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Congratulations! You area member of The Dead Kennedys, and, while the mod does like your music well enough, she decided it would be funnier if you were an actual *dead* Kennedy as opposed to a punk rocker. So put away your posters of the penis landscapes and instant Jell-o mix, and start hunting for brains. As one of the zombie remnants of one of America's most well known families, you obviously have a gourmet appetite. You don't have a win condition since you're already dead and dead people can't be president, *but* if you uncover who was behind the conspiracy/cover-up of your death, you get a chance to eat the brains of all the college co-eds you come across ^_^
Mod note: This is only funny when the mod is insanely tired.- Twomz
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You areGutts(orGatts/Gatsudepending on translation) from Berserk. And you are the main character!!! Besides a couple of friends of yours in the game, pretty much everyone is trying to kill you. But, because you're so fucking insanely awesome, just nightkilling or lynching you once or twice won't get the job done. The bad guys win when they attempt to kill you through lynching or abilities 10 times. You and your friends win when everyone else is dead. IfCaska(<insert player name>) dies, you lose 2 lives, but get to kill 4 people in a fit of rage. IfPakk(orPuck/Pukkdepending on translation) (<insert player name>) dies, you lose 1 life. And to describe your night ability... well, a picture is worth a thousand words...
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You areCaskafrom Berserk. You used to be a pretty awesome fighter... but then you got raped by a bunch of demons. Sucks to be you I guess. You are pretty much worthless, but your friend Gutts loves you and will try to protect you from the bad guys. Try to survive the demons to win... crazy lady.
You arePakkfrom Berserk. You follow Gutts around and heal him. Oh yeah, you are a fairy too, so a lot of the people in the game can't hurt you. Besides that you can't really do much... besides annoy people of course. You win by surviving til the end of the game. You might be able to take on some lesser monsters though.......
All other characters except maybe one or two are monsters from the manga and have the win condition of killing Gutts. Most have a conditional one time Night kill (like Gutts has to be voting for them at the end of day, or they have to follow a post restriction to use the kill). Catch is, they are not told who Gutts is.
Basically, the bad guys are the town and the "good" guys are the mafia, except the mafia doesn't have a night kill and has one guy that is freaken impossible to kill. Monster's all think they are alone though .
PS: Japanese manga reads from right to left... in case something doesn't make sense >.>"It's not a logical inconsistency. B can't be correct because then C would be, but it doesn't go the other way - there's nothing wrong with C being correct. Aside from Twomz saying otherwise." --Mith-
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Ah...that reminds me.
Congratulations! You arePuck, "that shrewd and knavish sprite [...] that frights the maidens of the villagery." You have no regard for law or order and, unless explicitly ordered by Oberon, you will cause good humored confusion and chaos to reign supreme. At any point during the game, as often as you like, day or night, you may switch the rolls of any two players, or cast a spell making any two players lovers. (The lovers spell will only last until your next bit of mischief), however, is a price to pay for all this mischief. You must include in each of your posts some reference to Shakespeare, be it metaphor, quote, or an imitation of style. Additionally, since you *are* a fairy, you suffer the dual curse of your race. First, you must run around in tights, preferably bright colored ones. Second, you will die if people stop believing in fairies. So you must convince someone to type the word clap at least once per page. (You may not reveal that you are a fairy or that your life depends on it.) You are chaos-aligned and win when your lord and master Oberon gets laid, because we all know he's just cranky because he isn't getting any.
Modnote: Oberon can only direct Puck's choices to try and make their effects less severe, but there is only a 50% chance of that working.
which is a nice segway into:
Congratulations! You areTitania. You win when you copulate with a donkey.- kuribo
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You arePokey the Penguin
You may only post statements that are irrelevant to the conversation at hand. You may only post in caps. You win.Join me on my quest to play every NES game! Some of them are awful.
Kuribo's read is foolproof: one night he was high on NyQuil, and he's ancestors reveiled Aureal's alignment to him. - Dessew- IH
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Bit of meaninglessness...
You are aNaive Cop. Every night, you may PM me the name of one person you would like to know the alignment of. I will respond, saying they are "innocent", regardless of actual alignment. You win with town.
Yes, that's the role PMThe entire time I was trying to get my voodoo doll to work. The closest I got was slapping someone with it. -Snix, Haunted Mansion 5- Peers
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You areThe Teacher's Pet. Your nose is browner than the dirt you kneel on to kiss Mrs. Crockpot's feet. You break the curve, win every single gold star for participation and helpfulness, distribute handouts, wipe up the chalkboard, feed the classroom guinea pig, pick upallof the toys, and always get the good comments on report cards and in parent-teacher conferences. Life is good, right? Wrong. Here's the dirty little secret: None of your classmates like you at all. Mrs. Crockpot only appears to like you because you basically do her job for her. Unfortunately, you can't afford to slow down. Due to the precdent you have set, you won't fit in with the normal kids anyway, are bound to the ten million duties to which you have volunteered, and you don't want daddy to start beating you again. Throughout the game, any time somebody makes a request -- either to you specifically or in general -- youmustcomply in your next post (if possible) or else you will be modkilled. You also have to toe the line, staying careful not to anger any of the bullies (who will surely beat you up and take your bagged lunch, as healthy and disgusting as it may be). Your win condition is to survive to the end of the game. Don't piss anybody off. Don't let anybody down. Good luck, you obnoxious little bastard.- Yosarian2
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Heh...actually, that was FDR who said that. Close, though.Peers wrote:You areJFK. You have nothing to fear but fear itself
You are FDR. If the majority of the town votes for you, you won't be lynched, you will instead become president for the next day. You win if you are president for 4 days in a row.I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie-
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Congratulations! You areJohn Fitzgerald Byersand the mod thinks you're a cutie. Unfortunately for you, the government is out to get you and your partners Frohike(X) and Langley(Y), though they haven't found you just yet. Each night, the mod will give you a clue as to who the bad guys are and you may talk amongst yourselves. Be very careful though, because every time you hack into some new information (i.e. the mod sends you a hint), there is a 30% chance of one or all of you being identified by the powers that be. Also, you need to be ever more careful during the day. There are two players who you may not have a hand in lynching, and don't let your partners convince you otherwise, because they have different win conditions than you do. Because the mod thinks you're cute, she'll let you in on a little secret: both of your partners *are* protown, so you don't need to worry about subterfuge. You win when you live in a perfect world where the government isn't corrupt and you're happily married to Susanne Modeski. Oh...and one more thing...you and your partners really need to hurry up with putting down the government conspiracy. There's this evil little ticking timebomb of a virus out there, and if it explodes before all the conspirators are done away with, well, the three of you die. Oh, and by the way, you might want to keep your identity under wraps. With the conspiracy afoot, you never know what harm may come of it.
Mod notes: Byers cannot be on Susanne Modeski or Alex Krycek's bandwagons. If he has a hand in killing Modeski, he commits suicide. If he has a hand in killing Krycek (who is pure awesome, and quite possibly more attractive than Byers), he loses his mason powers and nightly modhelp. In addition to this, The Lone Gunmen are selective millers. They appear as guilty to any investigative role in the game except for Mulder (should Mulder chose to use his investigative powers as opposed to his other powers). If Krycek dies at any of their hands, Byers and his comrades become all become death millers. So claiming masons is a *bad* idea. The virus will go off night 9. I also feel kind of bad writing this role, because Byers deserves a viable win condition (and a hug), but since this *is* the worst role ideas thread, I don't feel compelled to give him one.
Mod note edit: just for kicks (and because he's awesome), in this game, anyone who has a hand in killing Krycek will have bad things happen to them, the degree of badness depending on type of involvement in his death as well as my affinity for the character involved. Example: If CSM nightkills Krycek, he automatically dies. If he is involved in voting for a Krycek lynch, he, unknowingly, will lose mafia powers and become a survivor. He will not be informed of this change, but all of his cohorts will be told that he is kicked out from the mafia, and it is up to them to decide amongst themselves what to do with him. He will not, however, lose his invesigation result as guilty. On the otherhand, if WMM nightkilled Krycek, he would lose all of his godfather privileges. If he was in on the lynch, he would just lose his investigate as innocent status, but not his immunity. It's kind of obvious which government conspirator I prefer ^_^- Peers
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There's a meta-irony to having an FDR quote in a JFK role in Worst Roles Ever. Like having Captain Picard as a role with an Obi-Won Kenobi quote.Yosarian2 wrote:
Heh...actually, that was FDR who said that. Close, though.Peers wrote:You areJFK. You have nothing to fear but fear itself
You are FDR. If the majority of the town votes for you, you won't be lynched, you will instead become president for the next day. You win if you are president for 4 days in a row.- kuribo
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Youare.If at any point you are NOT, you have lost.Join me on my quest to play every NES game! Some of them are awful.
Kuribo's read is foolproof: one night he was high on NyQuil, and he's ancestors reveiled Aureal's alignment to him. - Dessew- Thestatusquo
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Wow. Wow. Wow. You are my new favorite scummer. If I had a desire to have sex, I would beg you to allow me entry into your vagina immediately. You, madam, are a god among these mortal fools.Mirth wrote:Congratulations! You areJohn Fitzgerald Byersand the mod thinks you're a cutie. Unfortunately for you, the government is out to get you and your partners Frohike(X) and Langley(Y), though they haven't found you just yet. Each night, the mod will give you a clue as to who the bad guys are and you may talk amongst yourselves. Be very careful though, because every time you hack into some new information (i.e. the mod sends you a hint), there is a 30% chance of one or all of you being identified by the powers that be. Also, you need to be ever more careful during the day. There are two players who you may not have a hand in lynching, and don't let your partners convince you otherwise, because they have different win conditions than you do. Because the mod thinks you're cute, she'll let you in on a little secret: both of your partners *are* protown, so you don't need to worry about subterfuge. You win when you live in a perfect world where the government isn't corrupt and you're happily married to Susanne Modeski. Oh...and one more thing...you and your partners really need to hurry up with putting down the government conspiracy. There's this evil little ticking timebomb of a virus out there, and if it explodes before all the conspirators are done away with, well, the three of you die. Oh, and by the way, you might want to keep your identity under wraps. With the conspiracy afoot, you never know what harm may come of it.
Mod notes: Byers cannot be on Susanne Modeski or Alex Krycek's bandwagons. If he has a hand in killing Modeski, he commits suicide. If he has a hand in killing Krycek (who is pure awesome, and quite possibly more attractive than Byers), he loses his mason powers and nightly modhelp. In addition to this, The Lone Gunmen are selective millers. They appear as guilty to any investigative role in the game except for Mulder (should Mulder chose to use his investigative powers as opposed to his other powers). If Krycek dies at any of their hands, Byers and his comrades become all become death millers. So claiming masons is a *bad* idea. The virus will go off night 9. I also feel kind of bad writing this role, because Byers deserves a viable win condition (and a hug), but since this *is* the worst role ideas thread, I don't feel compelled to give him one.
Mod note edit: just for kicks (and because he's awesome), in this game, anyone who has a hand in killing Krycek will have bad things happen to them, the degree of badness depending on type of involvement in his death as well as my affinity for the character involved. Example: If CSM nightkills Krycek, he automatically dies. If he is involved in voting for a Krycek lynch, he, unknowingly, will lose mafia powers and become a survivor. He will not be informed of this change, but all of his cohorts will be told that he is kicked out from the mafia, and it is up to them to decide amongst themselves what to do with him. He will not, however, lose his invesigation result as guilty. On the otherhand, if WMM nightkilled Krycek, he would lose all of his godfather privileges. If he was in on the lynch, he would just lose his investigate as innocent status, but not his immunity. It's kind of obvious which government conspirator I prefer ^_^Official Gimmick List:
INVENTOR OF UPICK!LORD OF THE 11TH HOUR!ASEXUAL!KING SCAR APOLOGIST!DREAMER OF THE NE0N DREAM (SUPP 2021 LAST PLACE WINNER)!
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...I am not sure whether to slap you with my piggie-ballerina gloves challenging you to a duel such that I may defend my honor through use of my trusty shotgun (or, that being disallowed, finally get my father to cough up that gift of dueling pistols he promised me when I turned old enough to legally own guns), or to take that as a compliment...AniX wrote: Wow. Wow. Wow. You are my new favorite scummer. If I had a desire to have sex, I would beg you to allow me entry into your vagina immediately. You, madam, are a god among these mortal fools.- Dark Ermac
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You areThat guy from every horror movie that gets killed before the opening credits. You shall die on Night 1.
Have a nice day.Monday: I went drinking with the Poles.
Tuesday: I think I'm going to die.
Wednesday: I went drinking with the Poles again.
Thursday: Why the hell didn't I die on Tuesday?- Yosarian2
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Well, you could always take it as a compliment but shoot him anyway.Mirth wrote:
...I am not sure whether to slap you with my piggie-ballerina gloves challenging you to a duel such that I may defend my honor through use of my trusty shotgun (or, that being disallowed, finally get my father to cough up that gift of dueling pistols he promised me when I turned old enough to legally own guns), or to take that as a compliment...AniX wrote: Wow. Wow. Wow. You are my new favorite scummer. If I had a desire to have sex, I would beg you to allow me entry into your vagina immediately. You, madam, are a god among these mortal fools.I want us to win just for Yos' inevitable rant alone. -CrashTextDummie- xyzzy
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You areAbraham Lincoln.John Wilkes Booth was wrong: you didn't die. That was an imposter. It was all a setup. You're actually better known as Matthew Ryan, a rogue scientist/time traveler. In your original world, slavery was never abolished, and China now controls slave trade in the US. Twelve years ago they began development on a high-powered weapon that only destroys organic material. Eleven years ago, you boarded a space station controlled by Korea, who in an odd twist of fate is one of the few powerful nations to oppose slavery, and as a result one of the most peaceful places to live. After China began using their super-weapon, Korea quickly developed a special shield to protect the space station. As a result, ten years ago, Korea became the SS Shield, and Earth became China. In a world where the free are predominantly Asian, and one where rampant racism has never quieted, you spent the next two years carefully avoiding all people, while working with a small group of people who lived miles away from you. You eventually managed to get control of the technology that they had built: time travel. Your goal was to reverse the flow of time that led to the world being in the state it's in. You eventually became President in an altered time line. Altered is the key word, though: your old world is still out there, floating along. After you got here, you used your technology to increase your life span exponentially, and you've been carefully watching for signs that the Koreans have found you. They have, now. Some of their own are in your world; but you have one of their bodies, and you can send people back to them. You may send any player from this game to game N+1 every night. However, be warned: your mortal enemy, John Wilkes Booth, is also sending people to your world. Who they'll align with depends on who they were in game N+1, but their alignment might change. You win when the Mafia (the Koreans) in game N (this one) all die, or when John Wilkes Booth dies in game N+1.- somestrangeflea
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You aren't not aCorrupt Politician.Being not not corrupted by the local Mafia (who aren't not XXXX, YYYY and ZZZZ), you're not not used to having to weasel-word your way out of whichever perfectly non-non-illegal actions which you've not been not caught not not perpetrating. Therefore, you don't not have a post restriction. You mustn't not tell the truth at all times, and all of your posts mustn't not never not contain a string of double-non-positives.
Win condition: When it doesn't not not become possible for the Town to not not kill your non-non-non-non-faction.- Glork
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I agree with Yosarian2.Yosarian2 wrote:
Well, you could always take it as a compliment but shoot him anyway.Mirth wrote:
...I am not sure whether to slap you with my piggie-ballerina gloves challenging you to a duel such that I may defend my honor through use of my trusty shotgun (or, that being disallowed, finally get my father to cough up that gift of dueling pistols he promised me when I turned old enough to legally own guns), or to take that as a compliment...AniX wrote: Wow. Wow. Wow. You are my new favorite scummer. If I had a desire to have sex, I would beg you to allow me entry into your vagina immediately. You, madam, are a god among these mortal fools. - Glork
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