Mini 1891: Fat Boy Mafia [Over]

[TwoFace]

Rule 0: Don't be a dick. - If you are being a dick, you run the risk of force-replacement or modkill. You may or may not be warned.

Uh oh. I'll try really hard.

[TwoFace]

Grey
Pine
Implosion

Nosferatu
Fire
Prana
Persivul
TwoFace
Wheme

---------<--- line of lynchability

Desperado
Alz


VOTE: desperado

In not top of your list?

VOTE: pieg

[TwoFace]

*I'm

[TwoFace]

Nice omgus

[TwoFace]

vote: Alz

For not knowing fat bastards use Diet Coke to pretend they're dieting.

The cool kids use Coke Zero now cause Diet Coke is gross.

Personally I'm addicted to diet Mountain Dew.

[TwoFace]

VOTE: grey

[TwoFace]

grey noting firebringer noting massive ignoring him noted

[TwoFace]

VOTE: Grey

Let's just kill him now and save 10 or 20 thread pages.

yes great idea. I don't need anyone competing with me for the most posts in a game

[TwoFace]

challenge accepted

[TwoFace]

When will we be friends persivul?

Never. I don't come to a mafia site to make friends. Makes playing the game more difficult.

finally somebody else who thinks like me

[TwoFace]

When will we be friends persivul?

Never. I don't come to a mafia site to make friends. Makes playing the game more difficult.

finally somebody else who thinks like me

Maybe you two should be friends

[TwoFace]

Kinda wanna vote you, but I kinda wanna keep my vote on grey

you could pretend you are a double voter like that other guy

[TwoFace]

Kinda wanna vote you, but I kinda wanna keep my vote on grey

Right, because lynching the vig is totally pro-town.

it's a negative utility and nobody trusts you with a gun

[TwoFace]

But isn't Whemestar in the scum spot?

maybe if we were playing mafia in 1999

[TwoFace]

Twoface and alz are meh
Massive is also meh but worse cause he could be actively engaging but picking bad posts to focus on.

I can't really scumread Alz off a vote on the first page. 2F maybe, but not really?

I mean, he takes any opportunity to vote me anyway.

The bolded is a lie.

[TwoFace]

I don't need an alibi

[TwoFace]

My grey vote wasn't serious.

[TwoFace]

That would be hilarious?

[TwoFace]

Hilarious would be lynching grey before the end of page 5

[TwoFace]

no it wasn't. why are you being a party pooper?

[TwoFace]

no it wasn't. why are you being a party pooper?

It's not like he was on it anyway.

I know that, but he should get on it.

[TwoFace]

the only way I'll eat celery is completely covered in peanut butter

[TwoFace]

Gotta try that

[TwoFace]

Just checked and this is the first game he's started from scratch. He replaced in the other games.

[TwoFace]

So if grey is scum, check whemestar

[TwoFace]

No I'm not.

[TwoFace]

He could be lie detector

[TwoFace]

yeah he doesn't have a double vote. not sure why he is pretending he does

[TwoFace]

I don't pay attention to pronouns

[TwoFace]

No. I just play on my mobile and don't really see them.

[TwoFace]

Pine. She's one funny chick.

[TwoFace]

Sweet pine is faking a post restriction. This is going to be an interesting game

[TwoFace]

coke zero and diet coke are literally the same shit with a different label colour

Yet they taste differently

[TwoFace]

So grey is probably scum.

[TwoFace]

So grey is probably scum.

Why?

His original reaction to getting run up, specifically the way he reacted to your vote specifically. Now his reaction to you again. They give me bad vibes

[TwoFace]

So grey is probably scum.

Why?

It's his standard opinion. Don't expect much in the way of a rational explanation.

And see this is a lie. So he's trying to discredit me before I can even respond.

[TwoFace]

I challenge you grey to find evidence that my standard opinion of you is always scum.

[TwoFace]

Well I don't really trust anyone else's opinion

[TwoFace]

I'll have to go back and look at the game I played where grey was scum and lynched. I don't remember that kind of reactions you are saying

[TwoFace]

I challenge you grey to find evidence that my standard opinion of you is always scum.

Just throwing it out there cause it's impossible to do.

We have 2 completed games together. You were lynched as scum in 1, I was scum in the other. Any other game is ongoing but even if you could reference them, they wouldn't help you.

[TwoFace]

So you just admitted you lied. So yeah scum caught. Thanks

[TwoFace]

His original reaction to getting run up, specifically the way he reacted to your vote specifically. Now his reaction to you again. They give me bad vibes

He was at L-2 on page 3. He questioned Percivul on why he put him at L-2 so fast. What seemed scummy to you in that?

There was a conversation between them where grey's response and reaction didn't seem townie to me. It seemed more nervous scum. Let me go find it.

[TwoFace]

The L-2 didn't concern me. You being happy to put the wagon there on page 3 with nary a word of notice did because it put the wagon in lolhammer territory.

Ah, so two more people would have had to vote you without counting for an lolhammer...but it would have been

my

fault as the third-to-last guy for not giving a VC. Got it!

Considering you were the fifth vote in three pages with the other four spread out and not instantly visible to the next players to vote, yes your vote was fairly opportune. The way votes were rolling along, it is quite within the realm of possibility that two other players could have come along and joined the wagon for shiggles before I pointed it out myself. Which is why I did, because nobody else was going to.

And you can't exactly say d1 flash lynches never happen. And you also can't say scum is caught from them.

So yes, I do hold you more responsible for your position on the wagon than, say, WhemeStar.

This post. But the 2 right before it also didn't seem town to me either

[TwoFace]

We'll he's my strongest scum read ATM so I'm good with my vote. Nobody is making a compelling case to change my mind or vote

[TwoFace]

Can I have a piece of your birthday cake?

Happy birthday btw

[TwoFace]

would be curious to hear more from twoface. i

Hear more from me about what?

Normally I'm actually fairly easy to sort, but this game started different and as such my play is now different

[TwoFace]

more about what you found sketchy early WRT grey.

Already explained including quotes. Plus he tried to discredit me with a lie before I could even respond and when prompted to support his lie has a minor hissy fit.

What else?

[TwoFace]

I don't have an opinion on Desperado yet but that wagon looks bad.

[TwoFace]

Dude stop the fake restriction

[TwoFace]

This will be my last interaction with you until you stop.

The wagon is bad cause 2 votes have no reasons attached and the 3rd used vague scummy buzzwords.

Also for me to believe your restriction you have to break it and mod issue a warning in game. Otherwise you're just trolling. Post restriction of yours makes no sense given the theme. I'd expect something fat related.

[TwoFace]

Where did I say I think he's town?

[TwoFace]

We were already out of rvs though

[TwoFace]

I thought you were referring to the 2nd time you voted him. My bad

[TwoFace]

I submitted the day kill.
Too late grey friend

Why do people not like you? Regardless your alignment I've enjoyed your posts so far.

[TwoFace]

Idk I've definitely seen people complaining about FB alts

[TwoFace]

My other alt is too serious and gets me into emotional meltdowns when I play. Not fun to play with the.
Also too try hard.

Unless ur talking about different alt, but I only play on one alt so

Who's your alt?

[TwoFace]

Didn't realize Prana was in the game, damn

[TwoFace]

I wish Pine would stop with the fake post restriction, really makes me want to vote him.

If it's fake (probably) and enough people vote him, he'll probably start talking.

I doubt he'd get modkilled for a slip if it's real so he could slip and mod issue an in game warning

[TwoFace]

pine definitely doesn't suck lmao

Depends which pine you get. I've seen games where he absolutely sucked.

[TwoFace]

Yeah the restriction isn't AI. I used to fake them all the time before I took mafia more serious. It's just a way to troll people.

I do think that if it were real he'd do more to use it to his advantage. Custom memes with his thoughts added for instance

[TwoFace]

why doesn't grey have more votes on him?

[TwoFace]

Nah he isn't

[TwoFace]

Why would I do that?

[TwoFace]

I thought that was part of your argument on him.

Nope. I never use meta for a reason to read somebody.

You tried to influence my read on him off meta and I did say I would go look at that past game but haven't had time. But in reality it probably wouldn't matter much cause I don't like using meta.

He's scummy this game and I think he's scum. I've not seen anything that makes me change my mind.

[TwoFace]

i am so lost. outside of grey I have no other scum reads. We have 8 more days left? jesus can we put this day out of it's misery? I'd rather take time and read at night and see what I can find after a flip.

[TwoFace]

If you play Cop and VT differently I think your playing wrong tbh.
I'm not saying you should play same every game but there's definitely going to be similarities.

I agree with this, but sometimes you just can't help it.

I definitely wouldn't intentionally go out and play differently because that raises suspicions. If you are a PR you should try and play like how you would as a VT

[TwoFace]

but I'd rather he wasn't vanity voting.

Somehow missed this.

I'm not vanity voting. Why do you think I am.

[TwoFace]

but I'd rather he wasn't vanity voting.

Somehow missed this.

I'm not vanity voting. Why do you think I am.

Because you're voting away from wagons and doing absolutely zero to push anyone else towards Grey?

If somebody would make a case that was convincing enough I'd consider changing my vote but nobody has really provided much. I can't take any of these larger wagons serious cause what grey did was legitimately scummy.

I just don't have the desire to argue with people right now.

[TwoFace]

Nah

[TwoFace]

When town is exhausted and doesn't really care.

[TwoFace]

I'm voting my top scum read. I've explained why you are. I've already done more than half of the players on this site ever do as town.

Lynch me if you must but I'm not replacing out and I'm not going to be aggressive until I'm ready to be.

[TwoFace]

I'm voting my top scum read. I've explained why you are. I've already done more than half of the players on this site ever do as town.

Lynch me if you must but I'm not replacing out and I'm not going to be aggressive until I'm ready to be.

So you're just admitting that you're lazy scum that's going to coast on a bad vote all day.

Gotcha.

Well I've provided more reasoning for my scum read than you have for all of your votes combined. If I'm lazy what does that make you?

Maybe you should take your own advice and replace out cause by your own opinion of who should replace out, you meet that criteria

[TwoFace]

Lynch me if you must

This is not what town!2Face says to a scumread.

You don't know what town 2F does and doesn't do

[TwoFace]

You already proved you don't know what I do as town, remember when you lied about me?

[TwoFace]

You never lied about me?

[TwoFace]

I challenge you grey to find evidence that my standard opinion of you is always scum.

Just throwing it out there cause it's impossible to do.

We have 2 completed games together. You were lynched as scum in 1, I was scum in the other. Any other game is ongoing but even if you could reference them, they wouldn't help you.

I don't give a fuck what you have to say, it's not going to stop me from believing what I believe and I'll make the same comment in any other games we play in together because you will jump to a scumread on me over stupid superficial bullshit so you might as well get used to seeing it.

Scum caught

See y'all day 2.

Goodnight

[TwoFace]

The explanation is in 256. Reading isn't your strong suit is it?

Cause you're apparently 7.

You said my standard opinion of you is always scum.

We've played 2 completed games together

You were actually scum in one

I was scum in the other.

Thus making your statement an untrue statement also known as a lie.

And fuck you for making me put more effort than I ever wanted to today.

[TwoFace]

Grey is caught scum
My vote isn't changing

Deuces bitches.

[TwoFace]

mod, replace me out please

Oh snap. I guess if you can't take the heat, get out the kitchen. Thanks for confirming you're slot is scum. Feel bad for you're replacement

[TwoFace]

mod, replace me out please

Town

Definitely not

[TwoFace]

OH NO I AM TOWN D:

Nice try but no.

[TwoFace]

Can someone summarize why things happened that would be reall cool thanks.

You're slot basically claimed scum.

The end

[TwoFace]

So here's a game we're going to play.
Whenever I am going to make a post.
Like this one.
You are going to describe why each individual post is scummy beyond surface level shit.
Doesn't that sound like fun?
Sure does to me.

nope don't want to play that game with you.

[TwoFace]

Aww, I thought you were in on a full on tunnel com'on!
Hunt me! You think I'm scum right?
Right? Right?

Your predecessor already got caught so I don't need to hunt you.

[TwoFace]

Well, no, if someone's being stubborn, pointing out to them that they're being stubborn usually does NOT work. Mafia or otherwise. How do you not know that?

Truth.

[TwoFace]

well that seems pointless

[TwoFace]

if this game is as easy as {nos, alz, wheme} i'm gonna laugh

well Alisae is scum so at least one of those is incorrect

[TwoFace]

i am impressed you can keep this charade up for this long. I don't understand the point of it though

[TwoFace]

/replace out please. Sorry can't get into this game especially when town is not going to lynch caught scum.

[TwoFace]

It's easy to town up a caught scum slot especially when idiots ignore it

[TwoFace]

I'm not adding value to this game. better someone who cares take my slot

[TwoFace]

TwoFace's replace out was also shitty.

So you would have rather me stay and been useless? I wasn't into the game. Why not let somebody come in and play to their win condition as if I stayed I probably wouldn't have.

[TwoFace]

I don't remember much about this game but from the looks of it i was tunneling on a town PR and was only right about pine who was obvious scum. i probably would not have figured persivul was scum and definitely not implosion

[TwoFace]

It's easy to be obv town, you just have to be genuine and put in effort

[TwoFace]

@ mod, I sincerely apologize for replacing out. I was in too many games, I was frustrated in too many games, and I really just wasn't into this one. I realize it is a lousy excuse but it is what it is.

I am taking a short break and when I come back limit myself to 1 game. It would be a lot easier if townies stopped playing so scummy.

[TwoFace]

It would be a lot easier if townies stopped playing so scummy.

if you can help me tell the difference i'm all ears.

[TwoFace]

Your team won so don't beat yourself up too much about it

[TwoFace]

I don't get the meme