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xRECKONERx GD is my Best Man
- GD is my Best Man
- GD is my Best Man
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Papa Zito Jack of All Trades
- Jack of All Trades
- Jack of All Trades
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- Location: Tejas
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DeathNote Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
- Mafia Scum
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- Location: Texas
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Haschel Cedricson Mr. Know It All
- Mr. Know It All
- Mr. Know It All
- Posts: 2954
- Joined: May 14, 2007
- Location: Cascadian Subduction Zone
I still can't believe we had an entire conversation during Magic Kingdom when I thought I was doing a good job at bonding with Racefan and meanwhile he was probably wondering why I wasn't talking to him.In post 52, DeathNote wrote:Haha yeah....
Wait am I Cody or Racefan Cody? I'll forever ask this question now.-
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Flameaxe Comma Police
- Comma Police
- Comma Police
- Posts: 6642
- Joined: July 9, 2007
- Location: Denver
I vote youIn post 52, DeathNote wrote:Haha yeah....
Wait am I Cody or Racefan Cody? I'll forever ask this question now.Defined by who I dislike, not who I like~-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Posts: 225
- Joined: May 20, 2013
- Location: Richmond, VA
Mafiascum: a land where pansexuality is widely accepted and understood while two people who share the same first name cause mass confusion"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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racefan12 Townie
- Townie
- Townie
- Posts: 89
- Joined: April 12, 2016
- Location: Texas
Don't worry, like 5% of the guys in my high school were named Cody so I know the feelingPrivateI:I wish I could bang on the home keys on my keyboard to create an appeal to emotion. It sounds so...soothing.
CuddlyCaucasian:Mafiascum: a land where pansexuality is widely accepted and understood while two people who share the same first name cause mass confusion
You have questions about me? I try to give you answers!-
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Haschel Cedricson Mr. Know It All
- Mr. Know It All
- Mr. Know It All
- Posts: 2954
- Joined: May 14, 2007
- Location: Cascadian Subduction Zone
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Posts: 225
- Joined: May 20, 2013
- Location: Richmond, VA
btw 24 hours from this post im just randomizing everyone that hasn't submitted glhfIn post 39, CuddlyCaucasian wrote:It's time for Part 2 of the application (which still isn't much work)!
Players:
pickemgenius
Papa Zito
Xalxe
pizzadudes7
McMenno
Drench
racefan12
Malkon05
Radja
D3f3nd3r
Summer
hiplop
pablito
Cheery Dog
xRECKONERx
DeathNote
PeregrineV
kdowns
Haschel
Mist7676
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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Flameaxe Comma Police
- Comma Police
- Comma Police
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- Location: Denver
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PeregrineV Survivor
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 21275
- Joined: February 23, 2011
- Location: Zendikar
I forgot to hate/like in pairs.....In post 0, CuddlyCaucasian wrote:Players:
Pair 1: pickemenius & Papa Zito
Pair 2: Xalxe & pizzadudes69
Pair 3: McMenno & Drench
Pair 4: racefan12 & Malkon05
Pair 5: Radja & D3f3nd3r
Pair 6: SummerInWonderland & hiplop
Pair 7: pablito & Cheery Dog
Pair 8: DeathNote & xRECKONERx
Pair 9: PeregrineV & kdowns
Pair 10: Haschel Cedricson & Mist7676I will haveLimited Accesson weekends.-
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racefan12 Townie
- Townie
- Townie
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- Joined: April 12, 2016
- Location: Texas
#breakupthepairsPrivateI:I wish I could bang on the home keys on my keyboard to create an appeal to emotion. It sounds so...soothing.
CuddlyCaucasian:Mafiascum: a land where pansexuality is widely accepted and understood while two people who share the same first name cause mass confusion
You have questions about me? I try to give you answers!-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Posts: 225
- Joined: May 20, 2013
- Location: Richmond, VA
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McMenno they/themOne For Aren't-We-Allthey/them
- One For Aren't-We-All
- One For Aren't-We-All
- Posts: 5159
- Joined: February 18, 2015
- Pronoun: they/them
- Location: In spaaaace
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xofelf they/them(also ze/zem or xe/xem)Miss Mashthey/them(also ze/zem or xe/xem)
- Miss Mash
- Miss Mash
- Posts: 1766
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: they/them(also ze/zem or xe/xem)
- Location: Herkimer, New York
Omfg, I'm not even dating anyone in this game...currentlyXalxe: this is xofelf sometimes we call each other names and other times we share emotions
MattyP: Ur an enigma tho when it comes to circadian rhythm and the traditions we hold dear when it comes to the sun and the moon
Get to reknow a xofelf here
Discord is faster than PMs or sitechat: xofelf#1697-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Posts: 225
- Joined: May 20, 2013
- Location: Richmond, VA
Episode 0
Well That's Just Cheeky
on the 0th day, God jeff probst had all the pairs spend a night alone together.... in the woods..... with only the clothes on their backs and each other's warm embraces
Reginald & Dyrus
Professional Gamer Broz
- "as a pro gator, I know a little bit about games. but not much bru"
Reginald: how do i light these matches
dyrus: shove them up your ass
Salse & Pizza
An unlikely combination. Doesn't he know the sals is not the red stuff in pizzas?
- "my names Matt and i don't know much about survivor,
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Alex: why are you fishing in thes and
Robbie Rotten and Son
Evil The Genuises
Darling: is this the part where i vote ut mom
robbald: dont u erember she voed out hersel fout of life when u were 7 when she tok all the pills haha
Darling: haha i love family =) =)
Brent & Josh
Professional Reality Show Contestants
- "if i have any definable character traits i sure don't know about them ahhhahha so sometone let me know what my life means ydg'
Arnold Bananananagarng & Chafee w/ Cream
Presidential RUnning mates currently under investigation by the ethics commitee
Arnold; ..., and then i said, "you're terminated"!
Chafee: classic story , please tell it again
- "is this banana sharp enough to slit my wrist"
Jess & Dan
Dysfunctional Couple
Dan: wait so when it says dysfunctional are the saying like erectiley??
jess: oh sweetie
- "im fuckin tilted right now GETIT"
Kayak & Alexis
A Boat and his dolphin
Alexis; Ah-wh-w-h---eh-eh-eh-er-h! AHe--rth-h-e-h-eh-eh-eh-!
Kayak: you're getting there
ALexis: Ag-er-g--eg-eg-ege-heh-eh-eh-! look at my blowhole hehe
Reck & Darth Vader
Evil Sith lord and his pal Darth vadester
- "honestly just shut survivor down, we're done"
Darth:
Jack Burton & Kevin
BFF Fitness trainers
Jack: heyo kids me and kevin are ready to change the country by getting everyone to eat healtyh!
kevin: yeah survivor ULTIMATE diet challenge, new years resolution anyone??!
Jack: we'r ecuttin out ALL the glutons ALL the meats ALL the red meats and the bLACK meats we're gettin slimmed up
kevinny: You're tleling me
Jack: youre telling me
Kevin: you are telling me
Kacj: you tell me
Kevin; i am telling me
Jack: please tell me a er fitness
Drew Carey & Maria Carey
Divorced
- "I am not drew carey, i donot know this woman. the price is not right"
Maria: wow drew yuo've lost weight, ever thinking about getting back togehter? *bat eyes*
drew(allegeddly): please let me go
which one of these people will win a million dollars? me niether. find out soon"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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xofelf they/them(also ze/zem or xe/xem)Miss Mashthey/them(also ze/zem or xe/xem)
- Miss Mash
- Miss Mash
- Posts: 1766
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: they/them(also ze/zem or xe/xem)
- Location: Herkimer, New York
I've missed these, holy shit.Xalxe: this is xofelf sometimes we call each other names and other times we share emotions
MattyP: Ur an enigma tho when it comes to circadian rhythm and the traditions we hold dear when it comes to the sun and the moon
Get to reknow a xofelf here
Discord is faster than PMs or sitechat: xofelf#1697-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Posts: 225
- Joined: May 20, 2013
- Location: Richmond, VA
Episode 1
I Almost Just Fell Off My Bed
welcome in everybody, meet your tribes!
but that's not all, we're gonna have a vote based on you're first impressions of everyone! wHat! A! Twist!
- "as a protractor i know that this is a good time to make a big move"
- "i hope i remember to splel mommys name"
everyone pull out your parch mints, and write the name of who you wanna go bye bye man
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bed time"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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Flameaxe Comma Police
- Comma Police
- Comma Police
- Posts: 6642
- Joined: July 9, 2007
- Location: Denver
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Drench he/himcrucial waukesha voterhe/him
- crucial waukesha voter
- crucial waukesha voter
- Posts: 1834
- Joined: September 25, 2008
- Pronoun: he/him
- Location: crucial waukesha county
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PeregrineV Survivor
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xRECKONERx GD is my Best Man
- GD is my Best Man
- GD is my Best Man
- Posts: 26087
- Joined: March 15, 2009
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Malkon05 He/Him/HisMashtermindHe/Him/His
- Mashtermind
- Mashtermind
- Posts: 245
- Joined: June 30, 2016
- Pronoun: He/Him/His
You mean...the husband wasn't the first sign?In post 71, xRECKONERx wrote:im gay now-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Posts: 225
- Joined: May 20, 2013
- Location: Richmond, VA
Episode 2
The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler
Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it
First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay
Spoiler: 1st vote
Spoiler: 2nd vote
Spoiler: 3rd voete
Spoiler: 444444
Spoiler: the rest of them .
except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!
other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha
Spoiler: 1st vote
Spoiler: 2nd vote
Spoiler: 3rd vote
Spoiler: 4thish
Spoiler: 5
Spoiler: six
Spoiler: seventhen
Spoiler: 8th one
Spoiler: second to last vote
Spoiler: etc
now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!
Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home
Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car
Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the facts
Brent; hold me instead
Haschel: too bad staples went out of business
im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006
- "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."
Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girl
Alexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!
Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead
Robert walks up to Alex.
"HEpisode 2
The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler
Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it
First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay
Spoiler: 1st vote
Spoiler: 2nd vote
Spoiler: 3rd voete
Spoiler: 444444
Spoiler: the rest of them .
except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!
other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha
Spoiler: 1st vote
Spoiler: 2nd vote
Spoiler: 3rd vote
Spoiler: 4thish
Spoiler: 5
Spoiler: six
Spoiler: seventhen
Spoiler: 8th one
Spoiler: second to last vote
Spoiler: etc
now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!
Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home
Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car
Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the facts
Brent; hold me instead
Haschel: too bad staples went out of business
im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006
- "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."
Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girl
Alexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!
Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead
Robert walks up to Alex.y AlEpisode 2
The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler
Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it
First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay
Spoiler: 1st vote
Spoiler: 2nd vote
Spoiler: 3rd voete
Spoiler: 444444
Spoiler: the rest of them .
except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!
other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha
Spoiler: 1st vote
Spoiler: 2nd vote
Spoiler: 3rd vote
Spoiler: 4thish
Spoiler: 5
Spoiler: six
Spoiler: seventhen
Spoiler: 8th one
Spoiler: second to last vote
Spoiler: etc
now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!
Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home
Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car
Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the facts
Brent; hold me instead
Haschel: too bad staples went out of business
im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006
- "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."
Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girl
Alexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!
Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead
Robert walks up to Alex.x. Do you want to bEpisode 2
The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler
Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it
First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay
Spoiler: 1st vote
Spoiler: 2nd vote
Spoiler: 3rd voete
Spoiler: 444444
Spoiler: the rest of them .
except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!
other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha
Spoiler: 1st vote
Spoiler: 2nd vote
Spoiler: 3rd vote
Spoiler: 4thish
Spoiler: 5
Spoiler: six
Spoiler: seventhen
Spoiler: 8th one
Spoiler: second to last vote
Spoiler: etc
now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!
Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home
Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car
Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the facts
Brent; hold me instead
Haschel: too bad staples went out of business
im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006
- "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."
Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girl
Alexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!
Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead
Robert walks up to Alex. in an alliancEpisode 2
The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler
Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it
First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay
Spoiler: 1st vote
Spoiler: 2nd vote
Spoiler: 3rd voete
Spoiler: 444444
Spoiler: the rest of them .
except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!
other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha
Spoiler: 1st vote
Spoiler: 2nd vote
Spoiler: 3rd vote
Spoiler: 4thish
Spoiler: 5
Spoiler: six
Spoiler: seventhen
Spoiler: 8th one
Spoiler: second to last vote
Spoiler: etc
now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!
Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home
Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car
Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the facts
Brent; hold me instead
Haschel: too bad staples went out of business
im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006
- "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."
Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girl
Alexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!
Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead
Robert walks up to Alex. with mEpisode 2
The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler
Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it
First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay
Spoiler: 1st vote
Spoiler: 2nd vote
Spoiler: 3rd voete
Spoiler: 444444
Spoiler: the rest of them .
except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!
other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha
Spoiler: 1st vote
Spoiler: 2nd vote
Spoiler: 3rd vote
Spoiler: 4thish
Spoiler: 5
Spoiler: six
Spoiler: seventhen
Spoiler: 8th one
Spoiler: second to last vote
Spoiler: etc
now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!
Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home
Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car
Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the facts
Brent; hold me instead
Haschel: too bad staples went out of business
im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006
- "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."
Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girl
Alexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!
Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead
Robert walks up to Alex. and AlEpisode 2
The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler
Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it
First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay
Spoiler: 1st vote
Spoiler: 2nd vote
Spoiler: 3rd voete
Spoiler: 444444
Spoiler: the rest of them .
except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!
other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha
Spoiler: 1st vote
Spoiler: 2nd vote
Spoiler: 3rd vote
Spoiler: 4thish
Spoiler: 5
Spoiler: six
Spoiler: seventhen
Spoiler: 8th one
Spoiler: second to last vote
Spoiler: etc
now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!
Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home
Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car
Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the facts
Brent; hold me instead
Haschel: too bad staples went out of business
im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006
- "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."
Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girl
Alexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!
Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead
Robert walks up to Alex.xis?
Alex: sur- im gonna stop"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Posts: 225
- Joined: May 20, 2013
- Location: Richmond, VA
Episode 3
Post-Credit Sequence of regidemption Island
Flameaxe wrote: - "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW"
- "GOOD FUCKING JOB CUNTS IM GONNA DEDEMPTION MY WAY BACK INTO THIS GAME AND BONE CLUB YOUR ASS INTO FUCKING SUBMISSION BUT FIRST ima go get some dank nugs brb lol"
- "this ASSKICKING brought to you by MOTHERFUCKIN HUNGRY JACKS BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ"
- "FUCK I MISSED BONE CLUB OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
- "OOOOHHHH ACE-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
- "O-NED!""CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf
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