Episode 4 and a half episodes
The Reason
by Hoobastank
Immediately upon returning to camp, Robert Pattinson gathers his forces to carrie out his strategic goals
- "what I want to do is? We're gonna split the vote 5-4-3-2-1 blastoff. that way if the 5 person plays an idol, we still got the 4, and if the 4 person plays an idol, we got the 3, and if the 3 vote person plays an idol, we got the 2, and if the"
Robbie: So we 5 vote for Brent
Alexis: *whinnies*
Jack: Who do I vote for?
Robbie: You vote for Alexis
Alex: Who do I vote for?
Robbie: You're on the 2 vote plan with Reck voting for Brent
Brent: Who do I vote for?
Boston Robbie: You vote with the 3 people votes on Haschel
Brent: Good work team
- "I feel really confident in Robbie as our alliance commander in chief, but I am thinking he might not have my long term game in mind. I think the 5 votes on me at tribal council from the plan could be bad for me in the long run when I am voted out tonight"
- "So there was somehow a alliance consisting of everyone in the tribe except for me but they're splitting the votes on each other so I guess it's cool"
Meanwhile in also on Survivor,
- "I want to get out Robbie Rotten because he's a weirdo and it's my dutiful role as a bully to take those outcasts down a notch amen"
Jess: I think right now Robbie is really bad for your game, he keeps telling everyone you like to shove thermometors in your blowhole
Alexis: You just made an accurate game observation and I do not like that
- "JESS! IS! THE! WORST!"
- "I heard Jess told Alexis her opinion and that was really wrong of her to do, what a bitch tbh"
Alexis storms to confront Robbie about these allegations
Alexis: ROBERT. why are you telling everyone my secret fetish
Robbie: I didn't know was secret
Alexis: It's secret we touched pinkies for it and everything
Robbie: Well okay I'm not a perfect person...
Alexis: please st
Robbie: There's many things I wish I didn't do
Robbie: What ever happened to those Hoobastank fellows anyways
Robbie: Huh their career is still going strong
Robbie: Well you know, not actually strong
Robbie: They released an album called For(N)ever, how clever
Robbie: Their greatest hits album is called Don't Touch My Moustache, probably some inside joke no one understands
Robbie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o--wKIgVaQ
Robbie: This was a single and it has 8 comments what a shitty existence
Alexis: You are not addressing the problem
Robbie: The song also has a wikipedia page
Robbie:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incomplet ... tank_song)
Robbie: To me, it looks pretty..........
incomplete !!
Reck: I am voting you out