Title Fairy: Killer App Edition (Swipe Right!)

[Kublai Khan]

So what title is Parama going to get under a Chevre Fairy Hegemony?

[Kublai Khan]

I love Did His Job.

Ban this man for trying to guide the discussion of his own title.

Mods?? MODS??? (ego)

Chevre's got his finger on the button for this forum.

[Kublai Khan]

Nth kayaK

It's pretty fitting at this point

Nth kayaK

as well.
The change is required

Guys, the change already happened.

Nominee:

Cheery Dog

Title:

Kayak

Fairy's Opinion:

I'm not even going to wait 48 hours on this one; I think the change from Kayak to Kayak is a completely necessary amendment. Kayak is truly the embodiment of Cheery Dog, whilst Kayak has problems and is dangerously close to the much more inferior canoe that we all strive to avoid. As we enter into this new era for titles, we should strive to aim for more Kayaks and less Kayaks.

Approved

and already changed. There's no reason to dilly-dally on this one.

I mean, I agree that's it's a dumb change and should go back to Kayak, but I'm not going to stress the new Title Fairy about it.

[Kublai Khan]

Bins ->

Outside Joke

[Kublai Khan]

drmyshottyizsik ->

The opposite of everything we strive to be

?

[Kublai Khan]

Maybe we could hit shotty with a real bus?

[Kublai Khan]

Maybe we could hit shotty with a real bus?

Do not threaten violence toward another user in my thread, or any thread, for that matter.

Sorry Chevre. It was meant in jest though I see how it could be read wrongly. I've already sent shotty an apology which he graciously accepted.

[Kublai Khan]

Again is Khan Man can be a thing because his name is Khan, Shea should be a no brainer.

My name isn't actually Khan....

[Kublai Khan]

Again is Khan Man can be a thing because his name is Khan, Shea should be a no brainer.

My name isn't actually Khan....

No it would be like making my title Shotty Dude, it's dumb and based off your username, even worse than your actual name. I'm not blaming you for your awful title, but come on if it is precedent then Shea shouldn't even be being debated.

But..

If the benchmark for title quality is "Is it better than Khan Man?" then a lot of shitty titles are going to still pass that test.

[Kublai Khan]

Pretty sure the first thing I did as fairy was ask KK if I could remove his title.

And I said nope. Someone has to have the most horrible title. I'm sacrificing myself for you guys.

[Kublai Khan]

"Let's not remove Khan's title because Hitler wasn't totally bad."

WTF happened to this thread?

[Kublai Khan]

Take the wheel, Chevre. We need you more than ever.

[Kublai Khan]

On a serious note, I made a suggestion that just got ignored for ConManMick. I assume everyone hated it?

People probably too busy scrolling past all the excrement.

Seriously, shotty. Give it a rest. Go away for a while.

[Kublai Khan]

Nominee: Flameaxe
Title: This 7
Fairy Opinion: We had a nice discussion about this title and Flameaxe's current title in the SUPP Discord chat. Ether was there to discuss the old one, "Comma Police"; it's from a post restriction in a marathon game. On the other hand, BPC and Shadoweh (and Reck in thread) have explained "This 7" and how it pertained to SurvivorMeet.

I mean, I had no idea how "Comma Police" was relevant to Flameaxe. And I know we're in the moment of SurvivorMeet, so who knows how quickly this will fade, but I think it is most certainly more fitting than the current title. I also like that "This 7" seems sort of clunky when an outsider looks at it, but it's really easily explained. I'm accepting This 7.

As someone who mods this board, and has met Flameaxe in person, I have no idea what "Comma Police" or "This 7" refer to.

[Kublai Khan]

No other 7?

[Kublai Khan]

Shadoweh

->

Narc

[Kublai Khan]

"This 7" seems sort of clunky when an outsider looks at it, but it's really easily explained.

Apparently not. It still looks super clunky and nobody seems capable of explaining it.

I

[Kublai Khan]

....

...

... I feel like you guys really built it up too much.

[Kublai Khan]

I don't see anyone being angry in the least?

*knocks over fry sleeve*

[Kublai Khan]

Let's solve every problem at once and put fancy parentheses brackets around Shea. Everyone happy?

[Kublai Khan]

how does this speakeasy application shit work its been like a couple days and im still here like tf what please someone help

You're good now, chief.

[Kublai Khan]

I have honestly no idea who the hell jokeexplainbot is, I had to look them up, apparently they posted in this thread.
They have a total 18 posts.

I really thought that this account didn't even exist.
I am impressed, it actually does in fact exist.

It's a gimmick alt.

[Kublai Khan]

Nth Expert Marxman

I like it. And I think Bro probably will like it better than Shade Brigade.

Yeah, Expert Marxman is the best of all possible titles for BRO.

[Kublai Khan]

Nominate Zulfy ->

was robbed

I'm not super sure where it originated or what it was about, but "Zulfy was robbed" is a common site meme at this point. I could easily link a half-dozen posts, but I'm lazy.

Let's make it official.

[Kublai Khan]

I think people aren't understanding 'n' as a numerical concept.

[Kublai Khan]

and I need more instances of Zulfy being robbed.

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... +#p8029064
http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... +#p8026089
http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... +#p8004265
http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... +#p7915014
http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... +#p7952709
http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... +#p7953244
http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 5#p8038495

[Kublai Khan]

Nth Expert Marxman

I like it. And I think Bro probably will like it better than Shade Brigade.

Yeah, Expert Marxman is the best of all possible titles for BRO.

Naw, that would be ~iconic~

Iconic Marxman

?

[Kublai Khan]

Zulfy wasn't robbed ?!?

He's got to have stuff before we can rob him...

[Kublai Khan]

Page Top Shot

[Kublai Khan]

Zulfy wasn't robbed ?!?

He's got to have stuff before we can rob him...

This

user

implies that this

Zulfy

is

poor

No, the joke was that we had to give Zulfy a title before we can rob him of it.

[Kublai Khan]

You've been mis-programmed then.

[Kublai Khan]

[Kublai Khan]

I kinda miss the days of Oman telling us we were crap and deleting all the shitposts in the Fairy thread.

[Kublai Khan]

I was making fun of khan not you

Oh thanks. I have no idea what it's like to have a thankless job where people constantly criticize you based on guessed information.

[Kublai Khan]

I was making fun of khan not you

Oh thanks. I have no idea what it's like to have a thankless job where people constantly criticize you based on guessed information.

How about when you get criticized for known information, like that time you said shotty should get hit by a bus? You Def should have been stripped of mod and discussion banned for that, ftr. And that's not the first time you've said something that isn't only out of line for a moderator but completely out of line for any poster of MS.

Yeah, I'll admit to being too much of a rude crude dude, but that comment was totally blown out of proportion. In the midst of the repeated "BUSSED SO HARD" rejections, it was meant as a joke that Shotty would need to be hit by a literal bus for the title to stick. I have already apologized privately to Shotty and publicly in thread for the misunderstanding.

You're at best the second worst mod and basically are an all around rude dude that should have been stripped of mod years ago. And now that we just got 2 new discussion mods, I really don't see any reason that you're still on the staff.

Thank you for your feedback.

[Kublai Khan]

You know that it's illegal to insult moderators on mafia scum dot net, right?

you have been b& from sitechat.

It's not. Panzer can speak his mind.

Unless, of course, it crosses the line into abuse or harassment.

[Kublai Khan]

Yeah, I'll admit to being too much of a rude crude dude, but that comment was totally blown out of proportion. In the midst of the repeated "BUSSED SO HARD" rejections, it was meant as a joke that Shotty would need to be hit by a literal bus for the title to stick. I have already apologized privately to Shotty and publicly in thread for the misunderstanding.

I don't think it was blown out of proportion. I think saying "I was misunderstood" is a piss poor way to explain something that was pretty cut and dry. It must be nice to be able to apologize when people get offended by something you say and it gets all made better. Wish the rest of us had that option.

Um, okay. I'm sorry that you're rejecting my apology and are insisting on seeing things in the worst light. Your mind sounds pretty made up so there's nothing I can do to change it.

Though it's worth mentioning that you're always welcome to apologize. I don't think you ever attempted to do that.

Especially after somebody says something that's actually pretty funny.

As a Discussion moderator, there really wasn't anything funny about the harassing PM he sent.

[Kublai Khan]

Where's the Beef?

[Kublai Khan]

Man, I remember when I used to regularly check the Title Fairy thread to see what too title had been proposed. Lately it seems like it's the same people just working really hard to keep the thread "alive" with really inane posts.

The TF threads are always best the they are allowed to go fallow for awhile. Let it get necro'd by a great idea. Because this thread has been creatively tapped out for a while and people are just throwing shit suggestions at the wall in hopes that something may stick.

[Kublai Khan]

Chevre should strongly consider giving some of the shit posters a bit of time off from the thread.

Just some unrequested advice.

[Kublai Khan]

the next title fairy obviously should be

mcmenno

OMAN

(again)

FTFY

[Kublai Khan]

the next title fairy obviously should be

mcmenno

OMAN

(again)

FTFY

I thought we were friends.

Title Fairy Oman ruled us with an iron fist. He told us to shut up and GTFO and we loved him for it.

[Kublai Khan]

I think I'm going to stop checking new posts in this thread.

[Kublai Khan]

Nominate

locking the Title Fairy thread for 4 months. There hasn't been an approved title in 3 months and almost 30 pages. It's a cesspool of shitposting. This thread need to be fallow for good creativity to return. Please consider it Chevre. Be a hero.

[Kublai Khan]

We have a valid suggestion on the table! CMM has been nominated!

It already was nominated and rejected.

I mean, my Face nom was obviously a joke I intended to make on Face Day and forgot to,

and I do agree there is too much fluff here

, but how can you lock it when an actual suggestion is present?

You realize that you have the most posts in this thread? By about 60.

[Kublai Khan]

Eh, 4 months is a really long time. While I do not disagree that there's been a lot of shitposting and shitnoms in the last 3 months, that's always seemed to happen? I think the thread used to be left alone more often because there was a much different atmosphere before, but I can't think of a fairy thread that didn't have periods of shitposting in it except maybe the first? Can you? I don't think really think that having the thread closed for a time is going to solve that problem entirely. Especially since temporary forum bans haven't even really done that other than have the specific posters out for a while. However once there aren't any active noms, if, as the mod of this particular forum, Chev decides to temporarily close the thread for an unspecified period of time in the hopes that better noms can be more common than what is now, that's his choice and I support him in his right to do so.

4 months was an arbitrary number. If that's the first complaint, then ultimately you know I'm right and you're quibbling over details.

And yes, all title fairy threads have had shitposting. God knows I've made my fair share of joke noms and cheeky suggestions. But this thread has been painfully bad for a long time and it doesn't appear that it's going to stop on it's own. Many individual people have tried making a general point of inactivity fosters creativity, but the shitposters just don't get it. It's like they post to entertain themselves instead of sharing something interesting to others.

This thread is like watching someone who is sleep deprived and hopped up on caffeine trying to be creative. "uh..

aligned

! Because they sometimes write town-aligned! Yeah!" <-- An actual serious nomination.

The current ConManMick title nomination is already bad. It's not new. It's not clever. It's not particularly celebratory or flattering or notable. It's a "hey guys, remember this joke I said a while back, let me re-tell it in case I get more laughs now because we gotta keep yapping" level of meh. Who cares?

[Kublai Khan]

"Stop it! You're not having fun in a way that I approve!"

You're doing a heckuva job, Chevrie.

Nominate: Chevre -> :poop emoticon: :thumbs up emoticon:

[Kublai Khan]

Whoops. Double post.

[Kublai Khan]

Kublai, you're not a mod any more. You seem to still act like you have authority - this is hardly the first time I've seen you post in a thread as if you were a mod dictating how things should run despite having quit. You gave up your dictating power when you gave up your modship.

You're new here. I've always been super bossy and sarcastic. Ask anyone. When I became a mod, I got less bossy because I was a "face of the website".

I'm a free citizen again. If I want to tell someone that their posts are bad, then I'll tell them. It's on you to adjust your impression of me.

[Kublai Khan]

Fuck u kk, u suck

Fixed that for you.

Or do you need a new title?

Hey everyone! Let's re-title Flameaxe!

[Kublai Khan]

what's a bbm

Big Beautiful Man?

can we get, like, the kappa emote for KK's title

or maybe like Kappa Babyrage Kappa

Ugh. No twitch stuff. Pick out something better so I can ultimately turn it down anyways.

[Kublai Khan]

Bossier than the old boss

?

[Kublai Khan]

The whole point of giving him a new title is to get "khan" out of his title.

Khan't be done.

Though I legit laughed at Retkhan.

[Kublai Khan]

Nth ConManMick

title btw. I think that's five now?

I know drinking titles have been shot down before (e.g. singer) for not being unique but CMM has the third most posts in drunkposting if you don't count flaked or removed users (sapo, esurio, Axxle - the two above being UT and Majiffy) in the last year and a half. For a 5+ year thread, that's impressive.

Hell, I've barely interacted with the guy and the first thing to come to mind is "that user that's always in drunkposting".

Although I'd also like to suggest

PWI

as an alternative.

Oh c'mon. It's pretty horrible.

There's not even a Scotch pun in there.

[Kublai Khan]

Anti-Anti-Nom Meme Police

Elbirn was tragically born without a personality. This is the best we can transplant.

[Kublai Khan]

Oh, did I say "Elbirn"? I meant Accountant.

[Kublai Khan]

I know best title for me but that's not allowed

Frozen Angel -> Tease

[Kublai Khan]

But then what are you transplanting?? It can't be Elbirn's title, because that goes to him not me

I really hope that you are trying really hard to be so oblivious to things. But I also wish you'd stop.

And if you're not trying, then I have no idea how you are able to play mafia.

[Kublai Khan]

Ok. Putting you back on the Foe list again.

[Kublai Khan]

But a snicker is a type of laugh! How could I possibly eat that?

Ugh.

[Kublai Khan]

Amber is the colour of your energy. Woah.

[Kublai Khan]

-bad suggestion, deleted-

So, you want to take it away?

P.edit
Holy shit,you edit Ninja'd me!
That's a first!

The afore mentioned "bad suggestion" was there when I clicked quote!

NOMINATE VONFLARE FOR SUPER EDIT NINJA

[Kublai Khan]

I'm being facetiously dumb, Arostophanes.

[Kublai Khan]

Why?

[Kublai Khan]

Every anti-nom is a bombshell destroying Aristophane's stupid self-meta need to second dumb title noms.

And maybe eventually stop shit-posting in the TF thread.

[Kublai Khan]

I still have no idea why Mcmenno hasn't gotten the title of "arent we all" this is such a travesty that the first world has ever known.

Probably because it would just encourage people to shitpost bad catchphrases in hopes of getting a title.

[Kublai Khan]

And they don't stop coming

I see what you're doing, but doesn't that sort of prove my point?

This is a phrase which you can say over and over, but its never going to catch on like "aren't we all" has.

Except when he does.

[Kublai Khan]

And they don't stop coming

I see what you're doing, but doesn't that sort of prove my point?

This is a phrase which you can say over and over, but its never going to catch on like "aren't we all" has.

Except when he does.

Except when NM says it?
No, that's not the definition of it catching on.

If you mean something else, I don't get it and request further words.

quod erat demonstrandum

[Kublai Khan]

I don't see why McMenno is more catchy than other users.

I don't know why either, but it seems to be the case, no?

And they don't stop coming

I see what you're doing, but doesn't that sort of prove my point?

This is a phrase which you can say over and over, but its never going to catch on like "aren't we all" has.

Except when he does.

Except when NM says it?
No, that's not the definition of it catching on.

If you mean something else, I don't get it and request further words.

quod erat demonstrandum

.....
I'm gonna have to assume you're agreeing with me here, and the QED is aimed at my original statement?
Honestly I don't know. Call me dumb or whatever, but I'm still not exactly sure what you're saying here.
Oh well!

Weeks of debate went into trying to get InflatablePie the title of "Except when he does" because it was a catchphrase among people who regularly meet-up. Now all the regular Title Fairy barflies haven't heard of it.

It proves my point that catchphrase titles are fleeting, forced, and bad.

[Kublai Khan]

I.. have an alternative I'm willing to suggest cuz fuck it, I'm sleep deprived enough to not have impulse control or good editing. I present to you:

Secat Keeper

I'm going to see that as

Scat Keeper

everytime though. So, no.

Necco wafers come to mind on the other one.

I like her current title.

[Kublai Khan]

The last thing excessive structure needs is more thread.

[Kublai Khan]

aren't we all

This is really starting to prove the law of diminishing returns.

[Kublai Khan]

oh. and I will clear Zulfy's title.

Zulfy was robbed.

[Kublai Khan]

what are memes if not forced

So let's not meme.

[Kublai Khan]

memes are dumb

[Kublai Khan]

Nominate Panzerjager for Shockmaster

For context, this was a wrestler who on national TV fell through the wall in a hilarious fashion but just kept on chugging for the rest of the segment. The name fits because of panzer's love for pro wrestling, but the name itself works especially with the history of this character. Panzer constantly engages in shock humour, and despite his occasional pitfalls is a pretty good guy. He's definitely the master of shock.

Naw. Shockmaster is universally considered the biggest joke and most laughable "character" in wrestling. It's a pretty negative thing to be compared to Shockmaster.

Don't do that to Panzer.

Also, we shouldn't be giving titles to people that are currently banned.

[Kublai Khan]

Shockmaster also went on to have an okay career.

Not really. Fred Ottman was pretty washed up after that point.

Again, bad title.

[Kublai Khan]

There comes a point where the recipient of the potential title should decide if it's negative or not. Not the peanut gallery.

[Kublai Khan]

Does this mean Cheery Dog can be Kayak now

It's a travesty that Cheery Dog is still Kayak when he clearly should be Kayak.

Urm. You have that backwards.

[Kublai Khan]

Nom Ircher for

HERE'S A LINK TO A 261 PAGE GAME TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING I COULD TAKE 10 SECONDS TO TYPE

[Kublai Khan]

Or
Rosso Carne - Spammah Hammah
KaleiÐoscøpe - =====[ ]

[Kublai Khan]

Please place all unused Chads at curbside for regular curbside pickup.

[Kublai Khan]

<3 Do you play games anymore?
This site needs more POWERFUL CAVALRY.

I got a career job. On hiatus for a while (18 months+ prob).

Then I will return to high praise and anticipation and proceed to play embarrassingly horrible and disappoint everyone.

[Kublai Khan]

Snobs.

Let's give Pine a title and lure him to the darkside.

[Kublai Khan]

Nominate Pine

for

En-Titled

Second

[Kublai Khan]

Hiiii!

(Someone give me title...)

Nom keyenpeydee ->

Watcher

[Kublai Khan]

KTS -> Hardly banned.

[Kublai Khan]

Don't tell me we're actually nomming a title based on something someone did that wasn't even on this site

Right?

We're basically an Outback steakhouse.

[Kublai Khan]

i just enjoy keeping taffy

How I read it.

[Kublai Khan]

is the pun there just because it's a pun?
like, what does "that's a rap" allude to besides kts's rapping?

Ruining things, psyche.

Pun titles represent

Awwwwwww yeah!

[Kublai Khan]

I abstain.

[Kublai Khan]

Is this a bust?

[Kublai Khan]

Is this a bust?

I think you're getting a head of yourself.

Stone cold, Aristophanes.

[Kublai Khan]

Nominate Psyche for

Dr. No Flow

[Kublai Khan]

Thumbs up on the kaintepes title.

[Kublai Khan]

i want to nom aristophanes for a title based on the fact he supports every title put in this thread, but i have no idea how to phrase that right in a title form.
need help now.

Possible ones:
"2nd!"
"Nth"
"You have my nomination"
"Title Lover"

"obsequious"
"unctuous"
"sycophantic"?

[Kublai Khan]

So we are encouraging the behavior of hovering around the title fairy thread in hopes of getting a title?

[Kublai Khan]

KainTepes is very different from Fate.

[Kublai Khan]

I'll take Shaziro's place, he's too pretty to die.

[Kublai Khan]

Who is who in that gif?

Eh.. I don't know. It was cute and that seemed as good as time as any to post it.

[Kublai Khan]

*scratches Firebringer behind the ear*

[Kublai Khan]

UNprecedented! In all the histories of mafiascum, never has power ever been abused!

[Kublai Khan]

Nom zoraster for Submithive

Seconded.

[Kublai Khan]

but zorasterrrr
it's historyyy

He ain't no metatron.

[Kublai Khan]

Ugh.

[Kublai Khan]

Nominate Aristophanes for "I Like It Like That"

BECAUSE HE DOES. AND IF HE DOESN'T HE WILL.

Good job ignoring all the.concerns with similar previous suggestions

[Kublai Khan]

We are, aren't we? All, that is.

[Kublai Khan]

McMenno ->

Dead Horse

[Kublai Khan]

That's never gonna pass you know.
Despite how much we may or may not like it! XD

And we don't stop nomming.

[Kublai Khan]

Yeah. This doesn't end well.