Elect The Executioner: GG

[xofelf]

I don't know why i've never played this before, I like writing about brutally murdering people.
/in

[xofelf]

3 to Pablito

[xofelf]

2 to mist
1 to kari

[xofelf]

Why would I murder you first Shadow? That seems like a waste. I would really like to write though

[xofelf]

"Ugh, this has been the worst week", Xof complained.

"I know baby. But it's almost over. You can make it through!"

"I know Shadow, but like, can it just stop? Between all the headaches and stress I just want to sleep the weekend away. Really can't handle people touching me. I'm supposed to have everyone over tonight too and I don't know that I'll be the best host."

"Well don't worry about that silly girl, I'll help out with that, okay? Let me log off Skype here and I can be over in ten minutes and we'll get everything all set up so you can relax and enjoy yourself."

"Okay. Just about everything is ready anyways, and people should be starting to show up in the next half hour anyways. I'll see you soon. The door will be unlocked, just come in. I love you, and thanks."

"I love you too."


Xof closed the Skype window and put on headphones to blast music in the hopes of calming down. She'd been on edge all day. The tiniest thing had seemed to set her off.

I hate when I get like this. I never know what I'm going to do or say if things are too much.

She sighed and picked up the bottle of rum and poured herself another drink. If nothing else, it should at least take the edge off enough to pretend to be fine during the party. Why she ever said she could host was beyond her. Large social gatherings really weren't her scene. But someone had to do it, and she had the space for it.

Xof hears the door open and close behind her.

Oh good, she's finally here.

She feels arms go around her in a hug, and she tried to pull away, shouting "NO DONT TOUCH ME!" The hug doesn't stop. Xof can't breathe. Her skin feels too tight and like there's electricity running all throughout her body. Her brain is all staticy and buzzing. Everything is too much and needs to stop right now. It's not okay. Nothing is okay. notokaynotokaynotokay. pleasestopjuststop. ohgodpleasestopletthisend.

Xof realizes she still has the bottle of rum in her hand, and she swings it behind her. It connects with a loud crack and she just keeps swinging until she can no longer feel anyone touching her. Xof turns around, panting and looks at the woman who has crumpled to the ground in a disheveled heap.

Xof takes a ragged breath. "Why did it have to be you? I told you not to touch me..."

Spoiler:

Kari has bludgeoned to death

[xofelf]

3 to Piggy

[xofelf]

You know you like it

[xofelf]

PiggyExecutioner15 sounds like a slasher flick and I am all for that.

[xofelf]

3 points to pabs

[xofelf]

3 to paaaaaaabs

[xofelf]

2 to shadow
1 to d3f

[xofelf]

i crie ervyteim

[xofelf]

I saw it yo. Patience children Mondays are busy.

3 to piggy

[xofelf]

Oh, well. That deadline is a grumpy time. I miiiiiiight need an extension on it due to /other/ things. I'll get back to you on that tho.

[xofelf]

Once upon a time, there was a group of friends who decided to play a murderous game together. There was Xofaloffagus who would really love to join in on the calls much more often but needs to stop having stress migraines first, and she was the fairest ruler of all of Mish Mash. There was the beautiful Shadowlady, who is as adorable as she is tough which is very much. She was very good at being there, and making all the girls feel pretty. There was also the Piggygirl, who was the smallest but not the forgottenest. She knew what was most important, and thus was Queen of Fanfictions. And lastly there was the Great Pabs. He was the last boy standing and this was by no accident, with him being the cleverest. And thus we come to the beginning of this story....

You see, xoffeetoffee had quite the conundrum. There were only 3 spots available in this next round, and there were 4 people. She was going to have to murder somebody, but how was she to choose? Favouritism was out with these 3, she's ridiculously fond of all of them in various ways. She had promised Shadow that she would murder her last and sexily, but Pabs already wrote about dungeons and chains so that was out. She could murder pabs, but she had practically begged him to join the game, and all girl finals are just so expected. She already had practice in murdering boys, as Snakes could attest to in Bahamas. She could murder Piggy as she wouldn't see it coming. But Piggy didn't seem inclined to murder her any time soon, so why would she want to do that? It was a huge problem.

"What am I to do? Please help me, O Wise Bella Fairy, you're my only hope!"

Spoiler:

The almighty powerful Bella Fairy swoops down like jet fighter and picks up a terrified Shadow and flies off into the sunset with her, and she is never heard from again.

Shadow is dead... I guess?

[xofelf]

BECAUSE I LIKE BOYS TOOO GOD HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN?

I also honestly had no idea who I was going to murder until I was writing it, sooooooooooooo.

[xofelf]

3 points to Piggy

[xofelf]

I WILL NEVER STOP USING HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS. YOU JUST TRY AND STOP ME!

Also <3333333

[xofelf]

We should find out

[xofelf]

Woah, who said you could use one of MY icicles to kill pabs? unbelievable. i didn't approve this at ALL.

Also, I just wanted to be the one to write about murdering Shadow, okay? that's all i wanted...