(NSFW) Mini 1882 - TPTG Mafia 1.5: The Fappening (NoWins)

[Jaqen Hghar]

Phew, probably dodged a bullet over there.

No. It's more like Quicksilver busted in on the scene, grabbed all the bullets in mod air, and repositioned them to make sure none of them found their target. Which is bullshit.

[Jaqen Hghar]

Podia, for one, gets it. I doubt he's too thrilled about it either. He knows that in a consistent game you guys lost and he knows that I saw the exact play he was hoping scum wouldn't see. How could I not see it when I've been setting it up for the better part of a month? But, sure, you guys

really

dodged a bullet there

[Jaqen Hghar]

Failed:

dramonic, Gorkington, podoboq, shos

Just dropping this here for later

[podoboq]

I'm honestly not getting how Gork NOT being in the failed column screws with your plan in any meaningful way. Like, you couldn't pair with him regardless.

If you're talking about how Rach's thing succeeded when it shouldn't have, then pairing with Snarky doesn't seem to REALLY help you. We lose town, they book you with Kuroi and Snarky, and we kill the three of you. I'm sure I don't see the entire picture, but that doesn't look like the worst case scenario to me.

Now I have my problems with unpredictable and inconsistent moderator decisions, but I think you're being hyperbolic.

[Gorkington]

i wouldnt be surprised if jaqen just doesnt understand how the setup works.

[Gorkington]

like, are you really complaining
when the setup literally had to be changed
midway through to fix issues that made your team impossible to beat.

and when its mountainous.
like
those odds are so fucking good for you.

[Jaqen Hghar]

I'm honestly not getting how Gork NOT being in the failed column screws with your plan in any meaningful way. Like, you couldn't pair with him regardless.

If you're talking about how Rach's thing succeeded when it shouldn't have, then pairing with Snarky doesn't seem to REALLY help you. We lose town, they book you with Kuroi and Snarky, and we kill the three of you. I'm sure I don't see the entire picture, but that doesn't look like the worst case scenario to me.

Now I have my problems with unpredictable and inconsistent moderator decisions, but I think you're being hyperbolic.

I would have never tried to pair with him had he gone to the failed pile. I was forced to because even though identical players took identical courses of action they'd taken previously:

get kinky with gork

No, Just Sayin'

Asking For Consent:

All-InRachMarie

Failed:

dramonic, Gorkington, podoboq, shos[/quote]

get kinky wit: gorkington

get kinky wit: gorkington

No, Just Sayin'

Asking For Consent:

Jaqen Hghar, Gorkington

Failed:

shos

the results were drastically different.

Those results forced my hand to ask for consent as a placeholder to basically pause the game while I conferred with the mod. Since he never went back and discretely modified his posts to correct any error and because he told me in response to another question I asked that there were no new rules or changes, Shos asking for Gork and Gork then saying no SHOULD HAVE, as even you pointed out in the thread, landed the pair into the failed pile. With those two in the failed pile and me as the only one asking for consent, there was an immaculate play which would have resulted in town losing, TODAY, before it even went to twilight. Instead, the mod completely disregarded his own in thread, mod provided evidence of how this action resolved and moved all danger out of you guys' way. I get it that town is frustrated and all and feels like there's no way they can win, but you guys don't have all the info and in actuality it's almost the complete opposite. If you guys go on and win, it's only by mod fuckery. I like T-bone and only even came back to this site because he invited me to play this game. I did so out of the respect I had for him in running a clean game with a funny storyline, but this is a farce.

[Jaqen Hghar]

like, are you really complaining
when the setup literally had to be changed
midway through to fix issues that made your team impossible to beat.

and when its mountainous.
like
those odds are so fucking good for you.

Again, you don't see both sides of the picture- specifically the full scum wincon. You'll get that after the game, I promise as well as hopefully the scum thread. This game is set up so town will have a great chance of suffering heavy losses, but in the end is almost impossible for scum to win. Yes, the mechanic which didn't allow for a player to reject another player's request needed to be changed and there needed to be a way to break up a pairing to have an interesting game. It would have been better had this been fully tested so these oversites could have been fixed before the game started, but that's a completely different conversation. Though I was initially resistant to the rule changes because they greatly affected how to approach this game well after it started I at least could find understanding and acceptance there.

However, to completely disregard your own actions as a mod on how mechanics in your game resolve themselves goes too far. It takes every slim opportunity a scum team would have in this game out of the picture.

[Jaqen Hghar]

i wouldnt be surprised if jaqen just doesnt understand how the setup works.

I have a pm thread with the mod a mile long on mechanics questions. I know the mechanics.

[RachMarie]

You do know how to talk in 1st person

[Fresh]

I imagine it will all be addressed post-game regardless of who wins. But yay for now!

[shos]

Let's plaayy....

prod the mod!

Not with a dick this time!

[God of Power Outlets]

Hold for Twilight

[God of Power Outlets]

The sky is taking an amber hue, the sun is slowly (god, so slowly) setting above the Commune. Shadows are lengthening, becoming thicker... longer, harder... wait. No, that doesn't work. Can shadows throb? Look, just come back to me.

Anyway, the point is, this long day, this important day, is coming to a close. The supernatural, yet sexy-goings-on seem to have gotten the better of Jaqen Hghar, who now stands before the Commune. He's openly berating them and preaching the wrath of his vengeful god.

"You're all sinners," says Jaqen, "Filthy, dirty, rotten sinners!"

Shos and Gork join hands, looking at Jaqen. "You can't stop the expression of free love," says one of them.

"Oh, holding hands now?" Asks Jaqen. "What are you gonna do? FORNICATE? You pigs!"

Donald Trump, Jr. skulks into the crowd, talking animatedly on his cellphone.

"No," says Trump, Jr. "I told you, I need three hundred pounds of frozen dicks. Nice ones, too, no Mexicans. No, I need them before---" He pauses, then looks at the ranting Jaqen. "What the hell is his problem?"

"The bow of God's wrath is bent," says Jaqen, falling to his knees and grabbing his crotch. "And the arrow made ready on the string, and justice bends the arrow at your heart, and strains the bow, and it is nothing but the mere pleasure of God, and that of an angry God, without any promise or obligation at all, that keeps the arrow one moment from being made drunk with your blood."

"I like the way this guy thinks," says Trump Jr, licking his lips with a snarl.

Jaqen writhes on the ground, his voice dropping to a whisper, not even breaking cadence in his fiery sermon. "stands waiting for them, like greedy hungry lions that see their prey, and expect to have it...”

When Jaqen dies, his spirit rises from the body. The Trouser Gods address him.

"Jaqen Hghar, or should I call you... Jane, the Virgin?" says the Trouser Gods, their voice undulating suggestively across the Commune.

Jaqen's ghost tries to continue talking over the Trouser Gods. "That the reason why they are not fallen already and do not fall now is only that God's appointed time is not come. For it is said, that when that due time, or appointed time comes, their foot shall slide. "

"Jaqen," says the Trouser Gods, "I warned you that my faithful would root you out, and that once they did, you'd belong to the sensual delights of ethereal flesh!"

"...as he that stands on such slippery declining ground, on the edge of a pit, he cannot stand alone, when he is let go he immediately falls and is lost."

The Trouser Gods finally stop. "You really don't have an off-button, do you? Fine, just take the damn book. Then get up here for your punishment."

The Book of Love appears in the ghostly hands of Jaqen Hghar. Jaqen continues appealing to his god.

DEAD

Jaqen Hghar - Jane the Virgin
"Okay, your Trouser Gods need to have a talk with you for a moment. You see, you just need to grow some balls and get your cherry popped. You're in the right place and...no? You are going to destroy everything we hold dear? Oh dear...we have faith that the Commune will get you. And once they do, we'll have our way with your body and soul...forever....MUHAHAHAHAHA.

...with explicit consent of course."

Kinks: None
Off-Limits: Sodomy, S&M, Exhibitionism

You win when the Commune finally learns some goddamn abstinence, and nothing can prevent this.

[God of Power Outlets]

We are taking the extra time while I seek a replacement for Firebringer

[God of Power Outlets]

Firebringer has elected to retain his slot. Night results incoming.

[God of Power Outlets]

Jaqen continues to deliver his sermon titled 'Sinners in the Face of a Sexy God' or something like that. Honestly, was anyone listening?

"blah blah fire and brimstone, blah blah depths of hell, blah blah nuke everyone" Jaqen was saying. We think.

Trump Jr. and the rest of the Commune have fallen asleep listening to Jaqen's speech. Suddenly the ghost of Jaqen throws The Book of Love to the ground shattering it into a million pieces.

"Wha, what?" Trump Jr. exclaims pulling himself out of a pool of drool. His assistant quickly bottles it and slaps a $99.99 price tag on it. The assistant presents the bottle for Trump Jr, who licks the lid sensually, and then turns his attention to the rest of the Commune.

Suddenly there is a scream as other members of the Commune wake up. All, but one. Dead, with his head bashed in by a bible, is Gorkington.

"Wha...what?" a voice from the heavens themselves exclaims. An armored ghost rises from Gorkington's body.

"Growl." Gorkington says, looking at his now bashed in skull.

"Oh, Armor Gimp! What the hell, how did you die? We did not authorize this!" The Three-Pronged Trouser God exclaimed!

"Growl" Armor Gimp replies, his voice muffled by his Tiger Gimp suit.

"You fools! For my hands will be cleansed by holy fire, as the Will of God has struck down that heathen!" Jaqen said. "May you all now repent and promise to stop fornicating out of wedlock!"

"Wait, how did you know the Book of Love could be rendered unusable if you threw it on the ground?" The Trouser Gods asked. "In retrospect, that isn't a good feature. We'll have to fix it in version 2.0."

"You'll have to fix more than that. You'll have to fix your souls, your-" YOINK a portal opens up sucking Jaqen's ghost into it.

"I was getting tired of his complaining. I'm sorry Armor Gimp, you'll have to get your revenge in the afterlife. As for the rest of you, the Book of Love is broken, so no more magical handcuffs for now. Other than that, proceed as St. Cuckhold intended! You still have a chance to root out our enemies! Tick tock clock pussies and boners!"

DEAD

Gorkington - Armor Gimp
"Armor Gimp, we are so glad to have you in the Commune to avenge your master, The Gimp. I have to say we're real big fans of that thing you do where you grab people out of the air and piledrive them into your dick. It makes us uncomfortable actually. Like, right down here, in our nether regions."

Kinks: Rubberist, S&M
Off-Limits: Sodomy

You win when free love, sex, and depravity can be allowed to reign and nothing can prevent this.

New Rule Change

The Book of Love is no longer in play. You will still proceed with the lynch as normal, and all other rule additions still apply.

[God of Power Outlets]

Kink Count

Getting Kinky

Asking For Consent:

FirebringingRachMarie, Fresh, podoboq, shos, SnarkySnowKuroi

Failed:

Deadline: (expired on 2017-04-13 14:37:07)

Activity Check: Beginning of the day

[RachMarie]

well that was an interesting twist, I guess he did not want to make someone permanent and instead use it to kill someone

Of course it would be Gork

So now do we cuck snarky and kuroi?

[Fresh]

well that was an interesting twist, I guess he did not want to make someone permanent and instead use it to kill someone

Of course it would be Gork

So now do we cuck snarky and kuroi?

I felt like this was EXACTLY what was going to happen when scum got killed.

----

To cuck them, we know that Shos can request Podo, we know that Podo can request me, and we know that you can request anyone. So it shouldn't be hard to pair all of us in that way to do that.

That being said, as long as everyone is active and someone can say no quickly enough to Kuroi/Snarky in the 24hr window, there's not a need to rush that.

I'm up for this strategy (cucking K/S). But as I said to Podo in our PT, I have plenty of reason to be suspicious of you Rach. Your group was cleared by scum AND I noticed that Jaqen's role had no kinks which interestingly you don't have (or its you don't have off limits). Regardless of which one it is, it certainly looks like a possible scum role seeing Jaqen's flip.

[shos]

Both rach and I can pair with anyone

[podoboq]

I vote fuck day five, let's speed murder Kuroi and Snarky.

Get Kinky Wit-It: Fresh

[RachMarie]

personally and I posted this to FB in our handcuffed PT that Jaqen was trying to pull off a double gambit, to make us feel like his "reads were off". He cleared Fire and I, he said one of MoI and DGB was scumz, and then said both Snarky and Kuroi were scumz.

None of those seem realistic.

Still I am willing to die if there is a chance that fire pulled scumz.

As for the shade about my not having any hangups, you may have noticed that Jaqen had hangups and no kinks. Plus of course as shos just pointed out, he too has no hangups but also has kinks.

I have been completely transparent (as of course a good exhibitionist would be ).

Could you expand on that fresh, why did you think the book would get broken if we cucked scumz?

[Firebringer]

I am feeling a bit sick right now, will get to this game in a few hours.

Took too long for replacement so decided to stay.

[Firebringer]

How many scum are likely in this?
I don't think it's rach right now.

I am just wondering if we can afford a mislynch.