DEFCON Mafia 4.0 - СЛАВА РОССИИ МАТЕРИ

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Slowbie
VOTE: FOR

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See that's some good murica right there. Lets blow this sonsabitch

Pedit
A nuclear ground cooks my eggs way faster

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Theres no one i want to nuke out the gate sans a hydra and thats such an awwww

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Hey hey
Hey
Rock paper nuke defcon 1

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Ok now we've got this wrapped up gents next item is power lynches until the sweet sweet nukes fly

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No it gets us to nukes faster although we could strongarm through what you want

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Break andys spirit after all that tweaking

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Total war = murica sweet nukes
Coward option = hippies

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Three smileys and a declaration of town
Dont know if i can trust you with a nuke there boy

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And yea 1 kill vs infinite vigs

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Three smileys and a declaration of town
Dont know if i can trust you with a nuke there boy

yeahhhhhhhh that's gettin nuked maybe even before the hydra

Woah. Woah.

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How about the khorne treaty of 4.0

No nuke = communist

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Actually i really like the submarine it makes me giggle disregard mod plz put fate on the randomizer eveytime

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Three smileys and a declaration of town
Dont know if i can trust you with a nuke there boy

yeahhhhhhhh that's gettin nuked maybe even before the hydra

Woah. Woah.

look at the smileys again

I'm sorry I'm just 3friendly5you.

Wolfpack howwlll

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Ok guys heres the dream.
Page 40 starts with at least 4 nukes airborne

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Or the first 4 posts being nuke

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dream big

every post is a nuke

I did the math impossible.

For serious though theres a lot of bullshit on that troop list that dirty communists can screw the fun up with. And the sweet sweet sub

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And the poor asshole that gets fighter

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See thats whats brotastic about a mob and nukes. We dont need consensus for a few days just wolves

And yes mcm troop no nuke and if you suck at troops vt

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Part of me wants to go troops help me

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Hey this way the terrorist doesn't get a free kill were about saving lives.

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I suppose we could use the dayvigs like extra lynches?
In which case could not effectively do like.. five lynches a day or more?

Yep that's what's gonna happen

Ut give me your best trollface gif

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Scum also have nukes and the terrorist wins mad i believe

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In theory but then you out every troop and, well, the data suggests were bad at this game as a whole so

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And we kinda need those roles and them to not all be communist

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No plans. Maybe some loose guidelines

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Part of why you want roles too. Troops are good

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But yes mostly mad

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Reck why you break hearts
Lld you need to look at the setup changes sorry boo
Fate hearts
Rc wet blanket hearts

Pedit mastin and hip short list nukes

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I'm not threats cause i have a hard time stomaching scum i just wanna know reck why

Whyyyy

Pedit i cant do it to you lld just check the roles

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307 is a pretty good redemption

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307 is a pretty good redemption

yeah but who ISN'T nuking that guy

Communists

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Reck why you break hearts
Lld you need to look at the setup changes sorry boo
Fate hearts
Rc wet blanket hearts

Pedit mastin and hip short list nukes

can you please tell these fuckers im town thx

Recks town yo its k

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Wait uh.... that's a thought.

Can we just run people up to lynch and then tell them "if you're town, take your poison"?

like this feels optimal right?

Well yeah but the chances of that being all that happens is minimal via nukes

Reck what you on.about now

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are you gonna explain your reads on UT and spyrex and mastina

i sure wish i could in a way that wasnt essentially lolgut

spyrex feels off compared to his old townself but that could be rust

mr tripod is playing similarly to how i remember him rolling me as scum one time + i also think he's smarter/better than he's playing right now. he's going after easy policy bait like a hungry dog

mastina's play is so fucking bizarre for her that i just cant see it as anything other than town trolling. mastin-scum i think would feel a bit more indebted to a team than to play this stupidly.

Seee town Reck

I live a new life of phoneposting and a lot more lax yo its the new world order

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Or we can nuke them have them suicide let the nuke land then nuke it one more time.

Pedit reck is looking at the longbeforetimes. When i wasnt a shell of a man

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I don't think that's the intent more a dont wait 72 hrs

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I don't think that's the intent more a dont wait 72 hrs

Nope guys you can only launch 1 per day not land one per day

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Rules are instructions. Instructions come with products made in china

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Woah reading rainbow is america

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Friendship sans hip and r is fiends.

Think about it

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Did i say that i dont remember that

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Ohhh the vote mastin wall of bullshit

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Reck ruined the fun

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Yeaaaa i like the gusto accountant. Thats fine jib cuts but

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Lld? Shes not even top 10

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I mean i was a voice in review that said encryptor is a hallmark of defcon good or bad

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I like the cut of your jib but i think the knife needs a better home

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Look don't you start with me

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Your face is a sailing thing

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Zito channel.me today im.in california fucking work

[SpyreX]

Zito channel.me today im.in california fucking work

I wanna kill the following:

1. Nahdia for scums
2. RedCoyote for scums
3. mastin for extreme derp
4. Nukebringer for hydra


Does this align with your interests Y/y?

You. You complete me.

I mean i dont know if rc scums but I'll nuke it sure

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People saying Nahdia is scum will need to explain it clearer because I am not seeing it

Not comfortable with Papa Zito calling for a hydra nuke on Nukebringer. It's fine to scumread him but what amounts to a policy nuke is icky af

HIPLOP IS SCUM

What about me and ut saying it first?

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SPYREX ARE YOU DRINKING THE SUPER MOONBEAMS WITH ME OR WHAT

WHICH ONES

SDC TOWN?

YEA THAT

AND MR ZITO

SHOULD WE KILL EACH OTHER AGAIN IN DEATHS WARM EMBRACE LATER

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The mr zito is a reference to town

Fate and I are destined to hold radioactive hands later

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Mastins probably town akd also wont last very long

What part of everyone has nukes would lead scum to a loud strategy?

Yes, yes with the * that cult of personality would dictate some people would still be loud and proud

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And just so were super clear:

at the great nukemod in the sky:

if you put in 1 troop and dont get it, silo.
If you put in greater than 1 troop and dont get it, vanilla?

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If that is true errybody can put in 1 as a game of keepaway / russian roulette where the 'winner' gets a not nuke

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I'm losing my mind i swear to god i saw something that said a full list miss was lol f u

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This guy fucks i approve.

Although really what moi is getting at is vi is false here. Or itsnjazzhands

Damnitnpedits thats for arthur

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WELL SOMEONE HAD TO SIN

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Nah that's the right amount

A nuke in every hand and an Elmo on every page

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This guy fucks i approve.

Although really what moi is getting at is vi is false here. Or itsnjazzhands

Damnitnpedits thats for arthur

spyrex why

Why for moi?

More that it's not vi, but wearing a vi mask. Vis are a special creature rare like a unicorn.

Now people that are horses with glued on horns..

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That's not a horrible block i can get behind it

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I don't understand why anyone should be thinking about a plan for the dayvigs or forming a bloc or anything right now (other than obv pming the mod with a choice for role/nuke - but do that in the privacy of your thoughts while watching tv or the much more superior anime).

We have two days to go without nukes. Stop the dumb lining up of events. Treat the game in a more spontaneous matter.

You do what comes natural its not about cramming the bloc down throats yet but them good wholsome reads hell yes

I mean most of those people are safe because it'll be a sweet ass lurker skeet shoot d1 but

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I'm fine with the bloc. Anyone here have experience with Fate? I can't read him.

SpyreX and I both do

though it has been years

you can expect him to shout scream and yell with passion regardless of if he's right or not

I will break out the album covers again, Fate. Don't test me.

No has experience with fate you experience him.

Fate feels like me beaten by the real world the fire inside but it sputters showing the shadow of what we were to who we are

Also p town

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Reck also town fyi

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I could've sworn you already said that.

Do you have any scumreads.

Nothing ironclad yet. But phase one is find town people and then turn the slag into glowing freedom discs.

Cause I'm honest with myself my slag targets arent scum fo aho just good freedom food

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yes okay let's nuke everyone who wasn't a universal townread on day zero gr8 idea

So how slippery would you say the slope was that got you here? Like baby oil or the tears of all the bald eagles you made cry

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I think the amazing part is how.crazy it gets stating something tht just happens


Guys lets find mutual townreads and not nuke them

ReeeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeEEe

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I could've sworn you already said that.

Do you have any scumreads.

Nothing ironclad yet. But phase one is find town people and then turn the slag into glowing freedom discs.

Cause I'm honest with myself my slag targets arent scum fo aho just good freedom food

Spyrex

Are you the SK.

At the end of the day arent we all

Why sk instead of scum

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Zito if i let you control my nuke what would you do with it

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Or i just appeal to people with my old fashioned good looks and debonair wit.

And in a cross kill vig extravaganza isnt that also what scum would do

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No, they'd probably be much more coordinated esp with 5 people.

You don't seem organized enough to be scum.

But it still seems like you're playing solely to survive.

Pedit: Spyrex

Wouldnt step 1 of coordination be dont get nuked like pants on head folk

I mean yes theres clearly going to.be more nuance but the idea at this juncture when everyone is rubbing their nukes ready for the payload the idea that scum wouldnt also be being cheeky is very odd

And im assuming this is from.having good town reads but not good scum reads welllll funny thing finding good town folk and realizing good directoons to move, one could use the term unidirectional bloc, makes the finding.scum way easier especially with no votes, flips, nukes, motorboats

Not a single luxury

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Zito if i let you control my nuke what would you do with it

I would write "To mastina, love Actual Players" and then draw little pink hearts on it and drop it right on her forehead.

I can't argue this and now i want an artist to draw up every nuke

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See this is why recks nuke has an elmo

Look we can define ourselves through destruction.

Or are you gonna end up nuking lld and posting it is that one isnt it

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I don't think anyone ever tried when there were no nukes calm down dag

And ircher i swear to everything holy I'm gonna need you to get crayons out and explain trolling or a lolbomb is going right in your facemeat

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I'm still stuck on trolling

Like boy you aint seen a moose much less a troll if you think I'm a troll dag

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See you call me a troll and then i see these literal shitposts

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Like he can die to nukes but let's be serious there that post has to be town because no scum in the history of scum is that suicidal

But hey I'm just over here zorblagin around so

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I've heard that bandied more in the months I've been back than all the years before. Like the barrier has shifted so much it's as useless as meta

Cause the 35% town winrate suggests that perhaps it is the v that is is

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I'm gonna pistol whip thennext person that says VI

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I'm gonna pistol whip thennext person that says VI

Hey Spyrex, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

I love that movie

Although you should have taken the opportunity to wordsmith that to vi.

So -2 points but still an a

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MoI you are so sassy this game

Expectation of both a limited lifespan and sweet sweet Nuke-age of my scum reads independent of needing others has me feeling more carefree than usual.

Isn't it just the best feeling?

Few things in life are as sweet
As avoding kissing dirty feet
Instead we bow with great aplomb
And fix our woes with the bomb

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I did i just phone posted

Your revised thesis passes with flying colors you're now a phd in mukology

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Nukology ffs

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Cause then i can feel your vibe yo

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98% terrorist takes sub and a defensive or ends up at sub n silo

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You are asking me to tell you what I'm thinking in a general sense and I won't do that.

Dr. LLD who are you nuking first?

This is the part where I would be shooting bullets through my monitor if I'd gotten machinegun hands like I asked for in 2nd grade.

Thanks a lot mom I still have a monitor AND ANGER ISSUES.

But machinegun hands would have horrible reloading gosh

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SpyreX you sound like my mom.

Well you just wanted them so you wouldn't be able to clean your room mr man

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Its ok you'll be free from this one in 2016

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Yea that feels like a very drunk grab bag

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The only one I'd ride an early nuke on is bringer sooo

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Scoot over i dream of nukes

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I think fate is town but i need more to say for sure but that list is pretty ok

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Zito,ut,lld scum huh this should be good

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What do you want us to do waggle hard

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Alright, LLD is nearing the top of my town list at this point. I just thought that was worthy of announcement. Need to hear more from Errant, UT and Spy re: reads.

What you want now

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Wooo i missed some something.

VOTE: vax

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So in the bookmarks i saw fate posted

I said to myself this is either a vote for vax or for me <3

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Much later it can make sense, but not now. Although i will say lynchees should since mastin clearly stated all troops are in play

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Can someone explain the Vax case/point me to it?

Im going to take a guess here:

Because newbies are lynch-bait. Veteran players think they know exactly when another vet is scum and think they always have them pegged. So when wagon gets started on a newbie player no one can be blamed for not knowing they were not scum because of this crappy play style.

Hence why I think SAD is scum trying to get me lynched for crappy reasoning.

It's still pretty early tho, im confident people will see through is ruse.

This is real bad why not actually discuss what mr dayne said with his words.

Or, even better, die so party time can start

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Look lets just cut the shit here

Is vax scum? Maybe. I dont like the dancin much but whatevs

Is vax a good sacrifice to the nuke god? Yep

[SpyreX]

People like easy wagons
Votes for smart

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@SAD

Do you have a Dayvig or secret info about the game?

what the laffo

I swear it kills me

[SpyreX]

Look it's been a shitty week i need bombs in the air

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Well he is but it's more lols than pulling secrets

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Spyspy-chan can we lynch SAD

Look i wanna see this through cause i doubt is a bus and being able to clear static around sad on a scum flip would be amazing

Otherwise it can pull steam out and maybe get it back to normal

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Well shit is it a bus that's suicidal in this setup cause woof

Pedit nuke ircher tmrw

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See lld this is why murder bridge needs the first rock set

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Reck my only concern is I'm doin a lot of fuckin about and i see ut and i very similarly at this time but that could be white noise

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Not really fuckin about now sheesh
I'm not putting on the for serious hat for a while

[SpyreX]

Hey look if it someone wants to play taller me I'm down

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Taller me gosh

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See the thing is and i know it sounds strange

I know in my bones you are town reck

I want to know about sad and vax is a great test

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I mean a mistake is a mistake and that one woudl be scum

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That it was a fuckup not a lie on purpose. Burden of knowledge

Pedit if ut is scum why plan on derailing when the backup pitchforks are pointed at him

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This thread is the strangest thread pedits for like 3 hrs straight onto silence

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Kaiser soze. Its not unheard of.

Wife? Snap ive missed stuff over the years grats.

Mc'd is one of my favorites its an art

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Reck that's amazing some.things never change

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Basically mafblack is the only correct skin

Mafblack is a fucking cancer; mafsilver is the one true race.

It all makes sense now

[SpyreX]

Spiff is pretty transparently town ftr

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Mcmenno is a national treasure

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Omg its happeniningggg

[SpyreX]

Pool of needs to die soon if they don't IC with their words:

UT
Nahdia
Vax

Pool of why are you doing nothing readable:

Fate
EP
Zito
hiplop
kinda GI
SS
mcmenno

Pool of ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mostly scary people who I don't want to pretend I can read:

LLD
RC
SAD
Subset [not scary people]:
nukebringer
Ircher

Pool of okay for now:

MOI
Spiff
RECK
GiF
Accountant
Cephrir
mastina
Spyrex

Less good of a situation than I was feeling.
There are a lot of people in this game.
:/

I think the most disturbing part of this is how there's nothing in there that's even a ripple

[SpyreX]

Pillow talk only is when the sky is a beautiful missile colored

[SpyreX]

Unbridled love and desire duh

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Why use different words when those words have the right meaning

Why cant we get to dr nukes partytime

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Why repress ones self when the sweet freedom rings

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So someone gonna be go team nuke and murder ss tomorrow and also make tomorrow happen today

[SpyreX]

I have god memory

All things past and present at once

I see a glorious nuclear wasteland

I see a time of unending purgatory

I'm in one of those right now

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I also see 100 god damn pages before a nuke this kills the god

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Wait a second what the shit did this turn into me being scum

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I really want someone to call him out but deep inside i know it won't Halen page 150 hoo

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I was gonna say cheeky bastards mimic me

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My brains

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Has no one considered Vax fakeclaiming to draw out a disruptive role to scum?

Proceed with rope

Wellllll that's easy to fix
But lets be real you fake claim that one

[SpyreX]

You guys are ruining nuclear weapons.

Nuclear weapons

[SpyreX]

Halen = happen.

I want someone to go lol i picked eaves #1 and him die
That wont happen. Page 150 ahead

[SpyreX]

Look i want vax to be a liar so we can lynch and.move to party time

But it wont happen so we'll touch butts for another 50 pages

[SpyreX]

Scum or not it's too sloppy and for what

So no hes not lying

[SpyreX]

This game

Zito you really think ut scum

[SpyreX]

Spyrex doesn't even care if im scum or not, he wants me dead, lol.

Woooooosh

I want the game to move ahead. So instead of bein cute hoe about you help make that happen.in a way that isnt 'blood sacrifice '

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VOTE: ut

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SPYREX WHAT IS THIS AFTER I GAVE ]REASONS] AND EFFORT

Looook i smell how its going I'll go back shresh

[SpyreX]

Like voting ut just hurts guys

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Shh you're not guys

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I mean i dont have enough cares yet to blaze my own trail

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At page 100 I'll literally lynch anyone

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So why am i scum mastin

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Hey at least you get to be a party hat I'm just down there with nadhia for shits

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VOTE: mastina

FYI everyone consider yourself hated i will hammer all wagons no claims

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All wagons. Even me. It is true murderball

Pedit for sanity. The lld button pushing is no bueno

pedit 2 I'm voting every wagon right now chuckles

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Its happennnning does this make it bigger than ut so i can cram a chucklepie down a throat

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But is it a real example we must dig deeper

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I will be checking this ill hammer the shit out of it fyi

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I think 'on board' is that misnomer for literally kill anyone

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I'm here whats happening ill lynch ut but i dont like it

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VOTE: ss

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Ut lets be real are you scum y/n

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Holy shit i almost wish i was scum it's beautiful in there

[SpyreX]

Go look at the other games they'll say repeat this till its leaked

Regardless beautiful

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I just pinch eyes at you

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I said 150 just remember.

Well the sk is pretty much a gf here so that could be why. That said its pretty moot.

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That said ss lives for now

VOTE: mastina

This is until i can hammer

[SpyreX]

Ohh snap

UT I'm here. Any last words before you set us free

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Zzz please world

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Hey I'm voting mastin i believe I'm helping

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Well not reading the

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Grey come back to the murder side we have delicious snacks and more sanity

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Lol
VOTE: ss

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Last night was terrorist right? This makes no sense but is total assholes

I think we need a wise young buck to do an analysis on the wagon jump. Theres at least one jumper who fled fast

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FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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Zito you will be avenged all is as khorne wills

[SpyreX]

VOTE: EP

[SpyreX]

More nukes. More. More

[SpyreX]

Zito you will be avenged all is as khorne wills

I don't think you're town in this game but yeah I hope so.

Just believe in the magic

[SpyreX]

If you're sub zito and you shot me I'm gonna be soo sad

[SpyreX]

Yess more more let us fill the sky

[SpyreX]

Hmm. Do you think the sk would have went double day nuke.
Cause if thats the case, we can narrow this shit down right quick

[SpyreX]

Assuming mastin is telling the truth which is at least half true or they are the sk lolols every role is in play. If the sk double downed on killing abilities then you can carve out half if we fire every nuke or everyone claims


Buttttt thata a big ol target game then

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Probably? I mean i suppose hes on the short list of heartless jerks who would kill my spirit bond

[SpyreX]

True but would you double down when the tides shifted

[SpyreX]

Well we should have an army of nukes

[SpyreX]

Tbf i cant imagine hed sub then pop in like hey this is a good idea

[SpyreX]

Theres the defense tower pretty much or its already.successful or failed

[SpyreX]

Muhahaha you fell into my trap.scum win

Ok.i need to know did you or andy put me there you harlots

[SpyreX]

Ut from my heartmeat i say dont wait

[SpyreX]

So many sexy nukes

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VOTE: mastin

[SpyreX]

Cause

Get on the train

[SpyreX]

Guys weve done this already.

Reck is town barring a cc and even then hed be scum not sk. Cancel the nuke.

Lld is drunk town and has been claiming fallout shelter soo hard hence the burning desire to be copped. And the discussion about the nk there is valid. Shes town.

Aaanndd cause i want zito to stop feeling sad mastins nuke is gonna go whiz pop because I'm na motherfucking secret agent up in this bitch so you're also alive.

And ut is town.

Sooo lets assume sk is doublenuke weve almost got the pool out with all the claims.

Additionally someone who isnt me get the shit on the d1 wagons and who totally shit the bird we should be able to carve a ascum.there

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I mean shit reck bought two days for the gif alone

[SpyreX]

what is happening

spyrex you're literally the person who egged ut on to nuke me

No i told him to not wait for zito i mean i was kinda him and haww until acc then its a duh town

[SpyreX]

All i want to say is i love this game

[SpyreX]

Serious the gif buys two days in my heart regardless of the fact hes town

[SpyreX]

Ive already saved zito gosh

[SpyreX]

I mean a known sub isnt that neat its just flavor nuke.

Who here is a bad enough dude to find a scums from those wagons d1

[SpyreX]

Why would you do that and not prove what I said i swear to god

[SpyreX]

Zito said rc so it's suicide if it hits reek

[SpyreX]

My magic dice said 10

[SpyreX]

Its magic dice in no dice and i said 10

However based on reading comprehension this game i can safely tell you this and they wont know