Planet Earth Rankdown (Round 7)

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #7 (isolation #0) » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:38 am

/in why not

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #13 (isolation #1) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:29 am

Wait, do we americas have any idols to use?

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #41 (isolation #2) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:14 pm

190. The Bahamas

It's time for Ready, Aim, Fire!

This America has had very bad experiences with the Bahamas. The first time I was there, I was with my family and everybody got sick. We were sick for a while after we left. The food was terrible. Yay fun. The second time I was there, it was pouring the whole time. And then there was Survivor: Bahamas. I don't think anybody likes the Bahamas after whatever the hell that was.

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #63 (isolation #3) » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:38 am

186. North Korea

There's too much wrong with North Korea to justify keeping it in any longer. We're cutting legitimately bad countries now, apparently, so North Korea has got to go.

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #93 (isolation #4) » Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:57 am

In post 91, Drench wrote:
In post 89, Haschel Cedricson wrote:
175. Ukraine

"I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine."

Haha, the Ukraine. Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, scummers. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

someone??? idol this????? immediately????????

No...I need revenge against that star!

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #99 (isolation #5) » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:46 pm

Real life. Cut tomorrow.

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #105 (isolation #6) » Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:15 am

172. Mongolia

Mongolia is such a big country, but nobody really thinks about them. For how little people care, I don't think it deserves to go on in the rankdown. And it always gets overshadowed by, you know, China.

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #126 (isolation #7) » Tue Dec 27, 2016 9:51 am

165. Benin

Once upon a time, D3f took French. He had to do a project about a French-speaking country and its geography, culture, etc. While some people got great countries, from France to Luxembourg to Belgium (great by normal standards, clearly not by the standards of the other rankers), D3f got stuck with a little country in Africa called Benin.

Its capital is something out of Portuguese or Spanish (what Frenchman calls something Porto-Novo?), its seasons are the wet season and the dry season, its national food is porridge, and everyone is really, really poor. It was also Communist for 15 years. It's not interesting or good. Bye.

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #130 (isolation #8) » Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:00 pm

Aronis it's been nine days

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #138 (isolation #9) » Mon Jan 02, 2017 10:47 am

157. Comoros

They are averaging one coup every two years since 1975. By the time this rankdown is over, they will probably have another one. According to Wikipedia, four of them involved a guy named Bob Denard. What happened:
Bob Denard and Guy 1 overthrow the gov't.
Bob Denard and Guy 2 overthrow Guy 1's successor.
Bob Denard and Guy 3 overthrow Guy 2,
Bob Denard overthrows Guy 3.

So yeah, bye Bob Denard and Comoros.

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #144 (isolation #10) » Mon Jan 02, 2017 5:51 pm

Other Bob Denard facts:

He converted three different times: from Catholicism, to Judaism, to Islam, back to Catholicism
He married seven times
He attempted a coup in Benin, calling the attempt Operation Shrimp

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #146 (isolation #11) » Tue Jan 03, 2017 1:59 am

Bob Denard is French.

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #147 (isolation #12) » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:57 pm

Remember this?

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #152 (isolation #13) » Sat Jan 14, 2017 8:41 am

Aronis, CC, and BBM still to post for round 5.

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #159 (isolation #14) » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:49 am

We did go nine days without a cut though!

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #163 (isolation #15) » Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:02 pm

Did it vote out its mom?

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #166 (isolation #16) » Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:37 pm

Aronis cmon

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #180 (isolation #17) » Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:41 am

147. Laos

Its flag is Laosy, its country is Laosy, its politics are Laosy, everything about Laos is Laosy.

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #198 (isolation #18) » Mon Feb 13, 2017 3:16 pm

It's been nine days where is my cut

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #230 (isolation #19) » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:57 pm

126. The Netherlands

The Netherlands is responsible for McMenno, who is responsible for keeping the rankdown going. Maybe cutting his country will cause this rankdown to die like all the others.