Survivor Mafiascum Rankdown (Properly Dead. Leave it dead)

[Haschel Cedricson]

458. Whomp - Mushroom Kingdom

"Hi, I'm Whomp, and I just want to mention that this is by far the most retarded competition I've ever been in."

Probably my last Mushroom Kingdom cut for now, but as Drench said, that game had far too many players, and a good portion of them didn't bring a whole lot to the table. Whomp was a guy who intentionally voted himself into an Arena Challenge in order to challenge Cheep Cheep. Whomp didn't like the endurance-esque challenge and gave up, then posted the above quote in the public MS thread, revealing his identity.

ahahaha i literally just messaged xof and suggested she cut whomp

[Haschel Cedricson]

Elizabeth Warren shoots high up the Entertaining Rankings simply by virtue of that quote.

[Haschel Cedricson]

I

wanted to keep her and ditch Mint.

[Haschel Cedricson]

-I don't trust other players being able to somehow hack into here and get the info.

Comically enough he was right; there was an item in the auction that let you read an eliminated player's confessional.

[Haschel Cedricson]

My heart only has room for one Rory. <3

[Haschel Cedricson]

He loves you even when you'd rather not return the favour.

But you love him. It's the very next line of the song.

[Haschel Cedricson]

Everyone in my house, including me, is feeling sick yo. Post incoming, but calm yourselves dear god.

Well then get out of your house!

[Haschel Cedricson]

No rules prohibit using the second idols early.

[Haschel Cedricson]

Didn't they stop doing that because winning the car was an excellent way to make the jury think "Hey, you already won a car; somebody else can have the million dollars."?

[Haschel Cedricson]

Aww, I was really hoping to be the best 23rd-placer.

[Haschel Cedricson]

I want to preemptively point out that Magikoopa made a ton of hilarious and entertaining MSPaints that are lost to the Tinypic aether.

[Haschel Cedricson]

Mushroom Kingdom probably wasn't a "good" game in an objective sense but it was indeed fun and I will always have fond memories of it.

On an unrelated note, there are only three placements that have been untouched so far: No winners have been cut, no second-placers have been cut, and no... ninth-placers? Apparently there's something about 9th that leads to entertaining characters.

[Haschel Cedricson]

this is the part where I re-traumatise everyone by mentioning Summertime isn't it
(it's a pity non-anons aren't included here, but I can understand why)

On one hand Magic Kingdom would be my highest ranking. But on the other Botswana would be my lowest, so it's a mixed bag.

[Haschel Cedricson]

wow i didnt know tonights episode is 24 and a half hours long

better fix the dvr

[Haschel Cedricson]

Dammit, I came here to bitch about the lack of cuts in the last 24 hours and I've already been beaten to it.

[Haschel Cedricson]

I didn't know Zeno was compound interest.

[Haschel Cedricson]

This isn't directly related to the Rankdown, but the other day Crazy and others on Skype were discussing which tribe was statistically the most loyal. I'm no fancy statistician but I think it has to be the Blue Bells because we kept that shit going across two completely unrelated games, and that fact was noted by the spectators as it was happening.

[Haschel Cedricson]

I should try playing Survivor while having sex.

I've only played while putting off sex

I have done this both as a player and as a moderator. Frankly I'm surprised my wife puts up with this game.

[Haschel Cedricson]

ALERT: drench has responded to my nagging by promising to do a cut today

He's in Australia so that's code for tomorrow. :-/

[Haschel Cedricson]

Lol, y'all are gonna have to wait til I'm in Austin and even then, probs not.

But I can bully you in person to make more cuts!

[Haschel Cedricson]

It is a far, far better thing I do for Mafiascum than I have ever done.