieces of glass you successfully slice "Bellaphant" free from the binds.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Errantparabola" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Tell KA to put his hands in the puddle of liquid on the table and holler at the chain mail guy.

RESULT

You indicate to the person with the burnt hands that he should put them in the liquid, but he declines. Turning your attention to the man in the window, you yell something at him. He either can't hear you or doesn't care as you get no reaction.

ENTER ACTION: __________

sob

RESULT

You sob. Perhaps you are hoping for sympathy, unfortunately nobody in this rather harsh world seems to care.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Stand up and slam the chair repeatedly against the wall, whilst continuing the teapot song

RESULT

You stand up and begin ramming the chair against the wall. Unfortunately you are not able to muster a strong enough force to smash the chair.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I don't think that there's any puddles, and putting my hands in something that could be dangerous sounds like a bad idea.

If I'm free, throw the chair through the window, otherwise remove the rest of the binds.

RESULT

You slip your hands out of the remaining binds and then picking up the chair you hurl it through the window, shattering the glass and knocking the man outside to the ground.

ENTER ACTION: __________

If Feli can unbind me, work to unbind others in the room while asking if they know how they got here

RESULT

You wait for "Felissan" to unbind you and then get up preparing to help others escape their binds, but are halted by the door opening.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Answer Bellaphant,

"no, but suicide seems the fastest way out!"

As the fireplace did not completely kill me, find another way to HURT: Kappy

FINAL RESULT

Doing nothing to combat the critical condition of your body and having seemingly lost the will to live. You cannot even muster a response as you slowly lose consciousness and succumb to your wounds.

You have died. Game over.

Stand awkwardly, and swing chair against wall to break it

ACTION FAILED

You stand up and begin ramming the chair against the wall. Unfortunately you are not able to muster a strong enough force to smash the chair.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Drop chair leg and authentic to use teeth on the knots

ACTION FAILED

You begin trying to use your teeth to get through the bonds. You make progress, but are halted by the door opening before you could succeed.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Look at the door

RESULT

You watch the door waiting for something and get a perfect view as three men rush through the door, all carrying swords and wearing similar gear to the man outside the window. They are clearly alarmed by your companions actions and prepared to strike.

ENTER ACTION: __________

investigate the chainmail fella.

ACTION FAILED

You look at the guard outside the window trying to investigate him further, but are halted by a chair crashing through the window and disrupting your view.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

I will update this tomorrow morning. Srry about the delay

[Aronis]

From heaven, yell,

"I escaped!"

ACTION FAILED

You try to yell something, but all you can muster is screams of agony. And then you suddenly realize, you are not in heaven. No, someplace far worse.

Look at the intruders with an innocent look, and say: "Wasn't me."

RESULT

You look at the intruders innocently and say "Wasn't me." They don't really seem to care about you at the moment considering your idle state, which you take as a good sign.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Cry the intruders to death

ACTION FAILED

You continue to cry dramatically hoping to harm the intruders. Unfortunately your actions do nothing more than slightly irritate them.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Jump out the window, pin the guy down, and take his weapon. Demand at least one of the four tell us what is going on.

(If for some reason the one outside doesn't have a weapon, threaten to strangle him instead.)

RESULT

You jump out the window and quickly steal the sword from the guard you had hit moments ago before he has a chance to respond. And then demand one of the four- Wait a minute, did you miscount? Outside you notice two soldiers on horses and an extra soldier standing by a wooden carriage. Not to mention that there is also a driver for the carriage, luckily he doesn't appear to be armed. The guard standing by the carriage quickly draws his sword and approaches you along with one of the guards from inside rushing out ready to fight you. They don't seem interested in explaining things to you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

"I surrender"

RESULT

You say "I surrender." They don't really seem to care about you at the moment considering your idle state, which you take as a good sign.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Kcdaspot" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Dance

ACTION FAILED

You try to dance, but due to your current predicament, you are unable to.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Pick up chair leg with teeth again.

RESULT

Once again you pick up the chair leg with your teeth.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Place chair legs onto Titus' chest. Sit on chair.

RESULT

You place your chair legs onto Titus and then sit in the chair, but find it rather wobbly. Be careful you don't fall.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Stand behind Radja, and ask the guards how we can help them

RESULT

You cower behind Radja asking the guards about how you can help them. They don't respond seemingly preoccupied.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Sit back down, and continue the teapot song, only quieter. Also I watch the guards

RESULT

You watch the guards, still continuing your teapot song. One runs over to cut off "Bogre", while the other deals with "Annadog40" both intent on not letting anyone escape.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Stay quiet and check how well armed the guards are.

RESULT

A visual inspection of the two remaining guards inside reveals that in addition to their swords, they appear to be carrying daggers.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Back up to window, and fall out of it chair-first after KingdomAces

ACTION FAILED

You begin backing up to the window only to be halted by one of the guards who has taken notice of your action. Seeing what you are trying to do, he topples your chair causing you to fall on the floor.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Annadog40" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Stand up and try to sneak past the guards while they are distracted.

ACTION FAILED

You stand up awkwardly trying to sneak past the guards, unfortunately it doesn't work as one of the guards catches notice of you trying to leave and walks over making his presence known and forcing you to stop.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Fluminator" HAS JOINED THE GAME

I go to Jamaica and join its bobsled team.

ACTION FAILED

You try to go to someplace called Jamaica and go bobsledding. Unfortunately you have no idea what or where those things are and even if you did, the guards wouldn't be to keen on letting you leave.

ENTER ACTION: __________

NOTICE

Finished dealing with the escapees, at least most of them. One guard finally speaks "If everyone just cooperates this will all end well."

Meanwhile his counterpart begins cutting off everyone's binds with his dagger, starting with those who had remained still the entire time.

[Aronis]

Flirt with the guards.

RESULT

"Shut up." the guard says as he slices your binds free, clearly unhappy with all the commotion.

ENTER ACTION: __________

(hey, maybe they're here to help us?)

begin the teapot song power solo and wait to be unbound

(As a side note, I was drunk when I first posted here but I already committed to this song so it's happening)

RESULT

"Shut up." the guard says as he slices your binds free, clearly unhappy with all the commotion.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Say to the guard who unties me "can you explain what is going on to us?"

RESULT

"You're going back to where you belong." he replies, slicing your binds and setting you free.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Hmmm, maybe I misjudged the situation. Well might as well try to make the most out of this, and the fact that I have a hostage.

Hold sword to fallen guard's throat, while holding him in front of me. Say "I don't really want hurt you. If you stand back and provide a good reason for locking us up, I'll surrender." If possible, back away to a part of the wall where there isn't a window behind me while still keeping the guard hostage.

RESULT

You hold the sword to the guards throat as you move away from the window and door towards the edge of the building. They keep their distance as you back away, not wanting to escalate the situation. "Let him go and we can talk" the guard says as you pick up on a hint of fear in his voice. Fear of what you might do.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Consider not crying for a moment, then realize how stupid it would be and cry at my own stupidity

RESULT

You stop crying for a moment as the guard walks over and cuts your binds free. Then begin crying again which prompts an unwelcome response from some players and the guards. The guard hollers at you to shut up and other players seem to have the same feelings. As you are met with a shoe flying at you and then attacked by another angry player who manages to land a punch on your face.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Ask guard "What defines 'ends well?'"

Wiggle my shoe off my right foot and pick it up with my right foot then throw it at Elekitu

I tossed that one at you but I

Take off other shoe and hold it with my right foot.

RESULT

"You don't die" he says, cutting your binds free and giving you the perfect opportunity to take off your shoes, one which you throw at "Elekitu" and the other you hold in your hand. Luckily the guard has already moved on and doesn't appear to notice your actions or just doesn't care.

ENTER ACTION: __________

As I look around, I try to analyze the situation. I'm armed with a broken bottle, Cheery Dog with a chair leg, Titus with Xalxe, Elekitu with tears, and CMM with the teapot song.
We're outnumbering them! Charge at the closest one with my bottle.

RESULT

As soon as the guard slices your binds and moves on, you charge at him hoping others will join in, but they don't. You charge at him with the remains of the bottle, he sidesteps your attack and slices your arm, while the other guards watches, clearly amused by your foolishness. You will need a better weapon or a more coordinated attack if you want to succeed.

ENTER ACTION: __________

"Why have we been locked up like this?"

RESULT

"Because you deserve it" he replies, slicing your binds and setting you free.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Aero787" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Punch Elekitu in the face

RESULT

As soon as the guard cuts you free, you run towards "Elekitu" punching them in the face. The guard chuckles as you do, thinking that it was about time somebody did something.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Wag tail.

RESULT

You wag your tail as the guard cuts your binds. Clearly excited about getting to go somewhere.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

Cry because no other player loves me

RESULT

You cry even more, this time because you believe that nobody loves you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Pick up rope from my chair and stuff it into my shoe while the guards aren't looking

RESULT

You pick up the rope and stuff it into your remaining shoe while the guards are distracted.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I distract the guards by doing the hokey pokey.

ACTION FAILED

You do the hokey pokey in an attempt to distract the guards. Unfortunately they don't pay you any attention.

ENTER ACTION: __________

"Okay, we're free then? Let's go fellas!"

Radja moves towards the door and opens it.

RESULT

"No, you're coming with us." he says. Stepping outside and directing you to follow him.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Saunter after Radja.

RESULT

You follow "Radja" towards the door.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Rush over to Felissan to dress the wound, whilst aggressively singing the next verse at the guard who hit him. I shall also tag along with whoever co-ordinates the next bum-rush

RESULT

You rush over to help "Felissan", while aggressively singing at the guard. He steps back and lets you help with the wounds, believing he has gotten his point across.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Give my half-bottle to Elekitu as a hat so he stops crying

RESULT

You hand the remains of the bottle to "Elekitu" to use in hopes of quieting them.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Fine.

Knock hostage out, then let him go. Assume defensive stance. "Okay. So, what do you want with us."

Also, since they're removing the bonds, I assume that they are supposed to be giving us plot or something. You shouldn't let your guard down, but going with an all-out attack might end up being counterproductive. I probably overreacted, so now I'm just trying to get away unharmed, and giving myself multiple options on how to do that.

RESULT

Seeing that you have let the hostage go, the nearest guard charges you, slashing at your head with his sword.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Pick up strange liquid and put it on Felissan's wounds.

ACTION FAILED

The liquid has dispersed to a point that you cannot pick it up.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Close the door

RESULT

You rush forward to close the door as soon as the guard leaves, slamming it shut in "Radja" and "randommidget" face preventing them from leaving.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

Grab Elekitu, throw them at the guard, then rush out the window.

ACTION FAILED

You cannot muster the strength to pick up and throw Elekitu.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Duck and swing sword at the legs of attacking guard.

Also, are there any rules regarding multiple actions in a single turn? In this case, since the ability to preform my next action relies on an NPC's reaction to the current one, I don't think I'd be able to do something that just assumes my action succeeds, like disarming him as he staggers.

RESULT

You duck and slice at the oncoming guards legs, which causes him to stagger back giving the perfect opportunity for the second guard to rush you and try to impale you in the side.

You're allowed to try to make multiple actions in a turn/conditional actions, just no guarantee they will all succeed though if it depends on a variable outside of your control.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Nail chair leg to the door

ACTION FAILED

You come up with the wonderful idea to nail the chair leg to the door, but unfortunately can't after realizing you're missing nails and a hammer.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I have to pour out the proto sprots
also a teasong pot

What???

step back and try to calm down the guards. "Easy now people, I'm sure this is a misunderstanding"

RESULT

You try to calm the guards down. The one inside is cautiously watching the situation unfold at the moment. All other guards are outside.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Get cut by the broken bottle
Keep crying because it hurts

RESULT

You get a minor scratch on the arm thanks to the bottles sharpness. You then cry because it hurts.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Allow bindings to be cut, stand, and follow Radja as instructed

RESULT

You move over to the door next to Radja, waiting to see what he will do.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Try to remember my past.

EDIT: I don't see what you're speaking of, Elek.

ACTION FAILED

You try to remember something, anything about your past. But you can't.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Fair enough

Open the door and follow the guard

Follow the guard signalling to Radja.

RESULT

You open the door and follow the guard outside and motioning for "Radja" to come with you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

I didn't forget about this and will update either tomorrow morning if I get the chance or whenever I get home. Srry about the delay.

[Aronis]

finally updated!

Look around and see if anyone else is in the area. Pay attention to the guard I am following.

RESULT

You look around and spot the two guards on horsemen who are observing the situation at the moment. The carriage driver is sitting atop the carriage doing nothing. Then two guards and "KingdomAces" are fighting near the broken window. You follow the guard over to the back of the carriage where he stops and says "Get in."

ENTER ACTION: __________

Jump backwards at the last second, then shove the second guard into the first. Disarm as many guards as possible.

RESULT

You jump backwards and shove the guards into each other causing them to crash to the ground away from you. They both appear to have a firm grip on their weaponry however and might be able to recover by the time you reach them, an offensive move would probably have better success considering their current position.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Light chair leg on fire

RESULT

You hold the chair leg in the fire waiting for it to ignite. You guess that with time it will finally ignite, but it will require waiting a minute or two.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Check to see if I, the other prisoners and the guards have tails.

Jump out window.

RESULT

You can tell that "Cheery Dog" has a tail, nobody else around you appears to. You can't remember whether or not you do. After investigating the mysterious tail, you jump, well more like step, out the window carefully making sure to avoid the chair and glass.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Follow the guard outside.

RESULT

You follow the guard and "randommidget" outside and over to the back of the carriage where the guard stops and says "Get in."

ENTER ACTION: __________

Inspire competence to KingdomAces.

ACTION FAILED

You try to inspire confidence in "KingdomAces" perhaps thinking you still have some sort of a mental connection with your fellow players, unfortunately it doesn't work.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

Once the leg is alight, head outside towards the carriage.

RESULT

You wait until the chair leg finally catches on fire and then head out the door on your way to the carriage.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I attempt to inspire my fellow players by coming up with an entirely new verse to the teapot song

RESULT

You create an entirely new verse to your teapot song and begin singing it. You hope it will inspire people, but there are no visible results that you can see.

ENTER ACTION: __________

get in the carriage

RESULT

You climb in the carriage, sitting at the front on the right side.

ENTER ACTION: __________

get in the carriage

RESULT

You climb in the carriage, sitting at the front on the left side.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Run up and kick and/or step on the chest of one of the guards. Use any free time to scan their armor for weak points or holes, and strike at any found on the legs while trying to avoid doing permanent damage.

At this point, I'm fairly sure surrendering would be more helpful to everyone involved, including myself, but I really want to keep this sword.

RESULT

You run and step on the chest of one guard while the other rolls to his feet a short distance away. You weakly slice at a weak point in the man's armor, giving him a minor cut that only serves to anger him. Meanwhile the other guard appears to be slowly retreating.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Sing to KA so he's more likely to succeed

RESULT

You join in the singing. You hope it will inspire people, specifically "KingdomAces", but there are no visible results that you can see.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Shout that there is a guy with a flame stick!

RESULT

You shout a warning about someone carrying a flaming stick. You notice the guard at the rear of the carriage heed your call as he moves toward the person with the stick, prepared to intercept him.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Cry to KA so he's more likely to succeed

RESULT

You continue crying. You hope it will inspire people, specifically "KingdomAces", but there are no visible results that you can see.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

I will try to update this was soon as I get home from school today

[Aronis]

Look for a bucket.

RESULT

You look around, hoping to spot a bucket. You can see a well off in the distance to your right and guess that it would probably have one, but you would have to get past the guards in order to get to it.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Punch the injured one in the face, in an attempt to knock him out. To the other one, say "One last time, why are we here, and where are you taking us?"

RESULT

You punch the injured guard in the face. Then you try talking to the second guard, but he is already running towards the carriage, yelling at the driver to leave.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Shoulder charge the guard advancing on cheery dog, and, as per usual, continue with the teapot song

RESULT

While the guard is distracted by "Cheery Dog", you take the opportunity to shoulder charge him and knock him over.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Hide flaming stick behind back and get into the carriage

ACTION FAILED

You try hiding the flaming stick behind your back and approaching the carriage, the guard approaches you and tells you to stop where you are, but he is knocked over. You feel the heat radiating from your flaming stick being held to closely to your back.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I walk in from behind the carriage, yelling "meet my little friend" as I shoot at the guard that is threatening KA the most with a machine-crossbow

ACTION FAILED

You are currently standing in the room with no weapons.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Go look for another exit while the guards are busy.

RESULT

You look around the room for a second exit, but are unable to find one.

ENTER ACTION: __________

exchange a funny story with randomidget

RESULT

You tell "randomidget" a funny story. "randomidget" responds by laughing and then tells you a funny story related to yours.

ENTER ACTION: __________

cry for no specific reason

RESULT

You cry for no specific reason.

ENTER ACTION: __________

say to radja "well this is a bit of a shitstorm"

Laugh at Radja's funny story. Tell an equally funny story relating to his story's subject matter

RESULT

You say "well this is a bit of a shitstorm", then laugh at "Radja"'s story and respond by telling him one.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

wait for the carriage to leave

RESULT

You sit in the carriage, watching as as it slowly starts moving. It heads out of the village gates and for a castle off in the distance.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Ask guard if I can get a bucket to put out fire.

If guard says yes, walk to the well and look inside.

ACTION FAILED

The guards are either defeated or fleeing and you cannot find anyone to ask.

ENTER ACTION: __________

wait for the carriage to leave

RESULT

You sit in the carriage, watching as as it slowly starts moving. It heads out of the village gates and for a castle off in the distance.

ENTER ACTION: __________

So unhelpful. Anyway, if they're done attacking me, I'm not going to take the fight back to them

Examine surroundings. If nothing tries to attack me, loot the fallen guards, for as much as my inventory can hold.

RESULT

You begin looting the nearest guard. You take his dagger and a small pouch containing a few golden coins. You could also take his armor and wear it yourself, if you would like.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Jump in carriage.

RESULT

You try to jump in the carriage but are cut off by one of the horsemen preventing you from reaching it before it can leave.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Rush outside to jump down the well

RESULT

You run outside heading towards the well. Considering your low energy level, the lengthy run will take you a little while.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Run outside, looking around quickly for a weapon i can acquire. If there is one, i pick it up.

RESULT

You run outside and steal a sword from one of the defeated guards.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Ride inside carriage.

RESULT

You run outside and jump in the carriage, the guard allowing you to enter considering your lack of a weapon. You sit in the carriage, watching as as it slowly starts moving. It heads out of the village gates and for a castle off in the distance.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Is this a Roll To Dodge style thing where i have a chance to succeed at anything, or is it something you direct?

ANSWER

Some things like fights and combat are determined randomly sometimes, puzzles and stuff like that, not so much.

Yes, you did

Cry the death of this game

RESULT

You cry about the "death of this game".

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

Keep running towards the well, getting ready for a triple flip when going down.

RESULT

You continue running towards the well. Upon reaching it, you jump down expecting to land in the water that is sure to be at the bottom, only it isn't. An illusion, perhaps? It seems as if you are falling endlessly as the stone walls of the well disappear and you are engulfed into darkness. You have discovered a portal.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Propose to the Queen of England.

ACTION FAILED

You want to propose to the Queen of England. Unfortunately you are in a village that it is certainly not England and there is no Queen in sight. Perhaps you should try a different action?

ENTER ACTION: __________

Throw the burning chair leg at the carriage in disgust and then walk off in the opposite direction than the carriage is now heading

RESULT

You throw the burning chair leg at the carriage in frustration that it left you. Then you turn around and decide to head deeper into the village towards the well and the other buildings. And maybe, just maybe towards other people.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Take some armor as long as they are wearing something else underneath it. Start walking towards the castle.

And now I get to do nothing for quite a few rounds.

And stop Annadog from stripping them.

Yeah, well I think people would be more suspicious of the swords, so I doubt it matters what we're wearing.

RESULT

You join in the looting of the three unconscious guards taking their boots, chest plate, and helmet. While it won't provide you with protection from everything, it should certainly help if you have to fight. Then after making sure "Annadog40" isn't going to strip the guards you begin heading towards the castle. A journey that will take an exceptionally long time considering the fact that you are travelling by foot and haven't eaten or drank anything in a good while. Not to mention the heavy armor weighing you down.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Go to KA, and try to figure out wheter we should follow the carriage. Also prevent annadog from looting, violently if need be, unless it gets spilt between the three of us.

Take some armor as long as they are wearing something else underneath it. Start walking towards the castle.

And now I get to do nothing for quite a few rounds.

Guess i'll do this too

RESULT

You confront "Annadog40", prepared to fight for your share of the loot if needed and prevent her from stripping the guards, luckily she is agreeable. You acquire some boots, a chest plate, a helmet, and some gold coins. Then you start following "KingdomAces" on his long journey to the castle, not in any better shape then he is when it comes to supplies and energy.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Loot the bodies and take everything and change clothing.

I back up with arms up and say "Ok man, no need to get violent."

Take what they are wearing underneath and switch out my clothing.

Say "Taking their clothing will help us blend into a crowd so we aren't arrested when we leave. People are gonna be suspicious if they see someone dressed in prison garments. We can always give them our prison clothing."

"Not with the armor. You'll be able to pass as a guard. There isn't enough armor for everyone to suit up so some of us could try to pass as civilians."

RESULT

After agreeing to share the loot, you manage to obtain a dagger and some of the gold coins, but are stopped before you can strip them of their clothing.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Join the looters

quietly hum teapot song while I wait for the remaining group to finalise a plan of action

Also we should check the prison for additional arms and armour, gear etc

RESULT

You join in the looting of the three unconscious guards. You manage to obtain the remaining sword, a dagger, and some of the gold coins.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Ircher" HAS JOINED THE GAME

/in (?)

RESULT

ENTER ACTION: __________

Flatter and chat up the guards about the castle

RESULT

You begin flattering the guard nearest you giving him many compliments. While nothing spectacular happens, his mood seems to lighten and he seems more friendly towards you and the rest of the people in the carriage. While the going is slow, you can tell that you are making progress as the carriage travels along the rough dirt road towards the castle.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

rip

srry, I'll update this in a few min

[Aronis]

bump

[Aronis]

PAGETOP!!!!!!!

Propose to the first person I meet.

ACTION FAILED

You decide that getting to propose to the Queen of England is something of a fairy tale. So you decide to just propose to the first person you meet. But that actually requires you to meet somebody. Perhaps you should try talking to one of your fellow players in the house with you or searching for a villager.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Head to the well instead, and try to figure out exactly what the portal is and how safe it is.

Nevermind, this seems like a better use of my time.

RESULT

You start walking towards the well, deciding it would be a much more worthwhile endeavor.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Heck yeah, I advanced the plot!

Try to figure out how much time I have left before hitting whatever there is below me

RESULT

You try to figure out how much time you have left, but cannot. You appear to be floating in the darkness with no end in sight.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Knock on the closest door

RESULT

You start walking towards the nearest house across from the building you started in. You can see smoke coming from its chimney leading you to believe someone must be home. Arriving at the porch, you knock on the door, but no response is heard.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Look Around

You don't even tell me where I am! I'm hoping I don't have to read the previous 8 pages.

Edit: (Blasted literal interpreters. Never do what you want/expect them to do.)

RESULT

You look around. The floor you are standing is made of stone. Their are two windows and a door at the front of the room. The window on your right is shattered. You also see many chairs scattered about the room in utter chaos and a few other players wearing prison clothes like yourself.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Say to the nearest guard "Can you tell us anything about what is happening, or is there someone we could speak to to find out?

RESULT

"You can talk to the captain when we get inside." The guard says. You notice your carriage pulling up to the castle. It pauses as the wooden drawbridge slowly begins to lower.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Start telling some progressively dirtier jokes to the guards.

RESULT

You continue joking around with the guard, each joke you tell dirtier than the last. He doesn't seem to care. You notice your carriage pulling up to the castle. It pauses as the wooden drawbridge slowly begins to lower.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Attempt to be reincarnated after my earlier death.

RESULT

Reincarnation is such a puzzling and rather flawed idea. But by some miracle you have reappeared in the starting room

seemingly

unharmed.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Follow KA's lead for now. I also look around the well for any other sign of habitation.

RESULT

You continue following "KingdomAces" heading towards the well with him.

ENTER ACTION: __________

"You guys are lame" I say then walk off into the house to look for stuff.

RESULT

You walk back into the starting house to look for something. You don't discover anything you haven't seen before.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Wonder if I'm still in the room from the beginning, and cry

RESULT

You cry. This time because you realize you haven't moved an inch since the game started.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "itlepip" HAS JOINED THE GAME.

Drink tea

ACTION FAILED

You want to drink tea, but realize that there is no tea near you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

Ugh...

*Run off to find a villager. Anyone.*

RESULT

You run to the front of the house where "Cheery Dog" currently is hoping to find some people. Only first you'll have to get them to let you inside or force your way in, but wait! "Cheery Dog" has that covered. So you follow him inside via the window. Now where to look for people . . .

ENTER ACTION: __________

Search for Key

RESULT

You search the house you are currently in for a key to something. Unfortunately a quick scan of the area does not reveal anything about a key.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Ask nearest person if they have tea or know where tea may be

ACTION FAILED

You look around the room for somebody who might know something about tea, but see nobody. Perhaps you should try looking in another location for people.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Wait until we arrive

Doesn't seem to be much else to do.

RESULT

Reaching the conclusion that there is nothing better to do then wait until you arrive, you do just that. Luckily it only takes a few moments longer for the carriage to be pulled to a halt inside the castle. The two guards jump out first, requesting that you follow them to meet their captain who appears to be in control of this castle.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Ask the name of the castle

RESULT

You ask the nearest guard the name of the castle to which he replies "Bast". Meanwhile the carriage pulls to a halt inside the castle. The two guards jump out first, requesting that you follow them to meet their captain who appears to be in control of this castle.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Examine Well

If I have some free time, attempt to psychically attack Annadog40.

RESULT

You examine the well. It appears to be made of stone with water at the bottom with seemingly nothing unusual about it. You notice that there is a bucket with a rope nearby. Probably for retrieving water. Turning your attention to "Annadog40" you try to psychically attack the player. At first you notice no effects until the players begins running away from you. Perhaps your attack worked after all.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Go back and loot the bodies of everything now that everyone is gone. Mhahahaha.

If KingdomAces has some free time, defend myself and run away.

RESULT

You prepare to loot the unconscious guards of

everything

. But decide to stop and run away instead as if something like a psychic attack would actually hurt you. Not to mention the fact that running from such an attack would be rather futile assuming it actually worked to begin with.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Attempt to get myself into house.

RESULT

You try to open the door to the house, but it won't budge. Clearly prevented by something blocking it from inside. The door is made of heavy wood and would be very difficult to break especially without some form of a weapon. So you take a different approach. Picking up a decent sized rock, you throw it into the nearest window, shatter the glass, and give yourself access to the house.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I briefly forget the words to the teapot song whilst I try to discern who is now armed and armoured

RESULT

You forget the words to the teapot song. D: Only you don't really forget them, because as you try to force yourself to stopping thinking about them you find that you can only think about them. Until you are distracted by figuring out who is and is not armored at which point you simply store the words to the teapot song in the back corner of your mind and focus on that. You notice that one of the unconscious guards, who probably won't be unconscious for much longer, is armored along with "Klazam" and "KingdomAces."

ENTER ACTION: __________

are we there yet?

RESULT

"What does it look like?" the nearest guard asks you, amazed at your stupidity as the carriage pulls to a halt inside the castle. The two guards jump out first, requesting that you follow them to meet their captain who appears to be in control of this castle.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "lalaladucks" HAS JOINED THE GAME

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enter game

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leave starting room through window

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go over to well and jump into it

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go to LOCATION: castle

RESULT

You quickly get into action by hopping through the broken window and begin running towards the well with the intent of jumping down it.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Dance

RESULT

You dance.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "McMenno" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Wait... This has been... Restarted? Oh! Life has a purpose again!

>Request a summary of events up to this points

>Do a silly dance

RESULT

You excitedly rejoice that your life has a purpose again. Then try to recall what has happened to you. Only your memory seems to be blank. You decide that dancing might help you recall some important event from your past, so you try dancing.

ENTER ACTION: __________

drop a gold coin down the well and listen

RESULT

You drop one of your gold coins down the well and listen. After a second, you hear the sound of it hitting the water.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Sing 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall to see if there's anything around that will react

Dodge the coin

ACTION FAILED

You try to sing, but your attempts do nothing as you notice that there is no sound in this strange area. You also try dodging a coin? Only there is no coin, how peculiar. You notice yourself getting slowly disoriented and sick as you continue to just float on seemingly thin air. It would probably be wise to get out of this area as soon as possible.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Cry in rhythm with the silly dance

RESULT

You cry even more. As you do you find yourself growing increasingly thirsty. Perhaps you have dehydrated yourself with all the tears. It would probably be wise to get some water.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

Follow the guards, looking for nearby people and buildings

RESULT

You follow the guards down a hallway and up some stairs . . . Until you finally arrive and see the captain. Along your journey you noticed a few guards and a plethora of rooms that would probably be a delight to explore if you were to get the opportunity. One of the guards that escorted you and the captain take a moment to themselves to talk, presumably about your fate.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I will follow Cheery Dog and keep him amused by continually asking, "Are we there yet," not specifying where 'there' is.

RESULT

You follow "Cheery Dog" around the house constantly asking the player "Are we there yet?" in an attempt to amuse or more likely annoy.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Be confused, and see if there's any horses or personal conveyances i can steal

RESULT

You are confused by the strange tendencies of the well and decide to see if there are any horses. You are in luck as you venture around to the back of the house you started in where you discover a stable. You see three horses and a small carriage parked off to the side. You also notice a villager tending to one of the horses, he has not noticed you yet.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Try to create a link between my location and the rest of the world by singing the teapot song.

Oh, wait, right, no sound.

Lick my hand to see if there's any taste in this place.

Ponder the meaning of existence.

RESULT

You try to sing and lick your hand but cannot. Your disoriented state grows worse as you linger in this area as you begin getting feelings similar to that of sea sickness.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Pickpocket the nearest guard (if there isn't a guard nearby, then the nearest prisoner.)

Note: Looking for things like keys and items that can be used as weapons, especially heavy, blunt items.

Edit:

To clarify, I will distract whoever I'm pickpocketing with a loud, obnoxiously high-pitched, voice.

RESULT

There are no guards in the building you are in at the moment, so you decide to pickpocket "Elekitu", unfortunately they don't have any items on them that would be of use to you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Raise bucket.

Drop bucket in well, then raise it once it hits the bottom.

RESULT

You drop the bucket in the well and then slowly raise it up full of water.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Explore house

RESULT

You look around the house. You appear to have entered into their main living space. It's similar to the house you started in, just with a lot more furniture. You notice a pot hanging over the fireplace, which probably contains some type of food. You also notice a staircase leading to an upstairs area. There are no people in sight, but judging by the condition of the house they are probably hiding somewhere nearby.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Promptly follow the guards to meet their captain who appears to be in control of this castle. Salute their captain.

Also, wonder why the teapot song is stuck in my head.

RESULT

You follow the guards down a hallway and up some stairs . . . Until you finally arrive and see the captain. You salute the captain, which seems to amuse him more than anything. One of the guards that escorted you and the captain take a moment to themselves to talk, presumably about your fate.

ENTER ACTION: __________

leave house.
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grab all
inventory.

RESULT

You leave the house through the front door.

ENTER ACTION: __________

had to try all those actions at once :p

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go over to well and jump into it

RESULT

You walk over to the well and jump into it falling down into the cold water.

ENTER ACTION: __________

CURSE THE DISTRACTION, Attempt again to loot guard of everything and not let my superstitions get in the way.

RESULT

You decide to loot the guard of

everything

.

ENTER ACTION: __________

>I jump into the well... As well! Then I congratulate myself on my clever pun.

RESULT

You walk over to the well and jump into it falling down into the cold water. Oh and you congratulate yourself on your "clever" pun.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I grab the unconscious guard, tie some rope around us, and jump into the well, launching into the power ballad of the teapot song as I do so, such that it echoes magnificently up the well to my fellow players.

RESULT

You grab one of the unconscious guards and drag him over to the well with you. You are unable to tie any rope around the both of you due to you not having any rope. But that does not stop you from leaping into the well with the guard while singing your teapot song. You and the guard fall into the cold water which wakes the guard who starts screaming and flailing about, struggling to stay afloat.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

Hmmm.

[Aronis]

Exit the house through the front door and search for a map.

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    IF map_found == TRUE THEN
        read_map()
    ELSE
        search_for_paper_and_something_to_write_with()
        look_around_area_in_front_of_the_front_door()
        make_map_as_i_look_around()
    ENDIF
    

RESULT

You walk outside and look around for a map or at least something to write on. Unfortunately your quick survey of the surrounding area and front of the house yields nothing. An interior area would probably be more likely to have a map.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I decide that Cheery Dog is the one for me and I ask him for his hand in marriage.

RESULT

You decide that "Cheery Dog" is the one for you and ask for his hand in marriage. He says no. D:

ENTER ACTION: __________

Stand at attention, awaiting fate. Try hard to remember who I was and what I was doing before the blindfold room.

Stand at attention, awaiting fate. Try hard to remember who I was and what I was doing before the blindfold room.

RESULT

You stand at attention trying to remember who you were, but are interrupted

(dont worry, you werent going to remember anything)

by the captain who offers you a deal: "Considering your cooperation, perhaps we can work out a deal. Your comrades back in the village have left me shorthanded around the castle. So in exchange for your assistance over the course of the next few days, I will grant you freedom. Or you can always go back to where you started. What do you think?"

ENTER ACTION: __________

Walk up to the villager-

IF he notices me: "Hey, the lord has need of those two horses. Thank you for your service, here's some gold for your inconvenience. You can go to the village bursar to get more reimbursement if you wish, tomorrow morning" Take the most healthiest two.

IF he doesnt: Stab him in the back and clap my hand over his mouth to prevent him screaming. Make sure he's dead, check his pockets for any valuables. Hitch the horses to the carriage, and get on.

(not sure how much actions i can take beyond this point. My intent is to bring the horses and/or the carriage to kingdom aces, pick him up, and head off to the castle, enjoying a much deserved sip of cool water from his well bucket.)

RESULT

You sneak up on the villager and stab him in the back, clasping your hand over his mouth to make sure he cannot utter much of a sound. He struggles for a moment before dying. Leaving you free to begin hitching the horses to the carriage.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Check to see what I looted from the guards.

RESULT

You looted quite a lot of things. You have a dagger, six gold coins, a couple of eyes, some clothing, an arm, and a scalp to name a few things.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I guess the portal only has room for one person at a time, or something. Oh well, I think I'll just wait to see if Klazam gets those horses.

Check the nearby area for a more convenient container.

RESULT

You look around for a better container, but cannot find one that would be suitable for holding water.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Reject KuroiXHF's offer.
Taste the food from the pot.

RESULT

You coldly reject the offer made by "KuroiXHF." You taste the food from the pot discovering that it is some sort of beef stew. It is also very hot and you burn your tongue. Perhaps serving yourself a smaller portion and giving it time to cool off would work best.

ENTER ACTION: __________

look around

move north

move north

move east

move west

RESULT

You look around the village. You are currently in front of a small house near the edge of the village. To one side it a bridge that would allow you to exit the village. Directly across from you is another house. And lastly, there are more houses and the well to the north. You begin heading in that direction, only you suddenly pause for a moment to walk to the east and then back to the west.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Go 30 feet above the well

Infinite loop GO!

RESULT

You find your vision blurring as you begin to spin rapidly and then you appear in the middle of the air above the well. Unfortunately you do not stay there for long as gravity sends you falling back down towards the bottom of the well. As you fall you bash your head on a jagged rock on the side of the well, which leaves a considerable incision on your forehead. The wound causes you great pain and will need to be addressed soon. You notice that as soon as your head touches the water, it shifts into a portal once again and you go tumbling back into the dark pit.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Sing teapot song soothingly for the panicky guard, then shout ro players outside of well to lower bucket o I can raise everyone back up 1 by 1

RESULT

You try singing to the guard in an attempt to get him to calm down. It seems to be working, until you get sucked into the portal and lose sight of him.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Try doing the following actions in order, stopping if one of those gets me out:
Wake up.
Meditate.
Sleep.

you have to enter a location, like the castle, or the house cheery etc are in. your results box has "enter location" at the bottom instead of "enter action" like everybody else.

looks like the portal was single use :<

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q̶u̶a̶c̶k̶ swim around in the well and taste the water without swallowing

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feel the walls of the well, looking for anything interesting

RESULT

You swallow some water and discover that it seems acceptable for drinking. Then as you begin to examine the walls of the well, you get sucked into the portal.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

>I telepathise some water to Elekitu, then I explore the well.

Wait patiently

ACTION FAILED

Telepathically sending water to someone? It does not work that way around here. Your attempt at telepathy fails as you try exploring the well. But as you are doing so, you get sucked into the portal.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Cry, hoping someone will hear me and give me some water

cry because the game id ded

RESULT

You cry because 'the game' is 'ded'.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

Reply to the captain "Well, when you put it like that, it isn't exactly a hard choice. What do you need us to do?"

RESULT

You stand at attention trying to remember who you were, but are interrupted

(dont worry, you werent going to remember anything)

by the captain who offers you a deal: "Considering your cooperation, perhaps we can work out a deal. Your comrades back in the village have left me shorthanded around the castle. So in exchange for your assistance over the course of the next few days, I will grant you freedom. Or you can always go back to where you started. What do you think?"

ENTER ACTION: __________

Agree to help the captain.

RESULT

"Excellent." Replies the captain. "If you will follow me, we can get you set up with some better gear." You follow him towards the exit, heading down the hallway and into a room filled with lots of armor and weapons. "Now are either of you familiar with how to use a sword?" He asks.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Go 30 feet above the well

Infinite loop GO!

RESULT

You fall down into the portal again. Only this time you are able to avoid the jagged rocks on the side of the well. Your head trauma worsens do to your failure to address the wound.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Try to break into house across street

RESULT

You follow in the footsteps of "Cheery Dog" by climbing in the broken window and gaining access to the house.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

So the guard didn't get portal'd with us, eh?

Grab Felissan, and attempt to link arms with lalaladucks, then try to grab McMenno with my legs. If I can secure everyone, I will attempt to send us to a pub by a dock. Also, I sing the teapot song to reassure my companions that I have a plan.

ACTION FAILED

You are unable to spot anyone else in the portal with you. It appears you will have to go alone and hope they have the same idea as you.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

can we teleport? was there a portal in the well??? so many questions and not enough answers

anyway

Sing teapot song

ACTION FAILED

You try to sing, but your attempts do nothing as you notice that there is no sound in this strange area.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Go upstairs and explore

RESULT

You head up the creaky wooden stairs and arrive at a hallway. You think you can hear sounds of people talking coming from the door at the end on your left.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

bring the horses andthe carriage to kingdom aces, pick him up, and head off to the castle, enjoying a much deserved sip of cool water from his well bucket.

Get picked up

Though the well bucket is probably tied to the well, so you might want to drink it while you're here.

Drink the water while picking up KA then

RESULT

You both get a drink of water before heading off to the castle in your newly acquired carriage.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Find a law or loophole or something that would obligate him to marry me.

ACTION FAILED

You do not even know the law around here. And that is assuming that there is a law around here, because at the moment it appears that anarchy abounds.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Eat the arm that I looted and claim the starting house as my house.

RESULT

You begin eating the arm and claim the 'starting house' as your house.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Wake up in starting house, look at the carnage and mutter ''What the fuck'', I then leave through the front door and examine my surroundings

Look at Annadog and shake my head disapprovingly.

RESULT

You leave the house and look at "Annadog40" shaking your head disapprovingly as a result of the atrocious practices.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

[Aronis]

Look around the surrounding area to try and find anything to do with my sad life.

RESULT

You look around in hopes of finding something to do with your 'sad' life. You could leave the village via the gate, but it would be best to gather supplies first. There are also many buildings in the village where you could explore and find stuff. Maybe you could even meet some friendly(?) villagers while you are at it.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Teleport over the captain and knock him out using the momentum from my 60+ ft fall

RESULT

You teleport on top of the captain, crashing down on him. You knock him to the ground smashing his head on the stone floor leaving him unconscious.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Check how many rooms are in my new house.

RESULT

You discover that there is one room in 'your' new house.

ENTER ACTION: __________

RESULT

"Excellent." Replies the captain. "If you will follow me, we can get you set up with some better gear." You follow him towards the exit, heading down the hallway and into a room filled with lots of armor and weapons. "Now are either of you familiar with how to use a sword?" He asks.

ENTER ACTION: __________

If you got it, I'll take a battle axe, a scimitar, a lance, and/or a recurve bow and arrows.

RESULT

"Take whatever you want-" the captain gestures toward the wall full of weapons. Only he is cut short by someone crashing down on top of him. The armory has lances, axes, and bows. Unfortunately they do not appear to possess scimitars.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I decide to give up and find myself a beautiful gullible maiden with a huge rack.

RESULT

You give up trying to get "Cheery Dog" to marry you and decide to look for a gullible maiden. Unfortunately you do not see any nearby at the moment. Perhaps you would have better luck if you specified a location to look.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Sing teapot song ruefully. Travel to a pub by a dock alone

RESULT

You appear a few feet above the water splashing down into it. Unfortunately you are not alone as "McMenno" appears next to you. You notice a dock a couple of feet away.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Follow ConManMick

I ain't givin' up on ya

RESULT

You appear a few feet above the water splashing down into it. You notice a dock a couple of feet away.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Leave the driving to Klazam.

RESULT

You allow "Klazam" to drive the carriage, choosing to relax and enjoy the view.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Go through the door to my left and announce in a loud clear voice "HI mum, I'm home!"

RESULT

You walk to the end of the hallway and enter the room shouting out. "Cheery, is that you?" A man asks as he drops some sort of a club in shock at your return and embraces you. You see a woman and little girl emerge from the corner of the room to greet you, clearly excited at your return.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Make sure there's no obvious bloodstains on my or KA's clothes, if there is any, attempt to clean it off.

When the castle is in sight, head a bit off the road and stop.

KA: So got any ideas for what we should do?

RESULT

You do not find any bloodstains on your clothing as you plan to pull off the road once you get closer to the castle.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

I started working on an update for this and will finish and post it sometime tomorrow morning/early afternoon.

[Aronis]

can i boop something

RESULT

You wonder if you could 'boop' something. Assuming it is a simple action that requires no witchcraft or wizardry, you probably could if you give it a try.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I follow ConManMick while singing the teapot song, except I replace "I just shout" with "I just violently explode"

RESULT

You follow "ConManMick" singing the teapot song with the

improved

lyrics.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Cry the teapot song

ACTION FAILED

Crying a song would be quite difficult and is not a skill you currently posses. Perhaps with some proper training you could achieve your goals.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Ok so the well dropped us in the actual water, dang.

I beckon to McMenno and wade ashore, humming the teapot song thoughtfully and making for the pub. I would like to find any sailors or captains who may be inside

What teapot songs are you guys singing sheesh

can I use the resonance of the teapot song to communicate with all other players who have sang, hummed, whistled or otherwise made teapot song-esque noises?

RESULT

You wade ashore, while humming the teapot song of course. You are near the pub preparing to enter, but are stopped by a most intriguing idea. Could you use the teapot song to communicate with other players as if you were a whale or something? It might be worth a shot.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I will specify my search for the large-canned maiden at the nearby village, in the commons.

RESULT

You decide to search for the maiden of your dreams in the village. A wise choice. Not seeing anybody out and about on the street, you decide to knock on the door of the nearest unexplored house. Unfortunately an old man opens the door and seems quite alarmed about your presence. "What do you want?" He asks.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Ransack the nearest house (That isn't the starting house) and then leave the village with whatever I find.

RESULT

You decide to ransack a house. You head over to the nearest house, which happens to be where "Cheery Dog" and "itlepip" currently are. You enter through the broken window and find that the house seems to lack any real valuables. But there are various pieces of furniture and perhaps with a detailed search you could find even more items.

ENTER ACTION: __________

That wasn't the reaction I was expecting.

talk to family about my past, leaving in all the juicy bits

RESULT

You start to talk to your family about your past and it all starts coming back to you. At least somewhat, you begin to remember your life in this village. You remember leaving the village now, you were going to serve in an army, only what you did as a soldier you still have no clue about. As a result, you find very little to tell them about as they know your past up until the point you left. You notice your lack of memories leaves them quite troubled. "You must be quite hungry and there's soup on the fire. Perhaps you would like to eat and then tell us more later?" Your mother suggests, guiding you out of the room and downstairs where you are greeted with an unpleasant(?) surprise. You see "itlepip" carrying the pot of food towards you and find "Iprobablysuck" looking around suspiciously.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Look around

RESULT

You look around as your carriage pulls to a halt on the roadside due to you getting closer to the castle. You see very little of interest, just lots of grassy plains.

ENTER ACTION: __________

RESULT

"Take whatever you want-" the captain gestures toward the wall full of weapons. Only he is cut short by someone crashing down on top of him. The armory has lances, axes, and bows. Unfortunately they do not appear to possess scimitars.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Immediately attack the person who landed on the Captain and put them in a rear naked chokehold.

RESULT

You try to put "Felissan" in a chokehold. It doesn't work, but it provides the perfect opening for "randomidget" to stab "Felissan" in the arm.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Disarm Kublai Khan with aikido

RESULT

You deflect "Kublai Khan's" attacks, but are left vulnerable as "randomidget" stabs you in the arm causing you a great deal of pain.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I'll take a sword, shield, a couple of knives and some head and body armour

Stab Felissan in the arm

RESULT

You quickly grab a knife and stab "Felissan" in the arm with the intent of grabbing the rest of the weapons after the fight is finished.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Code: Select all

go to location: new york city

ACTION FAILED

Error: INVALID LOCATION

PLEASE TRY AGAIN

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Go inside the house, and search for a map.

Your house? I'm pretty sure that starting house/building isnt yours.

Also: Kick Annadog

RESULT

You start to go inside the house, but are stopped by "Annadog40" which erupts into an argument and you try to kick the deranged cannibal. You miss and "Annadog40" stabs you in the eye. You are in critical condition.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Start a fire and use the rope on the floor to make a makeshift bed.

Yell at Ircher for trespassing in my house.

I claimed it. It is now mine. You must now leave the premises.

Well fine, could of just left but instead you decided to be mean.

Stab Ircher

.

RESULT

You yell at "Ircher" for 'trespassing' and an argument ensues. You decide to settle it by stabbing "Ircher" leaving him in critical condition.

ENTER ACTION: __________

May I jump /in?

Yes!!!! Just post an action.

Eat food in pot then bring food upstairs.

RESULT

You taste the soup and then start to haul it upstairs only to be stopped in your tracks by "Cheery Dog" and the residents of the house coming downstairs.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

Try to cry the teapot song until I've learnt how to do it successfully

ACTION FAILED

Crying the teapot song is not something that can be learned with simple trial and error.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Try to beckon Elekitu to our location using the teapot song communication network (tm)

ACTION FAILED

It is very difficult to communicate using the teapot song network and something that cannot be accomplished with your weak level of concentration.

ENTER ACTION: __________

punch felissan in the face until he is out cold

Co-ordinate attack on "Felissan" with "randommidget". Sharing the goal to render "Felissan" unconscious.

RESULT

You both gang up on "Felissan" who seems uninterested in defending himself. As a result you easily render "Felissan" unconscious.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I close my eyes, and sit on the ground, far enough from the pub that they won't see me. I focus on the teapot song, emptying everyrhing else from my mind. Then, I begin to chant it at a very low frequency, so it travels well. I would like to impart to all who have sang, cried, hummed etc. That McMenno and I are on to a sure thing and they should come join us via the well.

McMenno if this works we're gonna have a new life at sea it's gonna be rad

ACTION FAILED

You close your eyes and sit on the ground clearing everything from your mind. You begin to chant the song at a low frequency so it will travel better. Unfortunately you struggle to connect with everyone, the challenge of contacting everyone overwhelms you. You might have more success if you focus on messaging a single target.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Scope out the Castle's defenses.

And also get my pet bird to attack Annadog.

ACTION FAILED

The castle is not particularly large or imposing compared to what you might expect, but it still poses quite the challenge to a two-man army. It has a moat though and a drawbridge which is currently raised. Not to mention a lookout tower that would spot you coming well in advance of your arrival assuming they have not already seen you. Getting inside will be quite difficult without help from inside.

You do not possess a pet bird.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I ask the old man to direct me to the nearest village, full of buxom women. If needed, I can offer amazing tales of heroics as payment.

RESULT

The man slams the door in your face, clearly uninterested in helping you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

give soup to cheery family and punch I probably suck.

RESULT

You hand the soup to "Cheery Dog," then turn around and punch "Iprobablysuck" in the face.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Try to convince Cherry Dog's family that i'm not robbing them.

Duck the punch and kick itlepip in the family jewels

ACTION FAILED

You try to convince the family that you are not robbing them which seems to work. Unfortunately while doing so you get punched in the face by "itlepip" which causes no real harm, but stuns you enough to cause your kick to miss.

ENTER ACTION: __________

G take soup back to fire place.

Explain to family that these were fellow inmates.

ACTION FAILED

You take the soup back over to the fireplace while explaining to your family that "itlepip" and "Iprobablysuck" were inmates with you. Your family has no issues understanding why they got locked up, but they seem nervous about them being here though. It is probably a result of their behavior at the moment.

ENTER ACTION: __________

find the nearest person to me and boop them

RESULT

You boop "Annadog40," who is currently distracted by "Ircher" and an imaginary bird.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Scream an agonizingly high pitched scream at Annadog. Then search for a dictor while yelling for help.

(And that isn't cool at all, @Annadog)

Open the door and attack Annadog again (when the bird arrives if it arrives).

(And if I die, my final will is that the divine may seek vengeance against Annadog's wicked actions.)

RESULT

You scream in agony and start to search for a doctor for a minute. But then when you get premonitions about a bird arriving to help you attack "Annadog40," you decide to go near the door waiting for the bird to show up so you can attack "Annadog40." The bird has not shown up yet.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Say "That's what you get for attacking me!" while gently pushing Ircher out of the house and shutting the door behind him. Then practice my knife skills on a resurrected Kappy.

Defend myself with knife once (or if) bird arrives otherwise continue with current action.

You know, you could of gone off and looked for help in the teleporting well but instead you decided to attack me again. Stab Ircher if they enter again.

RESULT

You yell at "Ircher" shutting the door to the house. You anxiously wait by the door, prepared to attack him and the bird if they enter.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Inventory

RESULT

You do not have anything in your inventory at the moment.

ENTER ACTION: __________

look around for a conveniently placed piece of siege weaponry

RESULT

You look around for siege weaponry, but do not find anything.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

ALERT

The sun is starting to set for those near the village and castle. It will be night very soon.

Find medical supplies and/or a doctor. Ignore Annadog.

RESULT

You walk away from the house hoping to find medical supplies and a doctor. Perhaps one of the houses hold something that might be useful to you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Try to leave through window and go rob the neighbors instead.

RESULT

You jump out the window with the intent of heading to a different house. The two closest houses to you at the moment are "Annadog40's" house and the house "KuroiXHF" is currently at.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Use CMM's method to contact Elekitu

RESULT

You follow "ConManMick's" example in order to contact "Elekitu." Only you realize you do not have a message you are trying to send. It would certainly be easier to send a single message considering your lack of experience and training in this area.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Am I still tied up? if so, break chair and escape to room with swords and grab sword

RESULT

You notice that you are not tied up to a chair. Instead free to roam about as you wish, but unfortunately there are no more swords nearby.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Oh well. I still think it was worth it, if only for the reactions.

Though I have no clue what to do now. I'm not entirely sure I want to storm the castle, especially since it looks like diplomacy is the only option, and it's pretty clear that I have very little of that skill.

Take a nap.

RESULT

Perfect timing: you prepare for sleep as soon as the day starts coming to an end. You lay down in the back of the carriage and drift into sleep, clearly exhausted by the day's events.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Repair window

RESULT

You begin trying to fix the window, only it is quite hard to repair shattered glass leaving you struggling to make any progress.

"Don't worry about that, I'll deal with it later." Your father says clearly unconcerned about the window. "Tell us more about where you've been."

ENTER ACTION: __________

boop anna until she notices me

RESULT

You boop "Annadog40" again and she appears to notice you, though she seems quite happy to just ignore you at the moment.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Find a rope and tie up "Felissan". Ask randomidget to check on the captain.

RESULT

You grab a rope from the corner of the armory and start tying "Felissan" up. You ask "randomidget" to check on the captain, but you do not get a response.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Look around house.

RESULT

You look around the house. You are currently in the family's main living space. It's similar to the house you started in, just with a lot more furniture. You notice a staircase leading to an upstairs area on the left. There is a fireplace on the far right wall. There does not appear to be anything incredibly valuable lying around as the family is not very wealthy.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Practice knife skills on Kappy.

Notice Killthestory, then go back to practicing knife skills on Kappy.

RESULT

You notice "Killthestory." Unfortunately "Kappy" seems to have faded into an oblivion and is probably gone forever. Clearly some very powerful "gods" were unhappy and decided to wipe "Kappy" from the face of this world.

ENTER ACTION: __________

repeat Teapot Communication attempt, specifically attempting to contact lalaladucks and tell her where we've gone

RESULT

Once again you enter your 'teapot communication' trance specifically targeting "lalaladucks." Unfortunately you cannot seem to locate "lalaladucks" at the moment, there is too much interference to communicate to someone not currently grounded in reality.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Obviously the man is senile. I yell at him and tell him that I was sent by his grandson as his dying wish.

RESULT

"Go away, I don't have any children." he shouts back as you hear him locking the door to make sure you do not get in. Perhaps you should try another house.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Damn.

Take a nap also, and wait for a dream vision giving me a clue what to do next.

RESULT

You decide to take a nap next to "KingdomAces," hoping for a dream to guide you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Use the power of my determination to cry the teapot song

ACTION FAILED

Sheer determination cannot teach you how to cry the teapot song. Perhaps you should try singing it instead.

ENTER ACTION: __________

check if guard is still waiting.

RESULT

There is one guard nearby tending to the horses. Other then that you do not spot anyone.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

ALERT

Night is beginning to arrive on the seashore. Night has officially arrived at the village and castle; it is pitch black outside.

examine fireplace, take any firemaking supplies or any poker if there is any.

RESULT

You walk over to the fireplace and take the poker. Cheery's family notices you, but does not seem to care about you taking it.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I try the next house and I go shirtless, to aid as a conversation piece.

RESULT

You take off your shirt, which may not be a terrible idea with you being in prison clothes. You walk over to the next house and knock on the door. Nobody answers. The resident(s) are probably asleep or at least they are not answering the door at this hour.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Locate and follow Kuroi, but keep my distance.

RESULT

You find KuroiXHF wandering around the village knocking on doors. You decide to watch from a distance.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Wake up and whisper "That was an accident"

RESULT

You slowly wake up, slightly disoriented from the wounds you suffered. You discover that you are tied up and lying on the floor. You whisper to randomidget and Kublai Khan, but they do not seem to care about you at the moment.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Hmmm. . . Gather up the dead body parts and put them in the center of the room.

RESULT

You gather the body parts in your collection and place them in the center of the room.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Run around. Find weapon. Weild weapon.

RESULT

You run around the house looking for a weapon, but do not see much. You could try taking a limb if that suits your fancy. If not you would probably have better luck looking in one of the other houses around the village.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Well McMenno, looks like it's getting late. Maybe we should try again tomorrow.

I go into the pub, and look around for any sailors and/or their officers. Also I've forgotten if I have money, but if I do, I'll get food for myself and McMenno.

RESULT

You walk into the pub to find that the small establishment is booming with business, there are quite a few sailors around. You walk over to the bar and order some food for you and McMenno.

"Runnin' away from the law?" The bartender asks noting your clothing.

ENTER ACTION: __________

check for a pulse, ask Kublai to try and find a medic

RESULT

You check for a pulse and discover that the captain is alive; you direct Kublai Khan to go find help.

ENTER ACTION: __________

instead of napping I follow cmm into the pub

RESULT

You follow ConManMick into the pub where he orders some food for you at the bar.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Throw a rock into a window of the house Kuroi was at, go in and look for Food, Water and Camping Supplies.

Happy Birthday!!!

RESULT

You pick up a large rock and throw it into the window of the house; you climb in the window and look around. You spot the old man that had answered the door and he appears quite alarmed by your presence.

"W- What are you doing here?" he asks nervously.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Once "Felissan" is securely tied up, go off and call out to the other guards to help find a medic.

RESULT

You run out of the armory into the hallway shouting for some guards. Two quickly come running to your aid.

"What's going on here?" One of them asks.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Speak of everything I remember about my past.

RESULT

You tell them the little you remember. Your father, sensing that you cannot remember much, decides to change the subject.

"So who's your friend there?" he asks, gesturing to itlepip.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Hope to have a prophetic dream.

Hope to have a prophetic dream.

RESULT

You hope for a prophetic dream as you sleep.

ENTER ACTION: __________

walk around.

RESULT

You walk around in the stables. You could walk upstairs or you could try stealing a horse and getting out of here. But that would probably be difficult when you take into account the drawbridge and large amounts of guards.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

stargaze

RESULT

You walk outside and gaze at the stars.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Cry the teapot song, or die trying

ACTION FAILED

You try to cry the teapot song, but fail. Luckily your failure doesn't kill you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I didn't know I was in prison clothes. In that case, I take off all my clothes, break inside and rummage through someone's dresser in search of non-prisony clothing.

RESULT

You strip down to nothing and go to break into the house but the door is locked. You will need to break down the door or smash a window assuming you cannot find any other way in.

ENTER ACTION: __________

question Felisann about who he is and where he came from

RESULT

You question Felissan to no avail.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Enchant the two guards by singing the teapot song, then tell them randomidget and Kublai Khan tried to assassinate the captain and frame me

RESULT

You try to enchant the guards by singing the teapot song. It does not work as one of the guards starts dragging you out of the room and down the stairs.

ENTER ACTION: __________

look around village for weapons

RESULT

You look around the village for weapons. You do not spot anything designed for combat, but you can probably find something if you look in the right areas or by being creative.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Wave poker nonthreateningly at Cheery's family and then go outside and try to spot someone else.

RESULT

You wave the poker at Cheery's family before heading outside. You see numerous players milling around the village right now, the villagers themselves seem to be sleeping though.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Fall asleep outside.

RESULT

You fall asleep.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Attempt to summon a demon to possess the dead body parts in the center of the room.

RESULT

You try to summon a demon. It does not work.

ENTER ACTION: __________

He was someone sitting in the room when I left, we didn't have time for introductions.

RESULT

"So any idea who locked you up in that house? Was it that sleazy mayor of ours?" Your father asks.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I would like to beckon elekitu to us

I think you missed this :^)

I was under the impression you wanted to go inside/drown yourself instead???

Goddamnit

Ok I think we better change our strategy here.

place the wagon directly on the road, kick one of the wheels so that it breaks off.

Lay in wait for a unsuspecting passerby to help (Rob him)

KA, in for the highwayman life?

RESULT

You move the wagon into the center of the road and smash one of the wheels. You decide to lay in wait to rob someone, unfortunately the road seems to be deserted at this time.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I think I'll stay asleep for a bit. I'll get to actually doing things eventually.

RESULT

You continue to sleep.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Say to the man, in the most intimidating voice possible,

LISTEN HERE BUB, I WANT ALL YOUR FOOD AND WATER (AND A TENT IF YOU HAVE ONE) AND I WANT THEM

NOW

RESULT

"The food's in the kitchen, take anything you need." he points towards the kitchen, clearly intimidated and frightened.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Aww shit I thought I was dressed like a guard

I lean against the bar, and shrug. "We woke up in a cell this morning, with many others. None of us knew how we came to be there, or why. The others attacked the guards, and my companion and I managed to escape. We're looking for gainful employment at sea. I've got no past anymore, but I'll be damned if I don't get a future."

RESULT

"Well ya came to the right place. The law don't got no meaning here." The bartender says serving you and McMenno your food.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Tell the other guards to get a medic and to jail "Felissan" for assaulting the captain.

RESULT

One guard grabs Felissan and the other runs off to get a medic leaving you and randomidget in the armory.

ENTER ACTION: __________

instead of doing that I start a fight

RESULT

You decide to flip the nearest table over on three off-duty sailors. They jump up from their seats clearly upset. The nearest one tries to tackle you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

go upstairs!

RESULT

You head upstairs coming to a landing. On your right is a dark hallway and in front of you is more stairs. You notice one of the guards hauling Felissan down the stairs in front of you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

I punch him in the face

RESULT

You punch the man in the face stunning him. Only to notice that one of the others sitting at the table you flipped over picked up a bottle and hurled it at your head. You do not stand a very good chance fighting three on one.

ENTER ACTION: __________

arm myself properly and wait with the captain

go out into hallway and coincidentally bump into my mate from the carriage Radja

RESULT

You grab a sword, shield, and dagger. Then put a set of armor on before wandering out into the hallway and bumping into Radja.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Keep trying to cry the teapot song

ACTION FAILED

You cannot cry the teapot song without training.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I will break the door open while yelling in a sound frequency OPPOSITE to whatever the sound of breaking a door is, essentially Mcguyvering a noise cancellation.

RESULT

You break down the door yelling in an attempt to cancel out the sound. It does not work and ends up making sure half the village hears you as you break down the door and enter the house yelling. You hear people upstairs in the house scrambling around, clearly alarmed by you breaking in.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Hit nearest outdoors player over the head with poker as hard as I can and then say hi.

RESULT

You hit Killthestory over the head with the poker and say hi to him.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Blaming the mayor sounds like a good plan to me. Blame him.

RESULT

You blame the mayor for what happened to you.

"I knew that man wasn't any good. All he ever does is hide in his mansion while we all suffer. Too bad we can't get rid of him with half the guards having fled." Your father replies.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Walk towards the kitchen but then turn back around to the old man and ask, ''Do you have a backpack or something I can put this food in?''

RESULT

You turn around to find that the old man has fled upstairs to get away from you leaving you alone to take whatever you want.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Go find an honest job and apply for it

RESULT

You prepare to look for an honest job but are ambushed by itlepip who hits you on the head with a poker giving you a minor wound.

ENTER ACTION: __________

If I didn't grab them already, grab and equip an axe, a dagger, and a bow with some arrows.

Yell at any remaining guards to search the premises for any other intruders.

RESULT

You grab your weapons. Then you notice the guard coming back with a medic and you direct him to go search the castle.

"You want to be a guard? Do it yourself." The guard replies rather harshly, clearly upset about being told what to do.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Tarter the heck sauce! OK um . . . Put all of the body parts into the fire and try to contact a demon using the smoke.

RESULT

You put the body parts into the fire and begin your weird ritual again.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Continue to sleep until the morning.

Mentally think that Annadog is mentally insane.

RESULT

You sleep until morning, thinking that Annadog40 is insane.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Say Hi to everybody I meet while I'm carried to the dungeon

RESULT

You say hi to Radja and randomidget as you are carried down the dark hallway and thrown into a prison cell. The guard slams and locks the door shut behind you. The cell is incredibly familiar. You have been here before.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Sneak up on a lonely guard and break his neck

RESULT

You look around for a lonely guard to kill, but you do not see anyone. The only guards are in a different part of the village or at the castle.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

srry about the delay. I will try to update this later today or tomorrow

[Aronis]

bump

[Aronis]

pagetop!

[Aronis]

Train to cry the teapot song by crying the teapot song

ACTION FAILED

You cannot cry the teapot song without training.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Achieve inspiration from the ritual and change into a guard outfit and check if there really is a map in my house.

RESULT

You are already wearing a guard outift. Getting inspiration from your horrific ritual, you look around your house for a map but do not see one. Apparently the god of burnt body parts is on vacation right now.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Engage the infinite time loop by going back to the time I was here for the last time

RESULT

You try to engage an infinite time loop. Unfortunately you are stuck in reality at the moment and time travel is not an option.

ENTER ACTION: __________

If the captain is awake -- Inform him that his men are poorly disciplined. Offer to join his guard and whip them into to shape if he'll grant you authority over them.

If the captain is still unconscious -- Leave him to the medic. Ask a passing guard for directions to the barracks. Go there and sleep.

RESULT

The captain is slowly waking up, but still not in great shape so you leave him to the medic and head towards the barracks. You climb into one of the vacant beds and go to sleep.

ENTER ACTION: __________

ask itlepip if he wants to find an honest job, and then go look for one disregarding his answer

RESULT

You ask itlepip if he wants to look for an honest job. itlepip agrees and bashes you on the head with the poker. Again. Ouch.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Say to Radja "long story short, we get to go free if we work asguards here for a few days. Grab some kit from the armoury and we can meet up with KK later"

RESULT

You instruct Radja to get some gear from the armory and work alongside you in order to earn freedom.

ENTER ACTION: __________

ask Kill for any supplies he has on him.

say sure and then hit Kill over the head with poker again.

RESULT

You ask killthestory for supplies and agree to look for an honest job with him. Then you bash him over the head with the poker again. You certainly have a weird way of interacting with people.

ENTER ACTION: __________

''Ha ha, sucker..''

Look for Large backpack to put food and water in, and also look for non-Prisoner clothing to wear on my trek to freedom.

RESULT

You scour the house for food and water. You find some bread, an apple, a couple bottles filled with liquid, and a satchel. You do not see any clothes.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Before anyone sees me, I quickly paint myself red and yell, "OH YEAH!" With any luck, they'll think I'm the Kool Aid Man.

RESULT

You plan to paint yourself red and pretend to be the kool aid man, but there is not any red paint around. You hear the footsteps coming down the stairs now. You have a split second to do something before whoever it is finds you.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Ask why the guards ran away.

RESULT

"Th'all just a bunch of cowards when it comes down to it. They'll ransack our homes and beat us down as long as they can, then scatter when things don't go their way. But you best be prepared, they won't stay gone forever, y'all've ruined their image so they'll be lookin' to make y'all suffer when they get the chance." He replied.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Yell at Kuroi for medical supplies.

RESULT

You yell out KuroiXHF hoping he will give you some medical supplies.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I'm starting to think we should go back to the Village. Or maybe we could try to go past the Castle, but for all we know there could be even less there.

Head away from the castle in the direction opposite from where we came.

(Can be overrwritten by Klazam)

Fix the wagon and go along with KA's plan

RESULT

You try to fix the wagon and head around the castle. Unfortunately the smashed wheel is practically impossible to repair with no tools. You will have to find some proper equipment or ditch the wagon.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I WOULD LIKE TO DO THE UNPREDICTABLE BEHAVIORZ

RESULT

You do the most unpredictable thing you can think of.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Go to different part of village where I can find weapons and/or guards

RESULT

You decide to head deeper into the village towards the large building on the hill where there are sure to be some guards. And where the guards are there will of course be weapons after all.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Tell rando I have no clue what's going on.

Gear up and follow rando

RESULT

You gear up grabbing a set of armor, a sword, a shield, and a dagger.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Aronis]

So I guess I'm gonna lock this to prevent it from getting bumped. I'd love to continue this adventure someday, but I'm very busy atm with school-related things.