Site Downtime (July 2016)

kuribo · Post Post #21 (isolation #0) » Wed Jul 06, 2016 11:12 am

In post 14, Untrod Tripod wrote:I hear shotty has some ideas

First he needs to make up his mind first about whether he's suing for access or buying the site from mith and banning everyone that looked at him funny

kuribo · Post Post #23 (isolation #1) » Wed Jul 06, 2016 11:33 am

In post 22, Le Cupcake wrote:
In post 21, kuribo wrote:
In post 14, Untrod Tripod wrote:I hear shotty has some ideas

First he needs to make up his mind first about whether he's suing for access or buying the site from mith and banning everyone that looked at him funny
He's going to buy the site first then sue it obv

Lawception

kuribo · Post Post #28 (isolation #2) » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:20 pm

Yeah but he's also threatened to ban people "when he buys the site" over disagreements.

I know because I was one of them. Fuck that guy.

kuribo · Post Post #29 (isolation #3) » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:21 pm

Like I was perfectly willing to just let bygones be whatever and chalk it up to different ideologies and politics but don't fucking threaten me

kuribo · Post Post #31 (isolation #4) » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:25 pm

If he truly cared about the community and had money to blow, he'd offer to help in ways that don't involve silencing his critics, threatening others, or waving his wannabe-power around.

kuribo · Post Post #34 (isolation #5) » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:30 pm

Here's the thing, I don't have a problem with him. Or didn't. We argued in the Trump thread, but hell I hear worse than that on Facebook. He inboxed me here, told me to stay away from him and to "consider myself gone" when he buys the site from mith. I didn't respond, and the mods told me to chill the fuck out, and I made it a point to avoid shotty. Thank you, fuck you, bye. I can easily live the rest of my life keeping him on ignore here anyway.

kuribo · Post Post #36 (isolation #6) » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:31 pm

Kappy with all due respect, you don't know shit. No way was he "joking" when he inboxed me what he said.

kuribo · Post Post #45 (isolation #7) » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:50 pm

Ho Ho Ho what a jokester that guy is

kuribo · Post Post #47 (isolation #8) » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:52 pm

And ircher if I wanted to ridicule him I'd point out "YOURSELF IS ALL ONE WORD"

kuribo · Post Post #51 (isolation #9) » Wed Jul 06, 2016 2:03 pm

In post 49, zakk wrote:this is devolving quickly

i think the best way not to let shotty "win" is to stop talking about him

He's not the Fucking boogeyman

kuribo · Post Post #53 (isolation #10) » Wed Jul 06, 2016 2:04 pm

In post 48, Kappy wrote:
In post 45, kuribo wrote:

Ho Ho Ho what a jokester that guy is
Okay, maybe he's serious, but Iwont let him do what he wants on his own.Ill make sure I know what's going on.
Also, Shotty can be strange sometimes.
Honestly though, I'm done discussing his morals.
Also, why is your phone at 1%?

At 1% because sometimes I get so busy arguing with Internet people that my phone dies

kuribo · Post Post #54 (isolation #11) » Wed Jul 06, 2016 2:05 pm

In post 52, Killthestory wrote:kuribo you're the bogeyman in my best dreams

do you have another battle rap for me cause that would be cool

kuribo · Post Post #56 (isolation #12) » Wed Jul 06, 2016 2:07 pm

Oh shit I broke KTS

kuribo · Post Post #59 (isolation #13) » Wed Jul 06, 2016 2:26 pm

In post 57, Killthestory wrote:my ex wife broke me the first chance she got

*abusive marriage brofist*

kuribo · Post Post #69 (isolation #14) » Thu Jul 07, 2016 2:35 am

In post 67, inte wrote:whats your monthly look like? i could potentially get you free iaas, if you supply hardware

all fkin depends if i can pass a drug test

Not gonna lie, I feel like there's a fascinating story behind this post

kuribo · Post Post #94 (isolation #15) » Thu Jul 07, 2016 5:06 am

In post 90, Firebringer wrote:
In post 87, Oman wrote:
In post 83, BBmolla wrote:Like, epicmafia has a couple paid features like name color and text color and "custom roles"
"Epicmafia does it" is not a serious reason to do anything. And I'm not even talking from a "hue hue fuck those guys" perspective, even though...yeah fuck those guys.

Epicmafia and MSdotnet are different beasts, and different communities, and they have different needs. They're not even close enough to us that they're a good 1:1 analogy.
I think the argument "Simpsons did it" has always been the best argument of why to do something, because if simpsons did it, you know you can do it better. So the equivalent with EpicMafia seems good enough to engage in their behavior and beat them at their own game!

You did not just shit talk The Simpsons.

kuribo · Post Post #95 (isolation #16) » Thu Jul 07, 2016 5:07 am

In post 93, hitogoroshi wrote:Also, if we want to actually get serious about fundraising, we just need a public thread where all "basic respect" rules are nullified but you have to donate $10 to the site for each post you make there.

Or a VIP lounge which is accessible to paid users

kuribo · Post Post #123 (isolation #17) » Thu Jul 07, 2016 12:55 pm

What about a series of MMA fights on Internet pay per view where scummers step into the octagon against one another to settle their forums grudges

I'm sure someone would pay to watch users whoop one another
We could call it Scumfights

Now I kinda wanna do it for free regardless

kuribo · Post Post #137 (isolation #18) » Thu Jul 07, 2016 2:58 pm

On SomethingAwful you can pay $5 to change your avatar and title

Or for $10 you can change someone else's

kuribo · Post Post #165 (isolation #19) » Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:40 am

In post 156, zoraster wrote:Casset Tape of Kuribo's best rants as read by Nick Offerman: 19.99

I'd be willing to record myself reading my own posts in a WWE promo style if mith thought he could make money off it.