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Post Post #0  (isolation #0)  » Tue Jan 03, 2017 2:29 pm

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Have you always wanted to play Survivor but don't have the time or energy to play it yourself? Well boy have I got a deal for you! Below you'll find an application to submit a character to be placed in a Survivor simulator. All you have to do is /in in this thread and send me a PM with the below form filled out. I'll make an update with each new episode once every couple days with everything that happened and to allow everyone to discuss the game. Once the game has reached 20 players, the final part of the application process will begin, involving relationships between players, but more information will be given when this point is reached.


New rules for this season:
  • You must sign up with someone as a pair, and specify the relationship between the two of you. At the start of the game, you and your partner will be on opposite tribes, but if one of you is sent to redemption island, the other will have the option to switch places with them.
  • You cannot sign up as a character who was in a previous season of simulator.
  • If you don't have a partner, you will be randomly assigned to someone without a partner, but spots will only be held for people with partners.


Player Name:
100x100 Image URL:
Gender:

Game Attributes (For each of these, give a number 1 to 5, with 1 being the worst and 5 being the best. All attributes must total up to 12.)
Physical Challenge Ability:
Endurance Challenge Ability:
Mental/Quiz Challenge Ability:
Strategic Ability:


Voting History


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Players:
  • Pair 1: pickemenius & Papa Zito
  • Pair 2: Xalxe & pizzadudes69
  • Pair 3: McMenno & Drench
  • Pair 4: racefan12 & Malkon05
  • Pair 5: Radja & D3f3nd3r
  • Pair 6: SummerInWonderland & hiplop
  • Pair 7: pablito & Cheery Dog
  • Pair 8: DeathNote & xRECKONERx
  • Pair 9: PeregrineV & kdowns
  • Pair 10: Haschel Cedricson & Mist7676
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #18  (isolation #1)  » Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:45 pm

a/s/l?
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #22  (isolation #2)  » Wed Jan 04, 2017 6:09 pm

In post 19, pablito wrote:SWF 23 from NJ. Looking for fellow dolphin-lover. My hobbies include: Mimosas. I'm uber faconnable, but no that is not a shark costume, I am a dolphin. *SQUEALS* I'm not here to make friends, I'm here because of you, Nick, and if you can't reach the true level of dolphin aspiration as I dolphinate, then I'm not sure that you're classy enough to get with a girl like a girl like me. Nick, Nick, Nick, I need to stell you way for a minoooote. Nick, Nick, I love you, you love me as much as dolphins? Because I'm dolphinately in luuuuuuuuuuuuuv.

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"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #23  (isolation #3)  » Wed Jan 04, 2017 6:11 pm

In post 8, Xalxe wrote:Can I pretend Pizza signed up with me and submit two characters

yes!
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #24  (isolation #4)  » Wed Jan 04, 2017 6:15 pm

Update: we're sitting at 5 pairs + 5 singles, singles will be paired together for optimal hilarity
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #39  (isolation #5)  » Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:33 pm

It's time for Part 2 of the application (which still isn't much work)!

Players:
pickemgenius
Papa Zito
Xalxe
pizzadudes7
McMenno
Drench
racefan12
Malkon05
Radja
D3f3nd3r
Summer
hiplop
pablito
Cheery Dog
xRECKONERx
DeathNote
PeregrineV
kdowns
Haschel
Mist7676


You must now submit your desired relationship towards each other individual player, not including yourself. Your options are listed below.


PositiveNegative
NeutralNeutral
Slight BondSlight Dislike
Small BondMild Dislike
Medium BondMedium Dislike
Strong BondStrong Dislike
UnbreakableExtreme Hatred


As you move down on the table, relationships increase in intensity. You must submit at least one of every relationship on the table, meaning one slight bond, one small bond, etc. You may submit more than one of a relationship, but for every extra positive relationship, you must submit its corresponding negative relationship, and vice versa.

For example, if I were to say that I have a medium dislike towards Flameaxe in the game, I would have to choose someone that I have a medium bond with.

After everyone completes this step, the game will begin!
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #42  (isolation #6)  » Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:43 pm

You will have an odd number of Neutral relationships ayy
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #43  (isolation #7)  » Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:44 pm

For clarification: there is no positive neutral or negative neutral, neutral means just what it sounds like it does
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #47  (isolation #8)  » Tue Jan 10, 2017 4:39 pm

we got ourselves a game changer
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #55  (isolation #9)  » Tue Jan 10, 2017 7:57 pm

Mafiascum: a land where pansexuality is widely accepted and understood while two people who share the same first name cause mass confusion
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #58  (isolation #10)  » Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:39 pm

In post 39, CuddlyCaucasian wrote:It's time for Part 2 of the application (which still isn't much work)!

Players:
pickemgenius
Papa Zito
Xalxe
pizzadudes7
McMenno
Drench
racefan12
Malkon05
Radja
D3f3nd3r
Summer
hiplop
pablito
Cheery Dog
xRECKONERx
DeathNote
PeregrineV
kdowns
Haschel
Mist7676


You must now submit your desired relationship towards each other individual player, not including yourself. Your options are listed below.


PositiveNegative
NeutralNeutral
Slight BondSlight Dislike
Small BondMild Dislike
Medium BondMedium Dislike
Strong BondStrong Dislike
UnbreakableExtreme Hatred


As you move down on the table, relationships increase in intensity. You must submit at least one of every relationship on the table, meaning one slight bond, one small bond, etc. You may submit more than one of a relationship, but for every extra positive relationship, you must submit its corresponding negative relationship, and vice versa.

For example, if I were to say that I have a medium dislike towards Flameaxe in the game, I would have to choose someone that I have a medium bond with.

After everyone completes this step, the game will begin!

btw 24 hours from this post im just randomizing everyone that hasn't submitted glhf
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #62  (isolation #11)  » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:51 pm

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"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #65  (isolation #12)  » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:14 pm

Episode 0
Well That's Just Cheeky





on the 0th day, God jeff probst had all the pairs spend a night alone together.... in the woods..... with only the clothes on their backs and each other's warm embraces

Reginald & Dyrus
Professional Gamer Broz

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Image - "as a pro gator, I know a little bit about games. but not much bru"


Reginald: how do i light these matches
dyrus: shove them up your ass



Salse & Pizza
An unlikely combination. Doesn't he know the sals is not the red stuff in pizzas?

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Image - "my names Matt and i don't know much about survivor,




















"

Alex: why are you fishing in thes and


Robbie Rotten and Son
Evil The Genuises

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Darling: is this the part where i vote ut mom
robbald: dont u erember she voed out hersel fout of life when u were 7 when she tok all the pills haha
Darling: haha i love family =) =)


Brent & Josh
Professional Reality Show Contestants

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Image - "if i have any definable character traits i sure don't know about them ahhhahha so sometone let me know what my life means ydg'



Arnold Bananananagarng & Chafee w/ Cream
Presidential RUnning mates currently under investigation by the ethics commitee

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Arnold; ..., and then i said, "you're terminated"!
Chafee: classic story , please tell it again

Image - "is this banana sharp enough to slit my wrist"




Jess & Dan
Dysfunctional Couple

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Dan: wait so when it says dysfunctional are the saying like erectiley??
jess: oh sweetie

Image - "im fuckin tilted right now GETIT"



Kayak & Alexis
A Boat and his dolphin

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Alexis; Ah-wh-w-h---eh-eh-eh-er-h! AHe--rth-h-e-h-eh-eh-eh-!
Kayak: you're getting there
ALexis: Ag-er-g--eg-eg-ege-heh-eh-eh-! look at my blowhole hehe



Reck & Darth Vader
Evil Sith lord and his pal Darth vadester

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Image - "honestly just shut survivor down, we're done"



Darth: Image





Jack Burton & Kevin
BFF Fitness trainers

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Jack: heyo kids me and kevin are ready to change the country by getting everyone to eat healtyh!
kevin: yeah survivor ULTIMATE diet challenge, new years resolution anyone??!
Jack: we'r ecuttin out ALL the glutons ALL the meats ALL the red meats and the bLACK meats we're gettin slimmed up
kevinny: You're tleling me
Jack: youre telling me
Kevin: you are telling me
Kacj: you tell me
Kevin; i am telling me
Jack: please tell me a er fitness




Drew Carey & Maria Carey
Divorced

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Image - "I am not drew carey, i donot know this woman. the price is not right"


Maria: wow drew yuo've lost weight, ever thinking about getting back togehter? *bat eyes*
drew(allegeddly): please let me go








which one of these people will win a million dollars? me niether. find out soon
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #67  (isolation #13)  » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:47 pm

Episode 1
I Almost Just Fell Off My Bed





welcome in everybody, meet your tribes!

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but that's not all, we're gonna have a vote based on you're first impressions of everyone! wHat! A! Twist!

Image - "as a protractor i know that this is a good time to make a big move"

Image - "i hope i remember to splel mommys name"





everyone pull out your parch mints, and write the name of who you wanna go bye bye man

...

...

bed time
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #73  (isolation #14)  » Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:36 am

Episode 2
The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler



Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it

First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay

Spoiler: 1st vote
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dyrus


Spoiler: 2nd vote
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2 for darius


Spoiler: 3rd voete
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3 for dry ice


Spoiler: 444444
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1 vote for white man


Spoiler: the rest of them .
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look joshua it's over go home


except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!



other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha

Spoiler: 1st vote
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1 vote jess


Spoiler: 2nd vote
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1 vote reginald


Spoiler: 3rd vote
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2 votes reggie


Spoiler: 4thish
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3 votes rogenrola


Spoiler: 5
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2 votes jizz


Spoiler: six
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3 votes joselyn, 3 votes rejisssalk


Spoiler: seventhen
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4 votes jessie


Spoiler: 8th one
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4 votes jeis, 4 votes hey arno uh reginald!


Spoiler: second to last vote
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more than rektginald


Spoiler: etc
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bye go to your fancy new igloo with andrew or whoever white guy name



now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!




Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home

Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car :-(
Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the facts
Brent; hold me instead
Haschel: too bad staples went out of business

im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006


Image - "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."


Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girl
Alexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!
Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead


Robert walks up to Alex.

"H
Episode 2
The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler



Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it

First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay

Spoiler: 1st vote
Image

dyrus


Spoiler: 2nd vote
Image

2 for darius


Spoiler: 3rd voete
Image

3 for dry ice


Spoiler: 444444
Image

1 vote for white man


Spoiler: the rest of them .
Image

look joshua it's over go home


except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!



other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha

Spoiler: 1st vote
Image

1 vote jess


Spoiler: 2nd vote
Image

1 vote reginald


Spoiler: 3rd vote
Image

2 votes reggie


Spoiler: 4thish
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3 votes rogenrola


Spoiler: 5
Image

2 votes jizz


Spoiler: six
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3 votes joselyn, 3 votes rejisssalk


Spoiler: seventhen
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4 votes jessie


Spoiler: 8th one
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4 votes jeis, 4 votes hey arno uh reginald!


Spoiler: second to last vote
Image

more than rektginald


Spoiler: etc
Image

bye go to your fancy new igloo with andrew or whoever white guy name



now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!




Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home

Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car :-(
Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the facts
Brent; hold me instead
Haschel: too bad staples went out of business

im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006


Image - "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."


Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girl
Alexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!
Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead


Robert walks up to Alex.y Al
Episode 2
The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler



Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it

First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay

Spoiler: 1st vote
Image

dyrus


Spoiler: 2nd vote
Image

2 for darius


Spoiler: 3rd voete
Image

3 for dry ice


Spoiler: 444444
Image

1 vote for white man


Spoiler: the rest of them .
Image

look joshua it's over go home


except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!



other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha

Spoiler: 1st vote
Image

1 vote jess


Spoiler: 2nd vote
Image

1 vote reginald


Spoiler: 3rd vote
Image

2 votes reggie


Spoiler: 4thish
Image

3 votes rogenrola


Spoiler: 5
Image

2 votes jizz


Spoiler: six
Image

3 votes joselyn, 3 votes rejisssalk


Spoiler: seventhen
Image

4 votes jessie


Spoiler: 8th one
Image

4 votes jeis, 4 votes hey arno uh reginald!


Spoiler: second to last vote
Image

more than rektginald


Spoiler: etc
Image

bye go to your fancy new igloo with andrew or whoever white guy name



now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!




Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home

Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car :-(
Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the facts
Brent; hold me instead
Haschel: too bad staples went out of business

im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006


Image - "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."


Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girl
Alexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!
Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead


Robert walks up to Alex.x. Do you want to b
Episode 2
The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler



Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it

First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay

Spoiler: 1st vote
Image

dyrus


Spoiler: 2nd vote
Image

2 for darius


Spoiler: 3rd voete
Image

3 for dry ice


Spoiler: 444444
Image

1 vote for white man


Spoiler: the rest of them .
Image

look joshua it's over go home


except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!



other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha

Spoiler: 1st vote
Image

1 vote jess


Spoiler: 2nd vote
Image

1 vote reginald


Spoiler: 3rd vote
Image

2 votes reggie


Spoiler: 4thish
Image

3 votes rogenrola


Spoiler: 5
Image

2 votes jizz


Spoiler: six
Image

3 votes joselyn, 3 votes rejisssalk


Spoiler: seventhen
Image

4 votes jessie


Spoiler: 8th one
Image

4 votes jeis, 4 votes hey arno uh reginald!


Spoiler: second to last vote
Image

more than rektginald


Spoiler: etc
Image

bye go to your fancy new igloo with andrew or whoever white guy name



now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!




Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home

Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car :-(
Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the facts
Brent; hold me instead
Haschel: too bad staples went out of business

im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006


Image - "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."


Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girl
Alexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!
Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead


Robert walks up to Alex. in an allianc
Episode 2
The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler



Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it

First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay

Spoiler: 1st vote
Image

dyrus


Spoiler: 2nd vote
Image

2 for darius


Spoiler: 3rd voete
Image

3 for dry ice


Spoiler: 444444
Image

1 vote for white man


Spoiler: the rest of them .
Image

look joshua it's over go home


except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!



other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha

Spoiler: 1st vote
Image

1 vote jess


Spoiler: 2nd vote
Image

1 vote reginald


Spoiler: 3rd vote
Image

2 votes reggie


Spoiler: 4thish
Image

3 votes rogenrola


Spoiler: 5
Image

2 votes jizz


Spoiler: six
Image

3 votes joselyn, 3 votes rejisssalk


Spoiler: seventhen
Image

4 votes jessie


Spoiler: 8th one
Image

4 votes jeis, 4 votes hey arno uh reginald!


Spoiler: second to last vote
Image

more than rektginald


Spoiler: etc
Image

bye go to your fancy new igloo with andrew or whoever white guy name



now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!




Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home

Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car :-(
Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the facts
Brent; hold me instead
Haschel: too bad staples went out of business

im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006


Image - "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."


Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girl
Alexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!
Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead


Robert walks up to Alex. with m
Episode 2
The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler



Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it

First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay

Spoiler: 1st vote
Image

dyrus


Spoiler: 2nd vote
Image

2 for darius


Spoiler: 3rd voete
Image

3 for dry ice


Spoiler: 444444
Image

1 vote for white man


Spoiler: the rest of them .
Image

look joshua it's over go home


except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!



other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha

Spoiler: 1st vote
Image

1 vote jess


Spoiler: 2nd vote
Image

1 vote reginald


Spoiler: 3rd vote
Image

2 votes reggie


Spoiler: 4thish
Image

3 votes rogenrola


Spoiler: 5
Image

2 votes jizz


Spoiler: six
Image

3 votes joselyn, 3 votes rejisssalk


Spoiler: seventhen
Image

4 votes jessie


Spoiler: 8th one
Image

4 votes jeis, 4 votes hey arno uh reginald!


Spoiler: second to last vote
Image

more than rektginald


Spoiler: etc
Image

bye go to your fancy new igloo with andrew or whoever white guy name



now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!




Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home

Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car :-(
Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the facts
Brent; hold me instead
Haschel: too bad staples went out of business

im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006


Image - "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."


Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girl
Alexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!
Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead


Robert walks up to Alex. and Al
Episode 2
The Ta-Ta For Now Toddler



Time to reveal those votes ehhh haha you waited for it

First tribe is the uh yellow one tribe named La Mina meenie Minie mo kay

Spoiler: 1st vote
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dyrus


Spoiler: 2nd vote
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2 for darius


Spoiler: 3rd voete
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3 for dry ice


Spoiler: 444444
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1 vote for white man


Spoiler: the rest of them .
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look joshua it's over go home


except your new home is redemption island in an igloo ha it's no so cold any there!



other tribe red one so not the dating xof one... at least yet haha

Spoiler: 1st vote
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1 vote jess


Spoiler: 2nd vote
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1 vote reginald


Spoiler: 3rd vote
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2 votes reggie


Spoiler: 4thish
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3 votes rogenrola


Spoiler: 5
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2 votes jizz


Spoiler: six
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3 votes joselyn, 3 votes rejisssalk


Spoiler: seventhen
Image

4 votes jessie


Spoiler: 8th one
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4 votes jeis, 4 votes hey arno uh reginald!


Spoiler: second to last vote
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more than rektginald


Spoiler: etc
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bye go to your fancy new igloo with andrew or whoever white guy name



now it's time for your first go to your tribes and meet your tribe!!




Haschel and Brent walk into camp together before everyone else gets there on the drive home

Brent: my boyfriend was voted out can you give me a car :-(
Haschel: he's never coming back, time to face the facts
Brent; hold me instead
Haschel: too bad staples went out of business

im just assuming staples went out of business who the fuck has heard of staples since 2006


Image - "I have taken lightning er liking to dolphin whale shark girl, she is costumed and easily maniputated."


Robert: Let me teach you a song dear girl
Alexis: wh-eh-eh-ehh--errrrrhghh!
Robert: It's called "we form an alliance with Alex but every time the letter E this entire episode up to now is posted instead


Robert walks up to Alex.xis?

Alex: sur- im gonna stop
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"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #74  (isolation #15)  » Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:38 am

Episode 3
Post-Credit Sequence of regidemption Island


Flameaxe wrote:Image - "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW"

Image - "GOOD FUCKING JOB CUNTS IM GONNA DEDEMPTION MY WAY BACK INTO THIS GAME AND BONE CLUB YOUR ASS INTO FUCKING SUBMISSION BUT FIRST ima go get some dank nugs brb lol"

Image - "this ASSKICKING brought to you by MOTHERFUCKIN HUNGRY JACKS BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ"

Image

Image - "FUCK I MISSED BONE CLUB OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Image - "OOOOHHHH ACE-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Image - "O-NED!"
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #78  (isolation #16)  » Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:04 am

Episode 4 and a half episodes
The Reason
by Hoobastank


Immediately upon returning to camp, Robert Pattinson gathers his forces to carrie out his strategic goals

Image - "what I want to do is? We're gonna split the vote 5-4-3-2-1 blastoff. that way if the 5 person plays an idol, we still got the 4, and if the 4 person plays an idol, we got the 3, and if the 3 vote person plays an idol, we got the 2, and if the"

Robbie: So we 5 vote for Brent
Alexis: *whinnies*
Jack: Who do I vote for?
Robbie: You vote for Alexis
Alex: Who do I vote for?
Robbie: You're on the 2 vote plan with Reck voting for Brent
Brent: Who do I vote for?
Boston Robbie: You vote with the 3 people votes on Haschel
Brent: Good work team

Image - "I feel really confident in Robbie as our alliance commander in chief, but I am thinking he might not have my long term game in mind. I think the 5 votes on me at tribal council from the plan could be bad for me in the long run when I am voted out tonight"

Image - "So there was somehow a alliance consisting of everyone in the tribe except for me but they're splitting the votes on each other so I guess it's cool"

Meanwhile in also on Survivor,

Image - "I want to get out Robbie Rotten because he's a weirdo and it's my dutiful role as a bully to take those outcasts down a notch amen"

Jess: I think right now Robbie is really bad for your game, he keeps telling everyone you like to shove thermometors in your blowhole
Alexis: You just made an accurate game observation and I do not like that

Image - "JESS! IS! THE! WORST!"

Image - "I heard Jess told Alexis her opinion and that was really wrong of her to do, what a bitch tbh"

Alexis storms to confront Robbie about these allegations

Alexis: ROBERT. why are you telling everyone my secret fetish
Robbie: I didn't know was secret
Alexis: It's secret we touched pinkies for it and everything
Robbie: Well okay I'm not a perfect person...
Alexis: please st
Robbie: There's many things I wish I didn't do
Robbie: What ever happened to those Hoobastank fellows anyways
Robbie: Huh their career is still going strong
Robbie: Well you know, not actually strong
Robbie: They released an album called For(N)ever, how clever
Robbie: Their greatest hits album is called Don't Touch My Moustache, probably some inside joke no one understands
Robbie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o--wKIgVaQ
Robbie: This was a single and it has 8 comments what a shitty existence
Alexis: You are not addressing the problem
Robbie: The song also has a wikipedia page
Robbie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incomplet ... stank_song)
Robbie: To me, it looks pretty..........





















































































































incomplete !! ;) ;) ;) ;)
Reck: I am voting you out

TRIblongo

Spoiler: Amrican idols?
Nah bro u better relax


Spoiler: first vote
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1 vote brent


Spoiler: first vote
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2 votes brantsteele


Spoiler: first vote
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3 votes br0nte


Spoiler: first vote
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1 vote Robby a free elf


Spoiler: first vote
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2 votes robert


Spoiler: first vote
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3 votes roberto


Spoiler: first vote
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4 votes for rotten apple


Spoiler: first vote
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5 votes for mr memes himself sad face


Spoiler: last vote vote
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Robbie the trib has spoke but u can win at the redemption island to save the world and the cheerleader


Spoiler: Last Words
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"Only shooting stars break the mold
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #83  (isolation #17)  » Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:11 am

this game is the EPITOME of a real
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #87  (isolation #18)  » Wed May 17, 2017 11:48 pm

Episode 5ish
Haikuld you not


The tribes casually enter the REDEMPTION ARENA, which is actually just the parking lot of an abandoned combination pizza hut and taco bell (im at the pizza hut).

Lets bring in the victims

Image - Jeshy McJesh

Image - Regibro of TSM infame

Image - Senor Roberto Rotten voted out at the last treble

...

"Robbina, you look upset"

Image - "I am upset, jeff
i was looking forward to
voting out my mom"

Image - "why are you speaking in poems and robbie isnt your mom lets do a challenge"

Redemption Challenge #1: Extreme Musical Chairs


When the song ends sit down theres 3 chairs but one of them is actually a table sit in the chairs and you win!



Reginald quickly sits in what he hopes is a chair....


IT IS! REGINALD WINS!

Jesh sits on the table thinking it is a chair and it breaks oops now he has the splinters! Robbie Rotten survives redemption island! Jesh im sorry but get out

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Alexis goes back
To camp and she is so pissed
Because she liked Rob

Image - HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
LOOK AT ME I AM DOLPHIN
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

Alexis storms off
Into the woods and she finds
A magic carpet

Image - "I must fly away
To the sky until I find--
Wait, is this idol??"

Hidden carpet thing
Secretly hidden idol
For immunity

Back at other camp
Robbina finds idol too
But it's not carpet

Mariah and Matt
make alliance with Chafee
Who doesn't like her

Image - "This alliance works
For me until I can go
Find someone with class"

- - - - - --- - - -

IMMUNITAD CHALLONGE: HAND ON HARD ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


I need you all to go out into the jungle and find something hard to hold on to. It must be at least a hardness of shore D 150 or it doesnt count. Whoever holds onto it the hardest and with the most gusto wins immunity and i guess the rest of their tribe can also have it.

survivors ready? hold on time out why is robbie rotten here? he's supposed to be on redemption.

Image - "i am number one
i number one number one
i am number one"

Image - "get atta here you wicked mohron"

The challenge begins. Jack goes out and finds a stick. Solid first outing, can he do any better?

Dyrone gets a hard hat? Who the fuck left that there? Good snag!

Jess comes back with Dan's emotional stability, thats pretty soft, not going to cut it!

Mariah comes back with a multi-decade music career, SOLID!

Reck finds a bag of gummy bears, honestly are you even trying?

Chafee and Cream finds a chips ahoy cookie that was left in the microwave for 3 whole minutes, its rock hard!




I think we can call it here, Dating Xof wins! You definitely have the touch when it comes to hard objects!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Image - "I'm voting Haschel
He is too schemey
Dolphin girl will help"

Reck: Haschel and Brent
Are inseparable so we
Must split them apart

Alexis: okay
But you voted out Robbie
How can I trust you?

Reck: Look at me, bitch
Trust this fist inside your ass
If you don't trust me

Image - "I am the swing vote
Haschel, Arnold, and Brent want
me to vote for Jack

But Reck disagrees
He says those three are too close
He has Alex too"

Image - "We have Jack and Reck
All we need is Alexis
Jess will flip if tie"

Jack: If you keep me
I will do all that I can
To protect your beau

Jess: Okay well that
Kinda makes me want you out
I must beat Kilby

Tartar Sauce

Spoiler: First vote
Jack


Spoiler: Second vote
Haschel


Spoiler: Third vote
Jack


Spoiler: Fourth vote
Haschel


Spoiler: Fifth vote
Jack


Spoiler: Sixth vote
Haschel


Spoiler: Seventh vote
Jack


Spoiler: Eighth vote
Jack

Bye bye man, Jack



Spoiler: Final Words
Image - "This was not good time
Wouldn't recommend to friend
Zero out of ten"
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf


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