Worst role ideas?

[gorckat]

Here are some wrestling related ones:

You are

Koko B-Ware

. You are scum with a bird named

Frankie

. If Frankie dies, you may bring a new player into the game as

Frankie Jr

. You can't win if

Owen Hart

is dead.

[PokerFace]

here is a odd game mode.

Lyncher/Survivor

Bully

- you win if the "Depressed Kid with Issuses" is lynched and you live to endgame

Town

Depressed Kid with Issues

- If you are lynched everone that voted you dies. Your opinion matters to no one so you can only vote for No lynch.

Drama Queen

- You can only post using emotocons. You can only uses letters when voting. As long as you follow your restriction the Nurse will stop all night kills.

Facaulty

- You are a miller and everyone got a pm saying your are guilty when the game began. The students judge you and don't like you from day 1.

Nerdy Suck up

- you are the only one that was told Facaulty is inocent, but no one will ever believe you. You will be hated by association.

Slacker Kid that Stole the Answers Before the Exam

- Every night you learn a random role but not who it belongs too. Massclaim is your friend. But if you use the right answer more then ten times you will loose. The right answer is always C so you can not use the letter C more then 10 times or you will be modkilled.

Popular Kid

- You are a confirmed inocent and loved by all. As long as you are alive someone can only be lynched by an almost unanimous decision. Everyone but that person must be voting them.

Mafia

Principle

- Everyday you must loudly proclaim over the PA that you want a townie lynched.

Vice Principle

- You have no real power. You are just a yes man. You can only vote who the principle is already voting. Bandwagons are your friend and if the priciple tries to bus you, you might as well give up.

Mod

The Janitor

- You win. You used your enormous key ring to lock everyone into this game. Take a bow just don't trip over them keys.

[kuribo]

You are

Adopted

. We felt this role PM was the best way to tell you.

[Flameaxe]

You are

Adopted

. We felt this role PM was the best way to tell you.

Damn, you sir get a high five for that one.

^5.

[Oman]

^5. Kurribo wins the thread.

[Mirth]

A seasonal one:

You are

Sentient Thanksgiving Leftovers

. Apparently somebody put you in a tupperware container and forgot all about you...now, weeks later, you seem to have sproutted intelligence and tentacles and can make sorts of rudimentary growling noises. Unfortunately, since you're in the fridge of a house being rented by a bunch of college students, who'll literally eat anything, you're not in the clear yet. Every night, there is a 50% chance of your being eaten. Also, since you're only some mouldy stuffing and fermented mixed greens, you can't vote (the constitution doesn't protect you after all), nor will doctor protection work on you (they just haven't figured out how to to CPR on leftovers just yet.) Each night, however, you may target one player. If that player happens to be a japanese school girl, you will violate her with your tentacles and render yourself invincible (for that night) to being eaten. If you pick a player that isn't a japanese school girl, your chance of being eaten increases by 10% every time you make a mistake. You win when you find other creatures such as yourself and escape to a magical faraway place (where the towels are oh so fluffy!) where people can accept you for what you are and not try to eat you in a drugged up stupor.

[Oman]

people can except

Phail!

[Mirth]

Oh, you're right. I should go back and change that.

Edit: all changed now. Mirth obviously can't type at 4 in the morning.

[bird1111]

You are an innocent vannila townie. However, you know that everyone one else in the game is anti-town, despite what illusions say otherwise. You win if you are the last person otherwise

Mod Note: Does not become protown when sees that there are other protown people

[xyzzy]

Eric Bauman

You are Eric Bauman, internet thief extraordinaire. Every night you have a choice of two actions: you can steal someone's role for the night and target someone with it, or you can kill one of those weaker, pathetic artists. (You hate them!) Unfortunately, everyone will be informed of who you targeted and what you targeted them with, because of that watermark you leave everywhere. You win when you are the only living player.

[Quagmire]

Eric Bauman

You are Eric Bauman, internet thief extraordinaire. Every night you have a choice of two actions: you can steal someone's role for the night and target someone with it, or you can kill one of those weaker, pathetic artists. (You hate them!) Unfortunately, everyone will be informed of who you targeted and what you targeted them with, because of that watermark you leave everywhere. You win when you are the only living player.

i have a role

xyzzy

(no matter what you insert here, it's a terrible role)

[Thok]

You are

Quagmire

. You don't read role PM's.

[bird1111]

You are

A bomb that is about to explode

. You will explode at the end of Night 0. You win if you survive.

[Booker]

Here's a needlessly contorted/abusable one...

You are a

Ninja

. Silent, invisible, and otherwise completely undetectable. It's required to use the word "shadow" at least once when describing a Ninja. You are not shown as being in this game. You may not post, but you can PM me with whatever you want to say. If I don't get around to posting it right away, it will be because you're

so

sneaky that they didn't even detect your loudish-voice for a while. Every night, you can kill whoever you want, as many times as you want, including the same person multiple times. Even if protected. As an alternative, you may investigate one person each night and determine their alignment. You may not kill and investigate in the same night. If a day passes at no-lynch, the town detects you and strings you up instead. You do get a vote. They will not be shown in vote-counts, nor will any indication be given of the voting in "Your" post. However, it is there.
You win when all who have guns, and not swords, are dead. Because swords are cooler. Note that not all killing roles have guns, and not all non-killing roles

don't

have guns. If, at any time, you nightkill someone who doesn't have a gun, you immediately commit suicide in shame. (Note that, while killing someone with both a gun and a sword does not help towards your win-condition, it doesn't force you to commit suicide either.) However, any killing-PMs you sent me

after

the non-gunner's still apply, because you're just that quick. Also note that this game may, or may not, have one or more pirates. These pirates may, or may not, be the "Terror of the Seas" type, as opposed to illegal downloaders of music. Either way, if it does, they all also must die for you to win. However, they may or may not have guns, (The type of pirate they are has no correlation to their chances of gun-ownership) so you still might run the risk of having to commit suicide if you kill them yourself.

[Dark Ermac]

Well, not just roles themselves but groups...

Townies. Exactly the same.

Mafia. Exactly the same.

Independent. Exactly the same.

Justice. Win when only Justice and Town are left.

Nature. Win with whichever team wins; must survive to endgame.

[Seol]

Well, not just roles themselves but groups...

Townies. Exactly the same.

Mafia. Exactly the same.

Independent. Exactly the same.

Justice. Win when only Justice and Town are left.

Nature. Win with whichever team wins; must survive to endgame.

Nature is just another name for survivor. What happens when only Justice and Town are left - Justice wins and it's immediate game over for town?

[Yosarian2]

Well, not just roles themselves but groups...

Townies. Exactly the same.

Mafia. Exactly the same.

Independent. Exactly the same.

Justice. Win when only Justice and Town are left.

Nature. Win with whichever team wins; must survive to endgame.

Nature is just another name for survivor. What happens when only Justice and Town are left - Justice wins and it's immediate game over for town?

I would think that justice and town both win; it sounds like the only difference is that Justice has to kill off all independent/survivor roles as well as the scum roles.

[Mirth]

Well, not just roles themselves but groups...

Townies. Exactly the same.

Mafia. Exactly the same.

Independent. Exactly the same.

Justice. Win when only Justice and Town are left.

Nature. Win with whichever team wins; must survive to endgame.

Nature is just another name for survivor. What happens when only Justice and Town are left - Justice wins and it's immediate game over for town?

I would think that justice and town both win; it sounds like the only difference is that Justice has to kill off all independent/survivor roles as well as the scum roles.

...I'm confused...how are these roles bad then?

[Adele]

You are

Adopted

. We felt this role PM was the best way to tell you.

sig'd

You are

Quagmire

. You don't read role PM's.

Since this is against the stated rules, you are hereby modkilled and banned from all my future games. mith has been notified of your rulebreaking and is considering a tempban on jathan.

(political!)

[Dark Ermac]

Well, not just roles themselves but groups...

Townies. Exactly the same.

Mafia. Exactly the same.

Independent. Exactly the same.

Justice. Win when only Justice and Town are left.

Nature. Win with whichever team wins; must survive to endgame.

Nature is just another name for survivor. What happens when only Justice and Town are left - Justice wins and it's immediate game over for town?

I would think that justice and town both win; it sounds like the only difference is that Justice has to kill off all independent/survivor roles as well as the scum roles.

...I'm confused...how are these roles bad then?

Erm... whoops. Wrong topic...

Anyway...

You are

Wild Wacky Action Bike

. You are inanimate, so you can't speak (you must PM me a vote). Every night you may choose one person to "convince" to attempt to ride you. There's a 30% chance they die from their injuries, a 25% chance that you die instead, and a 45% chance of nothing happening. You win when everyone else is dead.

You are

Alabama man

. Every sixth post you make has to include the exclamation "YOU'RE A B*TCH!!!", or something similar. You win when all threats to mafia are dead.

[Flameaxe]

Hahahahahahahaah I love that episode of south park.

[Tamuz]

What about Shoe.

It so deserves a role.

[Dark Ermac]

What about Shoe.

It so deserves a role.

You are

Shoe

. You can only post the sounds a shoe would make (whatever the hell that is...). You can also PM me a name of someone, and I can tell you if they are real, or part of some sort of subliminal message from Japan trying to recruit elementary school kids into a Japanese bombing group. You win by yourself.

Mod's note: There are no other people that are part of some sort of subliminal message from Japan trying to recruit elementary school kids into a Japanese bombing group, other than shoe.

[Oman]

You are

The Shoes

. You were a band that took over England and America decades ago.

You are always stoned, post as such.

You win when you don't get old, annoying, and grow a horrible moe after dropping acid.

props to anyone who gets the reference.

[Thok]

You are the

Ramones

.

You must speak LOUDLY and insult everybody in the game with lyrics. You may not mention other bands. You win when somebody orders the Rolling Stones to be killed.