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Post Post #17 (isolation #0) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:50 am

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196. North Korea


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North Korea has a dictator. That dictator is terrible. They abuse human rights and shit.

Like idk how to do this writeup because North Korea is literally just the worst in every way as far as countries go. Maybe one day their government will get destroyed so they can have the chance to be not-terrible. Alternatively, they'll get nuked by China or South Korea or the US.
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Post Post #36 (isolation #1) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:38 am

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DJIBOUTI, DJIBOUTI.

BEST CITY.

Not idoling it, though
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Post Post #37 (isolation #2) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:38 am

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Also obligatory Thanks Monaco.
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Post Post #60 (isolation #3) » Sun Dec 18, 2016 10:36 am

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Great idol choice Hasch
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Post Post #61 (isolation #4) » Sun Dec 18, 2016 10:39 am

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186. Turkey


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This country is named after a bird. That's really dumb. What's even dumber is that it's named after one of the WORST birds. Turkey is irredeemably bad. It's literally just drier, shittier chicken that we're all forced to eat once a year because of stupid traditions. It's literally the ONLY food that is strictly dominated in all recipes by another food.

So, in short, fuck Turkey.

Also that whole genociding my great-grandparents thing
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Post Post #82 (isolation #5) » Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:21 pm

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It's really tempting to idol Georgia because Georgian can have up to 8-consonant clusters, but lol no.
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Post Post #83 (isolation #6) » Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:22 pm

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Who is this man he is very attractive.
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Post Post #84 (isolation #7) » Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:26 pm

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177. Azerbaijan

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While we're on the topic of nations that deny groups their right to self-determination, Azerbaijan's time is up. I would write something funnier here, but Azerbaijan is such a terrible place that the only things worth writing about are all the shitty things about them. Also they literally bathe in oil in Baku, which is gross.

I also thing I'm now winning in terms of racism of cuts. Good thing there aren't any Turks here.
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Post Post #92 (isolation #8) » Tue Dec 20, 2016 9:55 pm

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Was Uruguay in EUROVISION???
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Post Post #95 (isolation #9) » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:25 am

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It's too early to be using idols. Like, I honestly kind of hate that Uruguay's out that early (I manage the Uruguayan National Team in my FM game) but idoling it again when it's just gonna go out in another round is kind of pointless.
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Post Post #104 (isolation #10) » Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:08 pm

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d3f and Aronis are the last two for this round.
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Post Post #112 (isolation #11) » Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:06 pm

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169. Saudi Arabia

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Haha there isn't even anything funny to write here this country is just straight-up evil with what they do.
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Post Post #136 (isolation #12) » Mon Jan 02, 2017 9:37 am

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159. Portugal

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Look at this fuckboi. This asshole is Christiano Ronaldo. Many people consider him to be the greatest soccer player currently playing. The guy is a colossal tool. He bitched during the Euros about how Iceland was being "small" for celebrating a tie against Portugal in groups. Do you know how many people Iceland has? 323,000. Do you know how many people Portugal has? 10.5 million. So yeah, pretty good on Iceland to get that draw as massive underdogs.

Speaking of the Euros, Portugal's win was fucking garbage. Like, they're statistically the worst team to win a continental championship, like, ever. They only got out of groups because the Euro cup does the stupid "some 3rd place teams get out" bullshit that we all know fucking sucks, and they drew every game through the fucking semis. And like, it's hilarious when a country like Paraguay does it to get to the finals of Copa America because Paraguay is a tiny-ass nation in a region of giants that struggles to keep up, but this is fucking Portugal. When you're the big guy, it's not cute. It's fucking stupid.

So in short, Christiano Ronaldo is an asshole and Portugal sucks.
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Post Post #141 (isolation #13) » Mon Jan 02, 2017 2:00 pm

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no u
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Post Post #151 (isolation #14) » Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:25 am

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RABBLE
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Post Post #176 (isolation #15) » Wed Jan 25, 2017 1:44 pm

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149. The Philippines

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You know.

I could talk about all the shit involving Duterte. About how there's a literal massacring of the poor in the Philippines right now. That the public largely supports. I could also talk about how their PM literally has admitted to murdering people and wishes he had been first to rape a women who was gang-raped and murdered. But, instead, I'll talk about something else.

Manila capped Uber (and Grab but fuck Grab) surge at 2.0x.

This. Is. Terrible. Like, this is regulators overstepping what is right and fair and just because they hate the future. The point of surge is to fucking self-correct the marketplace by using price increases to simultaneously reduce demand and increase supply. It also is something that drivers love because, shocker, drivers make more money when it surges. It makes it worth it for them to come out for things like big events where there'll be a lot of drunk assholes and it'll be sometimes a frustrating experience.

So fuck Manila. Fuck the Philippines.
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Post Post #186 (isolation #16) » Fri Jan 27, 2017 6:42 am

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While I agree that cutting Turkmenistan here was maybe a bit early (and Kyrgyzstan, too), that seems like a bit of a wasted idol
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Post Post #191 (isolation #17) » Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:05 pm

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I thought idols were originally supposed to go super far then we just like ignored it.
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Post Post #197 (isolation #18) » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:58 am

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Updaaaaate CC you sloot
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Post Post #218 (isolation #19) » Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:47 am

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Are we still doing this?
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