Title Fairy: Killer App Edition (Swipe Right!)

[Cheery Dog]

I also see it it working with his username as wrapping up a story could be contravened into killing it. But it's also not username based.

[Psyche]

oooh

[Gamma Emerald]

nice

[kuribo]

I thought the joke was that he wraps everything up with a rap after it happened.

As an example, he and I were trading insults, and he wrote a battle rap as his coup de grace

5, 4, 3, cut the launch, cut the liftoff! Something's gone terribly wrong!

I'm the disaster that struck faster than when Charlie Sheen struck his two queens. Honestly, you think you give little kids nightmares? You don't even compare when I'm over here giving kids their last prayers. You think you're fresh, you're only a prince. Now I'm ripping this beat apart like I did your girl. When we was meeting on some freak shit, she let me beat, then I fell asleep, then I beat again that was the remix, im being the prefix. Impossible for you to make a half decent burn, impossible for you to learn from your previous point of no return, now I believe this meeting is adjourned.

Halt the liftoff, Hold on blastoff,
Now boy, back off, Tell off you as you falloff,
Not much before you were cutoff,
Jerk off as we send a Molotov coming straight from the heart of the belly of the beasts.

Known to grow impatient, hope and cope and waiting, making moves and using negative as fuel, and viewing all my dilemmas as benefits, I'm finna' fix It, been predicted that I would be the best, looking to my life as prophecy at best, I could see It yes, I need CBS, I need CNN, I need BET, I need MTV, I need PBS, plus I need Revolt, and I need these requests to be fulfilled no guilt cuz I don't see regrets, and I believe we blessed, and how can we be stressed, hip hop Is alive, we've got me for that, If you was the best you just got beat for that, I really killed this shit man Im a G for that, so thank me later that's where Imma leave It at.

Halt the liftoff, Hold on blastoff,
Now boy, back off, Tell off you as you falloff,
Not much before you were cutoff,
Jerk off as we send a Molotov coming straight from the heart of the belly of the beasts.

Let me know if you want part 2 baby

I told him it was the whitest thing I had ever read

[McMenno]

let's rap this one up guys

[Firebringer]

I see what u did there

[Randomnamechange]

ok guys new proposition
make kts a mod
new title
Rap Mod

[Killthestory]

god that was so terrible it made me giggle

@the rap

[mastina]

You could say KTS has quite the rap sheet.

Let's see what Chevre has to say for his sentence.

[Pine]

^I lol'd

[Davsto]

He'd be very good at downwards scaling cliffs through rappelling

[Randomnamechange]

He'd be very good at downwards scaling cliffs through rappelling

do you have some kind of bat alarm for puns? like a middle finger being shone onto the sky?

[Davsto]

I'm not sure

I never really used to be a pun (or really even vaguely amusing tbh) person until I was a member of the chat for my old site I used to be a part of and made a pun once or twice. I then became "the pun guy", and found that making puns in there started to come more naturally to me. Join this site and the pun thing is part of my character from the start, along with more general humour. This has now seeped into my real life personality and I make people laugh and also exasperated by humour and puns

I'm not entirely sure of the relevance, that just sorta happens, but there's a rare insight into me

How fun

Maybe it's more of a Spidey sense? I've got super good at spotting pun opportunities, to the extent that occasionally I'll hear a sentence and my brain thinks "there's a pun there somewhere" about five seconds before I actually think of the pun which is weird

But like a few months ago someone asked me the question "what comes in pairs" and my immediate reaction was "someone with a fruit fetish" and I don't even know how I reacted that quickly with a response that wasn't even already in my brain

Help I think I've lost control of the puns and they are now the ones in control of me

[Davsto]

I mean, uh, I guess it's all pun and games!

[Davsto]

Also with your Batman reference there's always some joke to make about the Punguin

[Psyche]

But like a few months ago someone asked me the question "what comes in pairs" and my immediate reaction was "someone with a fruit fetish" and I don't even know how I reacted that quickly with a response that wasn't even already in my brain

oh my fucking god

[Firebringer]

if chèvre rejects Rap It Up, I will have lost all faith in the system.

[Psyche]

I feeeeeeeeeeeeel the opposite.

[Nahdia]

is the pun just not good enough for you Psyche?

[Psyche]

the rap part is good
the rest is forced

[Pine]

Nominate Psyche for

Dr. No

[Nahdia]

what a rapscallion you are

[Kublai Khan]

Nominate Psyche for

Dr. No Flow

[Pine]

I like that better.

[Pine]

My point is that Psyche has been naysaying practically everything that's come up in the last month.