An Evolving RPG:

[Annadog40]

inspiratieloos boasts that he got the hang at bashing monsters.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

swyellowtail jumps into the air and dives sword first towards the monster.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

Felissan puts salt on his sword then starts to stab.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

StaplerTowel puts salt and pepper on their sword and really starts to stab.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

Cheery Dog gets out a box of U's and throws them at the monster.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

[Annadog40]

inspiratieloos' boast falls flat when the monster deflects their blow
inspiratieloos's HP: 9.
Opponent: 5.


swyellowtail's super cool jump lands on the monster dealing damage.
swyellowtail 's HP: 9.
Opponent: 5.


Felissan's slash connects, the monster cries out due to the added salt in the wound.
Felissan's HP: 6.
Opponent: 1.


StaplerTowel's slash connects due to the monster sneezing cause of the pepper. The salt in the wound caused the monster to cry out in pain.
StaplerTowel's HP: 8.
Opponent: 1.

Too bad for Cheery Dog, the monster is American so the U's had no effect allowing the monster to star spangled banner Cheery Dog's face.
Cheery Dog's HP: 9.
Opponent: 6.
Cheery Dog and the monster both started out the same so neither could deal a hit.

[Felissan]

Finish him!

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

[Cheery Dog]

I think the annoy of stuff is thing

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

[swyellowtail]

Sequence 4.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

[inspiratieloos]

inspiratieloos boasts that he got the hang at bashing monsters.

Original Roll String: 1d6 (STATIC)

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

My monster rolling a 6 doesn't really contradict the point that I'm rolling fine, but my opponents roll high too....

[inspiratieloos]

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

[swyellowtail]

bump

[Annadog40]

Felissan throws his sword at the foe in an epic finishing move.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

Cheery Dog picks up his sword and uses that to attack the enemy instead.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

swyellowtail preforms an intricate dance/fighting slash attack on the monster.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

inspiratieloos deals a finely placed strike.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

[Annadog40]

Felissan's sword lodged in the monster's chest piercing their heart killing the beast. Felissan takes a quick siesta to heal up and upon awaking, is met face to face with a new opponent.


The monster countered Cheery's sword attack with their claws and took a swipe at Cheery dog's face.
Cheery Dog's HP: 8.
Opponent: 6.


swyellowtail's intricate dance/fighting slash was not so intricatly blocked by the monster who dealt a quick blow.
swyellowtail 's HP: 8.
Opponent: 5.


Which landed right on the monster's arm dealing damage.
inspiratieloos's HP: 9.
Opponent: 4.

The Current Party

1. Killthestory (
   Level 1
   ;
   facing 3/5
   )
   
2. swyellowtail (
   Level 1
   ;
   facing 5/5
   )
   
3. StaplerTowel (
   Level 1
   ;
   facing 2/5
   )
   
4. Cheery Dog (
   Level 1
   ;
   facing 3/5
   )
   
5. Felissan (
   Level 1
   ;
   facing 3/5
   )
   
6. inspiratieloos (
   Level 1
   facing 1/5
   )

[Killthestory]

whoaaaaa

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

[swyellowtail]

Yeah, that was expected.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

[Felissan]

40% of the way there!

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

[Cheery Dog]

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

Leave my face alone!

[inspiratieloos]

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

[Annadog40]

Killthestory woke up after a long nap and tries to Keanu Reeves his opponent into submission.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

swyellowtail just slashes their foe. Yep just a boring old slash.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

Felissan attaches swords to their legs and starts kick boxing the foe.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

Cheery Dog strikes with one hand and protects their face with the other.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

inspiratieloos lofts his mighty sword up towards the heavens and swings down crushing blow.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

[Annadog40]

Killthestory's foe wakes up at the same time and both attack at the same time blocking each others blows.
Killthestory's HP: 9
Opponent: 6

swyellowtail's plain old attack was effective and did some damage to the monster.
swyellowtail 's HP: 8.
Opponent: 4.


Felissan's kick boxing doesn't go as planed and the monster kick punches Felissan in the gut.
Felissan's HP: 9.
Opponent: 6.

Cheery Dog's face protection was not enough to protect it from the monster's German style triple kick!
Cheery Dog's HP: 7.
Opponent: 6.


inspiratieloos' mighty blow was more than enough to harm the foe attacking them.
inspiratieloos's HP: 9.
Opponent: 3.

[inspiratieloos]

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

[swyellowtail]

4 more hits and it's waiting time.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

8 more hits and I'm going back to the queue. What'll it be?

[Cheery Dog]

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

I don't believe this monster is meant to have a nationality

[Felissan]

Falcon... ROLL!

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

[Annadog40]

inspiratieloos combines their sword with another creating a double bladed sword to strike the foe with.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

swyellowtail looks at the numbers while swinging the sword.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

Cheery Dog takes the monsters flag and uses that to attack.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

Felissan splashes gas on themselves and lights a match then stop drops and rolls towards the enemy.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (4) = 4

[Felissan]

Show me ya moves.

[Annadog40]

inspiratieloos as usual, lands a painful blow on the foe.
inspiratieloos's HP: 9.
Opponent: 2.

swyellowtail's numbers turned out great and landed an annoying blow on the foe.
swyellowtail 's HP: 8.
Opponent: 3.

The monster took the flag out of Cheery Dog's hands and hit Cheery Dog's face.
Cheery Dog's HP: 6.
Opponent: 6.

Felissan hits the enemy catching them on fire and dealing damage.
Felissan's HP: 9.
Opponent: 5.

[swyellowtail]

Wow. The odds are really in my favor here.

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (3) = 3