Large Normal 197: Wordplay Mafia OVER

[Errantparabola]

It wasn't just any other in the ant kingdom.
No, this day was special.
This was to be the official crowning ceremony of the twin heirs to the throne, Princess TellTaleAnt and Prince Ant-Ihero.
After several decades of peaceful rule, King Mykoniant had decided to abdicate from the throne and pass it on to his children.
As the first rays of the sun touched the colony, a royal servant went into their rooms to wake the two up and prepare them for their ascendancy to the throne... only to find that they had both inexplicably contracted an extremely dangerous disease...

What will happen next in this harrowing tale of

heir ant pair ebola

?
Find out next in this installment of...

WORDPLAY MAFIA!

Presented by Errantparabola!

Special thanks to MYKONIAN, TELLTALEHEART, and ANTIHERO, the best review team I could ask for!
Further thanks to MYKONIAN, the greatest backup mod I could ask for!

Are you ready?
Let's dive right in!

--

Spoiler: PLAYERLIST

1. Transcend
2. drealmerz7
3. iraonavp
4. Road Kamelot **
5. Titus

Aristophanes

Gamma Emerald

6. Gear *
7. BigYoshiFan *
8. SpyreX
9. ChaosOmega **
10. Nahdia *

grapes

11. Dunnstral
12. gerryoat
13. Bins *
14. PeregrineV **
15. doomfeathers
16. Fire Assassin

MariaR

Spoiler: ALIVE

7. BigYoshiFan,

Mafia Goon

, made it to the end, congrats dude

Spoiler: DEAD

3. iraonavp,

Town Night 3 Vigilante

, lynched D1.
15. doomfeathers,

Vanilla Townie

, killed N1.
9. ChaosOmega,

Town One-shot Bulletproof Neapolitan

, lynched D2.
16. Fire Assassin,

Vanilla Townie

, killed N2.
1. Transcend,

Mafia Night 5 Strongman

, lynched D3.
8. SpyreX,

Town Bulletproof Enabler

, killed N3.
11. Dunnstral,

Town Rolecop

, killed N4.
6. Gear,

Vanilla Townie

, lynched D5.
4. Road Kamelot,

Vanilla Townie

, killed N5.
10. Nahdia,

Mafia One-shot Bulletproof Goon

, killed N5.
2. drealmerz7,

Vanilla Townie

, lynched D6.
5. Titus,

Town Night 1 Vigilante

, killed N6.
13. Bins,

Town One-shot Bulletproof Odd-night Doctor

, killed N7.
14. PeregrineV,

Vanilla Townie

, lynched D8.
12. gerryoat,

Town One-shot Bulletproof Night 5 Vigilante

, killed Endgame.

RULES

Conduct:

- Read and follow the site rules.
- I prefer questions and V/LA announcements by PM, but if you must do so in-thread, do so on an unspoilered, separate line, in bold.
- Don’t post after you’re dead.
- Don’t use

my color, #BF00FF

or attempt to impersonate me.

Playing the Game:

- I should be able to readily see all communication. (No obfuscating text, discussing game outside of mod-approved areas, etc.)
- Post every 48 hours, or I prod you. 3 prods and I start looking for a replacement. 24 hours after a prod with no response and I start looking for a replacement. Please don’t let this happen.
- 2 week days, 48 hour nights.
- Vote with vote tags or in bold. Please do this on an unspoilered, separate line.
- Majority votes leads to lynch. No majority by deadline leads to no lynch.
- Scum has daytalk. Scum cannot perform kill and use power on the same night.
- Game uses Natural Action Resolution.

Notes:

I’m not perfect. Rules are subject to change. Sorry.
Games get heated, but there’s a limit. I recommend you stay at least 20 steps away from the limit to ensure a pleasant mafia experience for all.
If you aren’t sure whether or not something will violate the rules, just ask.
If you see someone violating the rules, let me know.

Sample PM:

Hi.
You're a

Vanilla Townie.

Powers:

None.

Alignment:

Town. You win when all threats to town are dead, and there is at least one member of town alive.
Here's the game thread. (<--- link)
Confirm that you understand everything in the PM.

Game begins when 13/16 confirm, and anyone who has not done so at that point will be prodded and given an additional 24 hours.

[Errantparabola]

aaaaaaaaand the PMs are out.
let's get this show on the road.

if it wasn't clear already, please confirm via PM.

[Errantparabola]

Awesome, we have enough people, so let's do this

Votecount 1.0

Let's start with an old classic!

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending!

Not Voting

(16): Transcend, drealmerz7, iraonavp, Road Kamelot, Gamma Emerald, Gear, BigYoshiFan, SpyreX, ChaosOmega, grapes, Dunnstral, gerryoat, Bins, PeregrineV, doomfeathers, MariaR

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-01 20:20:00)

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Votecount 1.1

What do you call the last sentence in an ex-discussion mod's snarky insult?

A condescending Khan diss ending!

doomfeathers

(1): PeregrineV

Road Kamelot

(1): doomfeathers

drealmerz7

(1): Gear

iraonavp

(1): Transcend

Gear

(1): SpyreX

Transcend

(1): Road Kamelot

Not Voting

(10): drealmerz7, iraonavp, Gamma Emerald, BigYoshiFan, ChaosOmega, grapes, Dunnstral, gerryoat, Bins, MariaR

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Votecount 1.2

So a car hit me today. That was tiring.
When I got up, it switched to reverse, and hit me again. That was exhausting.

drealmerz7

(2): Gear, Dunnstral

Transcend

(2): Road Kamelot, doomfeathers

doomfeathers

(1): PeregrineV

Gear

(1): SpyreX

gerryoat

(1): Transcend

Not Voting

(9): drealmerz7, iraonavp, Gamma Emerald, BigYoshiFan, ChaosOmega, grapes, gerryoat, Bins, MariaR

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Votecount 1.3

I want to get a tenth T-shirt, but then I wouldn't be a nine tees kid.
Yeah, I know. That pun was bad, but please don't mock me for it.
I'm a nein tease kid.

On a related note, it's 9 to lynch. Sorry for not putting that earlier.

Transcend

(4): Road Kamelot, drealmerz7, Dunnstral, gerryoat

Gear

(3): SpyreX, iraonavp, Transcend

doomfeathers

(1): PeregrineV

Dunnstral

(1): Gear

gerryoat

(1): Gamma Emerald

iraonavp

(1): doomfeathers

Not Voting

(5): BigYoshiFan, ChaosOmega, grapes, Bins, MariaR

16 players, 9 to lynch.

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Votecount 1.4

A joke I told in sitechat the other day:

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Hand-eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

iraonavp

(4): doomfeathers, Gamma Emerald, gerryoat, ChaosOmega

Gear

(3): SpyreX, iraonavp, Transcend

Transcend

(2): drealmerz7, Dunnstral

doomfeathers

(1): PeregrineV

Dunnstral

(1): Gear

drealmerz7

(1): Road Kamelot

Not Voting

(4): BigYoshiFan, grapes, Bins, MariaR

16 players, 9 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-01 20:20:00)

[Errantparabola]

my wiki page is arguably the most functional and fancy

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 1.5

What do you call a good-looking ant with a business degree?

Fine-ants!

You know who would appreciate that pun?

-s!

iraonavp

(4): gerryoat, ChaosOmega, doomfeathers, Gamma Emerald

Bins

(3): SpyreX, Road Kamelot, iraonavp

Transcend

(2): drealmerz7, Dunnstral

doomfeathers

(1): PeregrineV

Dunnstral

(1): Gear

drealmerz7

(1): Bins

gerryoat

(1): Transcend

Not Voting

(3): BigYoshiFan, grapes, MariaR

16 players, 9 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-01 20:20:00)

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Votecount 1.5

This is not wordplay, but rather an apology.
I have a pretty important midterm tomorrow so I don't have time to do much but the occasional votecount today.
So I guess you can call me a board game, because I'm Sorry!
(Yeah, that was weak, I know. I'm pressed for time here. Just pretend one of SpyreX's puns is here instead.)

iraonavp

(8): gerryoat, ChaosOmega, doomfeathers, Gamma Emerald, PeregrineV, SpyreX, Transcend, MariaR

Bins

(2): Road Kamelot, iraonavp

Transcend

(2): drealmerz7, Dunnstral

Dunnstral

(1): Gear

drealmerz7

(1): Bins

Not Voting

(2): BigYoshiFan, grapes

16 players, 9 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-01 20:20:00)

[Errantparabola]

FINAL Votecount 1.6

iraonavp

(9 - Lynch): gerryoat, ChaosOmega, doomfeathers, Gamma Emerald, PeregrineV, SpyreX, Transcend, MariaR, BigYoshiFan

Bins

(2): Road Kamelot, iraonavp

Transcend

(2): drealmerz7, Dunnstral

Dunnstral

(1): Gear

drealmerz7

(1): Bins

Not Voting

(1): grapes

[Errantparabola]

I'm busy right now.
Anyone who wants to PM me a good pun related to Night 3 vigs or iraonavp that i can put here, please do so.
I'll give you lynch and kill immunity for the rest of the game.

Dont get overwrought. You're a little rusty but you'll think of a pun.

-- Submitted by SpyreX with the subject line "Iron"

iraonavp, the

Town Night 3 Vigilante

, has been lynched D1.

Night begins immediately.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-10-21 20:45:00)

[Errantparabola]

Out of respect for the deceased, I will share doomfeathers's last contribution to the game.

"The one with the nightkill ability was killed. Oh the iraony.

-doomfeathers

And later...

"He must be quite irate!"

-doomfeathers

doomfeathers, the

Vanilla Townie

, has been killed N1.

[Errantparabola]

I'd like to sincerely apologize for the delay in ending night. I had a busy day yesterday from early morning until late night.
I will do everything I can to make sure that no large delays happen again in the future.

Votecount 2.0

I swear, I'll think of something when I'm less busy.

Not Voting

(14): Transcend, drealmerz7, Road Kamelot, Gamma Emerald, Gear, BigYoshiFan, SpyreX, ChaosOmega, grapes, Dunnstral, gerryoat, Bins, PeregrineV, MariaR

14 players, 8 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-05 13:00:00)

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Votecount 2.1

After a fusilli mistakes, people stopped asking me to make pasta.

ChaosOmega

(2): Transcend, Dunnstral

Transcend

(2): drealmerz7, gerryoat

MariaR

(1): Gamma Emerald

Gamma Emerald

(1): MariaR

Not Voting

(8): Road Kamelot, Gear, BigYoshiFan, SpyreX, ChaosOmega, grapes, Bins, PeregrineV

14 players, 8 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-05 13:00:00)

[Errantparabola]

Heads up, y'all-- ChaosOmega is due for a prod in about an hour, and grapes has requested replacement.

[Errantparabola]

Please welcome Nahdia, who replaces grapes!

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 2.2

I majored in philosophy but couldn't land a job; now I ask people if they can sparadigm.

ChaosOmega

(2): Dunnstral, BigYoshiFan

Transcend

(2): drealmerz7, gerryoat

MariaR

(1): Gamma Emerald

Gamma Emerald

(1): MariaR

Nahdia

(1): Bins

Gear

(1): Transcend

Not Voting

(6): Road Kamelot, Gear, SpyreX, ChaosOmega, Nahdia, PeregrineV

14 players, 8 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-05 13:00:00)

[Errantparabola]

Prodding PeregrineV.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 2.3

I went to med school, became a doctor, discovered the cure for cancer, then traveled back in time to give my cure to the past.
Upon reaching my past self, I realized that this plan was not going to work because we were a pair o' docs.

Transcend

(3): drealmerz7, gerryoat, Road Kamelot

ChaosOmega

(2): Dunnstral, BigYoshiFan

MariaR

(1): Gamma Emerald

Gamma Emerald

(1): MariaR

Nahdia

(1): Bins

gerryoat

(1): Transcend

Not Voting

(5): Gear, SpyreX, ChaosOmega, Nahdia, PeregrineV

14 players, 8 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-05 13:00:00)

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 2.4

The invention of the wheel was revolutionary.

ChaosOmega

(4): BigYoshiFan, Gamma Emerald, Transcend, Dunnstral

Transcend

(3): drealmerz7, gerryoat, Road Kamelot

Gamma Emerald

(1): MariaR

Nahdia

(1): Bins

Not Voting

(5): Gear, SpyreX, ChaosOmega, Nahdia, PeregrineV

14 players, 8 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-05 13:00:00)

BigYoshiFan is V/LA until the 30th.
Searching for replacement for MariaR.

[Errantparabola]

In record time, Fire Assassin has offered to fill MariaR's slot

several minutes before

I intended to post the replacement request. Giving lynch and kill immunity to this absolute god for the rest of the day-- nay, the rest of this game-- nay, the rest of his mafia career.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 2.5

Do you want to go to lunch?
Sorry, I have to cram for my algebra test, so I can binomial.

ChaosOmega

(5): BigYoshiFan, Dunnstral, PeregrineV, Bins, gerryoat

Transcend

(2): drealmerz7, Road Kamelot

gerryoat

(2): Gear, Transcend

Gamma Emerald

(1): MariaR

Not Voting

(4): SpyreX, ChaosOmega, Nahdia, Gamma Emerald

14 players, 8 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-05 13:00:00)

BigYoshiFan is V/LA until the 30th.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 2.6

Here's one from elsewhere on site.
I came up with it so I think I have the right to reuse it.

So I was putting up some posters in my room, just some bands that I really like.
My roommate thinks that my taste in music is garbage.

He was like, "what are all of these band shit posters doing in my room?"

ChaosOmega

(6): BigYoshiFan, Dunnstral, PeregrineV, Bins, gerryoat, SpyreX

Transcend

(2): drealmerz7, Road Kamelot

gerryoat

(2): Gear, Transcend

Gamma Emerald

(1): MariaR

Not Voting

(3): ChaosOmega, Nahdia, Gamma Emerald

14 players, 8 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-05 13:00:00)

BigYoshiFan is V/LA until the 30th.

[Errantparabola]

Regarding the untitled spoiler tags:

I should be able to readily see all communication. (No obfuscating text, discussing game outside of mod-approved areas, etc.)

I would classify using them under violation of this rule, but considering I did not make this clear in the rules, I'll just say it now so that everyone is aware.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 2.7

I put SpyreX twice in the last votecount by accident and no one corrected me on it.

This guy I hate made a band, and one night when he was performing, I went to the concert and told them all that their butts were very unappealing. They took offense to this, and asked me why I would come to this concert and spend money for the sole purpose of insulting them. I responded:

Hurtin' the band is worth booin' the tush.

ChaosOmega

(5): BigYoshiFan, PeregrineV, gerryoat, SpyreX, Bins

Transcend

(3): drealmerz7, Road Kamelot, Dunnstral

gerryoat

(2): Gear, Transcend

Dunnstral

(1): Fire Assassin

Not Voting

(3): ChaosOmega, Nahdia, Gamma Emerald

14 players, 8 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-05 13:00:00)

BigYoshiFan is V/LA until the 30th.

[Errantparabola]

prodding chaosomega

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 2.7

TOP STORY:
Last night, the tower of a church dedicated to the SpyreX religion was vandalized.
The event was spotted by someone who was buying their favorite brand of cereal, X's.
The witness, upon discovering that their purchase had gone bad, was returning to the store when they saw the wreckage.
Police are working on the case, and speculate that the crime may have been committed by an undercover agent from a competing religion, or potentially a jealous past lover.

THE HEADLINE:

Spy or Ex? SpyreX spire wreck. Spier expire X buyer.

ChaosOmega

(4): BigYoshiFan, PeregrineV, SpyreX, Bins

Transcend

(2): drealmerz7, Road Kamelot

gerryoat

(1): Gear

Dunnstral

(1): Fire Assassin

drealmerz

(1): gerryoat

Not Voting

(5): ChaosOmega, Nahdia, Gamma Emerald, Dunnstral, Transcend

14 players, 8 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-05 13:00:00)

BigYoshiFan is V/LA until the 30th.

[Errantparabola]

I thought of that one in the shower yesterday.
you know that shits for real.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 2.8 FINAL

this game is like a turd that won't drop

What an ass-inine complaint.

Look. That's all I got. It's 1 in the fucking morning, I'm tired, I have class tomorrow.
Real talk right here, from one professional to another...

Let's cut the shit.

ChaosOmega

(8- LYNCH): BigYoshiFan, PeregrineV, SpyreX, Bins, Fire Assassin, Dunnstral, Nahdia, Transcend

Transcend

(2): drealmerz7, Road Kamelot

gerryoat

(1): Gear

drealmerz

(1): gerryoat

Not Voting

(2): ChaosOmega, Gamma Emerald

[Errantparabola]

I just want to go to bed.
If you want to think of some good puns about the flip, send them in so I don't have to do as much work.

ChaosOmega, the

Town One-shot Bulletproof Neapolitan

, has been lynched D2.

Night begins immediately.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-10-29 01:20:00)

[Errantparabola]

i'll give y'all a day and a half starting now.
deadline extension + some grace peorid because its not like people realize that the site is back up immeidately.
i'll add countdown in the morning

Deadline in (expired on 2016-10-31 13:33:00)

[Errantparabola]

Well there we have it
Resolving now

also looking for a gamma emerald replacement

[Errantparabola]

No one sent in any puns that night phase.
I'm really disappointed.
It's a sin.

An assassin.

Fire Assassin, the

Vanilla Townie

, has been killed N2.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 3.0

I wrote a song about a sandwich the other day.

On second thought, it was more of a wrap.

Not Voting

(12): Transcend, drealmerz7, Road Kamelot, Gamma Emerald, Gear, BigYoshiFan, SpyreX, Nahdia, Dunnstral, gerryoat, Bins, PeregrineV

12 players, 7 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-14 15:23:00)

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Votecount 3.1

We tried playing dubstep for our string quartet...

But one of our players kept dropping the bass.

Transcend

(5): Dunnstral, gerryoat, drealmerz7, SpyreX, Nahdia

Not Voting

(7): Transcend, Road Kamelot, Gamma Emerald, Gear, BigYoshiFan, Bins, PeregrineV

12 players, 7 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-14 15:23:00)

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Votecount 3.2

If a chemist is hurt, helium.
If a chemist is sick, curium.

If you can't do either, barium.

Transcend

(6): gerryoat, drealmerz7, SpyreX, Nahdia, Transcend, BigYoshiFan

Not Voting

(6): Road Kamelot, Gamma Emerald, Gear, Bins, PeregrineV, Dunnstral

12 players, 7 to lynch.

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[Errantparabola]

BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING

PLEASE GIVE IT UP

FOR THE LATEST

THE GREATEST

ARISTOPHANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

who replaces Gamma Emerald.

(The thread is locked so you will have to wait until later to give it up. Sorry, Aristophanes)

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 3.3 FINAL

To celebrate the coming of Aristophanes:

That shirt makes you look like a total Doric.
Calm down, I'm only wearing it Ionically.

Transcend

(7 - LYNCH): gerryoat, drealmerz7, SpyreX, Nahdia, Transcend, BigYoshiFan, Bins

Not Voting

(5): Road Kamelot, Aristophanes, Gear, PeregrineV, Dunnstral

[Errantparabola]

The transcendentalist really liked well-done steak.

He liked his meat cooked Thoreau-ly...

Transcend, the

Mafia Night 5 Strongman

, has been lynched D3.

Night begins immediately.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-03 00:45:00)

[Errantparabola]

An inspyreation to us all.

(I feel like since I already did one for SpyreX I can kind of slack off for this one.)

SpyreX, the

Town Bulletproof Enabler

, has been killed N3.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 4.0

So the Cubs ended a drought lasting 100 or so years?

Sorry, I don't have an exact year so I'm using ballpark numbers here.

Not Voting

(10): drealmerz7, Road Kamelot, Aristophanes, Gear, BigYoshiFan, Nahdia, Dunnstral, gerryoat, Bins, PeregrineV

10 players, 6 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-17 10:11:00)

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Votecount 4.1

Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose.

Bins

(2): PeregrineV, Road Kamelot

Dunnstral

(1): drealmerz7

Not Voting

(7): Aristophanes, Gear, BigYoshiFan, Nahdia, Dunnstral, gerryoat, Bins

10 players, 6 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-17 10:11:00)

Aristophanes light V/LA indefinitely.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 4.2

One of these days I'll have the foresight to think of puns when I'm not tired so I don't have to think of them when I'm tired, like now.

Bins

(2): PeregrineV, Road Kamelot

Dunnstral

(1): drealmerz7

Nahdia

(1): gerryoat

Not Voting

(6): Aristophanes, Gear, BigYoshiFan, Nahdia, Dunnstral, Bins

10 players, 6 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-17 10:11:00)

Aristophanes light V/LA indefinitely.

[Errantparabola]

i'm pretty sure that's the first pagetop i've grabbed this game. totally unintentional.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 4.3

Remember that chemistry pun I told a few votecounts ago?

I can't believe I didn't get a reaction.

drealmerz7

(2): BigYoshiFan, gerryoat

Bins

(1): PeregrineV

Dunnstral

(1): drealmerz7

Not Voting

(6): Aristophanes, Gear, Nahdia, Dunnstral, Bins, Road Kamelot

10 players, 6 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-17 10:11:00)

Aristophanes light V/LA indefinitely.
Unofficially prodding Gear.

[Errantparabola]

psa: gears hasn't posted in 9 and a half days.

for transparency's sake, I reset prod timer as phases change. I still wanted to make sure Gear knew about it because it had been a while, but i'm not making it a count until 2 days is up

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 4.4

Has the votecount changed enough to warrant a pun, though

drealmerz7

(1): BigYoshiFan

Bins

(1): PeregrineV

Dunnstral

(1): drealmerz7

Not Voting

(6): Aristophanes, Gear, Nahdia, Dunnstral, Bins, Road Kamelot, gerryoat

10 players, 6 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-17 10:11:00)

Aristophanes light V/LA indefinitely.
Officially prodding Gear.

[Errantparabola]

Road Kamelot due for a prod

EDIT: Bins can get one too

EDIT 2: Searching for a Gear replacement

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 4.5

Road Kamelot (21:56)
I am putting off sleep and debating on what kind of tea to make
hiplop (21:56)
chamomille

Why did the anarchist hate chamomile?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Bonus:

Equinox (21:56)
Forced puns are but a farce.

gerryoat

(1): Road Kamelot

drealmerz7

(1): BigYoshiFan

Bins

(1): PeregrineV

Gear

(1): Nahdia

Not Voting

(6): Aristophanes, Gear, Dunnstral, Bins, gerryoat, drealmerz7

10 players, 6 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-17 10:11:00)

Aristophanes light V/LA indefinitely.
Officially prodding BigYoshiFan.

[Errantparabola]

Yeah Gear, youre good. I should have noticed your weekend VLA in your sig.
In future games I'll ask that players inform me of regular VLAs.

also I have a test and i'm still awake too :<

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 4.6

Errantparabola (16:10)
would anyone like to help me think of another pun?
Telephone Cat (16:10)
What sort of pun?

It could be a pun related to Sitechat, maybe mafia.

Ether-or, really.

gerryoat

(1): Road Kamelot

drealmerz7

(1): BigYoshiFan

Bins

(1): PeregrineV

Gear

(1): Nahdia

BigYoshiFan

(1): Dunnstral

Not Voting

(5): Aristophanes, Gear, Bins, gerryoat, drealmerz7

10 players, 6 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-17 10:11:00)

Aristophanes light V/LA indefinitely.

[Errantparabola]

Hey aristo, i just want to let you know that you should always prioritize yourself over mafia.
You might be feeling a lot of negative emotions rn so i dont want you to add to it by feeling any self-loathing.
I dont hold anything against you for replacing out-- we all want the best for you
My well-wishes are with you.

[Errantparabola]

you better believe it:
titus replaces aristophanes

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 4.7

eh

Nahdia

(2): Gear, PeregrineV

gerryoat

(1): Road Kamelot

drealmerz7

(1): BigYoshiFan

Gear

(1): Nahdia

BigYoshiFan

(1): Dunnstral

dunnstral

(1): drealmerz7

Not Voting

(3): Titus, Bins, gerryoat

10 players, 6 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-17 10:11:00)

Aristophanes light V/LA indefinitely.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 4.8

Two people wake up bound to a chair in Titus's basement.
One person says to the other,

I guess you could say she tied us.

That's all I got, good night everyone

Nahdia

(2): Gear, PeregrineV

gerryoat

(1): Road Kamelot

Gear

(1): Nahdia

BigYoshiFan

(1): Dunnstral

dunnstral

(1): drealmerz7

Not Voting

(4): Titus, Bins, gerryoat, BigYoshiFan

10 players, 6 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-17 10:11:00)

drealmerz V/LA for 48 hours (unnecessary V/LA but I'll put it here anyway)

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 4.9

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger...

Then it hit me

Nahdia

(3): Gear, PeregrineV, gerryoat

Dunnstral

(2): drealmerz7, Titus

BigYoshiFan

(2): Dunnstral, Bins

gerryoat

(1): Road Kamelot

Gear

(1): Nahdia

Bins

(1): BigYoshiFan

Not Voting

(0):

10 players, 6 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-17 10:11:00)

PV, Gear, Bins are V/LA until Nov 14 (please bold these for the future if you didn't)
Road Kamelot is V/LA until Nov 13
Prodding Nahdia

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 4.10

"Would you like to taco 'bout it?"
"Nacho problem."

BigYoshiFan

(4): Dunnstral, Bins, drealmerz, Road Kamelot

Nahdia

(3): Gear, PeregrineV, gerryoat

Bins

(2): BigYoshiFan, Titus

Gear

(1): Nahdia

Not Voting

(0):

10 players, 6 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-17 10:11:00)

PV, Gear is V/LA until Nov 14

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 4.11

Nothing changed so I'm not giving you a pun this time
I'm just making any excuse to be lazy about flavor at this point

BigYoshiFan

(4): Dunnstral, Bins, drealmerz, Road Kamelot

Nahdia

(3): Gear, PeregrineV, gerryoat

Bins

(2): BigYoshiFan, Titus

Gear

(1): Nahdia

Not Voting

(0):

10 players, 6 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-17 10:11:00)

PV, Gear is V/LA until Nov 14

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 4.12

Well, it looks like it's the 12th votecount...
The number

dozen

't really matter anyway.

BigYoshiFan

(4): Dunnstral, Bins, drealmerz, Gear

Nahdia

(2): PeregrineV, gerryoat

Gear

(2): Nahdia, Titus

Bins

(1): BigYoshiFan

Not Voting

(1): Road Kamelot

10 players, 6 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-17 10:11:00)

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 4.13

Well, it looks like it's the 13th votecount...
The number

baker's

dozen

't really matter anyway.

Gear

(4): Nahdia, Titus, Road Kamelot, drealmerz

BigYoshiFan

(3): Dunnstral, Bins, Gear

Nahdia

(2): PeregrineV, gerryoat

Bins

(1): BigYoshiFan

Not Voting

(0):

10 players, 6 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-17 10:11:00)

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 4.14- FINAL

Whiteboards are remarkable.

For some reason I feel like someone already said this in thread, but oh well

Gear

(5- NO LYNCH): Nahdia, Titus, Road Kamelot, drealmerz, Bins

Nahdia

(2): PeregrineV, gerryoat

PeregrineV

(1): Dunnstral

BigYoshiFan

(1): Gear

Bins

(1): BigYoshiFan

Not Voting

(0):

[Errantparabola]

Night begins immediately.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-11-19 12:51:00)

[Errantparabola]

What has he Dunn to deserve this?

Dunnstral, the

Town Rolecop

, has been killed N4.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 5.0

How does Harry Potter get down a hill?
By walking.

JK, rolling.

Not Voting

(9): drealmerz7, Road Kamelot, Titus, Gear, BigYoshiFan, Nahdia, gerryoat, Bins, PeregrineV

9 players, 5 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-03 15:18:00)

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 5.1 (At last)

April showers bring May flowers.

May flowers bring Pilgrims.

Nahdia

(3): gerryoat, Gear, BigYoshiFan

Gear

(2): Titus, Nahdia

gerryoat

(1): Road Kamelot

Bins

(1): drealmerz7

Not Voting

(2): Bins, PeregrineV

9 players, 5 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-03 15:18:00)

Titus V/LA until Nov. 25
PeregrineV V/LA until Nov. 28

[Errantparabola]

sweet, who do you think we should lynch?

me. i mean look at my inactivity

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 5.2

What's heavy forwards, but not backwards?

A ton.

Bins

(3): drealmerz7, Nahdia, BigYoshiFan

Nahdia

(3): gerryoat, Gear, Bins

Gear

(1): Titus

gerryoat

(1): Road Kamelot

Not Voting

(1): PeregrineV

9 players, 5 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-03 15:18:00)

PeregrineV V/LA until Nov. 28

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 5.3

They wanted to measure how long it took for the boat to arrive after it had departed.
They estimated that it would be about an hour.

It took two hours because it was latency.

Nahdia

(4): gerryoat, Gear, Bins, PeregrineV

Bins

(4): drealmerz7, Nahdia, BigYoshiFan, Titus

gerryoat

(1): Road Kamelot

Not Voting

(0):

9 players, 5 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-03 15:18:00)

Prodding Road Kamelot.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 5.4 FINAL

The vet refused to treat my bird on the grounds that it was ill-eagle.

Gear

(5 - LYNCH): Road Kamelot, BigYoshiFan, Titus, Nahdia, drealmerz7

Nahdia

(4): gerryoat, Gear, Bins, PeregrineV

Not Voting

(0):

[Errantparabola]

At the end of a very solid career in metal, Gear gave one final concert, showcasing his chart-topping hits throughout the years. This concert was called Top Gear.

Gear, the

Vanilla Townie

, has been lynched D5.

Night begins immediately.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-01 19:05:00)

[Errantparabola]

"As you probably know, Mahatma Gandhi was an extremely wise man, but he sometimes did some not-so-wise things, such as not wearing any shoes, which made his feet rather rough and dirty. He also didn't eat very much, which meant he often had very, very bad breath.

So you could say that he's a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-hallitosis."

-SpyreX, from beyond the grave

Road Kamelot, the

Vanilla Townie

, has been killed N5.
Nahdia, the

Mafia 1-shot Bulletproof Goon

, has been killed N5.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 6.0

The robot walking down the city streets was arrested last night.

It was charged with battery.

Not Voting

(6): drealmerz7, Titus, BigYoshiFan, gerryoat, Bins, PeregrineV

6 players, 4 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-15 21:15:00)

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 6.1

Errantparabola (13:06)
anyone got a pun

Equinox (13:06)
If you punt someone hard enough, you might get one.

Errantparabola (13:07)
why are all of your puns about puns

gerryoat

(1): drealmerz7

Not Voting

(5): Titus, BigYoshiFan, gerryoat, Bins, PeregrineV

6 players, 4 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-15 21:15:00)

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 6.2

It's weird-- I'm friends with all of the vowels, but I don't know y.

gerryoat

(1): drealmerz7

drealmerz7

(1): gerryoat

No Lynch

(2): Titus, BigYoshiFan

Not Voting

(2): Bins, PeregrineV

6 players, 4 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-15 21:15:00)

[Errantparabola]

vcvcvcvc

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 6.3

I'm a motorcycle stuntman with no confidence, so I installed a loop that would encourage me and give me the strength to ride it with no fear. I called it a positive feedback loop.

One day, I fell off the loop, but the motorcycle hit me-- it was a vicious cycle.

drealmerz7

(2): gerryoat, PeregrineV

gerryoat

(1): drealmerz7

No Lynch

(1): Titus

Not Voting

(2): Bins, BigYoshiFan

6 players, 4 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-15 21:15:00)

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 6.3

I met these two people wearing smiling Guy Fawkes masks.

They were a pair-o'-grin-V's.

drealmerz7

(2): gerryoat, PeregrineV

PeregrineV

(1): drealmerz7

No Lynch

(1): Titus

Not Voting

(2): Bins, BigYoshiFan

6 players, 4 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-15 21:15:00)

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 6.4

I cooled my friend to absolute zero.

They're 0K now.

drealmerz7

(2): gerryoat, PeregrineV

Titus

(1): drealmerz7

No Lynch

(1): Titus

Not Voting

(2): BigYoshiFan, Bins

6 players, 4 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-15 21:15:00)

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 6.5

Explaining puns to kleptomaniacs isn't easy.

They take things literally.

drealmerz7

(3): gerryoat, PeregrineV, BigYoshiFan

BigYoshiFan

(1): drealmerz7

No Lynch

(1): Titus

Not Voting

(1): Bins

6 players, 4 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-15 21:15:00)

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 6.6

It wasn't explicitly clear who wrote the will, but everyone knew.

It was a dead giveaway.

drealmerz7

(2): PeregrineV, BigYoshiFan

BigYoshiFan

(1): drealmerz7

No Lynch

(1): Titus

Not Voting

(2): Bins, gerryoat

6 players, 4 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-15 21:15:00)

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 6.7

I bought shoes from a shady back-alley dealer.

They must have been laced with something weird, because I've been tripping all day.

drealmerz7

(3): PeregrineV, BigYoshiFan, gerryoat

BigYoshiFan

(1): drealmerz7

No Lynch

(1): Titus

Not Voting

(1): Bins

6 players, 4 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-15 21:15:00)

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 6.8 FINAL

drealmerz7

(4 - LYNCH): PeregrineV, BigYoshiFan, gerryoat, Bins

BigYoshiFan

(1): drealmerz7

PeregrineV

(1): Titus

Not Voting

(0):

[Errantparabola]

*flavor potentially when I'm less busy? Maybe?*

drealmerz7, the

Vanilla Townie

, has been lynched D6.

Night begins immediately.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-15 13:34:00)

[Errantparabola]

One chaperone gathers all the children and says to the other, "Yeah, we have all 20 kids with us."
The other chaperone is confused-- "I thought we only had 18 kids."

"Well, I rounded them up."

Titus, the

Town Night 1 Vigilante

, has been killed N6.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 7.0

What does a pianist take with them to the grocery?

A Chopin-Liszt.

Not Voting

(4): BigYoshiFan, gerryoat, Bins, PeregrineV

4 players, 3 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-29 14:19:00)

[Errantparabola]

- Don’t post after you’re dead.

pls :<
i mean obviously not a big deal but i would prefer no bah post tytytyty

ALSO: a note. If y'all wanted accelerated night, sorry. I wanted the full 2 day breather because of finals week

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 7.1

I hired a guy to work on my walls and he told me exactly how he was going to do it.

It was the plaster man master plan.

No Lynch

(2): gerryoat, Bins

Not Voting

(2): BigYoshiFan, PeregrineV

4 players, 3 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2016-12-29 14:19:00)

Prodding PeregrineV.

[Errantparabola]

Alright, night begins now. I'll format this post when I get home.
Let me know if you want night to end as soon as all actions are submitted.

[Errantparabola]

Sorry friends, I am sick.

I kidnapped a bird getting treated by the veterinarian.

"It was an ill eagle."

Bins, the

Town One-shot Bulletproof Odd-Night Doctor

, has been killed N7.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 8.0

Sign language is pretty handy.

Not Voting

(3): BigYoshiFan, gerryoat, PeregrineV

3 players, 2 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2017-01-05 09:51:00)

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 8.1

After a mediocre summer, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

BigYoshiFan

(1): PeregrineV

Not Voting

(2): BigYoshiFan, gerryoat

3 players, 2 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2017-01-05 09:51:00)

[Errantparabola]

Well, looks like y'all know how it ends, but give me a second and I'll end the game proper.
Sorry for the lateness, I've had the busiest few days evver.

[Errantparabola]

Votecount 8.2- FINAL

After a great scummer, town has a downfall.

PeregrineV

(2- LYNCH): BigYoshiFan, gerryoat

BigYoshiFan

(1): PeregrineV

[Errantparabola]

~~the scum team of NAHDIA // TRANSCEND // BIGYOSHIFAN have seized victory~~

good game everyone

Spoiler: ROLE

1. Transcend- Mafia Night 5 Strongman
2. drealmerz7- VT
3. iraonavp- Town Night 3 Vigilante
4. Road Kamelot- VT
5. Titus- Town Night 1 Vigilante
6. Gear- VT
7. BigYoshiFan- Mafia Goon
8. SpyreX- Town Bulletproof Enabler
9. ChaosOmega- Town One-shot Bulletproof Neapolitan
10. Nahdia- Mafia One-shot Bulletproof Goon
11. Dunnstral- Town Rolecop
12. gerryoat- Town One-shot Bulletproof Night 5 Vigilante
13. Bins- Town One-shot Bulletproof Odd-Night Doctor
14. PeregrineV- VT
16. Fire Assassin- VT

Spoiler: ACTION

N1
Bins doc Transcend
Dunnstral cop Bins
Gamma shoots ChaosOmega
ChaosOmega cop grapes
Yoshi kills doomfeathers

N2
Dunnstral cop Transcend
Yoshi kills Fire Assassin

N3
Bins doc Dunnstral
Dunnstral cop Road Kamelot
Nahdia kills SpyreX

N4
Dunnstral cop Yoshi
Yoshi kills Dunnstral

N5
Nahdia kills Road Kamelot
gerry kills Nahdia
Bins doc Titus

N6
Yoshi kills Titus

N7
Yoshi kills Bins
Bins doc gerry

Spoiler: PT

Deaddus Threaddus
Mod Throd
Scum Thrum

[Errantparabola]

the reviewers had a crystal where the saw I was going to be VT and have the worst game ever, so they kept that in mind for balance

its true. those reviewers are sharp