Scummer D&D: new thread

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Ooooh new thread shiney

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RANGER CLASS BEST CLASS
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=881297
Texas Holz, CN Human Ranger
Few adjustments left to be made but 95% done

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DELACROIX WOOOOOO

Do you always add your strength modifier to weapon damage with melee weapons?

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Oh my god I am so stupid
I should probably tell my players about this, too
EDIT
HAPPY BIRFDAY FG

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Wait we're not playing today are we?

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Oh shit on my way now

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...Will is not morally opposed to killing any of us, none of us have INT>12

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WOOOHOOO I'M A SMARTICLE BY COMPARISON

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That's awesome

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I think I need 500g for +1 strength masterwork bow

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OH HELLO THERE

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+1 strength masterwork bow

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Awesome because I was also planning on getting twisted
See ya Sunday week

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Can we keep one of the melee weapons we're planning on selling so I can have it as a back up?

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Original Roll String: 1d20-4

1 20-Sided Dice: (4)-4 = 0

Gather information on settlements where people like antiques

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Do attacks with melee weapons add strength bonus to damage?

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I will be late again, work

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That 1gp should be used to buy 50 mugs instead.

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Woah woah woah gimme the +1 mithril

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Oh I read GIF's post wrong sorry

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Can I have the Ring of Chameleon Power so I can go around looking like Texas Holz wreathed in green flames?


Hahaha naa but that would be a gpod ring for Lilith

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What if we ask the shop keeper really nicely?

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Please can we buy your magic ring?

Original Roll String: 1d20-4

1 20-Sided Dice: (13)-4 = 9

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Make my friend this crazy powerful ring to our specifications and then sell it to us.

Original Roll String: 1d20-4

1 20-Sided Dice: (20)-4 = 16

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I think we asked this before, but can you cast explosive runes on arrows?

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The opening skirmishes were class

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When you've got a hunting rifle, every enemy is your favourite

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YES puzzle dungeon was amazing

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Yes

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Oh

hell

yeah, we're basically royal retainers now

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Drat

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sweet
GIF gimme another day to suss out items

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:'(

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:'(

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AAAAAAARGH WHHHYYY

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Someone fill me in on what's happened in the last three sessions, I'll be back for the next one

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YOU GUTS FOUGHT AN INEVITABLE AND SURVIVED OMG
THATS LIKE THE ONE D&D MONSTER I ACTUALLY KNOW

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Don't worry guys I've got a feeling that a certain Ranger is gonna come riding into the city to give y'all a hand... And I reckon he might have some Bracers of Archery

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Trap foiled; I don't like cats. I'm bringing a bucket!

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Nymph!? Also I have forgotten, what time do we play at again?

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Cheers

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Lol

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I'll mark it off out of the 6k I picked up, yeah?

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We murdered things

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Texas Holz: "I ain't exactly partial to being threatened"

Possibly my favorite line from the session.

That was like three sessions' worth of charisma for Texas

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So hear me out: I'm considering trying a ranger...

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Might need help to rebuild Gealach but I can remember the important stuff from Tex, with the exception of most of his skill allocations

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OOOOH THE GIANT BEETLE?

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Not sure if I'll make it tonight, if I'm late start without me

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GIMME THAT CAPE
Also sorry I have to go a bit early, I have made arrangements to see someone

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or the west

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Chess is a game played by intelligent people Julian, you've probably never heard of it

Line of the game

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I'm thinking
Ranger
>Something with not a bow

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I don't think I'll make next week at all, unfortunately

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How do I get into the sitechat for this again

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To be fair I think if we'd committed to one NPC more than trying to play the field things might've been drastically different, like imagine if we'd have joined that coup

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His adventure complete, Texas began the long journey home to bring news of his campaign to his brothers, in the hopes of proving himself their equal. He brought with him many stories, and many more trophies. His brothers, now based in Bogata, were happier just to see him returned alive and well.
In the months after his arrival, the change of pace from the split-second lifestyle back in the desert wastes to the comparatively slow moving life outside of Bogata began to take its toll on the young Ranger, and he grew restless. Karl, seeing this, and no longer bound to raising a child, agreed in short order to a change of scenery. Lukas, having learned much of the Travelling God, also agreed to a journey, and the three closed shop in the city, and set off to see the world once more. They hoped, in time, that they might encounter their estranged sister somewhere on the road, and bring together a family that had been parted for almost as long as they could remember.

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https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1151790

Pretty much 90% done

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Forgot to fix that after updating CON. PA and cleave

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Spoiler: The Holz Siblings

camera makes em look very grey for some reason

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I'm gonna go with hook C since the 3 Human Holz siblings all served a baron in military service anyway, so it might as well be this chap

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Can I have the ring?

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Loooool I'm in

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Roll out the classic, "I eat it"

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Does he have a bag of holding he could loan us?

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Yo guys, so further to discussions in Hobo, I'm looking at re-tooling my build and/or starting from scratch. Looking for recommendations and ideas for what I should do. My requirements are:
-I want to play front line melee so y'all can do your shit unimpeded
-I'd prefer to play sort of an evasive style, dart-in stab-stab-stab dart-out, but still be able to hold my own if my back's to the wall
-Want to focus on DPS
-Also interested, alternatively, in semi-tanking and dealing mid level damage
-I'm thinking something in the fighter/paladin/ranger archetype
-I'd prioritise guaranteed/consistent damage output over chance of huge damage
Probably more stuff but for now that's it, will edit later maybe

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Ok sweet cos I'm gonna be at sea most of the weekend

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I have the cold iron greatsword Jorik gave me, don't think it's+1 though

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I don't think I'll make it this weekend, family stuffs conflicting :'(

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What were the stats for the cold iron great sword Jorik gave me, is it just a regular great sword that ignores DR or is it MW as well? Do we expect to fight enemies without DR? Keen might be useful in that case

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I'll be a bit late, working until 18:00 (when we usually start). Maybe 30 mins

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Woah woah woah what happened to my glorious dex

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R u fuggin srs my macros r so wroooong
Yeah u make me look fat why not RIPPED
Maybe I'm too ripped that's the problem

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Woohoo!

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Wait they live in caves what when did we find this out