A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

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Stand up and try to sneak past the guards while they are distracted.

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Ask guard "What defines 'ends well?'"

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Wiggle my shoe off my right foot and pick it up with my right foot then throw it at Elekitu

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I tossed that one at you but I

Take off other shoe and hold it with my right foot.

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As I look around, I try to analyze the situation. I'm armed with a broken bottle, Cheery Dog with a chair leg, Titus with Xalxe, Elekitu with tears, and CMM with the teapot song.
We're outnumbering them! Charge at the closest one with my bottle.

Can't you wait until I'm untied at least?

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Pick up rope from my chair and stuff it into my shoe while the guards aren't looking

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I vote we fight back. Anyone with me?

What do we gain from fighting as apposed to complying?

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Pick up strange liquid and put it on Felissan's wounds.

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Grab Elekitu, throw them at the guard, then rush out the window.

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The door is closed with the guard outside and all of us inside.

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Fair enough

Open the door and follow the guard

Cheery Dog nailed the chair leg to the door.

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With what nails?

Probably used the chair leg as a nail and his fist as a hammer.

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Check to see if I, the other prisoners and the guards have tails.

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Jump out window.

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Shout that there is a guy with a flame stick!

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Look for a bucket.

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Ask guard if I can get a bucket to put out fire.

If guard says yes, walk to the well and look inside.

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Loot the bodies and take everything and change clothing.

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I back up with arms up and say "Ok man, no need to get violent."

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Take what they are wearing underneath and switch out my clothing.

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Say "Taking their clothing will help us blend into a crowd so we aren't arrested when we leave. People are gonna be suspicious if they see someone dressed in prison garments. We can always give them our prison clothing."

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"Not with the armor. You'll be able to pass as a guard. There isn't enough armor for everyone to suit up so some of us could try to pass as civilians."

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"You guys are lame" I say then walk off into the house to look for stuff.

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Go back and loot the bodies of everything now that everyone is gone. Mhahahaha.

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If KingdomAces has some free time, defend myself and run away.

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CURSE THE DISTRACTION, Attempt again to loot guard of everything and not let my superstitions get in the way.

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Check to see what I looted from the guards.

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Eat the arm that I looted and claim the starting house as my house.

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Check how many rooms are in my new house.

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Start a fire and use the rope on the floor to make a makeshift bed.

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Yell at Ircher for trespassing in my house.

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I claimed it. It is now mine. You must now leave the premises.

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Well fine, could of just left but instead you decided to be mean.

Stab Ircher

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Say "That's what you get for attacking me!" while gently pushing Ircher out of the house and shutting the door behind him. Then practice my knife skills on a resurrected Kappy.

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Defend myself with knife once (or if) bird arrives otherwise continue with current action.

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You know, you could of gone off and looked for help in the teleporting well but instead you decided to attack me again. Stab Ircher if they enter again.

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No need to waste your everlasting existence on me Ircher. Just go in the teleporting well and go to a healer or something. Then you can live it up at the pub. Got your whole life ahead of you.

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Practice knife skills on Kappy.

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Notice Killthestory, then go back to practicing knife skills on Kappy.

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I believe in you, Elekitu

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Neato. . . Practice knife skills on Haschel Cedricson.

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Hmmm. . . Gather up the dead body parts and put them in the center of the room.

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Attempt to summon a demon to possess the dead body parts in the center of the room.

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Tarter the heck sauce! OK um . . . Put all of the body parts into the fire and try to contact a demon using the smoke.

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Mentally think that Annadog is mentally insane.

As long as you are not emotionally thinking that I'm physically insane then were all good.

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Achieve inspiration from the ritual and change into a guard outfit and check if there really is a map in my house.

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Gather the gold and my knife and head over to the near by well for some water.

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R.I.P?

???

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Clear