Title Fairy: Killer App Edition (Swipe Right!)

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Aristophanes is the worst

He has a Alexander the great avatar while having the username Aristophanes!!!

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re-nomming Treehouse Of Horrors for Clumsy

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MSPainter sounds better IMO

Nth whatever ends up tho

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I mean lots of scummers ask to be referred to by name (UTL, KIttyMo for example). I don't exactly oppose it...but I'm not sure how I feel about it

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I love Shea but I don't think Shea is a good title

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Again is Khan Man can be a thing because his name is Khan, Shea should be a no brainer.

My name isn't actually Khan....

No it would be like making my title Shotty Dude, it's dumb and based off your username, even worse than your actual name. I'm not blaming you for your awful title, but come on if it is precedent then Shea shouldn't even be being debated.

But..

If the benchmark for title quality is "Is it better than Khan Man?" then a lot of shitty titles are going to still pass that test.

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nevermind he's actually a Survivor

He's made like 12000 posts but the "how many posts has this user made" on this site is broken as all fuck and said he'd only made like 4000 posts

It only tracks game posts it's not broken

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nth Louie Mouse

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3rd fifty shades of nice.

describes the wonderful revelation of a marvelous person in GI

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she found an idol and got voted out first with it ya

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Nominate Shadoweh for Zzzzzzzzzzz

for frequently falling asleep during skype/discord calls

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or

Whole Lotta Z's

some variation

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I agree this needs to be discussed. It is a bizarre title on its own being just a first name but with the addition of that incident just makes me feel uneasy about it.

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???

Why does it need further discussion? If shea says it's irrelevant, it's irrelevant.

people don't discuss their own title

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DRK was in that game Shea...it was puppy mafia. They weren't "searching through your mafia QTs"...they were in the game. They saw you be incredibly abrasive to a new player for using your name. How is that not relevant? If you aren't (and have shown you arent) okay with new players calling you by your first name, how can this be a fair title...you've made someone feel so bad they replaced out because of an incident involving your name (and proposed title). It just doesn't make sense. I also don't like that advocating for your own title apparently works.

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Idgi tbh. He made someone replace out and feel bad for using his name. I don't get why we are then rewarding him with that name. Especially after like, we condemned shotty for being involved in his title process and Shea has been Way way way more involved than shotty ever was?

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It's a continuation of the campaigning he was already doing.

yeah. The posts he made in this thread just come off as begging for a title. Way more input/pushing for it than anyone else who got banned for similar behavior.

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you said you were moved to tears, deeply upset by the decision, that everything chev said was wrong and that he has a wrong perspective on the situation

That is campaigning. Like, straight up campaigning without directly begging.

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bros title is already pre perfect

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Nominate Dwlee99 for ...SQUIRREL?

For in my marathon game a super memorable moment of it was a mechanic involving beeboy and dwlee99. Dwlee was the character "Rocky" from rocky and bullwinkle, a talking squirrel. Beeboy was Dug from up, who was on the hunt for a squirrel in order to be confirmed town. The entire game beeboy is shouting for a squirrel to claim so he can visit them and fails.

I THOUGHT I WAS FUCKING ROCKY BALBOA I PLAYED THE ROCKY THEME SONG FOR 4 HOURS FUCKING STRAIGHT AND TURNS OUT HIPLOP TROLLED ME AND GAVE ME ROCKY A FUCKING SQUIRREL

Spoiler: squirrelstuff

DWLEE WAS ROCKY. ROCKY THE GODDAMN SQUIRREL.

DWLEE YOU ACTUAL IDIOT WHAT WERE U EVEN THINKING? my claim was VERIFIABLE

I'M DOUG. I AM A GOOD BOY. I HUNT SQUIRRELS. IF I FIND THE SQUIRREL, IM CONFTOWN.

I ALSO HAVE VERY SENSITIVE EARS SO PLEASE DONT YELL AROUND ME ONLY I CAN YELL.

DWLEE WAS THE SQUIRREL YOU DOPE.

IM SO DISAPPOINTED

IF IM MISLYNCHED EVERYONE REPORT DWLEE POST GAME FOR TOXIC.

YES DWLEE WAS THE GODDAMN SQUIRREL


AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHO IS THE HECKING SQUIRREL?! -_-'

Not only that, but Dwlee is a lovable but sometimes very childish and erratic poster who has a big heart and fills people with joy just like the dog Dug from up.

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Gonna have to reject that one >_>

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plz no bad titles

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I like majorly obvious

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It was a joke that lasted maybe for the entirety of a day until Accountant stopped.

It was certainly funny, but it definitely doesn't embody his whole personality or posting patterns.

its just supposed to be something fun and memorable about that

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2nd caira

(Does this count as a self nom)

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Ya she is a cat she doesnt talk to cats

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nominate CC for Professor of being a dog

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Bearly human - BPC

b/c bear and GTKAS

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also whats the standing on prof dog

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thats all we need right

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you thought wrong bozo

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shipwrite >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shipwright

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the pie title is still pretty embarassing

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Not crazy about it, but it seems alright. I think something that isn't just the name would be better, though. Something more unique to nahdia?

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Nominate Panzerjager for Shockmaster

For context, this was a wrestler who on national TV fell through the wall in a hilarious fashion but just kept on chugging for the rest of the segment. The name fits because of panzer's love for pro wrestling, but the name itself works especially with the history of this character. Panzer constantly engages in shock humour, and despite his occasional pitfalls is a pretty good guy. He's definitely the master of shock.

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I think it would be a good welcome back present. Shockmaster also went on to have an okay career. Its a sign of falling down and picking yourself back up

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its funny + fits like a glove

what else could you want in a title

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Hes a man that commands attention and of anyone on site hed be the most lilely to just bash through a wall and talk some smack IMO

If not shock humour hes at least shocking

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Fantastic title

I agree it shouldnt be now im sorry i didnt see the ban j til after

I still think its a really good title and fitd well

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Nominate Panzerjager for Shockmaster

For context, this was a wrestler who on national TV fell through the wall in a hilarious fashion but just kept on chugging for the rest of the segment. The name fits because of panzer's love for pro wrestling, but the name itself works especially with the history of this character. Panzer constantly engages in shock humour, and despite his occasional pitfalls is a pretty good guy. He's definitely the master of shock.

Naw. Shockmaster is universally considered the biggest joke and most laughable "character" in wrestling. It's a pretty negative thing to be compared to Shockmaster.

Don't do that to Panzer.

Also, we shouldn't be giving titles to people that are currently banned.

I think hed get a kick out of it

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i dont support best girl.

I feel im def on sitechat more than most never seen it or anything.

something else for mtd would be better

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Nominate CuddlyCaucasian for Bad Professor (of being a dog)

because of his other title but also this picture referencing the influential film Bad Teacher

also he is helping me host a game where he is a teacher

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i don't get the pun...
also a lot of titles are extremely obscure e.g. honey trap and kayak for ani and cheery dog

these titles are some of the few i actually know why they have them.

for someone new though they would have 0 idea without asking.

you just listed a positive!

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kain tepes title is a good one, I think. Dude is comedy gold

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nominate zoraster for BIG BOSS