Title Fairy: Killer App Edition (Swipe Right!)

[McMenno]

Nominate Dwlee99 for ...SQUIRREL?

For in my marathon game a super memorable moment of it was a mechanic involving beeboy and dwlee99. Dwlee was the character "Rocky" from rocky and bullwinkle, a talking squirrel. Beeboy was Dug from up, who was on the hunt for a squirrel in order to be confirmed town. The entire game beeboy is shouting for a squirrel to claim so he can visit them and fails.

I THOUGHT I WAS FUCKING ROCKY BALBOA I PLAYED THE ROCKY THEME SONG FOR 4 HOURS FUCKING STRAIGHT AND TURNS OUT HIPLOP TROLLED ME AND GAVE ME ROCKY A FUCKING SQUIRREL

Spoiler: squirrelstuff

DWLEE WAS ROCKY. ROCKY THE GODDAMN SQUIRREL.

DWLEE YOU ACTUAL IDIOT WHAT WERE U EVEN THINKING? my claim was VERIFIABLE

I'M DOUG. I AM A GOOD BOY. I HUNT SQUIRRELS. IF I FIND THE SQUIRREL, IM CONFTOWN.

I ALSO HAVE VERY SENSITIVE EARS SO PLEASE DONT YELL AROUND ME ONLY I CAN YELL.

DWLEE WAS THE SQUIRREL YOU DOPE.

IM SO DISAPPOINTED

IF IM MISLYNCHED EVERYONE REPORT DWLEE POST GAME FOR TOXIC.

YES DWLEE WAS THE GODDAMN SQUIRREL


AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHO IS THE HECKING SQUIRREL?! -_-'

Not only that, but Dwlee is a lovable but sometimes very childish and erratic poster who has a big heart and fills people with joy just like the dog Dug from up.

that was, like, the second best part of that game. I'm late but idc.

[McMenno]

You should spend a little more time on your title suggestions instead of making a new one every day.

I nominate zakk for

Title Fairy

[McMenno]

I'm not trying to be cool.
It's just that this thread has a purpose here and that purpose is derailed if people are just messing around here all the time.
There are so many threads that you can mess around in on this forum.
:/

I know. I just saw the opportunity and took it.

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Edit: Can we maybe make a thread separate from this one for people to suggest joke titles?

there is one, located here

I personally like this one better.

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Why does this thread invite so much shitposting q.q

aw, cheetory, try not to be one of those elitists who discourages people from having fun because you think it makes you look cool

i mean if me making a few good natured jokes in this thread really ruins your day that much, then maybe rethink your life a little?

<3

if you stopped posting we'd have more fun though

sick burn

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is Faraday jokeexplainbot

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jokeexplainbot is now in sitechat

send help

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I will deliver

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memeing should not be encouraged.

are you sure

memeing should not be encouraged.

it's only encouraged if you can meme around at the speed of sound.

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dammit guys stop it pls thx

also somebody should update this page with KittyMo
http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Title_Fairy

i nominate somebody who is not me

what's the error

[McMenno]

can I still nd the dwlee title

or is it too late for that

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he didn't

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there was no speakeasy title right

[McMenno]

I was making fun of khan not you

Oh thanks. I have no idea what it's like to have a thankless job where people constantly criticize you based on guessed information.

How about when you get criticized for known information, like that time you said shotty should get hit by a bus? You Def should have been stripped of mod and discussion banned for that, ftr. And that's not the first time you've said something that isn't only out of line for a moderator but completely out of line for any poster of MS.

You're at best the second worst mod and basically are an all around rude dude that should have been stripped of mod years ago. And now that we just got 2 new discussion mods, I really don't see any reason that you're still on the staff.

You know that it's illegal to insult moderators on mafia scum dot net, right?

you have been b& from sitechat.

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stop being dicks and shut up. discussing something about a mod has nothing to do with a title

Holy shit a good kts post

now lets actually do something good here and nom Shaziro for

Master DJ

or some shit because they chill with us on Plug constantly and made the shit.

Nth, I would just do

Plug.dj

nth

[McMenno]

There was a plug.dj thread made by someone else not that long ago.
Also, the implication that I'm criticizing khan for "guessed information" either means that 1) Khan somehow has no clue what I'm criticizing him for, or 2) The mods kept information about the title fairy thread secret from me while I was title fairy (which I doubt so I'm gonna go with the first one). I wish I could forget all my mistakes and hide behind an irrelevant generality whenever I got criticized.

where is it

[McMenno]

Nominate Mcmenno for "aren't we all"

I am now prepared for my title fairy ban.

Rejected.

aren't we all

[McMenno]

Jammer.dj

Shows that Shaz likes to listen to the music and links her to plug. Boom, give Shaz the title, easy.

2nd

Nth

[McMenno]

Nominate Beeboy for "Beefboy"

This title was suggested earlier I believe, but it came about from the game Mass Effect, where I believe it was Suzune accidentally called beeboy "BeefboY" due to phonecorrect, it soon caught on and everyone started calling him that in that game, and in even other games.

McMenno

McMeemo

These types of titles do not work.

yes I'm still bitter

[McMenno]

don't talk to me about people misspelling names

brrrrrrrrr

[McMenno]

How about

Beef with Me

.
At least some kind of reference to Bee's playstyle which can be a little aggressive?
Otherwise I feel like the title is more just a reference to a thing that happened that has little to do with Beeboy himself as a person?

nth this

[McMenno]

Nominate iraonapvp for Scum-Aligned

there's probably a clever riff on it

[McMenno]

the hyphen is necessary I feel

[McMenno]

Nominate iraonapvp for Scum-Aligned

there's probably a clever riff on it

Nominate iraonapvp for Scum-Aligned

there's probably a clever riff on it

Make it

Properly Aligned

or something.

context'd be tech

This message is posted from a nintendo DSi my brother found in our old room

heh

Bee With Me

needs moar beef

that's the whole point

play a game with him and you'll know

[McMenno]

I think NO ONE should get a title anymore EVER

and all title should be changed to "Mafia Scum"

fair is fair after all

[McMenno]

Nominate

Shotty

for "

Bussed So Hard

"

FTFY

ftfy

[McMenno]

Nominate Accountant for Perfectly Certified Detective
Variations would be Perfectly Obvious/Obviously Perfect, Mr. Holmes, Major Obvious, Frame of Clarity

Let's first dig into the perfect part for each title that contains perfect. Accountant has perfect but unrealistic views of the world. He believes the best of people, the best of the world. People refer to him as naive and inexperienced, but I choose not to devalue his opinions and instead review to his opinion on the perfect world as a perfect opinion.

That said, I do recall Accountant saying in discord that he believes in the best, so he's not forced to believe in the worst. His views are simply perfect in nature.

Certified comes from the name CPA. Certified Professional Accountant. It's a play on his name as that's what Accountants can be referred to.

It's also a play that Accountant is a certified IC that from what I've seen (apart from a game I missed) Accountant has only played newbie games. This is based on relative experience, but he is certainly a certified SE/IC.

Detective/Mr. Holmes/Obvious/Clarity originate from Accountant's supposed sense of humor of which he'll make obvious remarks or explain a joke simply because he can. He's extremely obvious and blatant with what he says, and it's hilarious.

The Major part comes from Major Tom in which I sometimes envision Accountant floating off with his perfect ideals to which space is the people that constantly try to attack his ideals, but Major Accountant will live on in our hearts.

As for Frame of, it comes from a song I remember Accountant quoting. It was called Frame of Mind, and I found it oddly specific to how Accountant views things. He views perspectives, as you'd say, in a different Frame of Mind.

It also reflects on his music taste.

I think I covered everything.

I have played with accountant in a non-newbie game

but yeah nth or something

[McMenno]

there's probably a possibility to cram accountant's personality into a frog pun

not sure how to do it though

any ideas

[McMenno]

yeah sure I s'pose

[McMenno]

but imo one of kts's suggestion is better

[McMenno]

what about

Self-Explanatory

[McMenno]

alabaska j already has a title for making awful title suggestions

do we want two people with extremely similar titles running around

[McMenno]

what about

Self-Explanatory

feel like this is another potential title, accountant plays "captain obvious" a fair amount of the time and this also adds to the joke of jeb being his alt

also insert posting style things here that somehow fit

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[McMenno]

predictable

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will accountant ever find a dank meme?

find out after the commercial break.

[McMenno]

The boy's parents are to blame for Harambe's death, if they had been more attentive, their child wouldn't have gotten inside.

I read this as "their child would have been killed instead"

[McMenno]

no meme titles allowed

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I would like to nominateo sristpochanes for nogihtng becaue he a statue and statue do'nt tilaetitle

[McMenno]

I wasn't drunk no

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aren't we all

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Somehow I'm still older than you,Chev, but nappy birthday! !!

I want to echo this sentiment

except the older part I suppose

[McMenno]

is this the afterlife

[McMenno]

did I hear the word shitposting

insert apt metaphor here

[McMenno]

mcmemeo is spamming the thread again

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aren't we all

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nominate vonflare for mafia scum

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aren't we all

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aren't we all

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something something sunk cost fallacy something something

[McMenno]

nominate psyche for nomination

no that's too shitposty, wait...

[McMenno]

oh no I clicked submit didn't I

what a tragedy

[McMenno]

I'm going to

anti-nth

because being a party pooper and it doesn't really matter anyway

[McMenno]

I'm utterly apathetic to the whole McMenno thing.

aren't we all

death

Reject ChestChest-senpai. Maybe it does fit Natirasha, but I don't really get the joke. It's a little questionable content-wise, and the way in which it was presented a joke nom and got nths, and then got nths just for the sake of nthing when I mentioned something about it, that doesn't ring of sanctity to me. I feel like there was merit in some of the other suggestions though, but they'll need to be explained somewhat because I'm not getting all the references. Sorry to be obtuse!

this post is morally reprehensible

[McMenno]

what are memes if not forced

[McMenno]

nominate iraonapvp for hacker-aligned

[McMenno]

underwhelming

[McMenno]

chevre was like "oh boy honeytrapgate" and I'm like "letsa shitpost" but all I found was disappointment

[McMenno]

I don't feel safe

I also don't feel secure with the host

Probably best I'm tapering off my involvement on this site. I'll check back in a year or two

goodbye comrade

[McMenno]

nth so hard

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how topical

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I don't think now's the time for a panzerjager title

maybe when he gets unbanned

[McMenno]

pedit I don't think you have anything to say about that

[McMenno]

#bussedsohard

[McMenno]

"why does panzerjager have this title"

"well he likes wrestling and he sure loves to offend people"

"well isn't that just /r/squaredcircle"

jokes aside I don't think I now panzerjager enough to comment on that, I mean I've seen him around but meh. personally I like accountant's better but people were all "oh boy can't reward negative behavior!!!" over that

besides I don't think chevre will approve this one anyway (otherwise it would be a bit hypocritical)

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Nominate MTD for 'best gurl', as it's their site chat nickname and should be official. It's a dumb in joke related to anime game streaming and their avatar choices, but it makes us happy.

a r e n ' t w e a l l

[McMenno]

Ircher, if you cared about the title you'd explain it instead of asking us to do it oirselves.

mastina

always

has a plan

.

[McMenno]

friesland is a region in the netherlands

'nyway wasn't that title from a single game or something, single game noms are always eh for me but it's from a different era I'm not here to judge

[McMenno]

abolish all titles

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abolish all titles

Eat the rich

indeed

[McMenno]

free chad

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unfortunately I think chevre died because I killed him

nth accountant and drealmerz

[McMenno]

he's in da house

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wow it just happened ~again~

[McMenno]

happy scumday creature

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I am not actually a dog in real life

[McMenno]

let's rap this one up guys

[McMenno]

iF i StArT pOsTiNg LiKe ThIs,,,??????? HoW sOoN cAn I eXpEcT a TiTlE!!!!!oWooWo&&&&&&&/\\////\\\ bEcAuSe Of My UnIqUe AnD qUiRkY pOsTiNg StYlE§§§§>￦]°]`<<~

The difference is, Kain didn't do it expecting a title (So far as I'm aware). It's just part of their thing. You might as well argue that we shouldn't give Kuribo his title because "Oh anybody can post and be super angry lots, and should we reward that?".

I dont know KainTepes so I'll take your word for it, but it still sets a dangerous precedent. All I'm saying is we don't need to give a title to every single user with a gimmick. It only paves the way for more shitty character shitposters.

aren't we all

[McMenno]

kaintepes is indeed a VERY AGGRESSIVE player

[McMenno]

top tier

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hi vonflare

[McMenno]

Don't reward negative behavior

[McMenno]

like i don't think a random user will get it.

has this ever mattered

[McMenno]

I'll pass

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I feel like I've seen "and they don't stop coming" make sense in more instances than "aren't we all" on this site.

McMenno trolled Psyche last Sunday and as a result I will not consider "aren't we all" for another 65 years. So discussion on this title at the moment is not a worthwhile venture.

another 64 years 248 days to go. sorry nahdia

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it's mcmenno's cakeday and i demand he be given a title as a present

not in europe

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also I've seen people misusing it

saying things like "Aren't we all?"

okay so it's no punctuation, no capitalisation. "aren't we all"

that is all

[McMenno]

things are only memes if you perceive them to be

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technically

every thought, every phrase, every post is a meme. in the traditional sense of the word at least. isn't that mystical and cool. this post is a meme!

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I am not a mill house

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I am a beatiful urban terraced house with a little garden in front and a slightly bigger garden in the back