Dance of the Title Fairy: Accepting Applications

McMenno · Post Post #2 (isolation #0) » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:42 pm

because psyche is an authoritarian figure I will not participate in discussions here unless relevant. have mercy

McMenno · Post Post #59 (isolation #1) » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:09 am

get it because mith's title is godfather xdxdxd

McMenno · Post Post #74 (isolation #2) » Sat Feb 25, 2017 4:56 am

In post 0, Psyche wrote:3. Be civil. Even if you feel you have to say something contentious, you'll just have to be even *more* courteous about it.

you tried, Psyche

pedit I like this new rule

McMenno · Post Post #81 (isolation #3) » Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:05 am

In post 79, Creature wrote:
In post 72, Psyche wrote:Oh, right! I forgot the 48 hours rule! So sorry guys; for now on, I'll wait 48 hours for further discussion before giving anyone a title.

worse than improper meme usage is memes thaf are improperly formatted; creature this is your first and final warning

McMenno · Post Post #125 (isolation #4) » Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:14 pm

it's still a bad title

McMenno · Post Post #135 (isolation #5) » Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:44 pm

In post 129, xofelf wrote:
In post 113, Kublai Khan wrote:Can we stop trying to give Title Fairies new titles to honor their ascension? It kinda highlights the problem "let's give a title for the sake of giving a title".
Man, you're like, taking this way too seriously, ya know? Could you like, chill the fuck out a bit? They're just lines of text man. Is there need to get so hostile about it, bro? It'll be fiiiiiiine.

no it won't be fine nothing is fine it never will be fine shut up > : (

McMenno · Post Post #167 (isolation #6) » Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:43 am

aren't we all

McMenno · Post Post #185 (isolation #7) » Tue Feb 28, 2017 5:04 am

McMenno · Post Post #281 (isolation #8) » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:46 am

grats ye

McMenno · Post Post #312 (isolation #9) » Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:55 am

I hate snark attack

McMenno · Post Post #379 (isolation #10) » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:48 am

fifth cheater

McMenno · Post Post #507 (isolation #11) » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:30 am

why does lil uzi vert suddenly have "poot" as his title

McMenno · Post Post #542 (isolation #12) » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:29 pm

we must solve the "poot" mystery

McMenno · Post Post #580 (isolation #13) » Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:28 am

In post 576, Psyche wrote:those aren't poots they're beans

aren't we all

McMenno · Post Post #631 (isolation #14) » Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:06 pm

she asked for her previous title to be removed

McMenno · Post Post #720 (isolation #15) » Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:24 pm

I request the title

U93R H4X0R 0V3RL0RD

McMenno · Post Post #1019 (isolation #16) » Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:44 pm

did people actually think this was real? that's pathetic. maybe it was because it was vonflare that suggested it being an april fools' prank first?

anyway if this turned out to

not

be an april fools' prank, I would change my title back, and I'm sure lots of others would too.

but seriously, did people really think

psyche

of all people would implement this change? right around april fools' too? c'mon.

McMenno · Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:23 pm

In post 1029, PJ. wrote:If the current system had merits, I'd point them out. But it doesn't and fashioning an argument in a way that acknowledges that which doesn't exist is silly.

Also attempting to reason with anyone on this site is a fool's errand.

more like a fools' errand amirite amirite

McMenno · Post Post #1058 (isolation #18) » Sat Apr 01, 2017 3:22 am

I liked this goof as nahdia calls them

McMenno · Post Post #1067 (isolation #19) » Sat Apr 01, 2017 3:53 am

I'm still discussion banned as well not_mafia

McMenno · Post Post #1085 (isolation #20) » Sat Apr 01, 2017 9:39 am

not we all are

McMenno · Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:15 am

thanks psyche

McMenno · Post Post #1134 (isolation #22) » Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:05 am

McMenno · Post Post #1170 (isolation #23) » Tue Apr 04, 2017 8:55 am

what happens when you fuse aristophanes and zakk

btw I don't mind being U93R H4X0R 0V3RL0RD for a bit longer

McMenno · Post Post #1191 (isolation #24) » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:13 pm

In post 1182, Psyche wrote:when i get the time and a computer i'll fix things up
we are officially in the old system

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=29671
rude tbh

McMenno · Post Post #1231 (isolation #25) » Wed Apr 05, 2017 4:54 am

In post 1225, The Bulge wrote:(Context)

there are two n's in mcmenno

McMenno · Post Post #1263 (isolation #26) » Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:02 am

In post 1262, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:
In post 1258, Nahdia wrote:vonflare needs less votes

McMenno · Post Post #1269 (isolation #27) » Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:10 am

I feel ambivalent

McMenno · Post Post #1273 (isolation #28) » Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:19 am

noot-noot

McMenno · Post Post #1274 (isolation #29) » Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:20 am

I wonder how many more votes I'd have gotten if I had made my title "aren't we all"

McMenno · Post Post #1287 (isolation #30) » Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:44 am

I hate mice tbh. eradicate 'em when you see 'em

McMenno · Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:13 am

my life is a lie

see that rhymes

McMenno · Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:25 pm

why is this thread over 50 pages already

McMenno · Post Post #1407 (isolation #33) » Mon Apr 10, 2017 9:39 pm

no std, he hasn't approved any titles yet. he's new to this, doncha know?

McMenno · Post Post #1464 (isolation #34) » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:19 am

aren't we all

McMenno · Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:51 am

In post 1527, Psyche wrote:what if we had an additional title fairy whose sole job is to "fix the op"

I could do that

McMenno · Post Post #1589 (isolation #36) » Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:23 pm

it's a shit title

McMenno · Post Post #1591 (isolation #37) » Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:25 pm

aren't we all

McMenno · Sun Apr 23, 2017 10:44 am

aren't we all AMIRITE UP TOP

McMenno · Sun Apr 23, 2017 11:47 am

In post 1639, Aristophanes wrote:
In post 1637, TheRealGin-N-Tonic wrote:
In post 1636, vonflare wrote:Don't lump doot in with salmon KK
Why? They're both things that're never going to happen
Aren't we all?

Aren't We All? is a play by Frederick Lonsdale.

At the core of the drawing room comedy's slim plot is the Hon. William Tatham who, having been consigned to the proverbial doghouse for a romantic indiscretion, is determined to catch his self-righteous wife in an extramarital kiss of her own, while a society grande dame attempts to snare herself a peer prone to afternoon assignations with shopgirls at the British Museum.

The play premiered on Broadway on May 21, 1923 with a cast that included Leslie Howard. Neither this production nor a revival two years later was successful.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aren%27t_We_All%3F

McMenno · Sun Apr 23, 2017 12:58 pm

In post 1660, Kublai Khan wrote:They only like you for your power, Psyche.

true

McMenno · Post Post #1669 (isolation #41) » Sun Apr 23, 2017 1:07 pm

stop pushing your shitty title

McMenno · Post Post #1738 (isolation #42) » Wed Apr 26, 2017 6:50 am

nth the zakk thing

McMenno · Post Post #1804 (isolation #43) » Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:54 pm

happy cake day psyche

McMenno · Post Post #1814 (isolation #44) » Thu Apr 27, 2017 8:28 pm

In post 1806, Psyche wrote:
In post 1804, McMenno wrote:happy cake day psyche
THANK YOU MCMENNO
EVERYONE, BE MORE LIKE MCMENNO

thanks

In post 1808, PJ. wrote:
In post 1802, Shaziro wrote:Ok but doot is a bad title

also this x1000

McMenno · Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:16 am

oops I forgot it's called scumday here

silly me

McMenno · Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:25 pm

abolish not_mafia

McMenno · Wed May 03, 2017 12:31 am

isn't that cephrir

McMenno · Post Post #1930 (isolation #48) » Thu May 04, 2017 4:14 am

but UT has a title

McMenno · Post Post #1931 (isolation #49) » Thu May 04, 2017 4:14 am

In post 1928, Chuck wrote:
In post 1925, Toogeloo wrote:Nominate whoever has the oldest active account without a special title on the site for "Old Fart."
Meh.

aren't we all

McMenno · Fri May 12, 2017 10:30 am

why not just dethrone psyche if you're doing this

McMenno · Fri May 12, 2017 11:03 am

*awkwardly tries to look away*

McMenno · Post Post #2216 (isolation #52) » Sat May 27, 2017 4:23 pm

I sign the petition

McMenno · Post Post #2281 (isolation #53) » Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:25 pm

In post 2258, Gamma Emerald wrote:
In post 2257, Annadog40 wrote:
In post 2256, Ankamius wrote:
In post 2253, Wisdom wrote:
In post 2248, vonflare wrote:
In post 2236, Psyche wrote:am i handing out titles too freely

I don't have one yet, so no

aren't we all

McMenno · Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:37 am

In post 2291, Not_Mafia wrote:
Nth

In post 2292, xyzzy wrote:
In post 2291, Not_Mafia wrote:
Nth

In post 2293, Alisae wrote:
In post 2291, Not_Mafia wrote:
Nth

McMenno · Post Post #2330 (isolation #55) » Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:02 am

aren't we all

McMenno · Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:19 pm

In post 2402, Psyche wrote:would it or would it not be a waste of time to make a tool for brainstorming titles based on a set of schticks ur interested in mentioning

aren't we all

McMenno · Thu Jun 22, 2017 12:11 pm

In post 2461, PJ. wrote:Guys. Help. I'm being accosted by a weeb.

McMenno · Thu Jun 22, 2017 12:13 pm

I heard that if you stole enough of psyche's pagetops his soul would be sucked out and he'd die

McMenno · Post Post #2592 (isolation #59) » Wed Jun 28, 2017 1:04 pm

In post 2583, Psyche wrote:Psyche (03:43)
ive decided to ban lalaladucks from the title fairy thread
Psyche (03:43)
for hubris

In post 2584, Psyche wrote:nvm i dont know how to ban people

just ban lalalasucks from the site

McMenno · Post Post #2659 (isolation #60) » Fri Jun 30, 2017 3:08 pm

In post 2657, Firebringer wrote:Wow, pscyhe is really putting down the hammer lately.

aren't we all

McMenno · Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:57 pm

he's going through a phase

McMenno · Post Post #2691 (isolation #62) » Wed Jul 05, 2017 5:45 am

In post 2685, Gorkington wrote:sometimes i wonder why i even bother, every day i come into the title thread and i bring my mother fucking a-game and meanwhile people like davsto come in and just suggest shit title after shit title.
like, really dav? you thought that
dooteragonist
was going to get approved? what does that even mean dav? what does that even god damn mean?

people like you

make.
me.
sick.

bottomfeeders.
the lowest of the low.
coming in and leeching off of site memes instead of coming up with high quality content.

at the very least you could make a fucking topical joke like "did his dooty" in honour of sleepykrew or something instead of filling up this thread with subpar posting. is it any wonder that nobody plays mafia on this site anymore? i think its pretty clear that subpar shitposting like this is why theres an exodus from the site right now. people are fucking fleeing, trying to get away, trying to avert their eyes from the literal fucking horror.

i remember a time when davsto used to make real puns and not thrown together garbage doot compound words.
i remember a time when titles were actually good.
i remember a time when this site wasnt just a stomping ground for complacent idiocy.

psyche deserves better from you all.
lets not forget that i deserve better for god's sake. you think its okay to elect me your queen and then not produce high quality posting for me to read every day?
i never wanted to become monarch of a pile of shit.
i never asked for this.
but you put this responsibility in my hands.
you did this to me.
and this is how you repay me?

strive to be better.
strive to be better than this.
mafiascum deserves so much better than this.

aren't we all

McMenno · Post Post #2797 (isolation #63) » Sun Jul 16, 2017 7:56 am

In post 2793, Psyche wrote:it's an opportunity to have a little fun at banned people's expense

McMenno · Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:39 am

In post 2868, Alisae wrote:
In post 2867, Alchemist21 wrote:
In post 2866, Nexus wrote:Relationship based titles are stupid.
also the title is just bad and dull.

McMenno · Wed Aug 23, 2017 11:07 am

In post 2937, vonflare wrote:I see all these 2016ers getting titles and I'm like "eh, whatever" but I swear if
elbrin
gets a title before me I'm quitting the site

no, kill all 2016ers

McMenno · Post Post #4435 (isolation #66) » Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:20 pm

In post 4428, Davsto wrote:serious suggestion can we ban these two from the thread for a bit

nominate davsto for

Farce of Habit

ecks dee

McMenno · Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:15 pm

McMenno · Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:26 pm

I'm not for or against it

McMenno · Post Post #4669 (isolation #69) » Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:00 am

In post 4652, Cheetory6 wrote:It's kind of weird to lump in trolling in general with white nationalism.

vonflare = white nationalism???

McMenno · Post Post #4681 (isolation #70) » Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:51 am

it's funny because they had it before and asked to have it removed because it doesn't really have anythng to do with them so this is an exercise in futility I love clogging up the title thread trololol

I mean aren't we all

McMenno · Post Post #4725 (isolation #71) » Tue Feb 20, 2018 9:32 pm

did zakk know his time was near, I wonder

McMenno · Post Post #4730 (isolation #72) » Wed Feb 21, 2018 5:08 am

You can't nominate yourself

McMenno · Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:58 am

In post 4752, Errantparabola wrote:It's not too far off from Tatsuya Kaname's "for information" (a title based on one dubiously funny moment from an early game onto a relatively new user) but IIRC that was being memed to hell and back by a couple more prominent users who pushed heavily for the title. And even then it was met with a good amount of resistance.

dammit I was going to link that
viewtopic.php?p=7090919#p7090919

rudeparabola

McMenno · Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:54 pm

McMenno · Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:03 am

In post 4818, Alisae wrote:AND YOU HAVE PROBABLY DONE IT BEFORE

I must say, as a seventeen year old, that I have never lied about my age, and will continue to not lie until I turn 18. There are a lot of sites that don't require age verification, after all. If you know where to look, at least.

McMenno · Post Post #4913 (isolation #76) » Fri Mar 02, 2018 1:26 pm

Damn,. people have a short memory.

McMenno · Post Post #4952 (isolation #77) » Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:56 am

zoraster's title should be crossed out now

McMenno · Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:50 am

no it's because he doesn't have the title "Consigliere" anymore

McMenno · Mon Mar 26, 2018 12:09 pm

what is the bbmolla video

McMenno · Sun Apr 01, 2018 12:46 pm

yes Open Book

McMenno · Post Post #5056 (isolation #81) » Wed Apr 04, 2018 3:53 am

is this going anywhere or

McMenno · Post Post #5099 (isolation #82) » Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:25 am

lazy psyche

McMenno · Thu Apr 05, 2018 12:51 pm

aren't we all

McMenno · Post Post #5110 (isolation #84) » Fri Apr 06, 2018 1:24 am

In post 5103, Pine wrote:
In post 5102, McMenno wrote:aren't we all
no

you're not my REAL head

McMenno · Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:42 pm

I believe Ari

Pays the Rent

McMenno · Post Post #5217 (isolation #86) » Sat Apr 14, 2018 7:27 am

In post 5215, Mathdino wrote:I don't have a clever communist title yet
Right now Im just hoping Mulch gets enough noms and discussion between those two options
Sometimes it feels like the non mafia forums have kind of become the old Boys club of mafiascum tbh
Im working on solid titles for well known current players more than speakeasy thread titles

maybe because mafia is terrible and people emigrate to the non-mafia parts after having played mafia too much

McMenno · Post Post #5331 (isolation #87) » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:44 am

McMenno · Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:17 am

In post 5374, vonflare wrote:
In post 5372, Wisdom wrote:
In post 5370, Mathdino wrote:
In post 5369, RedFlavor wrote:
In post 5368, Not_Mafia wrote:No

McMenno · Post Post #5415 (isolation #89) » Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:11 am

Nth blank banner gone

McMenno · Post Post #5475 (isolation #90) » Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:07 pm

no do the banner

McMenno · Sun Apr 29, 2018 11:16 am

In post 5570, Centipede Syndrome wrote:Humans are soon going to be obsolete kek.
I, for one, welcome our coming AI overlords.

Nth

McMenno · Sun May 06, 2018 10:48 pm

In post 5753, Haschel Cedricson wrote:Am I ever going to get a title?

"Mafia Scum"

McMenno · Mon May 07, 2018 12:38 pm

I think either the title should be given or psyche should retroactively go through

all

titles and remove the bad ones

McMenno · Post Post #5880 (isolation #94) » Sun May 13, 2018 7:55 am

ye that^

McMenno · Tue May 15, 2018 12:12 am

aren't we all

McMenno · Wed May 30, 2018 11:41 pm

In post 6057, Nosferatu wrote:
In post 6056, Spiffeh wrote:
In post 6054, Psyche wrote:the more the mariar

nth

nth

McMenno · Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:20 am

congratulations deathrowkitty

McMenno · Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:20 am

In post 6164, Psyche wrote:i kinda want to put an avatar meme here but i’m already being a bit grandiloquent

aren't we all