Title Fairy: Killer App Edition (Swipe Right!)

[Nahdia]

I love Did His Job.

Ban this man for trying to guide the discussion of his own title.

Mods?? MODS??? (ego)

[Nahdia]

what is wrong with like literally everyone who posts regularly in this section of the site...

[Nahdia]

2nd Aggressively Loving

[Nahdia]

please do not spam this very very serious thread.

[Nahdia]

It's clever it just doesn't

pop

man.

[Nahdia]

Same

[Nahdia]

TOO LATE. I'VE BEEN INFLUENCED.

STRIKE.
IT.
DOWN.

[Nahdia]

hold me beeboy. ive been influenced. i dont think im gonna make it.

[Nahdia]

notoriety is still notable!

[Nahdia]

im allergic to hugs you monster

[Nahdia]

Nominate Nahdia for "Blunt"

She's very blunt. Idk if she smokes weed but tbh it's not about that

Spoiler: reasons, I guess

She don't mince words bruh

nah

[Nahdia]

wasn't so much "bussed" by the mod as he was "bent over the kitchen table" by the mod.

[Nahdia]

find a way to make his name into a clever pun and it'll pass.

[Nahdia]

Shea puns.. uhhh.,..

He's a Shea
Shea's the One

someone call davsto im terrible at this.

[Nahdia]

stop.

[Nahdia]

I like the ConMan title but I kinda like it better as just "Dear Diary". the pun confuses me.

[Nahdia]

why.

[Nahdia]

{Read, Lister}

?

[Nahdia]

i like the idea. Top Tier sounds a bit too generic. something with her signature brackets.

{Highest Tier} maybe?

[Nahdia]

2nd Top Tier

I think adding the format of her readslist is kinda forcing it.

isn't it sort of the point though? Just "Top Tier" sounds super bland. like, i wouldn't know what that refers to even knowing Ranger. could just be saying she's good. which i mean, it's true, but it's not a reference to her readlists.

[Nahdia]

i actually agree with beebs tho. the comma looks sort of weird.

{Top Tier} is good.

[Nahdia]

Nth {Top Tier}

or some variation. needs the brackets tho

[Nahdia]

yeah that incident with the alt/newbie/whatever isn't related. it wasn't about using his name, it was about demonstrating familiarity. which was understandably uncomfortable for shea.

[Nahdia]

i think the comma gives it character. it makes a bit clunky but it also makes it really really obvious what it refers to and doesn't seem like a generic "this person is good" title.

[Nahdia]

can we not make drama over a little piece of text under someones' username pls?

[Nahdia]

like, why does it bother u so much if he gets a title. honestly. it's not the worst title in the world so let's all just live and let live, on the internet.

[Nahdia]

how does this speakeasy application shit work its been like a couple days and im still here like tf what please someone help

PM a discussion mod i think.

[Nahdia]

the system works!

[Nahdia]

first off most of that squirrel ranting was yours truly.

secondly it's funny but it was like, an event that happened in one game. maybe more appropriate for a Kodak Moment nom.

[Nahdia]

get out of here with ur tired meme, fry.

[Nahdia]

I'll

nth

for Psyche

mr. "personality

if it's not obvious.

i like it but idk if it POPS u kno?

[Nahdia]

i think it looks dumb in all lowercase ya

[Nahdia]

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The JokeExplainBot

linked to an unrelated music video

even though

they told you it was something else

, which is a

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.

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explained JokeExplainBot's joke

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[Nahdia]

nominate Nahdia for

*skreeeeeee*

due to the Eagles team meme during the Speakeasy User Popularity Poll

thank u but i dont think this is a good title for me.

[Nahdia]

memeing should not be encouraged.

[Nahdia]

idk if opening a plug.dj channel is worthy of a title 3 days later.

[Nahdia]

maybe im just an elitist but that seems a bit FRIVOLOUS. we wouldn't want to DEVALUE our precious SMALL TEXT STRINGS.

[Nahdia]

IF EVERYONE HAS TITLES, NO ONE HAS TITLES.

[Nahdia]

guys i don't think beeboy likes it so uh.

[Nahdia]

Titles have value because the community on the site at some point in time decided they had value. They decided that you had to be nominated for something and it had to get approved and whatnot. If the community wanted titles to be worthless, people would still be able to set their rank to whatever they wanted. But over time, the title process became more strict and serious, not less. This is the first time during my stay on the site that I feel like people want titles to become meaningless. Maybe it's a few vocal shitters or maybe it really has become the majority opinion, idk. But it makes me sad

i was jokes in all seriousness i do subscribe to your "title ideology" or w/e u wanna call it.

[Nahdia]

Like A Boss

[Nahdia]

yuri senpai

[Nahdia]

i like the idea but Nekofidante is kind of awkward looking/to say. maybe that's just me though

[Nahdia]

Cat Whisperer?

[Nahdia]

Approve

Nekonfidante

and

Cat Whisperer

. I vastly prefer Nekonfidante, but Cat Whisperer is good too. And I did contemplate the fact that LLD asked for a title, which isn't a thing condoned around here, but given that she was already worthy of a title and the reasoning behind that title is no longer wholly salient, I'm OK with this. 48 hours!

Reject

President Bear

. The "Bear" sentiment fits without a doubt, but I do not get the "President" part. It seems to have sprung up wholly from Papa Zito, or at least, from nothing I can see on the site. I think we can do better.

Excuse me; I think you missed a title that got the requisite number of nominations.

chev tossed it right into the "not worthy of a response" category.

[Nahdia]

This excessive structure thread needs the last thing.

[Nahdia]

Nth Shipwright

[Nahdia]

can anyone explain to me the pun behind shipwrite
sorry im not smart and i dont get it

Because she writes ships.

[Nahdia]

I'm utterly apathetic to the whole McMenno thing.

aren't we all

[Nahdia]

im not sorry.

[Nahdia]

make it into a pun and we'll talk.

[Nahdia]

i for one liked TBM's post.

[Nahdia]

According to the wiki there was a title "Not quite a Fascist" because they were an outspoken right-winger, lmao.

But then it got replaced with a "Cubs will never win the world series" joke.

[Nahdia]

Approve

Scheherazade.

It’s been said in the thread by now but Scheherazade is the storyteller from

One Thousand and One Nights

, and given her Speakeasy thread and just her general tale-telling nature, it’s a really great fit. A tiny part of me pines for a pun, but someone in the thread said that puns aren’t necessary in every title, and I think this is one of those times, because Scheherazade is so perfect. 48 hours!

Adore it on multiple levels. Thanks very much, friends~

[Nahdia]

it's not a nickname i know them by but best girl is a good title for MTD anyway.

[Nahdia]

nom KuroiXHF for "thirsty"

[Nahdia]

i think he meant oman (previous fairy) didn't like puns.

Chevre is much more of a laissez faire.

[Nahdia]

nth mastina

[Nahdia]

all of her accounts need custom titles. all of them.

[Nahdia]

yes.

[Nahdia]

gamma you weren't even in the game.

[Nahdia]

i actually think myko's current title is super perfect but eh

[Nahdia]

well I didn't vote for him

[Nahdia]

im glad someone got it

[Nahdia]

i dont think it fits dreal

[Nahdia]

Bad title

[Nahdia]

i mean i wuld if i wasnt permabanned 4 times from my homesite lmao

but im not sure u have the evidence 2 support that nobody talks about their homesite like that. i know a couple forumers who went to talk about their homesite all the time but i dont find it vry memorable

make that 5 times

holy fuck you're cory.

[Nahdia]

EpicMafia super villain CoryInDaHouse

[Nahdia]

is the pun just not good enough for you Psyche?

[Nahdia]

what a rapscallion you are

[Nahdia]

Sorry to be a buzzkill, but I'm going to anti nom this, which I know is going to really slow down this process but I have to have my say.
Is this really something that entirely encompasses

ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING

about zoraster as a person? I think there are a lot of aspects to his personality that this doesn't reference, including his profession, interests, personal life, his appearance, his political views, or even what he's best known for on the site: being a mod for games.
I bet no one in this thread has even played a game of Fortnight.

And frankly is this the sort of behavior on this site that we want to reward? Pretty sure people are going to try and replicate it and I think it could set a bad precedent for general behavior on the site. Pretty soon you could see a lot of people trying to do what zoraster does just so that they can try to get a title and that could really be bad for the site IMO.

That isn't even mentioning that

all

pun titles are really really bad, especially ones like this where the pun is the only reason that people are nthing it. Honestly feels like chev should put in a real about pun titles because this is getting really ridiculous and I'm tired of how terrible the suggestions are getting for little pieces of text underneath an avatar have been on this website lately. Back in the day titles used to be so much better before everyone ruined them.

Zoraster seems like a nice guy, but I don't really know if he's been around on this site for long enough to have done something worthy of such a prestigious award.

same

[Nahdia]

ahahaahahahahaHAHHAhahahhahhahahaha omg

[Nahdia]

nom Gorkington for Sorry to be a buzzkill, but I'm going to anti nom this, which I know is going to really slow down this process but I have to have my say.
Is this really something that entirely encompasses ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING about zoraster as a person? I think there are a lot of aspects to his personality that this doesn't reference, including his profession, interests, personal life, his appearance, his political views, or even what he's best known for on the site: being a mod for games.
I bet no one in this thread has even played a game of Fortnight.

And frankly is this the sort of behavior on this site that we want to reward? Pretty sure people are going to try and replicate it and I think it could set a bad precedent for general behavior on the site. Pretty soon you could see a lot of people trying to do what zoraster does just so that they can try to get a title and that could really be bad for the site IMO.

That isn't even mentioning that all pun titles are really really bad, especially ones like this where the pun is the only reason that people are nthing it. Honestly feels like chev should put in a real about pun titles because this is getting really ridiculous and I'm tired of how terrible the suggestions are getting for little pieces of text underneath an avatar have been on this website lately. Back in the day titles used to be so much better before everyone ruined them.

Zoraster seems like a nice guy, but I don't really know if he's been around on this site for long enough to have done something worthy of such a prestigious award.

[Nahdia]

nom mcmenno "Aren't We All"

it's a thing.

[Nahdia]

it didnt deserve to be a title before but now it does, tbh.

[Nahdia]

it's mcmenno's cakeday and i demand he be given a title as a present

[Nahdia]

also, aren't we all.

[Nahdia]

you cannot control the evolution of a meme.

[Nahdia]

you cannot control the evolution of a meme.

you can if it only became a meme because you forced it while everyone else rolled their eyes and groaned

that's what makes it great. it's meta.

[Nahdia]

it's a milhouse status meme. milhouse isn't a meme, but milhouse isn't a meme is a meme.

[Nahdia]

with that in mind,

nom McMenno "milhouse"

[Nahdia]

aren't we all