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Post Post #1625 (ISO) » Sun Sep 25, 2016 6:30 pm

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In post 1624, Aristophanes wrote:I'm not the only one, but sure.
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Post Post #1626 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 3:50 am

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In post 1550, Accountant wrote:The movement's slogan is "dicks out for Harambe". The word "dick" is colloquially used as a reference to the human penis, so it is encouraging people to expose their genitals in public as a show of support. However, not everyone does this and the movement is largely seen as facetious.
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Post Post #1627 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 3:57 am

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Post Post #1628 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 5:27 am

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In post 1626, JokeExplainBot wrote:they both have dicks.
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Post Post #1629 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 5:29 am

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>.>
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Post Post #1630 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 6:31 am

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In post 1628, Davsto wrote:
In post 1626, JokeExplainBot wrote:they both have dicks.
you
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Most either have or are dicks.

Or both.
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Post Post #1631 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:42 am

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HEHEHHEHHEHHEHEHHE
I just noticed that. JEB has failed.
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Post Post #1632 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:46 am

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So this has its own subforum now right

which means it can have its own permission set right

My suggestion: Restrict the forum to only those who have custom titles set. Allow the Blessed Few to become advocates deciding who may join their ranks.
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Post Post #1633 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:49 am

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are you saying that I suck for not having any title yet or something similar?

cause that's a direct insult for a bullshit meaningless title and you must be ashamed of yourself for being proud over it.
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Post Post #1634 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:51 am

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How can I trust the privileged few to be generous enough to grant membership into their circle?
Yeah that's a bad idea Zito.
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Post Post #1635 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:51 am

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yeah that's a terrible suggestion
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Post Post #1636 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:54 am

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I notice a trend in these replies
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Post Post #1637 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:55 am

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That would be a terrible idea if it weren't so obviously not serious

Regardless, I second the notion, being one of the Supreme Title BeingsTM myself.
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Post Post #1638 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:56 am

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In post 1632, Papa Zito wrote:So this has its own subforum now right

which means it can have its own permission set right

My suggestion: Restrict the forum to only those who have custom titles set. Allow the Blessed Few to become advocates deciding who may join their ranks.
This is a kinda dumb idea, imo. I'm fairly sure that the people who advocate for it will be mostly people with titles and the people who are against it will be mostly people without titles. I also can't particularly see a good reason for it, having a title doesn't make you any better or worse at deciding who else should get a title. Just leads to stupid elitism over small text strings under names.
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Post Post #1639 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:58 am

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In post 1636, Papa Zito wrote:I notice a trend in these replies
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Post Post #1640 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:00 am

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I really don't know about others but I am offended.

I don't care about those bullshit titles but you suggesting to take my access from this topic (which is only for suggesting them) implies I did something wrong or I don't deserve to be here when you do. What is special about you that you think you can talk like that about me?

I don't see that as a joke or anything. It was so brutally serious davasto.
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Post Post #1641 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:00 am

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is zito serious how can i post seriously if zito isn't posting seriously
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Post Post #1642 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:10 am

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FA, please don't take Zito's post seriously. As a titleless user myself I'm certain Zito was just joking.
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Post Post #1643 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:15 am

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nominate zito for king troll
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Post Post #1644 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:16 am

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well I have multiple alts with titles so thats ok i guess
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Post Post #1645 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:16 am

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Post Post #1646 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:29 am

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Post Post #1647 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:31 am

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This has been a good page.
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Post Post #1648 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:43 am

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Hahaha oh Zito!

I mean, it would cut down on the banter here, but would also omit those who don't rub elbows with the Titled individuals.

As I say, individual threads isn't a bad idea, and should maybe be explored.

Also, FA, I'm fairly certain Zito was joking and meant it not as a slight to anyone in particular. I read a lot of tongue-in-cheekiness there, even if it was also a complaint about fluff posting.
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Post Post #1649 (ISO) » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:45 am

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In post 1640, Frozen Angel wrote:What is special about you that you think you can talk like that about me?
he has a title
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