#SurvivorMeet (June 9-13) / NC Mountains [SoThis...'17?]

[Xalxe]

oh my gods

I have, from when I ran two Survivor campouts, a bunch of challenge ideas that I pulled off IRL for pretty cheap. So, like, if the mod team wants them.

[Xalxe]

plz2be sending PM

If you don't hear from me in 72 hours hit me with a stick

Also depending on cost/timing/etc this might be a thing I'd consider

[Xalxe]

If anybody knows how to remove passwords from old Word files, hit me up; some of my files are locked and they're from like 10 years ago so I have zero idea what I made the password.

ed: I remembered, problem solved

[Xalxe]

I'm here for talking shit in confessionals!

EDIT: dammit pagetop, this was re: filming

[Xalxe]

don't pass out

Damn, there goes my plan to pull a Skupin and be medevaced!

[Xalxe]

How many live challenges will there be?

[Xalxe]

Can we have a pineapple pizza night?

Clearly this is the gross food challenge

[Xalxe]

Please attempt to call me by my username

[Xalxe]

Dibs on Chanseying

I called it, it's my thing

[Xalxe]

what the fuck cc

[Xalxe]

I like the gaming house

[Xalxe]

Make the prize a crappy bowling trophy

boom.

I vote something weirder, like a hat or a mug or something.

[Xalxe]

Dammit I have a boyfling

[Xalxe]

Buffs are 'spensive tho

[Xalxe]

Honestly I'm sure that for the right price you can find someone who will engrave ANYTHING for you but let's aim for slightly classier maybe?

[Xalxe]

What if the winner gets to take home the immunity idol?

+1

[Xalxe]

Everyone will get to take home their buffs!

So you won't make us burn them after we lose on Redemption Island?

[Xalxe]

Is that per night or for the whole weekend? Because that's an awesome number if it's the latter.

[Xalxe]

Tribe color, doubles as buffs. A concept.

[Xalxe]

I'd be fine with bandanas as buffs. I've also made buffs in the past but it was...an effort and requires a sewing machine.

[Xalxe]

Also, we're discussing possible transportation options right now. It's going to be impossible for me/Nuwen/Grimm to transport everybody in our cars (we can fit a total of 10 other people besides us, which still leaves us 6 people short), so if you're driving, that would be amazeballs. If you're not driving, and you're taking a bus, you can bus directly to the terminal in the mountains. If we don't have room for everyone, we'll have to rent a van or two, which I would expect to be split between all attendees. Everyone should also try to keep luggage to a minimum, as it's hard to really fit 19 different sets of luggage in a car.

Where is the actual cabin and/or what are the closest points of interest? For planning purposes.

(If I end up driving down from Ohio/PA I'm happy to pick people up if there's gas money involved)

[Xalxe]

What does timing look like on the back end (the 13th?)

(I am figuring out my total cost before I commit monies)

[Xalxe]

That's what I was looking for.

[Xalxe]

If there's a psych eval I'm /out

[Xalxe]

Needs some green.

[Xalxe]

How dare you put those two in the same sentence.

[Xalxe]

CC you are literally the youngest on the playerlist

[Xalxe]

YOU DONT KNOW HOW OLD I AM XALXE!

Posting like that my guess is 14

[Xalxe]

At no point did it ask me who I was?

[Xalxe]

*casually plays for both teams*

[Xalxe]

Oh my gods for reals

[Xalxe]

Drench will you be my Idol-scumming partner

[Xalxe]

what does that mean

It means I'm bringing a cardboard box with "Legendary" on it in magic marker

stop trying to vote me out already

[Xalxe]

honestly cant wait for the inevitable pregaming :/

@mods please design tribes to split up obvious pregame alliances

yes 16 tribes of 1 excellent idea

[Xalxe]

so matt's not invited to my pregame skyping alliance

(seriously I am 100% on board with cracking down on strategizing until we're at the site, a Scout is trustworthy and shit)

[Xalxe]

(can I be the bi spy)

[Xalxe]

Just to throw this out there:

In the event I do get to go, I'd likely opt to drive there, I'd be driving from Ohio to the location, (~7 hour drive). If there is anyone on the way who would be interested in car pooling with me ^_^.

if you're in columbus like I remember I will happily pick your ass up

[Xalxe]

Pregame strategizing #confirmed

[Xalxe]

If by pregame strategizing, you mean talking about transportation and financials, I am guilty as charged.

Carpools are the new voting blocs!

[Xalxe]

That ceiling fan won't be intact by the time I'm through with it

[Xalxe]

tbh I'd be down for a drinking challenge >.>

throwing this challenge super hella hard

[Xalxe]

im waking people up by playing revelry every morning at sunrise. be ready

I swear to christ if you do this, I will stab you harder than I ever stabbed Mama June and Simba combined.

I will not! I support this endeavor!

[Xalxe]

im waking people up by playing revelry every morning at sunrise. be ready

I swear to christ if you do this, I will stab you harder than I ever stabbed Mama June and Simba combined.

oh u thought this was just physical challenges and puzzles?

CUTE

GET READY FOR 5AM WAKEUP CALLS FOLLOWED BY LONG FORM ENDURANCE CHALLENGES

BOOT CAMP TIME

so glad I'm going to this

[Xalxe]

Yeah we'll need to keep this rolling pretty consistently. I won't wake y'all up early but I'll expect that we're all awake by 11 and playing the game by noon, AT LEAST

Noon at the earliest? FUCKING LAME-ASS

[Xalxe]

I will be up early af because that is how I am

Totes not to Idolhunt, nahhhh

[Xalxe]

what the FUCK Amazon honestly

[Xalxe]

I am still super stoked about this whole event

[Xalxe]

Should I be researching these dank memes to fit in?

[Xalxe]

I accept your

alliance

proposal!

[Xalxe]

loldrama

[Xalxe]

I figured we were getting bags of rice & beans and left to hunt for ourselves? No?

[Xalxe]

I have a big-ass 6-quart crockpot if that's useful to you at all.

Also will there be an invitational Big Brother game after this meet, as we can't exactly do a mafia invitational? Or will we all hate each other by Sunday?

[Xalxe]

You know what happened to the last person to say that!

[Xalxe]

Hype!

[Xalxe]

So gamma's running the pre-jury vacation then

[Xalxe]

finalizing starting tribes now

*slips Reck a $20* put me on the blue tribe

[Xalxe]

I'm here for all of this

[Xalxe]

It's not really 39 days? Man!

[Xalxe]

something something we don't have a clown statue

[Xalxe]

Does that mean we should be planning to arrive at the house later (for those of us who are driving our own chariots)?

[Xalxe]

I'm only 4 years older than you I promise not to patronize you too much

[Xalxe]

bitch I'm broke why do you think I'm playing Survivor

[Xalxe]

So the game runs late Thursday to Saturday night? wHOOOOOOOOOO that is gonna be...a time

[Xalxe]

How many of those carpools will become pregame alliances HMM

none please

(realistically: all of them)

[Xalxe]

Will you just follow CC around all weekend mimicking his every move? It's the only way to replicate my confusion every time you post.

[Xalxe]

Reck, did you ever send us drivers the address of the cabin?

[Xalxe]

Serious question Reck: what board games do you own because I don't wanna bring duplicates for no reason

[Xalxe]

xof bring Mark

[Xalxe]

My car is still the Chansey Chariot, sorry Kabutoberry

[Xalxe]

Are you sorry for brutally slaughtering him?

Never.

[Xalxe]

Also if anyone wants to host a Mole game on Sunday or something you will be my favorite person in the world and I will give you copious amounts of (insert form of physical affection of your choosing).

I'm just gonna decide to be The Mole and start sabotaging breakfast if that's okay

(also if the game ran into Sunday morning I wouldn't complain, I'd rather have it not be frenzied & rushed)

[Xalxe]

I have a crockpot, limited culinary knowledge and first aid training

[Xalxe]

I can't do shrimp/crab/lobster. Because that was totally on the menu...

Same, just for the record.

[Xalxe]

@Reck I have a suggestion: get a piece of fabric in the merge color to function as a flag, we all sign it, winner takes it home

If you need I will purchase said fabric if you tell me the right color

[Xalxe]

Dude I was excited because I thought you were about to purpose capture the flag or something. I don't know why my mind went there.

@Reck I have a suggestion: capture the flag challenge

[Xalxe]

/in for first boot from PingPong

[Xalxe]

@Reck I have a suggestion: get a piece of fabric in the merge color to function as a flag, we all sign it, winner takes it home

If you need I will purchase said fabric if you tell me the right color

can u find fabric that is "the gates of hell erupted upon our planet, burning everything alive with mighty supernatural fire"?

Guy Fieri Flames design, got it

[Xalxe]

You always have a scummer in your house

I don't have a house

[Xalxe]

I demand pictures of everyone getting together tomorrow

[Xalxe]

I demand pictures of everyone getting together tomorrow

Will you also have sad alone pics to trade?

fuck you I'm driving Berry

[Xalxe]

Xalxe's Chansey Chariot [OHIO->MOUNTAINS]
Xalxe
Blackberry (unsure if this is happening or not?)

oh it's happening

for better or worse

[Xalxe]

I did not like that simulation.

[Xalxe]

can we skype you in to give a bitter FTC speech about how you weren't even THERE

[Xalxe]

pics or it didn't happen

[Xalxe]

okeydokey

If anybody has Two Rooms and a Boom please2bring thx

[Xalxe]

I have crockpot

[Xalxe]

guys, part 3

[Xalxe]

I'ma go pick me a Berry, y'all.

[Xalxe]

Xalxe wants a karokee challenge.

This is a filthy lie and I won't have it spread any further

[Xalxe]

We're lost in Tennessee. Send help.

Tennessee you later!

I'm writing your name first

[Xalxe]

Sorry, service is shit up here!

[Xalxe]

Ceph, she says she's stuck without internet for a while. Can't imagine why.

[Xalxe]

Challenges thus far:
- Hanabi, winners were Green & Yellow
- Water bucket relay race, green & purple won
- 1 2 3 game, BRO & Shadow became captains, OFML exiled
- 300 piece jigsaw puzzle, rotation enabled, no ghost, blue won

[Xalxe]

how did reck pronounce it

With precision.

[Xalxe]

First merge TC, Bro won Immunity, Axxle was #blindsided to become the first juror.

[Xalxe]

(Shadow blindsided)

[Xalxe]

Pepperidge Farm would remember.

[Xalxe]

Brock: "You never know, you always need rope!"

[Xalxe]

MattP is out of the challenge.

[Xalxe]

apparently

Anyway update: OGML won the FIC. Tribal vote was 2-2 between DN and MattP. Tiebreaker challenge was Black & White, MattP won. Break for food now, torchwalks and FTC (livestreamed? maybe?) afterwards.

[Xalxe]

mollie!

[Xalxe]

Xaxle

goddammit

[Xalxe]

Now everybody knows how it's pronounced! And by everybody I mean the 16 people here.

[Xalxe]

#PreJuryAlliance2K17

[Xalxe]

PreJury still needs to play the Survivor board game

[Xalxe]

I was voted out with a vote written "Zallzay" IIRC. Lotsa people throwing "Salsa" around too. Anyway good news I have the best title.

[Xalxe]

Oh, ARE THERE

[Xalxe]

"You go with what works. And what works is a poop super highway!" - UT

[Xalxe]

When I retire I'm going to the Seychelles.

[Xalxe]

feels

I'm cry

[Xalxe]

There was no MS tab open when I opened my computer so IDK where it went??

[Xalxe]

Oh yeah.

[Xalxe]

Reck or Brock, would you be willing to PM me your address so I can straight-up mail you the 28 GB of video I have? Uploading it will be a nightmare otherwise and I haven't got enough space in my Drive.

[Xalxe]

beautiful

[Xalxe]

Yo dawg, I heard you like endurance challenges, so I put endurance challenges in your meet thread so you can finally see a video of the one endurance challenge

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BxhXJ ... llmbk1zNHc

[Xalxe]

SO

It has been three months since SurvivorMeet. I feel it's time, kids. We're gonna release some confessionals.

Here's how this is gonna work, because this is MishMash and we gotta needlessly gamify everything. Below will be a survey link, which will allow anybody, attendee or not, to rank the confessionals in the order they want them to be released.

Confessionals were recorded at four points: after the tribe swap (and, I believe, at least the first tribal, as I don't have one for Blackberry); at the Final 8 after BRO's elimination; at the Final 6, after Gamma's elimination; and with the three finalists after the votes were revealed. Please note that I do NOT have the exit interviews.

Once I have a goodly number of responses I'll start releasing the confessionals.

>>>

Survey Link

<<<

[Xalxe]

Hey, let's do some confessionals!

I will, of course, be revealing them by day, in reverse order of your requests, because fuck you drama is why.

First up, we have

OhGodMyLife

!



Next up is

pirate mollie

!

[redacted per user request]

I would have DeathNote here for you too but he's the one who crashed the downloads last night, so you can have him tomorrow maybe.

Playlist Link

[Xalxe]

reck send me the voting confessionals so I can post them too for #drama

[Xalxe]

dammit reck

[Xalxe]

I got you my yuuuuuuge files!

[Xalxe]

More, more!

First up is

DeathNote

.







Next is

Shadoweh

!

[Xalxe]

wow lowest voted d1 confessional #killmenow

You've misunderstood, I'm revealing in reverse order. Lowest voted D1 was already posted.

[Xalxe]

I was trying to reassure you but fine fuck u too

[Xalxe]

Time for more! Just two videos today.

First up we have the most attractive participant,

MattP

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Then we have Gammagooey! I checked like five times to be sure I wasn't uploading Pie's video instead.

Playlist Link

[Xalxe]

Two more!

First up,

Flameaxe

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Next is

InflatablePie

, who definitely shouldn't have been posted yesterday instead of Gamma, nope

Playlist Link

[Xalxe]

No I fucking didn'5t don't do that to me

[Xalxe]

Hop off my DICK, Reck's uploads have failed THREE TIMES, okay

[Xalxe]

I come bearing an excuse so you don't have to watch the debate tonight! (as if you need an excuse to avoid watching Racist McCheetoface)

BipolarChemist

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Our host,

xRECKONERx

:







For some reason, I'm the second most popular, why:



And finally for Day 1,

BROseidon

!

Playlist Link

[Xalxe]

Like a thief in the night, I arrive, bearing gifts. Literally all of the Day 2 confessionals!

In no real order, your Final 8:

MattP

!

Shadoweh

!

BipolarChemist

!

Pie

Gammagooey

!

Flameaxe

!

OhGodMyLife

!



And

DeathNote

!

Playlist Link

[Xalxe]

You are correct about the first and incorrect about the second.