{Team My name is Matt and I am a gay young man who may find love on this season of Clash of the Mash}
TEAM CAPTAIN
MattP
Veterans:
MattP
Klick
Save The Dragons
BipolarChemist
Rookies:
Shadoweh
zoraster
DeathRowKitty
randomidget
{Team Rulers of the World}
TEAM CAPTAIN
racefan12
Veterans:
Xalxe
animorpherv1
pablito
RedCoyote
Rookies:
racefan12
Radja
Haschel Cedricson
PiggyGal15
This is a game originally started in Mish Mash by doctorwho in 2013, and ran for over 1,200 posts. Today, you'll be playing with scenarios given by previously eliminated players, and they'll be the ones judging your submissions.
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf
To make the judging a wee bit easier: the form will now be sent out to all judges with the 16 responses listed for each scenario. However, you just have the check the boxes of the 5 you want to support. If you check more or less than 5, your response will be invalidated, so be careful! About an hour until deadline, and then the form will be sent out.
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf
Well that was a delightful challenge! I enjoyed seeing all of your responses, and I'm sure the judges did too. To keep things fun, we're just going to reveal the top 5 answers for each scenario, and give overall individual/team scores at the end. Let's get started.
We had 10 judges submit responses (with each picking their top 5 entries), and a point was gained for each judge that picked a response. Therefore, the maximum number of points an entry could receive was 10.
1) If CuddlyCaucasian and xofelf were in love with each other.
Spoiler: 4 points
MattP
first off, there wouldve been a LOT more confessional room footage at Survivormeet
Spoiler: 4 points
pablito
"Dearest CC, would you mind picking up the kids from school this morning and passing by the pharmacy to pick me up some cowbell for this fever I have? I'm not feeling too good right now *cough* *cough* and I need to be on a business call with some...business associates...who are not named Jelly or Fenrir or anything like that and we would totally not be discussing business conducted in dungeons..." / "Oh, xofelf, my love. You know I'd do anything for you, because you clearly remind me of a Caucasian Julie Chen who was adopted by Danielle Robay, who are my third and fourth favorite people in the world, behind you, m'dear, and my kickass tinder profile with my fave angled selfie. But if I have to go out today, please be a doll and don't forget to A) Read the rules for Ghost, and B) Prod some people between your naps, and C) Read the rules for Ghost, and D) Tell people who starts in ghost."
Spoiler: 6 points
RedCoyote
Challenge 10: Let us count the ways in which we may describe xofelf's beauty ... Challenge 11: Poetry Slam (topic: CC the hunk!)
Spoiler: 7 points
Haschel Cedricson
If any jurors have any reason why these two should not be wed in holy matrimony, give your bitter speeches now or forever hold your peace. By a final vote of 7-2, I pronounce you "Blood" instead of "Water".
Spoiler: 8 points (Winner)
DeathRowKitty
The Whole Sort of Genital Mish mash
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf
2) Things you really shouldn't say to Bruce Banner when he is agitated.
Spoiler: 4 points
Xalxe
[dudebro at a strip club voice] Yeah, take it off! Take it all off! Woooo!
Spoiler: 4 points
pablito
Hey Bruce, I've noticed you've been a bit stressed recently and it's making your skin lose a bit of its oxygen. It's not a great color on you. In fact, I don't know if you remember, but back in Big Brother Season 1 there was this quirky and chill beauty queen named Jamie Kern Lima. She actually does informercials now for her It Cosmetics! line. I know, informercials, it's something I watch all the time when I'm on late night with xofelf, since she's always up until about 9am, so Jamie keeps me up so I can stay awake for my greatest love of all xofelf <3. It Cosmetics would go great to reduce those wrinkles you have. And I just know this great chartreuse blouse that would go great with your eyebrows and skin tone. Now if you could just buy this concealer thanks to Jamie Kern Lima, I can get you a second set for free! Just pay extra shipping and handling.
Spoiler: 6 points
BipolarChemist
Hey Bruce! I left the empty milk carton in the fridge to remind you to get more
Spoiler: 7 points (Winner)
Shadoweh
Hey wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Spoiler: 7 points (Winner)
racefan12
So I hear it ain't easy being green.
Spoiler: 7 points (Winner)
Radja
You and what army?
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf
Most of civilization has left planet Earth as it becomes uninhabitable due to climate change. But in this exciting reality competition, the last 18 humans left on Earth find themselves battling not only each other, but the harsh unforgiving elements as well. Introducing Survivor: Earth... coming to an intergalactic communication channel near you!
Spoiler: 5 points (Winner)
MattP
Survivor Season 3,247 - Clone Wars starring Francesca Hogi
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf
Frankly my dear, take out the fucking garbage can! It's been your turn for two weeks.
Spoiler: 4 points
Haschel Cedricson
REPORTER: Mr. Kane, how did you hurt your leg?
CHARLES FOSTER KANE: Well, when I was a child I got into a sledding accident and ever since then I've had to walk with this cane. That's why they call me Citizen Cane.
WAITER: Excuse me gentlemen, but we are out of pasta. May I recommend the spicy chicken sandwich instead?
CHARLES FOSTER KANE: I love spicy food! That's why they call me Citizen Cayenne.
REPORTER: Can you respond to the rumors that you once had a brother who disappeared under mysterious circumstances?
Spoiler: 5 points
Radja
Are you talking to me? Oh you're not...sorry.
Spoiler: 6 points
Xalxe
"Luke, I'm in love with your sister, and I think I'm gonna marry her."
"Oh, that's great Han, excellent choice, she's a great kisser."
Spoiler: 8 points (WINNER)
pablito
...and the fourteenth rule of Fight Club is that if you have won the Coup D'etat or as some people call it 'Cootie Ta', then the fighters currently in the ring have to engage in a Battle of the Block where a second pair of fighters then competes to disarm the Head of the Fight Club. But only if the Diamond Power of Veto is used upon the Coup D'etat holder or the hidden legacy advantage holder. Or, if you manage to throw your microphone into the pool, then it cancels everything out and then you need to sashay your way into the diary room and confess all the sins you've committed in the ring. And then of course you need to mist everyone with your fake funeral, and that would be the biggest twist of the movie.
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf
