Dance of the Title Fairy: Accepting Applications

Papa Zito · Post Post #8 (isolation #0) » Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:40 pm

nominate

zoraster

for

Consigliere

Papa Zito · Post Post #64 (isolation #1) » Sat Feb 25, 2017 4:37 am

Don't worry Panzer I'm working on your new one.

Papa Zito · Post Post #86 (isolation #2) » Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:28 am

#IronFist

Papa Zito · Post Post #172 (isolation #3) » Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:10 am

In post 165, Psyche wrote:No.

hnnnng

Papa Zito · Post Post #191 (isolation #4) » Tue Feb 28, 2017 5:46 pm

I like that this thread's reaction to the new site rule about spam posting is to reward a spam poster.

Papa Zito · Post Post #264 (isolation #5) » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:10 am

for posterity

Papa Zito · Post Post #266 (isolation #6) » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:13 am

something something https

Papa Zito · Post Post #280 (isolation #7) » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:44 am

where's my #IronFist

Papa Zito · Post Post #294 (isolation #8) » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:34 pm

In post 285, UpTooLate wrote:
In post 280, Papa Zito wrote:where's my #IronFist
You're not as #IronFist-ed as I thought you were tbh.

Whoa wtf is this slander.

Papa Zito · Post Post #296 (isolation #9) » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:41 pm

Where is FakeGod.

This titleless swine dares besmirch my character.

Papa Zito · Post Post #429 (isolation #10) » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:26 am

PSA: "anti-noms" are still not a thing

Papa Zito · Post Post #524 (isolation #11) » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:58 am

I'm telling you Psyche.

Create a new security group.

Add the people who have titles to it.

Give that group posting permissions to this forum.

problem solved

Papa Zito · Post Post #561 (isolation #12) » Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:58 pm

In post 547, Zulfy wrote:Zito fails to consider those of us who willingly stepped down from titlehood

Maybe people won't be so flippant about discarding something so precious then.

Papa Zito · Post Post #569 (isolation #13) » Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:03 am

oh my god

Papa Zito · Post Post #585 (isolation #14) » Wed Mar 22, 2017 2:11 am

If Psyche establishes that precedent I'd say yes.

somethingsomething supreme court

Papa Zito · Post Post #613 (isolation #15) » Wed Mar 22, 2017 2:49 pm

no no no that's how memes grow

Papa Zito · Post Post #649 (isolation #16) » Sun Mar 26, 2017 4:57 pm

Keep up the good work sleepykrew

Papa Zito · Post Post #656 (isolation #17) » Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:36 am

awful

Papa Zito · Post Post #662 (isolation #18) » Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:43 am

Papa Zito · Post Post #784 (isolation #19) » Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:13 am

This is so dumb.

Papa Zito · Post Post #803 (isolation #20) » Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:35 am

Why would I accept that nonsense.

I earned this title, like hell I'm gonna just throw it away because annadog can't type.

I hate everything.

Papa Zito · Post Post #807 (isolation #21) » Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:39 am

...no?

Papa Zito · Post Post #836 (isolation #22) » Fri Mar 31, 2017 4:05 am

Panzer endorsing this should tell you all you need to know.

Papa Zito · Post Post #1172 (isolation #23) » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:08 am

Glory to Ariszakkanes

Papa Zito · Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:34 pm

I don't know what to believe anymore

Papa Zito · Post Post #1201 (isolation #25) » Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:45 pm

In post 1199, Not_Mafia wrote:I like I'm no fool

best endorsement for doot I've heard yet

Papa Zito · Post Post #1205 (isolation #26) » Tue Apr 04, 2017 3:01 pm

In post 1202, Not_Mafia wrote:
In post 1201, Papa Zito wrote:
In post 1199, Not_Mafia wrote:I like I'm no fool
best endorsement for doot I've heard yet
Well I like you, so what does that say about you?

I don't know??

Papa Zito · Post Post #1218 (isolation #27) » Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:35 pm

I did my dooty.

Papa Zito · Post Post #1243 (isolation #28) » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:07 am

I did!

Papa Zito · Post Post #1254 (isolation #29) » Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:46 am

In post 1247, Not Chara wrote:that title is shit. do those four votes mean i have four friends? can i acquire a fifth friend?

oh woops I thought you secretly hated it so I didn't vote that one

Papa Zito · Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:08 am

In post 1292, Davsto wrote:
In post 1258, Nahdia wrote:vonflare needs fewer votes
ftfy

I'm struggling to find the pun.

Papa Zito · Sun Apr 09, 2017 11:10 am

In post 1390, Davsto wrote:I voted for it

Just doing my dooty

In post 1218, Papa Zito wrote:I did my dooty.

STEALING MY PUN
STEALING MY PUN

BAN FROM THREAD
SPACE JAIL
FIRE AND BRIMSTONE

Papa Zito · Post Post #1408 (isolation #32) » Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:39 am

Papa Zito · Post Post #1411 (isolation #33) » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:23 am

rabble

Papa Zito · Post Post #1423 (isolation #34) » Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:32 am

Don't worry vonflare we'll right this injustice.

Papa Zito · Post Post #1449 (isolation #35) » Thu Apr 13, 2017 3:05 am

He's using the formal form.

Papa Zito · Post Post #1522 (isolation #36) » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:03 am

I hereby proclaim April 22nd Doot Day.

I look forward to celebrating with you all tomorrow.

Papa Zito · Post Post #1568 (isolation #37) » Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:11 am

/support

Papa Zito · Post Post #1616 (isolation #38) » Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:16 am

I have no idea what the Lily thing means.

I'm assuming it's some anime character

Papa Zito · Post Post #1677 (isolation #39) » Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:52 pm

Where's mah doot

Papa Zito · Post Post #1685 (isolation #40) » Mon Apr 24, 2017 6:16 am

I am not a doot

Papa Zito · Post Post #1752 (isolation #41) » Wed Apr 26, 2017 9:47 am

In post 1745, Psyche wrote:For now though, we tolerate the status quo for iust a little longer.

never

Papa Zito · Post Post #1856 (isolation #42) » Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:32 am

Where doot

Papa Zito · Post Post #1859 (isolation #43) » Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:28 am

Well I'm not.

Papa Zito · Post Post #1916 (isolation #44) » Tue May 02, 2017 7:58 am

"I am doot."
-vonflare 2017

Papa Zito · Post Post #2020 (isolation #45) » Wed May 10, 2017 3:06 pm

Doot tho

Papa Zito · Post Post #2197 (isolation #46) » Thu May 25, 2017 3:45 am

In post 2195, Annadog40 wrote:Do anti noms even do anything? And if they don't do anything, will people still do them anyway? Tune in later in this thread to find out.

They don't do anything, no. It's just a way for people to very lazily say they disagree with a title.

Papa Zito · Post Post #2200 (isolation #47) » Thu May 25, 2017 4:44 am

leave my mom out of this

Papa Zito · Post Post #2329 (isolation #48) » Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:24 pm

and with that Psyche births a new religion

Papa Zito · Post Post #2342 (isolation #49) » Sat Jun 10, 2017 5:28 pm

I appreciate what you guys are trying to do here but this doesn't even begin to cover EP's talents.

Papa Zito · Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:51 am

Hey Psyche I think it's time to take this one down.

Papa Zito · Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:53 am

In post 2389, Papa Zito wrote:Hey Psyche I think it's time to remove my title.

Papa Zito · Post Post #2448 (isolation #52) » Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:31 am

In post 2445, kraska77 wrote:Americans' russophobia is amusing

I grew up being told the Russians hated me and everything about me and where I live and they could decide to kill us all at any second and there's nothing we could do to stop it.

lol xd

Papa Zito · Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:16 am

In post 2391, Papa Zito wrote:
In post 2389, Papa Zito wrote:Hey Psyche I think it's time to remove my title.

Papa Zito · Post Post #2490 (isolation #54) » Fri Jun 23, 2017 8:30 am

In post 2455, vonflare wrote:papa zito needs a new title, stat.

Jack of all trades kinda fits tbh

Papa Zito · Post Post #2494 (isolation #55) » Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:36 am

ya'll are drunk

Papa Zito · Post Post #2509 (isolation #56) » Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:52 am

The newly discovered Thug might be superior.

Papa Zito · Post Post #2674 (isolation #57) » Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:09 pm

Papa Zito · Post Post #2753 (isolation #58) » Tue Jul 11, 2017 3:10 am

In post 2750, Elbirn wrote:
In post 2748, PJ. wrote:at least weep for me not would be a celebration of ms' history
How

noob

Papa Zito · Post Post #2762 (isolation #59) » Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:45 pm

In post 2761, Gamma Emerald wrote: the top 10 posters

aka the Hall of Shame

Papa Zito · Post Post #2807 (isolation #60) » Mon Jul 17, 2017 4:21 am

vonflare's birthday came and went without him getting doot this is rather an outrage

Papa Zito · Post Post #2888 (isolation #61) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:50 am

Papa Zito · Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:43 am

vonflare no I'm not stealing what's rightfully yours

Papa Zito · Post Post #2954 (isolation #63) » Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:59 pm

Papa Zito · Post Post #2990 (isolation #64) » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:39 pm

Papa Zito · Post Post #3008 (isolation #65) » Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:28 am

In post 3002, Not_Mafia wrote:doot

Papa Zito · Post Post #3063 (isolation #66) » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:36 am

In post 3051, Psyche wrote:i need people who don't like doot to speak up bc it could actually happen

make it so

Papa Zito · Post Post #3131 (isolation #67) » Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:34 am

Papa Zito · Post Post #3141 (isolation #68) » Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:28 am

In post 3140, Not_Mafia wrote:
In post 3139, Fluminator wrote:What does doot mean?
doot

Papa Zito · Post Post #3160 (isolation #69) » Tue Oct 03, 2017 9:14 am

Papa Zito · Post Post #3182 (isolation #70) » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:56 am

Spoiler:

Papa Zito · Post Post #3235 (isolation #71) » Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:47 am

In post 3233, vonflare wrote:there's a difference between good shitposting and bad shitposting and the difference is the amount of ambient shitposting; I call this Von's Law.

The quality of a shitpost is inversely proportional to the quantity of nearby shitposts; A single shitpost in a serious thread is hilarious, but a multitude of shitposts lost within a sea of shitty threads are obsolete. The same principle also applies to an individual's posting history; if someone shitposts often, their shitposts lose their value, because their 'Von Coefficient' is spread too thinly over their many shitposts. However, if a normally serious poster makes a shitpost, their Coefficient is concentrated in that one post, multiplying its effectiveness. Therefore, a the recipie for the perfect shitpost is a single shitpost in a discussion with few surrounding shitposts, contributed by a normally serious (or at least infrequently-posting) user.

wiki imo

Papa Zito · Post Post #3250 (isolation #72) » Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:36 pm

In post 3246, Psyche wrote:its vry inarguably a good title

doot?

Papa Zito · Post Post #3354 (isolation #73) » Mon Oct 16, 2017 2:31 am

In post 3351, LicketyQuickety wrote:This thread cannot seem to get on topic.

The topic is doot.

Papa Zito · Post Post #3365 (isolation #74) » Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:11 am

plz see this compelling argument

Papa Zito · Post Post #3376 (isolation #75) » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:06 am

In post 3374, Davsto wrote:

I love it.

Papa Zito · Post Post #3378 (isolation #76) » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:52 am

He said banmed tho

Papa Zito · Post Post #3380 (isolation #77) » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:04 am

banmed

Papa Zito · Post Post #3382 (isolation #78) » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:06 am

In post 3381, UC Voyager wrote: doot is slang term for something inappropriate!!!

Your mom has a smooth forehead.

Papa Zito · Post Post #3421 (isolation #79) » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:15 am

^Excellent avatar.

Wishing the whole 'anti-nom' concept wasn't a thing.

Papa Zito · Post Post #3423 (isolation #80) » Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:01 am

Unfortunately it is. Psyche codified them in his ruleset.

In post 0, Psyche wrote:Conversely, if a nominated title gets well-reasoned AND CIVILLY WORDED "anti-noms", special consideration might be given to those as well. But the general process is pretty clear-cut.

Papa Zito · Post Post #3426 (isolation #81) » Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:12 am

In post 3424, beeboy wrote:What's wrong with saying you think a title is bad?

People seem to have this impression that one "anti-nom" = one "nom" so instead of the threshold being 5 noms it's now anti-noms + 5.

nomnomnom

I don't think that was what Psyche actually intended and there's also how a lot of these anti-noms don't have much reasoning behind them.

Papa Zito · Post Post #3437 (isolation #82) » Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:27 am

In post 3436, Psyche wrote:
In post 3426, Papa Zito wrote: People seem to have this impression that one "anti-nom" = one "nom" so instead of the threshold being 5 noms it's now anti-noms + 5.
what does this impression really impact though if good titles that have 5 noms still get approved

It impacts what gets posted in this thread, clearly.

Papa Zito · Post Post #3449 (isolation #83) » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:24 am

In post 3447, Alisae wrote:Beeboy dared GiF to delete his main during a truth and dare session on sitechat
He did it

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=20765 ?

Papa Zito · Post Post #3452 (isolation #84) » Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:46 am

I guess I don't get the "joke"

Papa Zito · Post Post #3544 (isolation #85) » Tue Oct 24, 2017 4:04 pm

Papa Zito · Post Post #3632 (isolation #86) » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:11 pm

Papa Zito · Post Post #3648 (isolation #87) » Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:44 am

Papa Zito · Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:14 am

Psyche don't do this

Papa Zito · Wed Nov 22, 2017 11:21 am

In post 3674, Psyche wrote:i did a search
jdodge did the first doot
i thereby propose we change his title
to "doot prime"

plz don't shitpost in this very important thread

Papa Zito · Post Post #3711 (isolation #90) » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:58 am

I'm not sure we can move forward until you resolve The Doot Issue.

Papa Zito · Post Post #3714 (isolation #91) » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:47 am

Clearly it's not settled.

Papa Zito · Post Post #3719 (isolation #92) » Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:21 am

hedabes

Papa Zito · Post Post #3767 (isolation #93) » Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:10 am

In post 3763, Ellibereth wrote:NICE POST BY POST ANALYSIS

NOW GO WASH THE DISHES

doot

Papa Zito · Post Post #3901 (isolation #94) » Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:37 am

ur jerb

Papa Zito · Post Post #4194 (isolation #95) » Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:06 am

In post 4191, Cheetory6 wrote:
In post 4187, UC Voyager wrote:
nom phyce for revenge of the title bot

is this not a true statement
2nd

phyce really deserves a title

I'm a big fan of phyce and agree he deserves this.

3rd

Papa Zito · Post Post #4231 (isolation #96) » Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:29 pm

In post 4213, Firebringer wrote:Zito is but a messenger.

Vonflare is the god of doot

This is correct.

Papa Zito · Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:57 am

In post 4252, vonflare wrote:also still waiting on zito's doot

has like a bunch of Nths

I am not worthy of this title.

Papa Zito · Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:59 am

In post 4255, vonflare wrote:but someone's got to get it

indoot

Papa Zito · Post Post #4362 (isolation #99) » Sun Feb 04, 2018 5:27 pm

In post 4357, Firebringer wrote:References the fact she thinks what she is saying is important.

lul

Papa Zito · Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:50 am

Papa Zito · Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:54 am

In post 4411, Aristophanes wrote:Woohoooooo!

I can die happy now

what if he rejects it

Papa Zito · Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:51 am

watch out he'll threaten to write a shitpost moderation bot

Papa Zito · Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:22 am

idgi can you explain it to me

Papa Zito · Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:00 am

Guys you're saying the same name

Papa Zito · Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:36 am

In post 4472, Annadog40 wrote:Doot is for papa zito only.

no dammit

Papa Zito · Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:16 am

In post 4476, Psyche wrote:im ok w doot now generally speaking

!

can it be??

nom vonflare for doot

Papa Zito · Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:45 am

In post 4484, mastina wrote:
In post 4476, Psyche wrote:im ok w doot now generally speaking
I doot think that doot itself should ever be a doot for anydoot--it has been so consistently forced down our doots at every available doot. The explanation for why to have doot as a doot has been virtually nonexistent each and every doot. Just, "it's a doot", or "it's just doot" or the like when the doot is something which outside of this doot is not something I actually doot (seriously, where and when is doot actually used outside of here?) and it's just something that is a forced doot/doot on every doot.

While I acknowledge wordplay on doot is clever enough (and there are some doots featuring doot in them which I feel would be acceptable) on some occasions, doot itself shouldn't be a doot. I'd support a clever enough doot on it, which would give it a deeper doot than just the forced doot. But doot in of itself is just a doot doot. There's nothing to it except for the consistent dooting of it. It never had a deeper doot. It never had a real backdoot. It never had a real reason to be a doot.

As far as I'm aware, it was birthed from the April Doots Day prank last doot, and then doot complained when it wasn't kept. And since then, 90% of the support for the doot has been the same basic self-dooting doot, who keep saying that it's worthy of a doot because it's doot/a doot and yet it's only a doot because people keep saying it's worthy of a doot.

The doot fairy has a history of giving DOOTPLAY doots along that line--Accept When He Doots is a dootplay on the people who kept trying to get Except When He Doots through as a doot. This I feel is perfectly acceptable and actually appropriate. But I feel like giving doot itself, no modifications to it at all, is just rewarding bad doot.

Papa Zito · Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:37 pm

In post 4531, Psyche wrote:im ambivalent but it just seems to capture vonflare specifically rather well

This is the point that the people falling over themselves to condemn a harmless 4 letter word fail to realize.

Papa Zito · Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:55 am

In post 4573, Cheetory6 wrote:I google image searched for hadootken and found this from Street Dooter.

Spoiler:

There are so many good things in this post.

Papa Zito · Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:12 am

Panzer you're getting crabby in your old age.

Papa Zito · Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:42 am

Don't worry we're not done.

Papa Zito · Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:45 am

We're actively debating a title what the actual fuck are you talking about

Papa Zito · Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:18 am

It's a pretty effective counter to the "meme is dead" argument I think.

Papa Zito · Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:06 am

Papa Zito · Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:51 am

Next title fairy is a bot guys

Papa Zito · Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:04 am

In post 4640, Psyche wrote:
In post 4637, Papa Zito wrote:Next title fairy is a bot guys
maybe i was always the bot all along

Everything makes sense.

Papa Zito · Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:11 am

My work is done.

Papa Zito · Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:33 pm

Papa Zito · Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:40 am

In post 4744, Creature wrote:
In post 4742, Gamma Emerald wrote:I don't know who he is either but I like the idea of another play-based title
Me too, but can't it be someone I atleast heard of?

The Creature Standard

Papa Zito · Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:02 pm

Imagine if your mom's forehead wasn't so smooth.

Papa Zito · Mon Mar 26, 2018 2:11 am

Panzer feels very strongly about this.

Papa Zito · Sat Apr 07, 2018 5:16 am

In post 5118, vonflare wrote:how come
now
you're suddenly lax and nonchalant?

Ya'll are never satisfied smh

Papa Zito · Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:48 am

We've come a long way

Papa Zito · Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:00 am

always look on the blue sky of life

dootdoot

dootdoot dootdoot dootdoot

Papa Zito · Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:42 am

In post 5144, Mathdino wrote:i deleted the part about sonic rejecting amy's marriage proposal but not everything can fit i guess

be the change you want to see in the world

Papa Zito · Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:41 am

Keep up the good work Not_Mafia

In post 5313, Gamma Emerald wrote:
In post 5240, Elbirn wrote:Mulch should be Blast Processing
this feels so good
like it encapsulates the idea in a snappy package

nom mulch for/ nth Blast Processing

I actually quite like this one too.

Papa Zito · Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:57 am

Well the whole point of "blast processing" was to make Sonic go fast.

Or something.

Papa Zito · Mon Apr 16, 2018 4:55 am

uh oh it's that damn generation gap again

Papa Zito · Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:41 am

In post 5355, Chara wrote:gotta go fast is a good title and i'm jealous. nth.

would you like blast processing?

Papa Zito · Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:50 am

In post 5357, Chara wrote:gotta go fast evokes Mulch better. the classic feel of blast processing doesn't fit him.

No I meant for you.

Papa Zito · Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:11 am

In post 5423, SleepyKrew wrote:Paragone forever

amen

Papa Zito · Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:46 am

(tree pun here)

Papa Zito · Mon May 07, 2018 5:32 am

this argument has taken the title fairy thread to a whole new level congrats all

Papa Zito · Tue May 08, 2018 5:32 am

ya'll are bonkers

Papa Zito · Tue May 08, 2018 5:47 am

u wot m8

Papa Zito · Tue May 08, 2018 5:53 am

GET IN THE SEA

Papa Zito · Tue May 22, 2018 12:49 am

In post 5937, Alchemist21 wrote:I've got a lot of respect for you Psyche. I was pretty riled about the latest incident but that was a 1-off thing. I've never had an issue with you before and I usually love seeing the insight from your posts (and not just regarding titles, but on the forum as a whole). It's sad that the last issue pushed you towards stepping down, but if it's because you feel you're getting too emotionally invested with it then I get it. There's lots of other neat stuff you've done and will do for the sight that I'm sure we'll all still appreciate, and I hope the next Title Fairly is someone who sincerely cares about the site like you do. Thanks for everything you've done for MS!

He said send him a PM.

Papa Zito · Wed May 30, 2018 2:08 am

Give her all these suggestions and have them rotate.

Papa Zito · Thu Jun 07, 2018 6:33 am